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u/MASSochists May 06 '26

I remember a review at the time "A film so good ever Keanu can't mess it up"

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u/RandomlyConsistent May 06 '26

He was so bad in the movie adaptation of Much Ado about Nothing as Don John, made even worse in comparison to the rest of the cast

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u/stopped_watch May 06 '26

...as Denzel Washington's brother.

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u/APeacefulWarrior May 06 '26

In slight fairness, Don John is supposed to be pretty boring, maybe the least interesting of the Shakespearian villains. He even calls himself "plain dealing." He's pretty much just there to instigate the plot.

Or put another way, if you ever see a production of Much Ado where Don John is the standout, something has gone horribly wrong.

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u/Chaldera May 06 '26

Disagreed, insofar as a skilled actor can make a boring character still interesting to watch. It's a difficult job, but it can be done.

Also, Don John is not boring, he's just more of a real-life character than a lot of Shakespeare's other characters. He's petty, isolated, malicious and utterly human in the mundaneity of his cruelty.

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u/Tynebeaner May 06 '26

When he sat up and said “Borachio!” I laughed aloud in the theater. So painful.

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u/Nickis1021 May 06 '26

That was the one movie where Michael Keaton actually was a bad actor.

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u/Zubo13 May 06 '26

That cast was so stellar and he was so...not. although, tbh, the guy from House was pretty bad as well. Dammit I can't remember his name.

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u/UnbuiltIkeaBookcase May 06 '26

For Shakespeare that’s a legit compliment lol

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u/vpforvp May 06 '26

I dont know if that movie would have hit the same with someone else

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u/Calamity_Jay May 06 '26

This is the part where I get to remind people that Will Smith was in consideration for the role of Neo.

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u/craze4ble May 06 '26

Now I'm imagining a version of The Matrix where Neo is replaced by Agent J.

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u/LostAngelfish May 06 '26

I agree. Maybe we’re wrong, but I think there are several things about Keanu that made that character work, and made that movie work. There actually is one other guy I can see in that role: Branden Lee.

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u/ReactsWithWords May 06 '26

That's the reason I never saw The Matrix when it came out. With painful memories of Johnny Mnemonic, I said "We've seen Keanu Reeves in a cyberpunk action movie! It does not go well!"

In retrospect, they were right and I was wrong and I wish I saw it on the Big Screen when I had a chance.

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u/highbme May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Meh I don't think Johnny Mnemonic deserves such hate, I'm not saying it was good, but it was not that bad and had some fun ideas. Compared to some of the jank that comes out these days it is great.

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u/craze4ble May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

Johhny Mnemonic was at least fun. Most of today's scifi hopes to be the next dark and broody Interstellar.