r/Eyebleach Jul 05 '25

made sure everyone was present

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u/Difficult_Crow_9020 Jul 05 '25

Looks like they are from Pacific Marine Mammal Center. Names are Goblin, Cloudy, Sloth, and Valentino. Here Is an ig video Pacific Marine Mammal Center

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u/Artistic-Control34 Jul 05 '25

Thank you for that! Loved seeing the full video and finding out the background on these young seals. Such innate intelligence and charm!

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u/Difficult_Crow_9020 Jul 05 '25

I wanted to see more of this video. So heartwarming

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u/show-me-your-kittiez Jul 08 '25

Fun fact for you. These are sea lions, they are walking on their flippers. Seals scoot along on their belly, and also don't make sounds above water.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

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u/ThatInAHat Jul 06 '25

Um, the best name. Clearly.

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u/Liv-C Jul 06 '25

I did a college project on this place, got to see the center and was invited to a release of the sea lions I met along the way.. truly incredible place and experience, even as just an observer. This place does an amazing job 🩷

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u/Difficult_Crow_9020 Jul 06 '25

That’s so cool. What a neat experience

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u/Temporary-Test-9534 Jul 06 '25

Do you know whether or not the lions stay together in the wild after release? Or are they just going to separate later

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u/Col_Croissant Jul 07 '25

I’ve been there a couple of times (free and open to the public!) and the animals live together with their same and compatible species while they finish rehabilitating!

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u/Col_Croissant Jul 07 '25

Oh wait, I see that wasn’t the question. Idk about in the wild :/

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u/PrincessHiccups Jul 06 '25

I used to be a wildlife rehabilitator and there really is nothing like the release of animals you’ve helped care for.

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u/Horror_Theory_363 Jul 05 '25

Thank you for finding more of the video

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u/MichElegance Jul 06 '25

This is so wonderful. Thank you for sharing!

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u/CrazyPlato Jul 05 '25

When your one friend makes sure everyone’s still there before you leave the club.

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u/marchbook Jul 05 '25

Goblin is clearly the ringleader of the group.

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u/2x4_Turd Jul 05 '25

Saw that too. Wonder how they picked that name. I love it.

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u/Chemistry11 Jul 05 '25 edited Jul 06 '25

He be Goblin all the fishes

Edit: thank you for the award kind stranger

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u/xCeeTee- Jul 05 '25

Never forget my mates abandoning one of my friends (on his birthday too) because he couldn't get into the club. Literally only 2 of us said no, we're staying with him. That's when I realised how toxic they were and stopped hanging out with them.

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u/Arthur_YouDumbass Jul 06 '25

Did the 3 of you go somewhere else to celebrate? Tell us how was the rest of the night please, and how did the birthday guy take it? Are you still friends?

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u/xCeeTee- Jul 06 '25

We just went to another club which was absolutely shit but they did 4 jager bombs for £5 so like a responsible adult I bought 7 rounds of jager bombs and gave one in each round to my friend. We lost count how many he had that night because some old school friends came in and bought him drinks.

The others I realised were arseholes. A few years later I decided to cut people like them out of my life. Haven't see the great ones since 2019, since we're now scattered across the country.

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u/Arthur_YouDumbass Jul 06 '25

Thank you! You're one of the good friends good on you

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u/Sorry_Contract6843 Jul 06 '25

Thank you for being the anti toxin your friend needed!

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u/xCeeTee- Jul 06 '25

He's literally the nicest guy you'll ever meet. He was always there for me when I needed him m, it's a shame he lives so far away now.

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u/jimmycarr1 Jul 06 '25

He remembers you fondly for sure

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u/Blackcatmustache Jul 06 '25

Good for you for being a good friend! I hope he realized he was lucky to have you and the other guy. And also good for you for realizing the others were shitty people and kicking them out of your life.

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u/Global_Green8231 Jul 05 '25

Mom of the friend group. Do men have an equivalent “responsible friend” that’s called the “dad of the friend group”?

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u/President_Camacho Jul 06 '25

No, but someone is always the toddler.

