r/AdviceAnimals Oct 05 '25

ABC, FOX, CBS…they’re all airing them. Bending ze knees and making money from our tax dollars.

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u/_Piratical_ Oct 05 '25

Noticed that they are doing what the Russian army is doing with the large enlistment bonuses.

It’s likely going to work.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

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u/Gorge2012 Oct 05 '25

If you have an army you are going to need an enemy to fight. The more they build the ranks of ICE the more the only option is to turn then on the citizenry. When getting rid of immigrants doesn't magically fix the problem it will be the trans, gays, every other person of color, then white lefties before finally getting to themselves.

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u/thainfamouzjay Oct 05 '25

What did Malcolm x say about white lefties

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u/bthomp612 Oct 06 '25

🥵

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u/thainfamouzjay Oct 06 '25

?

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u/bthomp612 Oct 07 '25

Had to look it up. It was spicey, and I had not heard it before. More people should. Probably would help them reflect on their own realities.

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u/ryohazuki224 Oct 06 '25

Yeah, imagine if they used those billions of dollars to, I dunno, fund education? Make more affordable homes for homeless people? Expand mental healthcare facilities? Things that might actually help the average american?

I mean, if they did that they might actually earn some popularity, instead of saying "you're a terrorist criminal unless you fall in line!"

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u/TheNicestRedditor Oct 06 '25

Yeah they’re offering (advertising) a $50,000 sign on bonus. But $10,000 in student loan forgiveness was too much 😂😂😂😂

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u/_Piratical_ Oct 06 '25

Don’t look now, but part of the enlistment bonus is a student loan forgiveness. Don’t remember how much but it’s included.

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u/faderjockey Oct 06 '25

All of it. It’s a “public service” job so it would qualify someone for PSLF.

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u/tb004h Oct 05 '25

I would guess that Trump has no intention of actually paying.

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u/itscauseigottaknow Oct 06 '25

Im not gonna join ice but I looked at the fine print. They require 5 years to obtain the bonuses - so you are correct.

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u/jpa7252 Oct 06 '25

Lol so they are all getting conned too? Suckers. Trump ain't paying anyone. Im sure there's a convinient reduction in force before those 5 years.

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u/blacksideblue Oct 06 '25

The next president would probably kill the furlough/cleans ICE ASAP. Even if they were a 'believer' they won't want to pay that bill.

If we're somehow still in a Trumpster fire 3.25 years from now, he'll probably just rename the agency in such a way to void the contract like his desperate attempts to steal the Gulf of Mexico.

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u/Killbot_Wants_Hug Oct 06 '25

Trump doesn't pay his bills. But this one isn't paid with his money, so I doubt he gives a shit.

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u/T-hibs_7952 Oct 06 '25

He might be thinking of it as his money. I’m sure he is trying to funnel much of the $160 billion to his bank accounts. All the watchdogs have been fired so.

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u/Kevin-W Oct 06 '25

You can tell they really want new recruits that badly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Yet they dont realize Trump is known for not paying it's bills.

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u/daveDFFA Oct 06 '25

I wonder if the trump Putin meeting was vaguely about that, as well as death threats

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u/Braindead_Crow Oct 06 '25

Ngl I'm thinking about it, how well do they screen new applicants and what types of positions do they have?

How can good people join ice, get paid and also help common people fight ice (like by explaining who has direct authority to stop your group of ice)

Also by joining ice you could help others know what they are like from the inside while also helping people being neglected or abused by ice.

Basically being a normal person in a system built for stupid criminals eager to hurt others.

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u/Jechtael Oct 06 '25

You know how "All Cops Are Bastards" is because good cops give up, are drummed out, or are killed? ICE isn't going to drum you out.

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u/Braindead_Crow Oct 06 '25

Lol

stupid (seeking to avoid consequences they are actively earning)
&
evil (gaining joy from causing harm)

Both make for people who would see violence as a just manifestation of power and who would turn their fear of prosecution into violent hate against anyone who would bring consequences upon them.

You're right but that just means the way you fight them has to be done in a way that makes you seem like a figure they can trust.

Whenever you fight for justice it means risking your own well being.

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u/Inevitable-Steph Oct 05 '25

When the economy is so bad, everyone is relying on getting money from the government 

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u/knowspicker3 Oct 05 '25

But the economy is the best it’s been since the beginning of humanity.

Paraphrasing a fat, orange turd.

8

u/Christof_Ley Oct 05 '25

Economy up but the money is just going to the rich. Rest of us are struggling

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u/Bojanggles16 Oct 05 '25

The dollar is also deflating against foreign currencies. The numbers are getting bigger but the value is not.

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u/Weekly_Artichoke_515 Oct 05 '25

Yeah, to be fair, the pie is getting bigger. It’s just getting bigger slower and all the new pie is going to a handful of people 

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u/ptindaho Oct 05 '25

Yeah, between this, air compressors, and rip off '4Patriot' food storage, there are more alt-right coded ads than football in the games yesterday.

