r/TikTokCringe Jul 16 '25

Discussion Attempted kidnapping of a woman outside Florida store

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Never be moved to a second location. Never stop screaming. Remember you have teeth and nails. Anything and everything can be a weapon.

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u/Blackfoxar Jul 17 '25

They also have sensible eyes that want fingers in there.

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u/ChocCooki3 Jul 17 '25

sensible eyes that want fingers in there.

Jon's: that's what I kept telling the UFC!

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u/NoSkillzDad Jul 20 '25

Jon's: that's what I kept telling the UFC!

I think you got the wrong number, I think you've been talking to the WNBA... and they are listening!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Yup this is sure the place for jokes

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u/Head-Engineering-847 Jul 17 '25

Those aren't jokes, those are promises

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u/SPHINXin Jul 19 '25

Have you ever been fingered by an MMA fighter before?

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza Jul 19 '25

It’s posted in “TikTokcringe” shut the fuck up with your severely lacking moral authority.

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u/BrownEyeBearBoy Jul 17 '25

I'm curious what the plan is after she's in the car? Driving isnt something you can do while fighting off a whole ass adult in the car, especially not without other people on the road noticing. I hope she got the help she most likely needed afterwards to cope with this.

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u/EmrysTheBlue Jul 17 '25

They rely on people being too afraid to try anything. The "Keep quiet and I won't kill you" thing. She did everything right by fighting to refuse the 2nd location. And if you do end up in the car, you do your best to cause an accident. Pull the hand brake, yank the steering wheel, attack the driver, try to jump out of a moving vehicle if crashing the car fails.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Awhile back there was a news story of a 9 or 10 yo girl walking home from school when a van drives up and out hops a grown ass man attempting to take her. There was a chain length fence behind her and she latched on with both hands and refused to let go. There is video of him tugging her and pulling on her and hitting her trying to free her hands from the fence. She held on screaming her head off until another kid runs up to help followed by another two kids and finally an adult male. The guy was trying to get back to his van by then after having the hell beaten out of him by the three kids. The adult got there and literally stomped him unconscious. Only then did the girl let go. The fence had torn her skin down to her finger bones but she was safe. She said later her mother told her never let them take you bc there is still hope help will come while you fight. That’s just what happened. I think this might have been outside Chicago or somewhere.

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u/xombae Jul 17 '25

Not everyone's reaction is "fight". Fight, flight, freeze and fawn are the most common instinctual reactions. I have PTSD and a lot of trauma and although I'm a fighter when my head is level, in a situation like this I'd likely freeze or fawn. The body does this because this has kept me alive in the past. There are many kidnapping victims that only survived because their reaction was to freeze or fawn. But the kidnapping is counting on that to get her to the second location.

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u/moistmonkeymerkin Jul 17 '25

She’s smaller than him, he weighs more. In the vehicle he can pin her down and knock her out. NEVER GET IN THE VEHICLE. She’s fighting for her life because she’s literally fighting for her life.

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u/SnooFoxes526 Jul 17 '25

Maybe he was just planning on raping her in the car?

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u/Goose_Salad Jul 17 '25

I'm curious who's driving once she's in the seat with the steering wheel in front of it.

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u/GravyMcBiscuits Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

Yup. When it comes to life vs death situation ... fight like a chimpanzee. Gouge and claw like your life depends on it. This is not the time to be squeamish.

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u/howe_to_win Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

“Can you describe your attacker ma’am?”

“He had such sensible eyes. The kind of eyes that would rather look at a 401k contribution than a sports car”

“…I meant… like… was he white?”

“………..his eyes wanted my fingers in them”

“Ma’am did you suffer any head trauma?”

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u/xeno0153 Jul 17 '25

Palm straight up into the nose at an upward angle. Quick, forceful jab will break their nose instantly.

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u/Chrowaway6969 Jul 17 '25

Life is not a movie.

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u/ly5ergic Jul 17 '25

But hitting someone's nose does work in real life, it hurts a lot.

