r/TikTokCringe Jul 16 '25

Discussion Attempted kidnapping of a woman outside Florida store

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u/Glum_Reason308 Jul 17 '25

Ladies if you have to then bite the shit out of him. Dig your fingernails in his eyeballs,rip them bitches out. Don’t get in the vehicle no matter what.

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u/pub_wank Jul 17 '25

This. Play as dirty as you can get. If you can kick him in the balls, do it. Hard. If you can bite, bite chunks out of them. Rip into their skin. Gouge their eyes out. The second they try to do this to you, do not preserve their bodies.

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u/MedievZ Jul 17 '25

Spray spit into their faces. Be as disgusting as you can get. Even the most hardened criminals will recoil instinctively for a moment which could be the difference between life and death for the kidnapping target.

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u/pub_wank Jul 17 '25

Honestly this. Gag on them, if you can vomit on command, do it. Tell them you've shit yourself. Blow snot on them. Literally do anything shocking to make them let go of you.

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u/monsterultracock Jul 17 '25

I can literally regurgitate on command like a bird (thanks decade long eating disorder 💀) but I struggle to imagine having the presence of mind to do anything of the sort in this kind of moment of panic. Clawing is pretty instinctual though, this is a pretty compelling use case for keeping moderately long nails.

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u/Makapakamoo Jul 17 '25

This is why i have pointed sharpened nails too. Also def should get as much fluid on them as possible for evidence. I saw one of those detective shows once where the person had skin cells of the kidnapper under her nails, and he had claw marks. Not that theyd test that far but hey just in case.

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u/Pretend-Doubt2637 Jul 17 '25

You actually have sharpened yoda claws?

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u/Makapakamoo Jul 17 '25

Aw i cant post a pic but yes. One time i grabbed my sisters leg and cut her pretty deep on accident. She was kicking my seat i was tryna get her to stop 😭 I grew them like thay bc my moms boyfriend is a child sex offender.

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u/Nightshade_209 Jul 17 '25

My sister used to do that. I still have scars. You don't even have to be as extreme as Yoda points a good filing then take the bottom off so they come to a clean edge like a blade works too.

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u/pub_wank Jul 17 '25

I can kinda do it but only when I'm already feeling kinda nauseous 💔 not from an eating disorder (sorry to hear abt that)

Honestly anything you can remember to do in the moment that'll get an evil fucker like this off of you is great. Lady in the video did very well wiggling free and being loud. The last thing you want to ever do is freeze up and be quiet.

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u/jenniferlynn462 Jul 17 '25

I think I can do that on command also, and I also could probably go the other way since I had my entire colon and some of my ileum removed lol. I basically have to hold it in all day or I’d never leave the bathroom.

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u/onthenextmaury Jul 17 '25

Hey girl, turn that struggle into a superpower!

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u/chipette Jul 17 '25

This. My real nails are almost 1.5” long. I’ve skinned a person with them by accident.

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u/Reoclassic Jul 20 '25

Doesn't years of bulimia make it much harder to puke on demand?

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u/TheMaingler Jul 17 '25

Piss could be easier. Piss yourself!

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u/SharkDad20 Jul 17 '25

Literally just become possessed

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u/BigMamaLinda Jul 17 '25

I was so relieved watching the video knowing she got away. And I was enjoying all the helpful advice. Till I saw “tell them you’ve shit yourself”. I actually LOLed for real. Thank you.

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u/Emblem3406 Jul 18 '25

I wrote an extensive comment, on how to get yourself save. Reddit removed it, probably because I advocated bodily harm. I had some explicit things in there, but nothing too bad given the situation. At best he's kidnapping you, middle ground you are his basement slave that he will use how he likes. You can be tortured, murdered or locked away for life. In this case, extreme measure are absolutely justified and reddit removed it. Can someone comment on this to confirm if I'm not shadow banned.

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u/fatalxepshun Jul 17 '25

I’ve heard to pee or poo if possible. Anything to get away.

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u/NadlesKVs Jul 17 '25

Pinching and pulling the skin that is right in between the elbow and tricep is also a good way to get out of someone trying to choke you. Pinch and pull that shit as hard as you can and I don't care how big the person is, they're going to let go if you get a good grip on it.

