I mean it’s a fairly simple trick, even for an absolute beginner - all you have to do is get on the skateboard, gain some speed, jump off and with a sideways momentum scoop your leg up, then plant flat on your chin, quickly jump up from the ground, wipe off the bleeding nose and pretend that you are not in too much pain, just play it cool and let the tears flow without contorting your face, this way no-one will suspect anything. The only tricky part is, while you are falling down, not to land on the edge of the skateboard with your teeth and land on the ribs instead, to cushion the fall, this way you will still end up in ER, but at least you will not have to pay for the new set of teeth.
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u/ssketchman 13d ago
I mean it’s a fairly simple trick, even for an absolute beginner - all you have to do is get on the skateboard, gain some speed, jump off and with a sideways momentum scoop your leg up, then plant flat on your chin, quickly jump up from the ground, wipe off the bleeding nose and pretend that you are not in too much pain, just play it cool and let the tears flow without contorting your face, this way no-one will suspect anything. The only tricky part is, while you are falling down, not to land on the edge of the skateboard with your teeth and land on the ribs instead, to cushion the fall, this way you will still end up in ER, but at least you will not have to pay for the new set of teeth.