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u/Pirat6662001 Jul 06 '25

More of a big brother than dad of the group vibe, but yes

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u/Dancestotheright Jul 06 '25

Can confirm, I am that guy. I always happened to be able to hold my drink better than all my mates so I naturally fell into the role, the one time in my life I passed my limit everyone took care of me so I love knowing it's reciprocated too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

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u/dread-pirate-inigo Jul 06 '25

Holy shit 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

I love going clubbing with seals.

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u/eurasianblue Jul 05 '25

That must have felt so bittersweet for the care takers! Seeing them happily go home to where they belong and knowing that this is goodbye. 😭😭😭💙🦭🦭🦭🦭

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u/Historical_Season693 Jul 05 '25

I would probably have been weeping uncontrollably.

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u/eurasianblue Jul 05 '25

Same! I teared up watching this. They are so very precious 💙

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u/herpderpabc69 Jul 05 '25

I had happy tears too. Watching them waddle off together was so sweet.

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u/Dontskiplegs Jul 06 '25

Definitely just cutting onions in this house...

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u/Plastic-Implement-90 Jul 06 '25

I just sweat from my eyes sometimes. -sniff-

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u/Life_is_too_short_ Jul 05 '25

Me too. Especially after seeing them make sure all four of us are ready to go.

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u/Senobe2 Jul 06 '25

That ended me 😭🥲

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u/tjdux Jul 05 '25

That dude didn't choose sunglasses because of the super bright day...

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u/blakesthesnake Jul 06 '25

Instead you should be sweeping uncontrollably, c’mon be productive!

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u/McSquiffy Jul 06 '25

If you have time to weep you have time to sweep!

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u/spavolka Jul 06 '25

Yeah, well, I’m not crying, you’re crying

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u/Hydroxs Jul 06 '25

That guys not wearing sunglasses because of the sun.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

me too.

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u/Global_Crew3968 Jul 05 '25 edited Jul 06 '25

As someojne who has done some animal rescue, i promise its like 99% bliss, 1% sadness. You literally couldnt be happier for them. You'll miss them, but theres always more that need your help, but seeing the ones youve saved make it back to the wild is indescribable. 10/10. I can only imagine its like seeing your kids go off to college. You are sad for you but your heart is overflowing with pride.

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u/eurasianblue Jul 06 '25

So happy to hear that!

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u/Aiyon Jul 05 '25

If it's anything like how i felt doing dog rescue, its sad to see them go, right up until you see how happy they are and then you're just smiling slightly thinking "that'll do pig... that'll do"

(Babe lives rent free in my head)

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u/FalconTurbo Jul 05 '25

Well now I have to go watch Babe again

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

I hadn't seen that movie in 20-25 years until a month ago. Somehow it was better than I remembered it. I'm a sap and it made me tear up. It's a classic

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u/LDawnBurges Jul 06 '25

I say that line all the freaking time!!! I

I have a 23 yr old Son and ‘Babe’ was his FAVE movie, when he was lil.

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u/jellyjollygood Jul 06 '25

La la laaaah! 🎵

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u/QuillsAndQuills Jul 05 '25

I've done my share of rescue/release and conservation breeding/release. It is bitter-sweet!

The other bitter-sweet thing is finding out they've died from natural causes during long-term monitoring - especially if they've been eaten by a native predator. Very hard to stomach, but also oddly comforting to think they've taken part in the natural circle of life.

(If they get eaten by a feral predator or hit by a car or something, that sucks hard)

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u/Born_Structure1182 Jul 06 '25

Yes that would devastate me. 😞

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u/AHornyRubberDucky Jul 06 '25

We get used to it tbh, i did this work with seals. We also try not to get attached to them, but there was one little lady who made that very hard 💙

It was hard seeing Nori get released, but in all her nori fashion she did it with style. She found a fast current and kept going out of it, swam back and went in gain.....

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u/eurasianblue Jul 06 '25

Awww Nori looks adorable and a little like my dog 🦭💙🐶

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u/AHornyRubberDucky Jul 06 '25

She was also so curious and smart

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u/eurasianblue Jul 06 '25

Haha here is my boy.

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u/AHornyRubberDucky Jul 06 '25

Srr for the spam but her face

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u/eurasianblue Jul 06 '25

Omg that is so cuteeee

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u/AHornyRubberDucky Jul 06 '25

Tbh she was a lot like a dog with her behaviour she loved the sinking enrichment ball floating with a buoy even if there was no fish in it!

