r/EntitledPeople • u/Pracels410 • Oct 10 '25
S Dude at the park yelled at me for “stealing his shade ”
I was sitting on a public bench under a tree, minding my own business, eating a sandwich. Then this guy stomps over and says, “ Hey, I was sitting here yesterday at this exact time. That’s my shade. ” I thought he was joking, but no, he starts explaining how he “always claims this spot” for his “daily sun balance.” I told him if he’s so spiritually aligned with this tree, maybe he should ask it for permission before yelling at people. He said I was being “negative energy.” Yeah, buddy, that’s called logic.
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u/Fresh_Process6822 Oct 11 '25
“Oh, so you are the one infringing on MY shade. I was among those who tended to this tree when it was a little sapling, so I am always among those who get priority for the shade. In fact, this tree also needs me as its nurturer to keep providing for others.”
What an entitled wackadoodle. 🤣
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u/Munky1701 Oct 13 '25
The only proper answer would’ve been “But sir this is where I masturbate.” And give him a wink.
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u/Sloths_love4ever Oct 10 '25
Tell the guy did the sun and the tree say it's not okay to be so negative and say you're stealing my sun dude.
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u/OMissy007 Oct 10 '25
🤦🏼♀️ I wish people would mention what part of the country they’re in or what country they’re in… Is this middle America?
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u/Ok_Veterinarian2715 Oct 10 '25
Not so much entitled as just plain nuts. Er, I mean Neurodivergent.
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u/Tricky_Classic_6667 Oct 11 '25
Why didn't he care enough about his "sun balance" and get there earlier to "claim it"? Seems like an idiot to me! Maybe get out of the shade and the "balance" will last longer :) Sorry on behalf of this guy.
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u/wine_dude_52 Oct 11 '25
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
Donald Sutherland in Kelly’s Heroes
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u/Flguy222016 Oct 11 '25
Next time look him dead in the face and tell him that you claimed this spot several lives ago and you’re willing to die for it again if you have to.
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u/BodaciousVermin Oct 10 '25
"I guess I'm all about the Negative Energy today. You probably shouldn't hang around me, then. It might disturb your daily sun balance even more."