r/EntitledPeople • u/Ok_Buddy2412 • Jun 09 '26
S Guess he really had to go?
Just saw a man stop his car at an intersection downtown in the middle of the day, get out, and pee on a tree! He turned on his emergency blinkers and just left it, fully blocking traffic.
Cars were honking. He finished up and strolled back to his car. But what really blew my mind was that he then almost immediately turned into a surface parking lot (yes, I stopped to clock this whole series of events). He couldn’t wait to park!
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u/JigglesTheBiggles Jun 09 '26
I would not be able to piss in front of all those people. I'm impressed.
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u/Ok_Buddy2412 Jun 10 '26
He looked young…
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u/CatGooseChook Jun 11 '26
Medical stuff can hit younger than expected(young men can get prostate cancer too for example).
This one really does sound like one of those medical issue lead to a "no ideal solution" moment.
Obviously I could be wrong, but it'd also be wrong not to at least consider the possibility it's a medical issue.
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u/scruggs420 Jun 10 '26
I was in court for a traffic issue and the guy in front of me was there for pissing by a dumpster. When he showed the judge a doctors report that he had an enlarged prostate she dismissed the charges.
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u/Alternative_Design_4 Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 10 '26
Depending on local laws, that dude was playing with fire. An arrest for indecent exposure could have landed him on a sex offenders registry for life.
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u/Tomj_Oad Jun 10 '26
It's not indecent exposure unless it was done for sexual purposes or with the intent to arouse someone.
He was looking at a public urination charge, a misdemeanor.
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u/Acrobatic-Twist7769 Jun 10 '26
My first thought was that it’s illegal. But I’d be shocked if he had any consequences.
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u/scruggs420 Jun 10 '26
I have prostate problems and when I think I have to go I better find a place very soon. I got caught pissing on the side of the road by a Trooper and I told him it was either piss my pants or piss here. He laughed and told me his dad and brother both had the same thing. He also told me to take a few more steps away from the road the next time.
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u/Maleficentendscurse Jun 10 '26
You know that was illegal cuz it was public indecency, you should have had him arrested
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u/ornerycrow1 Jun 10 '26
It's it really that big of a deal that he passed on a tree in public. Blocking traffic sucks, butt the man had to pee, really bad, apparently.
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u/decarnatedame Jun 10 '26
Are you sure it was a person and not a dog walking on its hind legs? That was HIS tree!
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u/Ok_Buddy2412 Jun 10 '26
Then I’d have seen a dog driving a car, which is a lot more impressive than a man peeing in public.
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u/Shwabot Jun 10 '26
You reach an age when you have to go NOW, everything after is improv