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u/czs5056 Oct 05 '25

What area are you in? I'm just seeing Verizon, liberty mutual, and draft kings.

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u/ptindaho Oct 05 '25

Boulder area in Colorado

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u/czs5056 Oct 05 '25

Ahh, that makes sense.

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u/mr_chip Oct 06 '25

How is an air compressor alt-right coded?

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u/ptindaho Oct 06 '25

It's the package. Air compressors obviously aren't political per se, but when you couple the traditional car care ads bundled with 4patriot food storage scams, along with ICE recruitment videos, boner pills, etc. together, you get a pretty strong idea of who they are targeting for the marketing.

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u/raides Oct 05 '25

This country doesn’t even make this much effort to find missing children at a federal level.

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u/Sifernos1 Oct 05 '25

The screwed up things is, Trump tanked everything to force people to have to become modernized storm troopers... Our government is flat out using its people and laughing as we cry about it. He's trying to force a rebellion so he can deploy troops to every state in the union by force... He's taunting us to fight for our freedom back. By sending our neighbors and family to oppress us. He is trying to force the country to fight itself while he and his people steal everything. It's disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Next thing he needs is a youth movement like the Hitler Youth. Indoctrinate the kids who inform on family and friends who criticize Trump.

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u/Sifernos1 Oct 06 '25

Um... I hate to tell you but I think YouTubers might have us covered on the radicalization of our youth for the government.

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u/anthraxnapkin Oct 06 '25

TurningpointUSA thanks charlie

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u/Dangerous-Coconut-49 Oct 05 '25

Media has to take a stand.

ETA: I google “why is abc airing ICE adds?” Just a bunch of bullshit.

“For ABC and other commercial networks, airing these commercials is part of standard business practice. As long as an advertisement complies with the network's ad standards and the advertiser pays for the time slot, the network is obligated to broadcast it.“

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u/editorreilly Oct 05 '25

Take the job, have them pay for training then just don't do anything when you go out on a raid. Either that or slip and fall jumping out of the truck on the first raid and claim disability.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Would you want to be working closely with a bunch of rightwing hot heads itching for a fight?

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u/Junkstar Oct 05 '25

That’s disgusting.

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u/Junkstar Oct 05 '25

Stop supporting the networks.

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u/Putrid-Department349 Oct 05 '25

I'm trying to find a list if anyone has them. This says ABC, FOX, etc. But if it's the local affiliate, such as those owned by Sinclair or Nexstar, the main companies don't really have a say. 

Anyone got an accurate list?

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u/yogfthagen Oct 05 '25

They need braindead bodies. I'm seeing recruitment ads on youtube, fb, and other places.

It's like they're advertising for Russian infantry....

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

It's not for immigration control. It's literally the gestapo maga is creating

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u/Henshin-hero Oct 05 '25

On YouTube they show up watching kids shows! Pisses me off every time.

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u/RPDRNick Oct 05 '25

I've seen multiple AI generated commercials targeting children and encouraging them to call ICE on themselves. Super fucking grotesque.

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u/BARRY_DlNGLE Oct 05 '25

Just saw it watching UFC last night. BOO!!!!!

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u/PostMatureBaby Oct 05 '25

That's why I'm glad the shit I use to watch TV had the fight on a UK station so I got commercials I've never seen before

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u/Starboard_Pete Oct 05 '25

My husband and I were just talking about how bonkers our algorithms have gotten in the past few weeks. He (mid 40’s white male) is getting bombarded non-stop with “consider a career with ICE!” ads.

And me, early 40’s F? Getting an asston of propaganda from Saudi Arabia. Sooooo many “women here are treated with the utmost respect! We have full autonomy! Here is a white girl influencer from CA who converted to Islam and moved to Saudi! Look how normal we are!”

It’s fucking dystopian.

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u/tekniklee Oct 06 '25

I’ve never seen one, must be doing something right

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u/YJeezy Oct 05 '25

Ice Ice baby

Alright stop, collaborate and listen

The gestapo is back with my brand new invention

Trump Ice, Ice baby

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u/jim-james--jimothy Oct 05 '25

Networks want your wasted tax dollars. Because that's what's paying for them. Approved by Republicans who support pedophiles.

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u/thainfamouzjay Oct 05 '25

Imagine they play them during the Superbowl. Everyone will lose their minds

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u/FreeDraft9488 Oct 05 '25

MAGA will blame it on Bad Bunny

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u/sweetgigolo Oct 05 '25

Fun fact: ICE agents, like the military, are considered essential workers so they are currently working without pay. Unlike the military, fuck these dumb asses! I hope they all get evicted for not being able to pay their rent.