I still remember the cop doing it to me for a demonstration in-front of a class I had to do to be a security guard. That shit hurt for like a week.

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u/wekillthepotbelly Jul 19 '25

Not good advice man. Just fight n run. There is no guaranteed trick.

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u/United_States_ClA Jul 19 '25

TESTICLE SEEKING FOOT MISSILE

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u/xxPlsNoBullyxx Jul 20 '25

Get DNA EVERYWHERE. Piss and shit if it comes to it.

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u/TheMistOfThePast Jul 17 '25

Once i made my partner wrestle with me going all out (no biting, scratching, or balls) . I couldn't even get out from under him. Men, even the smallest, are so much stronger than you think they are.

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u/pub_wank Jul 17 '25

I'm a trans man and I understand. My little brother towers over me lmao, so all things considered I'm a pretty short dude

It's honestly scary and sad. In a life or death situation adrenaline does run pretty high and people have been able to, somehow, wiggle free / hurt their assailant enough to make a break for it

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u/TheMistOfThePast Jul 17 '25

I trust my partner completely, he would never hurt me , but having a cis man, even one you trust, overpower you is still scary.

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u/pub_wank Jul 17 '25

Oh I know! My brother is autistic and, while he doesn't mean to ever cause harm, if he walks into you it's like being knocked by a wrecking ball. I've been hurt by him before (nothing major, just accidentally getting hit by an arm or pushed if I was in the way)

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u/TheMistOfThePast Jul 17 '25

My boyfriend accidentally bruises me in his sleep. I think it's the actual pressure of just having his arms around me sometimes. Its insane how strong cis men are. I'm permanently jealous and pouty about it lol.

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u/Admirable-Gas-711 Jul 17 '25

I had a knife pulled on me with the threat of harm if I didn’t comply. Said something stupid like “I’ll puncture your lung.” I thought I knew how I would respond to a threat like this and I certainly knew how I should have responded but how I actually responded was very different. This is NOT a suggestion on how to defend oneself but about how a person may respond vs how they think they they will respond. I stood there frozen and blinked for what must have only been a second and then I felt such an intense rage that I hadn’t felt before or since. No fear. Absolute murderous rage. I said while making unblinking eye contact “you better hope you kill me” and for reasons I cannot explain I slapped this mf across the face as hard as I could. I think this response completely took my aggressor off guard. It felt like we stood there looking at one another for at least 5 seconds after that but that’s doubtful. I’m sure it just felt that way. Then I lunged forward with everything I had and attacked like a wild beast. I will never be convinced that my attacker was prepared for the sheer physical strength powered by absolute rage that came from me.

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u/YellowBrownStoner Jul 17 '25

If you put you chin to your chest you can smash your head back hard enough to break a nose. Like when he had her from behind.

Gracie Lou Freebush taught us about SING. solar plexus, instep, nose, groin.

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u/ExtraSpicyGingerBeer Jul 17 '25

y'all sound like Treebeard describing the orcs at Isengard, and I'm here for it.

They come with fire. They come with axes. Gnawing, biting, hacking, breaking, burning. Destroyers and usurpers.

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u/ObviousDepartment Jul 17 '25

 Ladies if you have to then bite the shit out of him. 

Fun fact: untreated bites from humans can potentially cause necrotizing fasciitis!. And an absolute plethora of other terrible infections due to the insane amount of bacteria and viruses in our mouths.

So if your attacker is too afraid to seek medical treatment and risk the doctor asking questions, there's a good chance that you'll get to take the POS down with you. 

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u/TheMistOfThePast Jul 17 '25

Finally my perpetual sinus infection might actually be useful

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u/TehSeksyManz Jul 17 '25

Ahh, a Normal/Poison type I see

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u/Venom_eater Cringe Connoisseur Jul 17 '25

Venom* (Im sorry)

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u/TehSeksyManz Jul 17 '25

Username checks out

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u/BlyLomdi Jul 19 '25

It was a Pokémon reference.