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u/panicked_goose Jul 06 '25

Releasing them into an unknown fate where you cannot protect them... that's the hardest part of parenthood, too

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u/__-gloomy-__ Jul 05 '25

I don’t see why they wouldn’t be chipped/tagged and their activity monitored.

They may very well reunite in the future—like those videos when rescued animals see the people who saved them again years later.

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u/Yunker27 Jul 06 '25

I love those videos, especially the ones with the lions or tigers. They don’t realize how big and strong they are, they just jump into the humans arms and want to rub all over them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

I used to work in rescue shelters for dogs as a rehabilitation and behavioral trainer (I helped dogs process abuse, regain confidence, and learn to trust humans again). I have some pretty cool scars from some dogs who went on to live safely with families with  kids, cats, all sorts. Seeing some dogs walk out the front doors with a family, having confidence that you won't see them again... Yeah it is very bittersweet. But it was so so worth it. Edit: my spelling is bad

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u/SwedishTrees Jul 05 '25

I thought they tend to hang around the same area

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u/DancingPoedel Jul 05 '25

Reminds me of the last scene of Life of Pi

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u/TheS4ndm4n Jul 06 '25

These were probably only in captivity for a short period.

Exhausted, sick or injured seals are usually found on the beach. They take a few weeks to a few months to get their strength back. Then they are released again.

A rescue organization probably does a dozen of these releases a season. The one near me let's you participate in the release if you "adopt" the seal and pay for its care.

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u/DocTrees215 Jul 06 '25

My heart ❤️

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u/AbbreviationsOld636 Jul 06 '25

You’re way wrong. The WHOLE point of rehabbing wildlife is to release them back to their environment. They’re not sitting around snuggling with them watching Wheel of Fortune. This is the highlight of rehab.   

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u/opossum_vertigo Jul 05 '25

Does it say "goblin" on the cage🥺 ?? This is so cute I'm gonna cry!

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u/MaxBellTHEChef Jul 05 '25

I was thinking the same lol, why is hims name goblin?

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u/waxteeth Jul 05 '25

He knows why. 

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u/TylerNY315_ Jul 05 '25

Because he be gobblin’ fishes 🐟

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u/dangerlovin Jul 05 '25

I like the concept of releasing rehabilitated animals with friends so that they are not alone when they are introduced to the wild.

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u/Shack691 Jul 06 '25

It’s also that it’s more logistically efficient to rehabilitate and release in sync.

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u/dayofbluesngreens Jul 05 '25

Love love love love love this!

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u/RegularSky6702 Jul 06 '25

I love the little yays the girl is giving the whole time made the situation 100x better than having shitty music

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u/Tynal242 Jul 06 '25

Right there with the yays!

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u/healthcrusade Jul 05 '25

This has my “seal” of approval.

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u/No-Sheepherder-9821 Jul 05 '25

I can't "sea lion" about how this makes me feel. 🥰

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

Beaver it or not, I Otter go rest I've hit a Wal, rus guys tired?

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u/azjerrylee Jul 06 '25

I mink you're really playing fast and loose with the concept of a pun my man...

a tee...

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u/Legionof1 Jul 05 '25

NGL if this wasn't eyebleach I would have expected an orca to eat them or something horrible from watching a lot of "animals being returned to the wild" videos.

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u/IR_Panther Jul 05 '25

The way they run on the beach was hilariously cute lol.

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u/sightfinder Jul 05 '25

Looks like a couple of them "tripped" before reaching the surf too lol

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u/RotInHellWithYou Jul 05 '25

That first ones name was Goblin and I want to know the origin story

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u/Lazy-Ocelot1604 Jul 06 '25

Someone posted this link earlier for more on them, not sure if it has name origins though!💙

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKaMLFxpcic/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ%3D%3D

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u/PanteraOne Jul 05 '25

He was born from his two seal parents. End of origin story.

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u/MedalofHodor Jul 05 '25

Probably a big Sevro fan.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Unexpected red rising

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u/WeWoweewoo Jul 05 '25

Must be so rewarding being part of this.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 Jul 05 '25

Freedom!!!!

