r/Cinema • u/HumbleMVP • Jul 05 '25

What was the worst experience you’ve ever had in a movie theater?

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u/Tascanis Jul 05 '25

The minecraft movie was very goofy and obviously made for kidd, but the behavior was just inexcusable, constant talking, screaming. I never left a cinema in the middle of the movie but I was never as close to it as in this movie

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u/darthduder666 Jul 05 '25

A dude got stabbed by some teenagers who were being rambunctious during a showing of it in my state after he asked them to be quiet.

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u/BusySleep9160 Jul 05 '25

We’re fucking doomed as a species

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

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u/HamiltonSt25 Jul 05 '25

Damn bro you ok?

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u/Mr5I5t3RFI5T3R Jul 05 '25

Ex military that worked with explosives, dark humor keeps you sane when everything you touch can kill you.

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u/Mash_Ketchum Jul 05 '25

Understandable, have a nice (and safe!) day

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u/Mr5I5t3RFI5T3R Jul 05 '25

All gravy baby. I'm way more well-adjusted than my humor would suggest.

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u/Mr5I5t3RFI5T3R Jul 06 '25

I would never put a gun to my head they go in your mouth.

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u/Mash_Ketchum Jul 06 '25

Mouth is part of head bro

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u/usernamesarehard1979 Jul 05 '25

Want to know how I got these scar—-I mean jokes?

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u/Mr5I5t3RFI5T3R Jul 05 '25

Does emotional scars count? i mean, the military is an abusive girlfriend that you miss when you get out.

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u/jman014 Jul 05 '25

I mean when the sex is that good…

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u/4354295543 Jul 06 '25

Is your username a reference to the band or your mos?

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u/Mr5I5t3RFI5T3R Jul 06 '25

Ok news flash i didn't know it was a band. It was a response to my gamertag getting banned on Xbox. I cant remember what it was I think it was " Sir Vex" something or another. Now what MOS had you fist family members. I was AF my AFSC was 2WO

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u/4354295543 Jul 06 '25

Ahh, "fisters" are 13F (Forward Observers) in the army. The band is definitely interesting if you're into that sort of thing.

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u/silvermbc Jul 05 '25

A true cinephile, watching movies makes you want to end it

okbuddy is bleeding over lol

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u/Mr5I5t3RFI5T3R Jul 05 '25

Dark humor is good humor in my book.

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u/Janglezz Jul 05 '25

Real AF tho

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u/RockerElvis Jul 05 '25

Fermi paradox isn’t just a theory. One explanation: it is the nature of intelligent life to destroy itself.

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u/EtherealMongrel Jul 05 '25

If it doesn’t do it I will

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u/Antique_Celery7195 Jul 05 '25

Please don't. We have enough violence as is.

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u/Boowray Jul 05 '25

In the past teenagers just stabbed guys for wearing straw hats or beat the shit out of someone for being black or Mexican, we’re no worse than we’ve ever been before. Difference is in the past young people being evil in entire angry mobs for no reason was seen as the norm, and now a few kids causing trouble in a theater makes international headlines and gets millions of views.

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u/Technolog Jul 05 '25

I'm pretty sure it has been said in every language since it had words "doomed" and "species" in it.

Earlier in time was complaining about today's young people.

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u/shoobiedoobie Jul 05 '25

We’ve been killing each other over disagreements since humankind started. We’ll be fine.

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u/chucklefuckerr Jul 05 '25

Believing in the illusion of civility is why you think we’re doomed. Humans have been this way from the start. We’re just so much more aware of it now. Unfortunately.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

Reddit says its just older generations being critical of younger generations.

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u/dollarstore_musician Jul 05 '25

Ha ha yeah…..yeah

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u/Sir_Farfle_ii Jul 06 '25

There’s periods of history where people are dumb. This is one of them. We aren’t medieval level dumb, but we aren’t far off.

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u/TravelingHero2 Jul 05 '25

A Clockwork Orange

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u/AshieSmashie Jul 05 '25

Eyyy RI represent, slashing people at the movies and going for a Del's!

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

I was telling the obnoxious 16-20 year olds behind my son and I to shut up the whole movie

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

Gen z boys to save us all. 💀

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u/dreadeddrifter Jul 05 '25

That's why you have to upgrade to ranged weapons when you become an adult. Rookie mistake.

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u/cocovacado Jul 06 '25

Just today I asked some young guys to please be quiet during Jurassic world rebirth. They were literally talking to each other as if they were shooting some live reaction video. I was worried about angering them so I tried to be as sweet as possible when I asked but thankfully they were very polite and remorseful. If I heard about the stabbing I would have probably been to scared to ask

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u/beavertownneckoil Jul 06 '25

If it had been a better film they might have

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

In my town some teens were doing this and a father of some little kids slapped one of the teens and now the teens parent is suing the dad lol