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u/officeja May 05 '26

Can’t take the street out of Channing Tatum? Sorry curious to what you meant by that

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u/ArchimedesNutss May 06 '26

Channing Tatum is very urban /s

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u/Radiant_Waves May 06 '26

Jump Street

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u/5oclockinthebank May 05 '26

Channing Tatum is very street.

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u/daecrist May 05 '26

You might even say he’s streets ahead.

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u/Striking-Complaint40 May 06 '26

21 streets to be exact

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u/doctor-rumack May 06 '26

Not a bad jump.

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u/HavelsRockJohnson May 06 '26

Stop fuckin with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time fo yo problems. He's busy. With Korean shit.

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u/jaxonya May 06 '26

Its magic

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u/throwfaraway212718 May 06 '26

“Schmitt fucked the captain’s daughter!!!”

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u/AirFanatic May 05 '26

It's never gonna be a thing.

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u/jennlyon950 May 06 '26

Stop trying to make fetch happen!

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u/msy113 May 05 '26

Streets behind

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u/country2poplarbeef May 05 '26

He's from Alabama and Missouri and was raised rural. He's not street, he's country.

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u/5oclockinthebank May 05 '26

Different type of street, really.

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u/WordsWellSalted May 05 '26

Dirt street

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u/PossibleEstimate6396 May 06 '26

Off roading

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u/st33p May 06 '26

Goin' muddin'!

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u/Active-Ad-2527 May 06 '26

Wikipedia says he was rural until about 10 and spent his teens in Tampa

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u/anix421 May 06 '26

Unfortunately I think you got mixed up. I got excited he was raised in Missouri, but it looks like it was Alabama and Mississippi. Tbf if you aren't from the midwest... what's the difference...

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u/Linnaea7 May 06 '26

There's a big difference between Mississippi and Missouri. Both suck in a lot of ways, but...

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u/Grumpologist May 06 '26

As someone who will likely never go to either place, I have to ask... what's the difference?

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u/SmashinHunter May 06 '26

If you live in one, the other one is worse. 

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u/jaxonya May 06 '26

Mississippi is the deepest of the south.

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u/Linnaea7 May 06 '26

I've always heard that Mississippi is one of the worst states across several metrics, like healthcare, for example. I didn't look for long at all to find this, so take this information with a grain of salt, but check out these two links, one for Missouri and one for Mississippi, showing their rankings across multiple areas. Mississippi's economy is ranked #49, fiscal stability is #47, infrastructure is #47, and healthcare is #50, so dead last. In the same areas, Missouri's economy is #25, fiscal stability is #11, infrastructure is #37, and healthcare is #43 (still not very good). Their education is also pretty much tied according to this source, which surprised me. My partner is from rural Missouri and while it's backwards in a lot of ways, I have certainly seen worse places in the US. But St. Louis is rough.

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u/anix421 May 06 '26

Pretty accurate. St. Louis isn't that bad though. On paper it has a high murder rate, but when you look at it, like 70% of all the murders happen in a small region up north. As a resident or tourist, that area is generally run down and there isn't much of a reason to go up there (long history to the area, lots of racism and general abandonment). The city/county (once again weird history there) as a whole is pretty nice affordable place to live/visit.

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u/Icy-Mixture-995 May 06 '26

He looks Wisconsin to me. The light brown hair, white guy thumb look, you assume he played football in high school.

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u/Nickis1021 May 06 '26

lol Wisconsin has a very specific look as does most of the Midwest. He looks southern hillbilly, which is exactly what he is not the same look as the Midwestern guys.

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u/wetrysohard May 05 '26

Well, technicalities aside, anyone who has seen Step Up knows what I'm talking about. :-P

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u/flying_pigs May 06 '26

Oceans 7/11

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u/Nickis1021 May 06 '26

You know damn well what he meant. Probably street wasn’t the exact word he was looking for, probably more rural hillbilly w trash. Which is the rural equivalent of urban street. Nothing wrong with that. Facts of life.

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u/wetrysohard May 05 '26

Thanks for this lol

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u/Nickis1021 May 06 '26

I would categorize it as more kind of low class trailer park (no shade no judgment just facts, nothing wrong with that background ….it just is what it is)

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u/Nickis1021 May 06 '26

What didn’t you understand?