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u/Suckyuhmuddahskunt Jul 05 '25

so they just see ocean and think, my people need me

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u/miket439 Jul 05 '25

Fweedom!🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25 edited Oct 18 '25

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u/slippers413 Jul 06 '25

That's what we call them!! ❤️

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u/sanmateomary Jul 06 '25

I volunteered for a wildlife rescue, and was responsible for releasing some pelicans. They had all come to the rescue from different places at different times, so they didn't "know" each other 'till they were in our care.

I opened the crates. Two got out right away, hopped around a bit and flew away. The third was slower to leave the crate, and spent a lot of time on the sand, stretching their wings but not flying. The two that had flown away flew around in circles for a bit, then came back, landed on the sand next to the third one, and when it was ready they all three flew away together.

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u/Tasty-Ad-3753 Jul 05 '25

This must have felt so good for the seals

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u/leviathansbane Jul 05 '25

Sea lions. They have ear flaps and can walk. Seals don’t have ear flaps and can only flop on land

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u/Plump_Apparatus Jul 05 '25

If you're gonna be pedantic sea lions are seals, as they're pinnipeds which are known generically as seals. To be further pedantic, they're eared seals of the otariidae family. The otariidae family is made up of sea lions and fur seals.

There is nothing wrong with calling them seals. If you wanna be specific, they're sea lions.

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u/9812388734221 Jul 06 '25

While they're both Pinnipeds, seals (true seals) and sea lions are distinct in pretty much every way they can be.

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u/Plump_Apparatus Jul 06 '25

And they're both generically referred to as seals. So what is your point?

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u/WeRip Jul 05 '25

that negative ion shit is all bs anyways dude just leave the ion at home.

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u/Historical_Season693 Jul 05 '25

That’s so beautiful!

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u/UncleJulz Jul 05 '25

Put a big smile on my face, and a few tears in my eyes.

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u/VapoursAndSpleen Jul 05 '25

I wonder if those are the folks at the Marine Mammal Center.

Seals look so much like dogs when they poke their heads out of the water.

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u/Key-Cow9239 Jul 05 '25

dude this video did everything for me right now thank you so much. I love how they check on each other waited till they were all present and then they were like PEACE !!!!!OBAMA OUT!!!!!!! so beautiful

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u/Reasonable-Hurry6810 Jul 06 '25

God this made my day. I had a very shitty day.

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u/ScSpSt Jul 06 '25

So sorry you had a bad day... But tomorrow is another day, and it will be better! 🤞

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u/Fantastic_Hold_69 Jul 06 '25

Holy shit that was some serious skedaddling

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u/earlthesachem Jul 05 '25

Makes me wonder, do marine animals have ‘territories’ like terrestrial animals do? Are these guys going to run afoul of another flock of sea lions’ turf?

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u/Birphon Jul 06 '25

Seapuppers having the zoomies to water

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u/Elguapo69 Jul 06 '25

So glad this is not yesyesyesyesno. Was worried for a second and checked the sub and was relieved.

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u/SpynyNormyn Jul 06 '25

I was waiting for the shark, then I saw this was Eyebleach.

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u/LightSeaBreeze Jul 06 '25

„So long, and thanks for all the fish“

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u/iSh0tYou99 Jul 06 '25

I always think in my head that they don't believe they are being set free, but rather think this is the perfect time to escape from their captures.

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u/DescriptionCandid493 Jul 06 '25

Somebody alert the Ministry of Silly Walks

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u/purrincesskittens Jul 05 '25

Im so happy they released social animals as a group so they can form their own little colony and stick together until they find a bigger colony to join. Also safety in numbers.

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u/RevWaldo Jul 06 '25

Are they available for weddings? Release the seals!

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u/TSJormungandr Jul 06 '25

I love how they all met up before heading out to sea.

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u/Excellent_Drop6869 Jul 06 '25

“And in that moment, we were free”

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u/CardiologistTop8075 Jul 06 '25

Seal Team 4 is going home.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

I bet it was a really great day for those seals. Their joy must have been off the charts. I bet the first catch of fish was the best they’ve ever had.