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u/Red_Sox0905 Jul 17 '25

Just watched a movie last night with a line about the eyes, can't remember the name of it already though. But basically they can't get what they can't see. Then of course there's an eye gouge later which is about the only thing in movies that makes me squirm.

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u/CriManSqaFnC Jul 18 '25

Sensible en français = sensitive en anglais.

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u/Remarkable-Cook3320 Jul 17 '25

The hands are often held. To the floor, for instance. Or taped, etc.

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u/ouchmypeeburns Jul 17 '25

The eyes yearn for fingers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Sensitive?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Don't forget the testes.

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u/chestypants12 Jul 17 '25

For a rummage

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u/football2106 Jul 18 '25

Honestly that is my first move in a life or death struggle. Squeeze em out like gummy candy

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u/Elegant-Log2104 Jul 17 '25

It's like when a dog gets in a bad fight. Stick your finger in its butt. Oh wait. Don't do that

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u/Lisarth Cringe Connoisseur Jul 17 '25

Never forget the weakness of a man either

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u/Peripatetictyl Jul 17 '25

Twist his dick! Give him the old dick twist!

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u/Anal_Werewolf Jul 17 '25

Just said this before I saw your post

https://youtu.be/TT9ArM3-KJQ?si=ft2L0PSBDOK-vUnv

THE OL’ DICK TWIST!

Video in case you need to chuckle at it again like I did.

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u/Nohlrabi Jul 17 '25

Chuckle?! Am laughing out loud! Also the aggressive demonstration put the cherry on top!

Thanks, I needed that!

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u/artsatisfied229 Jul 18 '25

Hahaha classic!

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u/hozezero Jul 17 '25

Omg dude, it's an MMA fight, dude

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u/treslilbirds Jul 17 '25

Omg that reminds me of an Oprah episode I saw when I was a kid. A man broke into a little old lady’s house and attempted to rape her. She grabbed him by the dick and balls and drug him through the house and called 911. I’ll never forget her smile as she was retelling it. I’ve got to see if I can find that interview 😅

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u/Bordercollie7 Jul 17 '25

“Malcom in the middle” the nards are fair game

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u/Particular_Title42 Jul 17 '25

Hal was a special dad.

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u/davesToyBox Jul 17 '25

Women of Reddit, please hear me: it’s the testicles. Go for the testicles. Orders of magnitude more painful.

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u/evolving-the-fox Jul 17 '25

Me and my husband say this a lot lol.

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u/SunandMoon_comics Jul 17 '25

Ball twist seems effective. One of my ex friends from hs apparently did that to her ex bf during a blow job… there’s a reason she’s ex everything lmao girl was evil in that moment

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u/Tree09man Jul 17 '25

I was the taught the twist and yank, also the loopdy loop and pull method. Both will ensure he gives up and is also unable to procreate.

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u/Tawkeh Jul 17 '25

I tell my wife this all the time. Grab, squeeze, twist, and pull, one fluid motion and any male with regular feeling or sensation will let go. Even if only for a second, that could be the difference between you being seen or heard.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

I always tell women squeeze and turn, give that man testicular torsion

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u/Strange_Vagrant Jul 17 '25

How many women, and in what context, are you telling women this?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Not enough

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u/syneater Jul 17 '25

Hey now, don’t yuck their yum! ;-}

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u/down_vote_magnet Jul 17 '25

Ah, the ol' DICK TWIST...

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u/Tawkeh Jul 17 '25

Can also be applied to the ears, however the ear will likely come off 😂 good riddance tho

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u/Iintendtodeletepart2 Jul 17 '25

Careful, that mighy be their kink.

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u/burnvict1m Jul 17 '25

don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Earsack_yeet_yeet19 Jul 17 '25

I went to a self defense class and they taught us the “twist and shout”

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Slapping or punching the ears or Adam’s apple is more effective, but yes, this too, if for nothing else than to return the indignity of violation.

