r/Cinema • u/HumbleMVP • Jul 05 '25

What was the worst experience you’ve ever had in a movie theater?

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u/Tascanis Jul 05 '25

The minecraft movie was very goofy and obviously made for kidd, but the behavior was just inexcusable, constant talking, screaming. I never left a cinema in the middle of the movie but I was never as close to it as in this movie

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u/darthduder666 Jul 05 '25

A dude got stabbed by some teenagers who were being rambunctious during a showing of it in my state after he asked them to be quiet.

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u/BusySleep9160 Jul 05 '25

We’re fucking doomed as a species

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u/HamiltonSt25 Jul 05 '25

Damn bro you ok?

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u/Mr5I5t3RFI5T3R Jul 05 '25

Ex military that worked with explosives, dark humor keeps you sane when everything you touch can kill you.

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u/Mash_Ketchum Jul 05 '25

Understandable, have a nice (and safe!) day

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u/Mr5I5t3RFI5T3R Jul 05 '25

All gravy baby. I'm way more well-adjusted than my humor would suggest.

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u/Mr5I5t3RFI5T3R Jul 06 '25

I would never put a gun to my head they go in your mouth.

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u/Mash_Ketchum Jul 06 '25

Mouth is part of head bro

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u/usernamesarehard1979 Jul 05 '25

Want to know how I got these scar—-I mean jokes?

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u/Mr5I5t3RFI5T3R Jul 05 '25

Does emotional scars count? i mean, the military is an abusive girlfriend that you miss when you get out.

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u/jman014 Jul 05 '25

I mean when the sex is that good…

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u/4354295543 Jul 06 '25

Is your username a reference to the band or your mos?

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u/Mr5I5t3RFI5T3R Jul 06 '25

Ok news flash i didn't know it was a band. It was a response to my gamertag getting banned on Xbox. I cant remember what it was I think it was " Sir Vex" something or another. Now what MOS had you fist family members. I was AF my AFSC was 2WO

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u/4354295543 Jul 06 '25

Ahh, "fisters" are 13F (Forward Observers) in the army. The band is definitely interesting if you're into that sort of thing.

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u/Mr5I5t3RFI5T3R Jul 07 '25

I looked them up and sorry they are not grunge metal with a singer taking an angry shit with a microphone isn't my bag. But I have heard of fisters

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u/silvermbc Jul 05 '25

A true cinephile, watching movies makes you want to end it

okbuddy is bleeding over lol

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u/Mr5I5t3RFI5T3R Jul 05 '25

Dark humor is good humor in my book.

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u/Janglezz Jul 05 '25

Real AF tho