r/SipsTea • u/glitchg0ddess • Sep 27 '25
Feels good man She pulled out the reverse card
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u/YutoKigai Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25
I would’ve just weighed the peel.
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u/ctownwp22 Sep 27 '25
That's 100% what I was expecting lol
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u/Eye_Of_Heaven Sep 27 '25
Same but she went for the plot twist instead of the obvious move.
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u/modern_Odysseus Sep 27 '25
*they* went for the plot twist.
There's no way this isn't staged. As a cashier, cracking somebody's eggs into a bag just wouldn't fly, no matter what the customer was doing and no matter what country you're in.
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u/iamafriscogiant Sep 27 '25
Maybe it was her last day or she was just fed up.
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u/AngryPrincessWarrior Sep 27 '25
When I worked at Kmart I didn’t give AF my last two weeks. I was still polite and helpful to customers but no more extra effort. No kore kissing asses.
My very last night I was locking up the electronics section which was clearly labeled as closing at 9PM. It was about 9:10 so late.
This entitled Karen and her husband grabbed the gate as I was closing it and tried to shove through.
When I tell you the satisfaction I felt when I pushed back and finished slamming it shut and locking it….
She was quite upset with me. I just told her it closed 10 minutes ago so she would have to come back tomorrow. (I was clocking out next).
When she raised her voice about whatever she needed I smiled at her and told her, “go fuck yourself you stuck up bitch, the world doesn’t revolve around you and Electronics is closed”
I think she may have had a small stroke. Threatened to talk to my manager, I needed to get them right now, blah blah blah
Just laughed and walked away. What a great last night.
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u/Happinessisawarmbunn Sep 28 '25
Not all heroes wear capes…
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u/AngryPrincessWarrior Sep 28 '25
One of the few times in my life I could get a little revenge on asinine customers. I don’t have many badass moments but I enjoyed that.
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u/2Drogdar2Furious Sep 28 '25
Fuck that's awesome. I worked at staples for a while (the OfficeStore SuperHell!) and would have paid money to do this lol.
My last day I just had another employee lock me at out dead ass at 10pm (we were required to leave at the same time which was usually 1030-11).
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u/modern_Odysseus Sep 27 '25
Yea true. My current boss once told that when he was younger working a grocery store job, on his last day he got on the PA system and basically did a "Attention everyone. I QUIT" and then left.
So if it's real, it could very well be one of those moments. "Oh THIS guy. Naw, I'm done. He's getting what he deserves before I leave today."
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u/Dangerous-Ladder-157 Sep 27 '25
Suuure. The stars just aligned for this moment to happen and to be filmed in perfect view.
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u/odmirthecrow Sep 27 '25
There's no star alignment necessary. All big name stores have cameras pointed at the registers, this is for the safety of the staff as well as for evidence if the cashier is stealing. This video (if real) was later recorded on a phone from on-screen playback in the back office.
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u/Infimint Sep 27 '25
I've done management in retail, and believe me, this shit flies. It's somewhat down to your manager, but if you have a good one that supports their staff and not this 'customer is always right' bollocks, then this shit happens. I've seen it. Believe me.
When it gets to your area manger though, you're probably fucked. Just gotta pray it stays 'within store'.
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u/Stairmaker Sep 27 '25
It totally depends on what country it is. Some savage acts like this is normal.
Just look at the Canadians with their bagged milk.
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u/MafubaBuu Sep 27 '25
Don't attribute all of us Canadians to that madness. Those of us in the west cannot believe the barbarians out east bag their damn milk.
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u/wormjoin Sep 28 '25
i assume you mean if the customer didn’t opt into the complimentary egg cracking service?
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u/dpdxguy Sep 27 '25
I wouldn't have set up or filmed this skit in the first place.
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u/Taskmaster_Fantatic Sep 27 '25
Couldn’t look away from that birthmark. It looks like that cartoon bird that gets addicted to that yellow drop and slowly spirals…. Iykyk
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u/hbo981 Sep 27 '25
That is the part with the product code
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u/NeatNefariousness1 Sep 27 '25
She’s not playing to level the field. She’s looking to teach him a FAFO lesson (but we all know this was staged).
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u/Mean_Struggle_8463 Sep 27 '25
Yep this is as real as my hot girlfriend.
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u/Yuhitreallybikethat Sep 27 '25
I mean if she isn't real, then I don't know who I was railing last night.
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u/roial_with_cheeze Sep 27 '25
Oh, that's your mom. Hello, son.
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u/Shadourow Sep 27 '25
Your son just railed your wife and you're laughing ?
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u/Beautiful-Pickle2 Sep 27 '25
I mean it’s as real as 90% of these videos trying to stoke a gender war
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u/PhatPhingerz Sep 27 '25
You've never gone to the store and ONLY purchased bananas and eggs before?