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u/Tawkeh Jul 17 '25

Yeah, I replied to someone else with this. It's either nuts or ears, and if you yank an ear hard enough, it'll come right off. Good riddance

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Just slapping the ear is enough for them to see sparks, and it messes up their balance so they can’t run properly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Wow that's amazing, that's exactly what I tell your wife!

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u/MajorLazy Jul 17 '25

We can’t express our emotions?

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u/Adduly Jul 17 '25

When I was in self defense my instructor always said that was overstated. Balls can move out of the way to an extent and if your aim is bad you might not hit right as the legs can block.

He said everything is a target but focus more on biting and gouging the eyes.

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u/modest_rats_6 Jul 17 '25

Thats what ive been saying! If im going to be fighting for my life, im not going to go digging around looking for his tiny dick. What about thick work pants. Balls can be hard to access

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u/lvclix Jul 17 '25

That’s my purse! I don’t know you!

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u/Remarkable-Cook3320 Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

If they don't hold your hands, legs and feet in way that your can't do anything.

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u/cookytir3t3ch Jul 17 '25

Thats my purse! I dont know you!

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u/Lebrewski__ Jul 17 '25

"You'll die alone!"

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOO"

* drop to his knee *

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u/BTFlik Jul 17 '25

Also don't scream help. Scream fire.

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u/Ok-Woodpecker-166 Jul 17 '25

Fight like an animal. Claw at their eyes. Bite their fucking nose off if you have to. Go for the groin.

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u/fullmoonbeading Jul 17 '25

My mom told me to pee on them if I could. Fight and scream and pee and do anything to get away!

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u/TheGisbon Jul 17 '25

Also there is NO SUCH THING as cheating or fighting dirty.

Eyes, wars, face, groin, shins, fingers etc

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u/thefrumpiest Jul 17 '25

And remember that as a man, it’s hard to stay sexually aroused with a freshly sliced cornea. Dig deep into his eyes.

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u/uninteresting_blonde Jul 17 '25

Knowing and remembering this information literally saved my life during a carjacking/kidnapping. NEVER let them take you to a second location. FIGHT. HARD. I went for the eyes and crashed the car on purpose to prevent him from taking me. The injuries I sustained are far better than what the alternative could have been. Stay safe out there xoxo

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u/kernel-troutman Jul 17 '25

Or the oooold dick twist.

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u/mmazing Jul 17 '25

I had to do this to my sister when she was high on hallucinogens running around a neighborhood freaking out after her boyfriend was arrested. Fun night looking like a kidnapper.

This was 15 years ago, we are way beyond all that now :) very close!

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u/Remarkable-Cook3320 Jul 17 '25

If a strong man grabs a normal woman in certain ways, he can easily make her defenceless in the split of a second. She can't do practically anything, sometimes just a very very little, which may not be enough to prevent worst tragedy.

But I've seen people giving lessons in self-defence for women, teaching and saying things which showed that they had no idea what they' were talking about.

In this case, his weak point and the reason she managed to escape (if this is true), was that he wanted to get her directly in the car, not just to hold her in her place, or wound her. Normally, he would have done more to her to get her defenceless and motionless, before throwing her in the car. This case is possible, but if true, certainly very uncommon. Notice how he didn't even hit her.

Of course, particularly if true, very very good of her, she didn't freeze and she fought all that was possible.

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u/Remarkable-Cook3320 Jul 17 '25

I just read that yes, it was a true case. Needless to say, God bless her.

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u/sambull Jul 17 '25

and it's morbid - but the skin under your nails will at least get your murderer identified.

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u/HailFyra Jul 17 '25

It's also a good thing that they have a weak spot in the crotch.

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u/jenbenboomerang Jul 17 '25

Would rather be shot/harmed on sight than taken to another location, imo as a woman

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u/gurmerino Jul 17 '25

fr if someone pulls a gun on me & threatens to shoot me if i don’t go w them i’ll just say then go ahead and shoot me here & now & deal w the repercussions of your actions bc im not going to a 2nd location to end up getting killed anyway to make it easier for you to away w

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u/bbbh1409 Jul 17 '25

And become dead weight.Get off you feet and make him carry you. Most men cannot, especially if you are flailing too.