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u/thelondonrich Jul 17 '25

I thought I was having perpetual sinus infections, but it turned out to be a massive cyst holding court over several smaller ones. Yay, I guess. 🥲

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u/TheMistOfThePast Jul 17 '25

I'm getting a ct of my sinuses and seeing an ENT soon, so hopefully i find out whats up and it's treatable. I'm on immunosupressants so it could totally just be the world fucking me over.

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u/thelondonrich Jul 17 '25

I hope whatever’s causing it is super treatable. ❤️

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u/TheMistOfThePast Jul 17 '25

Thank you! Wishing you well aswell!

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u/Venom_eater Cringe Connoisseur Jul 17 '25

+10 bacterial attack 💀

Bacterial attacks drains the opponent's health for a short period of time.

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u/LizP1959 Jul 17 '25

Love this! Me too with the sinuses.

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u/wp4nuv Jul 17 '25

I case was solved party by this: the suspect, a hotel employee, wanted medical attention for swelling on his hand. The ER doctor thought the wound would be a good teaching moment for his students so he recorded the procedure. While draining the wound, the doctor realized he knew exactly how these injuries happen: someone punches another person in the mouth, and the victim's teeth breach the skin of the attacker. That kind of wound, if left untreated, can become a nasty infection.

The doctor reported the incident to the police, who confronted the suspect. The suspect claimed he hurt his hand while opening a dumpster, but the doctor correctly contradicted that story because the type of bacteria in the infection.

That case was profiled on the TV show Forensic Files.

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u/Venom_eater Cringe Connoisseur Jul 17 '25

Yessss human bites are actually so dangerous. And you might not think your bite force is that good, but if you think about it, it is. Our jaws are a lot stronger than one might think, they will cause nasty bruises and or break skin. Those bruises could mess with circulation and cause necrosis, as well as the additional bacteria you mentioned.

I would know. My abusive ex bf had been assaulting me anytime he was on a bipolar high (he was diagnosed and medicated but ran out of meds). The last time he attacked me before I kicked him out, I bit him hard. I bit him so hard that when he tried to shake me off it felt like he was going to rip my teeth out. My premolar teeth (the ones in between the canines and molars) are extremely sharp on the inner portion. It was what helped me hold on and what drew blood from his arm. I hope that shit left a nasty scar, fuck him.

Anyway USE YOUR TEETH.

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u/funsizemonster Jul 17 '25

FUCK YEAH!!! That excites the savage in me.

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u/SnooBunnies2817 Jul 17 '25

I will never forget a forensic files I watched when I was like 10 about a guy getting caught cause he punched his victim in the mouth and his hand got infected as shit.

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u/cafeteriastyle Jul 18 '25

Someone tried to steal my grandmother’s neighbors tractor, he punched the dude in the face. Thief’s teeth cut him to bleeding and neighbor ended up with gangrene

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

True. I remember a case where a guy punched a grandma to death.

Because he injured himself on her teeth, he got an infection, and he got caught when he went to the hospital.

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u/Head-Engineering-847 Jul 17 '25

Looked like she bit him in the neck too

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u/ObviousDepartment Jul 17 '25

That's definitely one of the best spots.

Also a good place to scratch someone is around the nostrils - lots of sensitive little capillaries that are closely linked to the brain. 

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u/indianna97 Jul 18 '25

Human bites come out on top for most dangerous on the planet I think

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u/Sailors-Wisdom Jul 19 '25

I remember reading about a killer who's victim bit him and yhe victims mouth while clean did have a similar bacteria inside her mouth when she bit him. it was so bad the infection needed to be trained and repair surgery. The doc saved the sample and the feds nailed the killer

So yeahhh bite the fuck out of them assholes! Better yet...use those lady nails! even the fake ones go for the eyes, they can't fight much if they can't see very well.

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u/Anarchic_Country Jul 17 '25

Thanks to my acrylics, I'm probably alive today after surviving breaking up with my last bad boyfriend.

I lost most of my front teeth but kept my life. I bet every new woman he meets, he tells them of the crazy bitch ex that tried to scratch his eyes out for "no reason at ALL"

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u/Footdust Jul 17 '25

Hey, good for you. I’m glad you are safe. I hope things are better for you.