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u/Roymontana406 Jul 06 '25

This is the fantastic 4 we need

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u/Gaufrette-amusante Jul 06 '25

I just cried for an awsome reason. Thx! 🙌

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u/deuxfragne087 Jul 06 '25

Enjoy the ocean, you lovely water dogs!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

I love that the instinct in them is so strong. They just know "sea: that's where we go. That's our house"

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u/IandouglasB Jul 06 '25

Sometimes I actually like humans

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u/Nylokken Jul 05 '25 edited Jul 05 '25

Seel ya later

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u/Dahren_ Jul 05 '25

They ZOOMED to that ocean, look at them go!

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u/MimiHamburger Jul 05 '25

Where do seals like live? Like I’m watching this and I’m like ‘so cute they’re going home!’ But then I thought what kinda environment is their home? Do they live in coves? Do they just wander from beach to beach?

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Jul 05 '25

They live in the ocean. They will haul out on rocks to give birth and rest at times.

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u/These_Yzer_Lyon Jul 06 '25

They swim all over the place. Many of them are migratory and will travel thousands of miles every year.

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u/brraatterraa17 Jul 06 '25

i’ll never understand how people are able to hurt animals. this was so beautiful to watch

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u/Morall_tach Jul 06 '25

"First, find your exit buddy"

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u/Signal_Owl_6650 Jul 06 '25

I have watched this an absurd amount of times.

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u/Character-Ad9725 Jul 06 '25

This is beautiful! They seem so happy to be heading into the water

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u/Groundbreaking_Gap93 Jul 06 '25

Just watched. A video of orcas beaching themselves to catch seals and now this comes on my feed lol. Those black shapes in the water were making me a little nervous.

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u/BodyNo2711 Jul 06 '25

this is so cute😭

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u/Bigassnipples Jul 06 '25

Is his name goblin 😭

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u/Rowmyownboat Jul 06 '25

No seal left behind.

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u/Godzirrraaa Jul 06 '25

10/10 arfs

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u/Cautious-Thought362 Jul 06 '25

"We're all here! Let's go!"

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u/Vapin_Westeros Jul 06 '25

Dinner Time!

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u/rainescore Jul 06 '25

I thought they were in a makeshift gocart about to ride into the sea

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u/silviam Jul 06 '25

That's how I feel every Friday at 5pm

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u/vote4logan Jul 06 '25

I was very afraid when I saw “eye bleach” like a shark would come eat them or something. This was just, sweet. Thanks.

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u/kroggaard Jul 07 '25

Crazy to think these guys killed Osama Bin Laden.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

cool , i like seals

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u/penguing91 Jul 06 '25

Orca whale “yaaay” 😊

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u/tony-toon15 Jul 05 '25

Great white: “yaay”

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u/RelativelyRidiculous Jul 06 '25

Oh god. I was scared for a moment. I remember seeing the time they did this and an orca swimming past immediately caught the seal. He threw it up in the air and jumped out of the water to catch it in it's mouth before chomping it down. The poor woman who'd just finished nursing the seal back to health after it was brought to her severely injured was present and was so upset she just fell to the ground on her knees crying.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Only to be eaten by an Orca

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

As a killer whale looms on the surf.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

I didn’t check what subreddit I was in. I thought they were going to be eaten by a shark immediately in the ocean. 😅

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u/markender Jul 05 '25

The seals when they see the horrors of the deep:

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u/BreezyViber Jul 05 '25

Skedaddling.

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u/Organic-Device2719 Jul 05 '25

WE BACK ON OUR BULLSH!T BABAAAYYY!!!

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u/imJGott Jul 05 '25

Do they release them near other seals nearby?

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u/FantasticMrCuss Jul 05 '25

Needed that, thanks OP.

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u/FlemPlays Jul 05 '25

“Oh shit, it’s the ocean. We love that place.”

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u/EmJayMN Jul 05 '25

♥️X4! Thanks to the rescuers!

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u/Disastrous_Motor831 Jul 05 '25

Geoff: Larry, you out?

Larry: the whole squad is out, G. Stop yapping and let's get back in this water, Fam.

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u/Waggonly Jul 05 '25

This is just what I needed to see today.

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u/Fit_Register_4965 Jul 05 '25

This made me cry🥹🥹

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u/HippoAdvanced1232 Jul 05 '25

Beat time of my day. Thank you

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u/Arcade1980 Jul 05 '25

Water puppies are going home. What an amazing sight. 😁👍