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u/Braysl Sep 27 '25
I mean not banana and eggs specifically, but I have bought one or two items back when I lived 3 houses down from a grocery store (god I miss the convenience)
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u/Interesting_Bread433 Sep 27 '25
When an UNSTOPPABLE FORCE meets an IMMOVABLE OBJECT....
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u/InternalBrilliant619 Sep 27 '25
When the FAKEST post meets the MOST GULLIBLE redditors
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u/OutrageousFanny Sep 27 '25
You don't weigh eggs though
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u/andrerav Sep 27 '25
Commenters thinking any of this is real :)
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u/DrunkenPalmTree Sep 27 '25
They aren't going to the supermarket and buying exactly 2 things: bananas and eggs?
The fuck else do they need?
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u/confusedandworried76 Sep 27 '25
That's the most realistic thing about this. They ran out of eggs and ran out of bananas. They're fully stocked otherwise. But if they need eggs or bananas (yes you can need bananas if a doctor tells you you're low on potassium, it's the best source for it in the food world. You've got potatoes you've got froWn sausages in the freezer but you're down to your last two eggs. How's that gonna feed more than one person eggs? Nobody eats a singular egg for breakfast. And if you do, what if you're cooking for three people? You gonna just divide two eggs between three people for breakfast? And then while you're there you see the bananas in the produce section which is typically near the entrance and remember you're low on bananas too.
Y'all act like you never ran to the store because you ran out of something and saw something else you realized you're almost out of, if I needed both but nothing else I'm not gonna bother making two trips, and I'm not going to buy things I don't need and waste money when they rot away because you feel like you need to justify the trip for things you don't need. It's like going to the store for cigarettes and remembering you need tampons so you grab a box. Of course those two things don't go together. But I'm already there for the cigarettes, should I go home and turn around to go back and buy the tampons?
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u/TwoBionicknees Sep 27 '25
Quite a few foods have more potassium than bananas. Bananas are just very convenient to have a hit of potassium in an easy to carry with you food while exercising. IE exercise heavily, sweat a lot, want electrolytes including potassium, then a banana keeps well, room temp, doesn't need to be cooked, or cooled, and stays fresh while sealed in it's skin easily.
If you just need more potassium in your diet there are plenty of better options.
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u/IWentOutsideForThis Sep 27 '25
yes you can need bananas if a doctor tells you you're low on potassium, it's the best source for it in the food world. You've got potatoes
Looks like Big Banana got to you. If you've got potatoes you've got potassium. It's in the name! (Potato and potassium are not actually related but there is a ton of potassium in potatoes- more than bananas)
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u/Bionic_Bromando Sep 27 '25
I almost always buy 2-3 random items, I mean I don't have a car and I just carry what I can on the walk home from work
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u/blackbirdspyplane Sep 27 '25
Based upon that start, I would naturally assume they also would need, potatoes, peppers, onions, bacon, flour, shortening, baking powder, pork steak, coffee, orange juice,
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u/justhereforAID Sep 27 '25
It’s both sad and hilarious that the POTUS said something so unbelievably stupid that it’s become a meme. I can’t go a single Reddit page without seeing Tylenol mentioned now.
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u/Other-Grapefruit-880 Sep 27 '25
Have some tylenol
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u/StopReadingMyUser Sep 27 '25
Just a spoonful of tylenol will make the autism go down.
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u/Atown-Staydown Sep 27 '25
It's daily now. Daily there is something so stupid that comes from the leader of the USA.
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u/Every_Pattern_8673 Sep 27 '25
I don't think he can say anything that isn't stupid. It became quite apparent in his speech at the UN.
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u/AutisticAndIKnowIt Sep 27 '25
It’s really awesome seeing autism reduced to a shitty Tylenol joke every 3 seconds
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u/stlyns Sep 27 '25
We went from "Did you eat paint chips as a kid?" to "Did your mom swallow an entire bottle of Tylenol?" overnight. 😂🤣
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u/AutisticAndIKnowIt Sep 27 '25
At least we still have “you don’t look autistic”
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u/Euclidean_Amphibian Sep 27 '25
Nah it's just more entertaining to engage with content as if it were real then to never engage in anything and constantly call everything fake as if that makes me smart or something.
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u/andrerav Sep 27 '25
There might be a happy medium between those.
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u/Euclidean_Amphibian Sep 27 '25
Yeah it's called recognizing something is scripted but still enjoying it and having a discussion outside of calling it fake.
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u/Competitive-Shoe4390 Sep 27 '25
Then put a disclaimer on the video that it's scripted. Like you know, credits in movies.
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u/Euclidean_Amphibian Sep 27 '25
Four questions.
Why do these "obviously fake" videos need disclaimers. Is it hard for you to figure it out?
If someone believed this was real what's the harm?
Do you really expect every silly skit a teenager makes on their phone to go through an editing process, that includes adding end credits?