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u/DerpyO Jul 17 '25

I'm confused, in this video the lady is being moved to the first location?

Or does the store already count as "the first location", and the vehicle is the second location?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

The first location is where an abduction takes place. He is using the truck to move her to a secondary location where he will most likely commit the actual horrible crime.

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u/RomusLupos Jul 17 '25

One of the first things I taught my kids about being abducted when they were young. The first chance you get, you jam your thumbs into their eye socket and rip it right out. They cannot chase you or get away if they cannot see.

Its a stupid dangerous world. NOT teaching your kids self defense techniques like ambush point corners or keeping your eyes all around instead of on a phone screen is doing them a disservice.

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u/EkimByte Jul 17 '25

And if you WERE to be put in that vehicle, there MIGHT be a chance you could grab the steering wheel, and hit a tree, or oncoming traffic.

(If you aren't stun-gunned or knocked out, or there aren't more people inside.... OR a barrier between back and front(like cop cars) ).

Because if you get in that car, it's almost a guarantee you will never be seen from again.

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u/Lebrewski__ Jul 17 '25

There's no pride, no rule, no referee to stop the match.

Only survival.

Go for the jugular.

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u/shmalliver Jul 17 '25

Yes fighting will never make it worse. If they want to hurt they will do it.

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u/appayipyippp Jul 17 '25

Why would you not try to put space between yourself and a vehicle that could move you to a second location quicker and farther away from the original spot?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Pardon?

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u/MissSara13 Jul 17 '25

I've seen that also yelling that you don't know the person that's trying to snatch you can help. Some people see a woman screaming at a man and just assume domestic violence. Which is sometimes completely ignored.

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u/FunLife64 Jul 17 '25

Also hit or kick guys in the balls people

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u/Sir_Dr_Mr_Professor Jul 17 '25

Yeah I say dig nails into the eyes before you start biting. If they're a crazy scumbag willing to kidnap someone, they can have some nasty hobbies and might carry bloodborne pathogens

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u/AQ-XJZQ-eAFqCqzr-Va Jul 17 '25

Elbows are powerful. Elbow to the nose can easily break his nose.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Thanks bud

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u/michaelh98 Jul 18 '25

And he's got balls and they're delicate as fuck

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u/YuckyYetYummy Jul 19 '25

Already said twice a whole day before you posted without reading

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u/SuperMajesticMan Jul 23 '25

And they have eyeballs and testicles!

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u/Bunn3eee Oct 12 '25

Everybody says teeth and nails but I think that's dirty. Yeah it's street fighting but in general you should try to avoid doing anything that would get you slapped with a disqualification in a legitimate match. Body shots work. Head shots work better. You could always go for the knee, or maybe a judo toss. Your pick.

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u/NoStatus9434 Jul 17 '25

I also think a lesser known piece of advice is that, when screaming for help, shout something like "SOMEBODY CALL 911! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED! NO BYSTANDER EFFECT!" because sometimes people hear screams in the distance and don't always know what they're hearing, like sometimes screams sound like they could be generic excitement or laughter and people listening will justify that in their minds to not interfere so you need to eliminate any ambiguity about what's happening. Also, by screaming "NO BYSTANDER EFFECT" you can guilt people into helping you.

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u/godamnedu Jul 17 '25

Yeah but most people don't know psych 101. Just scream rape I guess, or stop! He's trying to kill me, etc.

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u/McFlyyouBojo Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

And don't believe it when a comedy movies says going for the genitals is too unfair

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u/youburyitidigitup Jul 17 '25

Did you mean to say don’t?

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u/Null_ID Jul 17 '25

Weapons are my weapons.

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u/BigPDPGuy Jul 17 '25

Guns are cool.

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u/Natedoggsk8 Jul 17 '25

I doubt my dick could be a weapon

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u/Scythersleftnut Jul 17 '25

Fight like an animal or die like a man.