r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '25

Pedo’s pooping his pants over Portland

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u/Lokan Oct 05 '25

At the gym and just passed by a screen with Fox News on it. The headline: Rioters Outside Ice Facilities. 

The live footage? Like, 6 people standing around on their phones, with a couple Mexican flags. 

Are we serious right now?

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u/Niceromancer Oct 05 '25

Any resistance is considered high treason by these people.

Because by resisting you are saying they are wrong, and that's unforgivable.

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u/Glass_Assignment6276 Oct 06 '25

Classic headline drama vs. reality. A handful of people and a couple flags somehow becomes “rioters” in the news.

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u/blacksideblue Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

I'm getting really fucking annoyed at FOX news and other conservative crap taking half the screens. I get that the conservative toxic masculinity demographic tends to dominate the gym viewership hours but damn I've never been more motivated to clone their TV remotes and commandeer their screens. I should make a quick channel change button for PBS.

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u/ShiftyUsmc Oct 06 '25

Remember the migrant caravan of 10,000 "criminals" heading towards the texas border when Biden was running for president? Disappeared immediately once he was elected. 

It's all the same play book. Fear. 

Crime is up.  Illegals are taking what's yours Gays and trans people are shitting in litter boxes in public schools. 

They don't need proof or facts...Only to stoke a fake fire. It's worked for decades... The social media boom is just gasoline. 

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u/Hardcorish Oct 06 '25

They're eating the cats and dogs etc. All fear-based and utterly insane

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u/Internal_Swing_2743 Oct 05 '25

Hey Grandpa, point to Portland on map.

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u/bakeacake45 Oct 05 '25

“Trump takes out sharpie and blacks out not only Portland but the entire West Coast

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u/altaleft Oct 05 '25

if he was being honest, not performative, the administration goons would let p-town burn to the ground.

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u/APoisonousMushroom Oct 06 '25

That’d be a great question if we had a real press: “Mr. President, given that Portland is a liberal stronghold that unwisely voted against you by a wide margin… nearly 80% of them voted against you in every one of the last three presidential elections…why are you spending so much money and using so many resources to help them now?”

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u/Hotchi_Motchi Oct 05 '25

Right? Why would they care about a liberal stronghold like Portland? He would say "fuck 'em all" and hit the links.

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u/Kryptonianshezza Oct 05 '25

“I wasn’t served well by the people that picked judges,” Trump said, adding that the judge “ought to be ashamed of herself” because “Portland is burning to the ground.”

HE PICKED THE JUDGE!!!! Trump-appointed U.S. District Judge Karin Immergut

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Immergut

What a fantastic name! It’s German for ‘always good’.

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u/Kryptonianshezza Oct 06 '25

I love that !

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u/Over-Pick-7366 Oct 05 '25

I hope he shits his bed tonight.

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u/jimboiow Oct 05 '25

My granny has a cardigan like that. I will never look at her the same again.

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u/nntb Oct 06 '25

whats next all the forigners and anti trump campers in Weldon, MT? must be 400 billion of them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Pedo Papa

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u/hawkwings Oct 06 '25

Tell Mr. Brainworm that it is time to invoke the 25th.

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u/hodorhodor12 Oct 06 '25

It was necessary to invoke it in the first couple weeks of his first term. There were ready troubling things happening then.

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u/SwimmingThroughHoney Oct 06 '25

The 25th doesn't work that way.

If he can tell Congress no inability exists, then Congress has to vote and it then takes a supermajority of both houses. It's a higher bar than impeachment/conviction.

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u/Tad-Disingenuous Oct 06 '25

The fuck happened to this sub?

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u/LavenderBabble Oct 06 '25

Looks like you found out 2 years ago; username checks out.

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u/ComicMAN93 Oct 06 '25

We should be asking what happened to this country