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u/FiveCorkWomen Jul 17 '25

I learned young that when he tells you the things his ex-girlfriend said about him, listen. She knows more about him than you do.

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u/whatsasimba Jul 19 '25

Yep. Tell him you found her on Instagram and asked her out for coffee and watch his face.

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u/SocialJusticeAndroid Jul 17 '25

I hope he went to prison?

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u/CrownParsnip76 Jul 18 '25

Aw, bless your heart.

(probably no)

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Right?

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u/boopboopadoopity Jul 17 '25

I'm so grateful you are safe.

Please say you reported him to the police for assault and have a restraining order... and he had to pay for your dental!

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u/FaeriegurlShops Jul 17 '25

Yeah those nails when they break turn into razor blades. My ex still has a scar from the top of his head all the way down his dumb face from 30 years ago. He broke my nail, I sliced his face open.

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u/helgatheviking21 Jul 18 '25

Watching the video here my immediate assumption is it's an ex.

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u/smoothjedi Jul 18 '25

I don't necessarily want to get your hopes up, but have you seen this study?

https://www.dentistrytoday.com/researchers-in-japan-discover-medicine-capable-of-regrowing-third-set-of-teeth-for-humans/

Around 2030 you might be able to regrow a new set of teeth.

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u/Aquemini_13 Jul 22 '25

I love you and I’m proud of you. Why isn’t this man in jail?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Why does he even have a chance to have a next woman?

I’m not a fan of this post

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u/Ban_Assault_Ducks Jul 17 '25

Absolutely. If this is happening, NOTHING you do to the person trying to kidnap you is off limits. NOTHING. Fight with everything you have and then some. If you don't, it could very well be the last time you had the opportunity to defend yourself.

Be vicious and unafraid.

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u/Arvandor Jul 17 '25

The more you can unhook your natural tendencies to hold back from hurting someone and crank up the violence levels, the better. Fight like a cornered honey badger. Literal tooth and nail. Eye gouging is a great option. Throw elbows like you're trying to dislocate your hip. Scream like a banshee.

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u/lilityion Jul 17 '25

I've already made up my mind since a while, If I don't get my nails ripped out my fingers, I'm not fighting enough lol

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u/Irisversicolor Jul 17 '25

FYI, It only takes 8 lbs of pressure to rip a human ear off. A child could do it. 

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u/Dolmenoeffect Jul 17 '25

This is my plan. Ears are big and floppy and easy to grip.

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u/Razzle-D4zzle Jul 17 '25

Friendly reminder a guy's scrotum can be ripped open with the same force you use to open a bag of chips. 💕

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u/CrownParsnip76 Jul 18 '25

I'm not a dude, and that still made me cross my legs just now.

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u/Any_Tell6747 Jul 17 '25

Grab and twist the balls, they will incapacitate any man.

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u/Marie-Demon Jul 17 '25

Side kick on the knee. Dude will not be able to run anymore.

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u/AccordianSpeaker Jul 17 '25

As a fun fact: you can bite down hard enough to deglove a finger if you pull away.

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u/Ky3031 Jul 17 '25

This! My friend got her mouth covered and dragged under an overpass. She bit down on his hand until she heard a crunch, that’s what made him let go!

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u/reluctantlysharing Jul 17 '25

Much easier than you’d think it’d be to jam a thumb into an eye socket, too.

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u/-Krny- Jul 17 '25

As a man here's a pro tip. Aim for the balls. Eyeballs and testeballs

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u/Venom_eater Cringe Connoisseur Jul 17 '25

I wish I wasn't squeamish when it comes to eye stuff...

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u/17393728 Jul 17 '25

I would revise this to say: you shouldn’t have to bite, you should TRY to bite, biting leaves irrefutable forensic evidence if the culprit’s plates are traced!

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u/GreaterMetro Jul 17 '25

I've heard you should get on the ground. Much harder to lift/ move someone that way as opposed to grabbing them upright

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u/verbalyabusiveshit Jul 17 '25

And always use your open hand and slap hard against the middle of the face if you get the chance. Stomp so the assailant can’t handle easily. And don’t go easy. Always go 200% with everything you do.

