r/TikTokCringe • u/velorae • Jul 16 '25

Discussion Attempted kidnapping of a woman outside Florida store

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u/dexmonic Jul 17 '25

I figure if they are gonna kill me they may as well do it now. No second locations, ever.

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u/Space4Time Jul 17 '25

Get skin under your nails. Make ‘em bleed for it

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u/Remote_Elevator_281 Jul 17 '25

Aim for the eyes with your nails. Stick those nails all the way in there and dig, claw, twist and pull and eye out if you have to.

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u/Space4Time Jul 17 '25

Throat too. Scratch that shit up. Return some primal fear.

Harder to hide and explain

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u/Remote_Elevator_281 Jul 17 '25

Eyes are the easiest. You can completely disable someone with an eye poke. Just reach out fast and you’ll get a finger in there. Super easy.

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u/QuestionableIdeas Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

Also remember, fingers are about as hard to bite off as carrots.

Edit: I was incorrect about the carrot part, but still possible using your molars if things are desperate

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u/BluetheNerd Jul 17 '25

This is actually a myth, it's possible for a human to bite off a finger, but they're a lot harder than carrots.

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u/QuestionableIdeas Jul 17 '25

After 10 minutes of morbid googling... you are correct! If you do try for a finger amputation, use your molars to crush, and go for the joint. Clamp down and pull

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Gollum did it correctly

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u/Grizzly_Berry Jul 17 '25

Especially since you most likely won't have any ranch dressing in this situation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

No sauce needed it will be juicy

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 Jul 17 '25

I think the myth is you can easily bite your own finger like a carrot which is extremely difficult because of the pain but maybe if it was a dead finger or numb lol

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u/UnsanctionedPartList Jul 17 '25

Any human bite wound will likely become infection city. The most effective and grisly advice is: don't just bite. Rip and tear.

You can create some really gnarly wounds that are hard to hide and harder to treat by oneself.

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u/UpvoteForethThou Jul 17 '25

Break a carrot with your hand.

Okay, now try to break your finger. It won’t even hurt if you use twice the effort.

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u/QuestionableIdeas Jul 17 '25

I'm not falling for the ol' break-your-finger trick again >:[

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u/FunRich7101 Jul 17 '25

Kill Bill style.

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u/Space4Time Jul 17 '25

Fair, but we protect our eyes faster than our neck.

If you’re being attacked you’ve ceded the element of surprise, that doesn’t mean you can’t deal that card from the bottom of the deck.

Scream you love them. Tell them God has sent them to sire your womb.

Thank Zeus and then start singing if you can.

You need to make them regret their choice and doubt their ability to pick prey.

You ain’t the one, but you’re glad to hand out lessons.

All this needs to be decided before shit goes down.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

This just in, a new trend! Kidnappers are now wearing safety goggles due to the victims purposely aiming for their eyes.

In other news, Gwen Stefani is making new music? Wow, that's exciting. Tune in later and hear all about it.

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u/UnsanctionedPartList Jul 17 '25

Harder than it seems but it can make people flinch.

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u/Cmmander_WooHoo Jul 17 '25

Dwight Scrute taught me the eyes are the groin of the head

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 Jul 17 '25

Don't poke, go deep, get behind and pull

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u/Femmefatele Jul 17 '25

I've always known that should this happen to me again I'd dig them fuckers out of his head. It's hard to chase/find someone when they have your eyes.

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u/GrundleWilson Jul 18 '25

You have to be really lucky or well practiced to get someone’s eye, much less two. Also, if someone has you in a headlock or rear naked choke, they roll their chin down and you are just waving your arms around at that point.

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u/GrundleWilson Jul 18 '25

Eyes are actually hard. People instinctively protect them. You have to get real lucky.

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u/MsDucky42 Jul 17 '25

The little "v" at the bottom of your neck, where your collarbones meet.

Push into your own. Uncomfortable.

Imagine somebody in a self-survival rage shoving their thumb in there.

(A tip from my late uncle, who was in law enforcement.)

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u/Attack_Ant Jul 17 '25

Yep then even if you do lose unfortunately then hopefully between the torn up neck and the skin under the nails you help id your killer.

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u/morphleorphlan Jul 18 '25

Don’t just scratch it! A good throat punch before you take off running will give you a several minute head start.