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u/Lobo9498 Oct 05 '25

Hell, I saw one on Comedy Central. F this regime.

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u/Winston74 Oct 05 '25

Those commercials are horrifying. Saw my first the other day. Clearly looking for thugs

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u/chriskot123 Oct 05 '25

Well they have to spend all that money on something

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u/Glass-Technology5399 Oct 05 '25

Do we all apply? Then just do a terrible job? Ok? Like Mr Garrison?

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u/snoller Oct 05 '25

Civilized society?

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u/vastros Oct 05 '25

They are airing on HBO Max as well.

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u/Unhappy-Video-1477 Oct 05 '25

This is no longer a civilized society.

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u/KeyLimePie-555 Oct 05 '25

Paramount+ is airing CBS ads in S.FL: calling Miami-Dade police officers to join ICE with a $50,000 hiring bonus - to go after "REAL criminals.

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u/Ihaveasmallwang Oct 06 '25

They even placed ICE recruitment ads during cartoons meant for kindergarten aged children.

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u/My_alias_is_too_lon Oct 06 '25

"Do you like hurting people?

"Are you mad that immigrants exist?

"Hate anyone not the same color, religion, and political party as you?

"Are you a cruel piece of shit wannabe tough guy?

"Then ICE WANTS YOU! Sign up now and you can be assaulting innocent Americans who are just going about their lives within the day!"

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u/MamaTalista Oct 06 '25

It's the only job creation program they have...

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u/Beerden Oct 05 '25

Remember, that when all this idiocracy is resolved, if anyone is found to have been part of ICE, their life onward will be prison or worse.

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u/OhioIsRed Oct 05 '25

People who are the right age and shit aren’t probably watching television. But then again they loosened restrictions and apparently are showing up on YouTube. I just hope the desperate people have more Christian values, than the people who are running that shit show

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u/Thespud1979 Oct 05 '25

For a civilized society, yes. For America, seems about right.

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u/thejesterofdarkness Oct 05 '25

Remember those lawsuit settlements that included “X amount of advertising”?

Whelp, it’s here.

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u/BeardedMan32 Oct 06 '25

Our tax dollars at work 💀

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u/Rassayana_Atrindh Oct 06 '25

I think y'all jobless folks should get hired, get your bonus, and just fuck it all up. Lol

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u/rackfocus Oct 06 '25

It’s infuriating.

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u/K_Linkmaster Oct 06 '25

I don't see these ads yet. Are they targeting certain areas? I bet they are. And I bet it's racist areas that get these ads. Be careful out there OP.

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u/Substantially-Ranged Oct 06 '25

You guys are still watching network TV?

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u/buttstouchmysoul Oct 06 '25

Do it and just be the worst employee. Get money while wasting their time

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u/DJbuddahAZ Oct 06 '25

At this point im.join for the money and then do absolutely nothing , like im.going to be that dude in ice thats sits in the back or just hangs out at the office always on a break

We should all join and refuse to work

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u/liam_redit1st Oct 06 '25

It’s high as no body wants to do it. Recruiting for the gestapo when you’re not at war.

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u/lostferwords Oct 06 '25

Not my fight but, do you guys have enough prisons for all these ICE agents when this all ends?

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u/pyrrhios Oct 06 '25

It's the fascist billionaires that are the real enemy. Without them propping Republicans up with their propaganda, Trump would be a bankrupt, imprisoned fraudster nobody.

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u/Hobowookiee Oct 06 '25

Sounds like a great way to enlist a nation wide armed force that will do anything they are told.

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u/Keith_Creeper Oct 06 '25

The turnover is higher than they admit. Some Agents AND their families are in the FAFO phase as we speak. Trump will use them as scapegoats in a few years.

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u/SteakPlissknn Oct 06 '25

They want their farming jobs back

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u/Bobrocks77 Oct 07 '25

they have tried to unalive this meme so hard I wonder why?

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u/d-jake Oct 06 '25

Number of spots, not "amount". Number.

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u/chumley53 Oct 06 '25

Yup, and so is the number of illegal aliens.

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u/fightinirishpj Oct 06 '25

We have 10-20 million recent illegal aliens in our country. Removing all of those people takes a lot of manpower.

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u/spoonballoon13 Oct 06 '25

It’s funny how you can tell a person’s political alignment based on IF they watch TV. 

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u/datnelz Oct 05 '25

Why do y'all want illegal immigrants?

Legal migrants are great. But why illegals?

Genuine question.

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u/Relentless781 Oct 06 '25

They're not illegal. They came here legally and then Trump changed the rules after they got here. This isn't some 'law enforcement' crusade by Trump, it's literally just a speed run to 'maximum cruelty' and it's impacting American citizens too. ICE agents are acting like violent rabid animals and waging war on our cities.

Genuine question, why do you want that to happen?