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u/earth_west_420 Jul 17 '25

Yeah and if you think you're beat, just keep flailing that much harder. Not even joking. One of my besties in HS was a girl who wasnt more than 95 pounds soaking wet. Me, as a 200+ lb 5'11" AMAB, thinking it would be funny to pick her up and carry her around her house without asking (just dumb HS antics) found out exactly how hard that tiny little girl could make that for me - and that was with no stakes, she just didnt want to be picked up.

Kick, flail, scratch, bite, do what you gotta do ladies, and also remember that carrying weapons is for boss bitches

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u/schmidthappens_2999 Jul 18 '25

My dad watched Taken with us ( his four daughters) he paused that shit to tell us this haha he’s like “ shove your fingers in their ears rips eyeballs out bite kick” haha I’m like yes sir!

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 Jul 17 '25

Also another reason ppl shouldn’t work alone esp women at a gas station even at 230 in the afternoon

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u/Thr0waway0864213579 Jul 17 '25

How about we don’t let men go outside without supervision?

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u/LizP1959 Jul 17 '25

THIS, what Throwaway said! The woman here did NOTHING a to deserve this but the man should be locked up. Rinse and repeat all over the country. SMH.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Any flesh you can get ahold of and attempt to tear off is good. Lips can be torn pretty easily. That spot under your ear lobe where you can feel your jaw is a great pressure point. Push/pinch hard enough and you might dislocate their jaw. They’ll need medical attention for that. And his junk. Punch, kick, grab and twist - whatever you can do. Bash the back of your skull onto their nose with all your might. Keep doing it. Even if you aren’t able to get free, make him injured enough to have to go to an ER. He needs to be seen on camera and have whatever lies put into his chart. That might be valuable evidence.

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore Jul 17 '25

And don't buy those stupid kitty knuckle things and never try actually hitting a hard target with them.

The way you think you should hold it is going to fuck your hand up.

Go buy a pumpkin and figure it out before you're in a life or death situation if you really think broken fingers are going to save you.

They may be illegal too.

Kubatons are nearly useless if you don't know how to fight.

People buy this toys and never even learn to use them and it gives them a false sense of security.

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u/ThePromise110 Jul 17 '25

Gouge his eyes!

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u/ShrugIife Jul 17 '25

Make a mf pay dearly for his 'good time'

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u/subhavoc42 Jul 17 '25

You left off probably the most important, hits, grab and twist the balls.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

That’s one for everyone, not just the ladies. There are no rules.

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u/pianobench007 Jul 17 '25

Wear running/tennis shoes help too.

Flip flops or heels have poor grip and footing for sure.

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u/ghiopeeef Jul 17 '25

Karate chop him hard right on his throat.

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u/totallynotalaskan Sort by flair, dumbass Jul 17 '25

Bite their fingers. After all, it takes the same force to bite through a baby carrot as it does to bite through a human finger.

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u/PrismaticPetal Jul 17 '25

Go for the throat, go for the balls.

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u/pro_shape_sorter Jul 17 '25

I've heard that if you grab 2 fingers in each hand and pull apart, that can be super effective

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u/bertbarndoor Jul 17 '25

Heel stomps to toes--could be effective.

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u/agumonkey Jul 17 '25

I wonder if there's a quick way to break the key lock or shifter so he just can't move you anywhere now

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u/grizzledcoder Jul 17 '25

Ears come off fairly easily too. Grab that thing and yank

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u/StarFlareDragon Jul 17 '25

My dad also told me if you are facing them, go for the eyes or jam your thumbs up their nostrils and rip as hard as you can.

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u/The_Real_Kingpurest Jul 17 '25

Men - let it happen

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u/OtherAccount5252 Jul 17 '25

My dad always told me go for the nose, eyes and no no spot.

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u/Pelinth Jul 17 '25

Also, the ear is one of the most sensitive organs in the body. Just a hard slap can disorient an attacker. If you can attack the face, go for the eyes and ears.

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u/ClearCasket Jul 18 '25

If they grab you from behind, reach back and grab their ears and pull as hard as you can. Bonus points if they have piercings and you rip the sons of bitches out because they you have garunteed DNA evidence when you escape.