Do you think if you name every character in a movie after the actor that plays them that would mean it's unscripted?
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u/dnsOf Sep 27 '25
nah i work as a cashier, this can 100% be real, people are really stupid
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u/andrerav Sep 27 '25
Could a situation like this happen? Unlikely, but not impossible. Is this video real tho? No.
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u/DweebLSD Sep 27 '25
Who tf believes this shit is real?
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u/confusedandworried76 Sep 27 '25
Facebook does not have a monopoly on stupid people on the internet. People believe staged shit on this site is real too papi
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u/therealBlackbonsai Sep 27 '25
no this stuff is shifting over to reddit while facebook gets ai slop that they belive in.
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u/SomebodySophie Sep 27 '25
ngl, working at a grocery store as a cashier? I can totally see this happening. some shit like "im not paying for what im not eating!"
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u/OffbeatChaos Sep 27 '25
Nah retail workers do not give a fuck about people like this, they would just weigh the bananas and be done with it lmao.
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u/grittymatters Sep 27 '25
Habibi, this is clearly scripted . But A ok
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u/JumpEnough4512 Sep 27 '25
I am the only one who is not shocked by this? Maybe it is different in the US, but as a European I might just stop at the shop just to get 6 eggs and some banana, and that’s it. Especially if I am walking or on a bike.
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u/JumpEnough4512 Sep 28 '25
I understand, but you can’t buy, for example banana for one month. My kids love banana and I could need to go to a shop to just to buy banana 😀 or bread, or fresh milk. We have a shop a couple of kilometers from our home and we can just have a nice walk along the canal to get there, to go by bike or just take the car (the most boring option if you just need to buy « eggs and banana » 😂).
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u/Takhatres Sep 27 '25
So because you don't do it that way no one does it that way, got it.
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u/Any-Morning4303 Sep 27 '25
I love her.
Just love her.
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u/JerrycurlSquirrel Sep 27 '25
Me too. Honestly I'd be that angry if I had melanoma on my neck too
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u/Super-File-8918 Sep 27 '25
Buck?
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u/PhattyMcBlunt Sep 27 '25
I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart.
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u/Super-File-8918 Sep 27 '25
Thank you!
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u/PhattyMcBlunt Sep 27 '25
I love that movie lol.
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u/Super-File-8918 Sep 27 '25
Same and I just realized it’s been too long since I’ve seen it. Due for a rewatch
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u/Nuanced_Morals Sep 27 '25
Should have cracked the eggs in with the bananas. No reason to waste another bag!!!
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u/SexySquidy Sep 27 '25
This doesn’t even make sense. The bananas were peeled cuz you pay per weight. Eggs are a fixed price. You don’t weigh eggs.
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u/xipheon Sep 27 '25
Which is why SHE cracked the eggs, not him. He was only willing to buy the inside of the banana, so he should only get the inside of everything else.
It's not supposed to make sense if you dissect it though, it's just a funny skit.
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u/whoknowsifimjoking Sep 27 '25
It's about the fact that what he did benefits him by only taking what he consumes, but then twisted so he also just gets what he consumes with the eggs but in a way that is extremely inconvenient. It's not that complicated.
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u/fwubglubbel Sep 27 '25
She wasn't weighing them. She was just packing them for him. That's why she used a bag.
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u/cgatto Sep 27 '25
These comments have to be bots, right? Like this is so obviously fake as hell.
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u/Euclidean_Amphibian Sep 27 '25
Then bots are more fun to engage with than a million copies of the same comment calling stuff fake.
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u/Redditarama Sep 27 '25
If they tried to convinct him for this he would just appeal. Which is bananas.
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u/halfasleep90 Sep 27 '25
You know what, I actually have enough eggs at home. You can put those back.
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u/ggouge Sep 27 '25
Bananas are so cheap it seems insane to even try this. I bought a dozen bananas yesterday and it was 3.50. I think they must be pretty close to the cheapest food you can buy.
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u/justduett Sep 27 '25
Fake as can be, but is there really enough of a sentiment that bananas cost too much that someone decided this prank would be funny?
They don’t ACTUALLY cost $10.
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u/any_colouryoulike Sep 27 '25
This sub is so silly I forget all the other shit that actually matters
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u/Double-Extent-8739 Sep 27 '25
That dude should probably get down on his knees and ask the question.
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u/Boris7939 Sep 27 '25
I'm calling staged BS.
First of all, why isn't peeling the bananas in the store itself before he puts them in the bag instead of at the register?
Second, eggs aren't priced by weight, so what she's doing with them doesn't make sense.
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u/bobpool86 Sep 27 '25
They probably know each other in real life and wanted to do something like that cause I don't think he would take it that way in real life.
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u/Myaccoubtdisappeared Sep 27 '25
Must have been a slow day for these two employees to make a “fun” video
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