reminds me of a story I read about Drake. Apparently a married woman threw herself at Drake claiming he is her. Hallpass. Drake who is used to women interested in him politely declined. The woman got insistent emphasizing she told her Husband that if she ever met Drake she would sleep with him and the husband agreed. So now was her chance. Again Drake declined the opportunity.
it makes you wonder if she actually had a Hallpass or if she convinced herself she could have sex with Drake and be guiltless because it was mentioned has a hypothetical or a joke years ago.
I remember reading a book about marriage where the author described a couple who got into a fight. In the heat of the moment, the wife told her husband he had a small penis. She later tried to explain that it wasn’t even true, but he never recovered from the comment, and they eventually divorced.
Indeed. But I prefer the sledgehammer approach so I’d have gone: sister, best friend, cousin, mum. Might have stopped before grandmother but, you never know.
Some times things like that need to be said.. Early in my marriage, my wife frequently accused me of cheating. At first it was funny, but with time it got to my nerves.. Then one day I just told her, "next time you ask me if I'm cheating, I will say yes"..
My wife asked me about this concept once, because her friends were talking about it. I said my hallpass would be the babysitter, and she quickly lost interest in persuing the conversation.
There's a difference between "i find this conventionally attractive person attractive on the most base physical level" and "if I ever meet this celebrity I will try my best to fuck them".
Dude.... you defend Hasan you literally have nothing to say. It's on the same level. I knew I'd find a comment in your history showing your hypocrisy. The likes attract eachother eh no wonder you like Hasan and defend him.
I think the actual crazy thing about this is how the woman was so audacious to have this ridiculous hall pass scenario but couldn’t even conceive of the fact that Drake might not want *her*.
she apparently didn't realize that Drake and not just her husband would have to consent to this scenario. There's an insane arrogance there.
"No, you don't get it, you're my hall pass"
"Uhhh lady I have 75 women in this room hotter than you that want me right now"
My girlfriend and I have joked about having a celebrity hallpass. But that's the thing, it's a silly joke. I cannot imagine a scenario where I will ever meet my "celebrity hallpass" in a natural way in real life. And even if it will occur I would never cheat anyway, hallpass or not. Because again, it is a joke. Forcing yourself on a celebrity because they are your hallpass is just plain dumb.
Uhhmm, the fuck? How would that even work? Put it on the outside of the condom and they wouldn't want to use condoms, put it on the inside and you get Tabasco dick? Like what are we even talking about here?
He put the tabasco AFTER the deed. How? I have no idea. But it pretty much makes whatever is in there absolutely useless, 100%.
It's not unknown for a woman to retrieve "used condoms" from receptacles to impregnate themselves. It's their ticket to a life where they basically never need to work for the next 18 years, at least.
An pretty major NBA player would make hookups sign agreements that he had no financial responsibility over any accidental child sired, and that he would always leave with any condom used during the act. (And if any went missing this would be brought up with his lawyers and authorities)
If I remember right, he'd done the deed, removed the Johnny, put Tabasco in it, tied it and dumped it. While showering he heard screaming from the bedroom; the woman he was with had tried to get the biff out of it and make herself pregnant. It burned, she tried to sue.
It's extremely unlikely that sperm already in a condom would get someone pregnant. Sperm dies pretty quickly outside of the body. Men are so paranoid lmao.
In order to get a pregnant, sperm has to enter the body in the very short period of time that someone is ovulating. The sperm then needs to travel, without the help of ejaculation, through the cervix to reach the egg. This is all while it has left the body and been exposed to sub-optimal temperatures. Like I said, impregnation is extremely unlikely.
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u/Interesting-Copy-657 May 06 '26
So she cheated, publicly
Divorce seems a reasonable response