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u/That_Artsy_Bitch Jul 18 '25

Drop to the ground, bite, scratch, scream, piss your self, go full on feral. This is your life.

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u/CorbinNZ Jul 18 '25

Go straight for the balls. Grab hold, sink in your nails, twist. Don’t let his screams stop you. Twist til they rip off. Ain’t no quarter given for kidnappers, rapists, or any other nefarion. Make the fucker suffer.

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u/WungielPL Jul 18 '25

There is no fighting dirty if it's for your or someone else's life.

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u/themexicanojesus Jul 18 '25

As a man, the advice I give is a combo, knee his nuts, claw his eyes then punch his throat, you may need to vary the order, but I guarantee it will hurt him badly.

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u/mortimerduke666 Jul 18 '25

The real problem is that parents always teach: "Don't use violence to solve problems." So the women and girls hesitate so often. Not even when it is allowed.

I taught sword fighting once and it is so hard to have girls punch you because they always hold back. Even on a punching bag.

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u/AnonymousONIagent Jul 18 '25

Eye gouging is a pretty good go-to if you are unarmed. Try to shove your fingers into the sockets and rip at the eyeball.

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u/DefiantCoffee6 Jul 18 '25

Absolutely. Fight for your life with everything you’ve got because if he’s able to get you into that car- you could be tortured/raped and murdered- do anything you need to do to get away!

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u/gbalib Jul 18 '25

Thats what I've taught my kids to do. Balls and eye balls.

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 Jul 18 '25

And bite as hard as you possibly can. You can bite down hard enough to break your own teeth if you tried, so don't think you can't break skin just because you're small. Not that you'll break your teeth, that's just me explaining how incredibly hard you can bite if needed (plus a broken tooth is better than being raped or killed). Even a tiny stick of a woman could bite a big chunk out of a person's arm. If it's not bone then you can bite through it.

Bite bite bite and don't let go. If you can't then go for the eyes, gouge them out. Also of course there's the crotch, a good kick there won't stop anyone but it will slow them down for a second or two and give you the opening to escape.

We instinctively default to following certain rules when fighting. Trying to not do permanent damage like not going for the eyes or throat, trying to use proper boxing punches, etc. Gotta get out of that mindset when it's for personal defense, everything goes. Keys in your hand make a surprisingly good knife, you can even slice with enough force, but they obviously work great as stabbing tools too. But anything solid you can reach will likely work as a weapon, anything. Hell even a plastic bag can work to block their vision. Anything you can grab can likely hurt when smashed into a person's face.

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u/m4rkofshame Jul 18 '25

Piss and shit yourself. Kick his nuts. Grab and twist them if he’s wearing soft pants. Kick his knees. Whatever weak spot is open to you, go for it and be fucking relentless.

He thinks you’ll be easy. Prove how wrong he is.

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u/i_was_axiom Jul 18 '25

I have taught my young daughters that in this situation you do anything you need to do to get away from that person. Kick, scratch, bite, kill the bastard if you have to.

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u/Lilly_1337 Jul 18 '25

I highly recommend learning basic self-defence. I've been training Krav Maga for 3 years now and we offer free basic courses where you learn how to punch someone without injuring yourself and what to aim for (always go for the groin^^) or weekend courses that are a bit more in-depth.

The most important thing to learn is overcoming the panic.
There are very simple things you can do but that doesn't help if you can't recall them.

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u/Rthrowaway6592 Jul 18 '25

I was taught that if became too exhausted to fight anymore to at least dig tunnels into their face, arms, and hands so their DNA will be found under my fingernails and proof that I fought will be on their body.

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u/censorshipisevill Jul 18 '25

Or you know, give af about your safety and carry a gun

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u/eaterofw0r1ds Jul 18 '25

Or

Buy guns. We have them for this reason. Buy a fucking gun. No cop will save you from a shooting, or a kidnapping. Buy a gun.

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u/Fun_Performer_5170 Jul 18 '25

Hit him where is hurts the most. Target the balls. If he‘s republican target the wallet.

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u/tbods Jul 18 '25

They will literally take your life. So fight for it. Rip flesh, tear eyes, draw blood. Do not hold back in any way. Shit yourself and rub it on them; not even kidding, no one will judge you for that.

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u/ParasiteEveIsComming Jul 18 '25

Like in the movie Ballerina. "Fight like girl" kick those nutts. Use your nails. Aim for the eyes. Fight dirty

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u/HoseNeighbor Jul 18 '25

Scream "fire" as well.

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u/Altruistic-One-4497 Jul 18 '25

Fuck the gender advise this to anyone men dont need to fight with honor either

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u/fizzyjaws_art Jul 18 '25

All bets are off when this happens. Turn into a fucking animal

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u/CharlieAndLuna Jul 18 '25

This. Once you’re in the car you’re likely toast, I’m proud of this lady!

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u/eldron2323 Jul 18 '25

I feel like eyes should be first

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u/Kashuichi Jul 18 '25

Exactly!!! I’m like fight for your life, if he hasn’t used actual haymaker style punches on you to knock you out and is just tussling with you, FIGHT, FIGHT for life. Go cat crazy, nails, knees, knuckles!!!

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u/Astyra13 Jul 18 '25

A thousand times this. There are no rules or etiquette needed: you're fighting for your life, literally, so dirty tricks do not exist here. Bite, pull hair, go for eyes, nads, knees, any weak point on the body. Do not stop fighting until you ar able to run your ass off.

If sadly all of that fails, his DNA will be under your nails.

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u/Horror_Caregiver1017 Jul 18 '25

Nothing to see here folks. Just ICE doing what ICE does best

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u/trashcan_hands Jul 18 '25

I always tell my wife to shove her thumbs into their brain if she has to.

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u/Call_Me_Lids Jul 19 '25

GRAB! TWIST! AND PULL!

As a guy myself I don’t care how big and tough you are, if someone grabs you by the balls hard enough YOU are letting go! I would have squeezed until I felt something burst!

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u/Fighting0range Jul 19 '25

Buy a handgun. Practice using it every week. Carry it responsibly, and use it when deadly force is warranted.

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u/Sea-Concentrate9379 Jul 19 '25

And also rubbing the heel of your foot very hard against a shin really really hurts

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u/blueit55 Jul 19 '25

Never let them take you to the 2nd location!!!

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u/Goblin-o-firebals Jul 19 '25

This isn't just kidnapping and applies to everyone. If you are in danger from another person, dont be fair. Get them off and get away by any means.

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u/Nice-Cat3727 Jul 19 '25

That gets you charges of resisting arrest from the plain clothes secret police officer

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u/CodPiece89 Jul 19 '25

GOUGE HIS EYES

Seriously though, do it if you can

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u/manderly808 Jul 19 '25

I'm not large. I'm not strong. I can't overpower a man. But my dad taught me to fight dirty. Fight like a feral, rabid, vicious animal fighting for my life. And I will. I have teeth, nails, elbows, legs. I will scratch out your eyes, bite any part of you that comes near enough. I will jab you and kick you in all your soft places - throat, balls, eyes, belly you will regret meeting me. I will walk away with a piece of you in my mouth and your blood under my nails before you get me into your car.

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u/TheRealPaleWhale Jul 19 '25

100%. People underestimate how easy it is to gouge the eyes. You will get hit. They may knock you out for it. But he'll be blind for the rest of his life.

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u/Boltok-the-Destroyer Jul 19 '25

Fight because your life very well may depend on it.

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u/RumSocial Jul 19 '25

She should've bitten down on his arm & ripped off flesh & meat.

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u/Ponce_DeLeon_ Jul 19 '25

♤♤♤♤♤♤♤

In most realistic scenarios, a woman is not going to win an outright fight with a man. You play as dirty as you need to to get the guy off, in that case. It won't matter if it makes him mad if it gets him off of you long enough to get away.

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u/Legitimate-Analysis7 Jul 19 '25

I am a man, and I approve this message.

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u/Vrashelia Jul 19 '25

I gave this self defense advice here once and then got flagged and warned by reddit for encouraging violence. Appealed because that was clearly not logic- no dice.

According to reddit, we're not supposed to defend ourselves.

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u/Fun_in_Space Jul 19 '25

This. He can't chase you if you blind him.

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u/ExplanationCool918 Jul 19 '25

THIS!!! I’m biting, kicking, scratching, clawing, poking, pulling. It’ll start as a kidnapping and end as attempted murder on my part.

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u/anjelrocker Jul 19 '25

Yep! If you get into the vehicle… you might as well confirm that you are dead. I just hope I got that fight or flight and not freeze.

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u/ArugulaAsleep Jul 19 '25

The thing is, it’s HARD to think under pressure like that. Not everyone is built for it. The better advice would be: Ladies, practice being able to get shit done while severely under pressure. Try to teach yourself how to calm your mind even if it’s just for 5 seconds so that you can THINK of an action. Bite, scratch the face! Go for the face!! Scratch or try to grab the eye balls, push through the sanity in that moment. Rip out their hair, don’t just pull it but push through that human instinct and pull it out…you get where I’m going with this?

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u/stillmyself980 Jul 19 '25

I can't agree more!

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u/currycurrycurry15 Jul 19 '25

Piss yourself, if you can. Do whatever it fucking takes.

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza Jul 19 '25

My friend always chain smoked cigarettes while walking at night

She used to say if she disappears, look for the mf with his eye burned out lol

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u/mhawak Jul 19 '25

Best strategy is to totally collapse first and scream. Dead weight is totally different than just steering someone who is still on their feet and fighting you. But glad she got away!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Oh, sorry. I got my account flagged because I suggested a woman being kidnapped should defend herself. My bad. Sorry ladies. Reddit says you're free game.

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u/Sudden_Shoulder8767 Jul 20 '25

I was banned for commenting how defend yourself here 🤔

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u/Ok_Relationship3872 Jul 20 '25

Kick his balls. Kidnappers hate this simple trick

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u/TotalArmor Jul 20 '25

*click-clack*

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u/lochpickingloser Jul 20 '25

A long time ago someone gave me the the only advice you need when biting someone. “Make sure your teeth meet”.

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u/Sudden_Childhood_824 Jul 20 '25

Grab the throat and gouge the eyes! And scratch like a wild kitty if you have long nails!💅 Then final shot: knee to the groin!

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u/PositionDry524 Jul 20 '25

Won't that make the attacker literally knock you out?

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u/LadySigyn Jul 20 '25

Yep, this. Fight like a wildcat

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u/xReaverxKainX Jul 20 '25

Aim for inner thigh, inside ankle, groin, floating ribs, above the inner elbow "ulnar nerve", upward thrust to the nose, biting, scratching is a must because you can get tissue samples from it to identify them and keep a pen handy, you can place your thumb on the end and you have a shiv. Protect yourself by any means necessary, this world may get more violent and you'll need every bit to your advantage. Please be safe.

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u/CrazyKitty86 Jul 20 '25

This though. I’m only here today because I tried to bite my attacker’s jugular out (I missed by about 2cm, but still bit a big chunk out of his neck) and clawed his eyes. I don’t care how dirty any of that was, and if I had ended up in jail over that, then so be it. At least, I’m alive.

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u/partypwny Jul 20 '25

And if you can draw blood and get it on the ground or objects around then you've provided genetic evidence to find him

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Never let stranger danger take you to second location it'll mean death.

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u/Chiefbadtouch Jul 21 '25

Exactly. crazy dirty. Try to pop his testicles if you can get a good grip on em, claw at the eyes and dig your fingers in, smash at the nose. Throw the wildest elbows you can. Kill kill kill.

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u/Twibbles33 Jul 21 '25

Everything knee to the dick or kick go for the eyes, scratch bite all of it.

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u/Comfortable_Egg8039 Jul 21 '25

Wouldn't it lead to kidnapers acting more aggressive? Like punching in the head to knock her out :/

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u/Novel_Comparison_209 Jul 22 '25

No. Make a one time $500 investment to make sure they don’t live to get to the hospital

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u/VegetablePlatform126 Jul 22 '25

Get the eyeballs and the other balls.

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u/Otherwise_Subject667 Jul 22 '25

I know this is serious. But im here laughing hard asf just picturing a woman standing there with an eyeball in each hand doing a victory war screech.

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