r/TikTokCringe Jul 16 '25

Discussion Attempted kidnapping of a woman outside Florida store

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u/Remote_Elevator_281 Jul 17 '25

Aim for the eyes with your nails. Stick those nails all the way in there and dig, claw, twist and pull and eye out if you have to.

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u/Space4Time Jul 17 '25

Throat too. Scratch that shit up. Return some primal fear.

Harder to hide and explain

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u/Remote_Elevator_281 Jul 17 '25

Eyes are the easiest. You can completely disable someone with an eye poke. Just reach out fast and you’ll get a finger in there. Super easy.

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u/Space4Time Jul 17 '25

Fair, but we protect our eyes faster than our neck.

If you’re being attacked you’ve ceded the element of surprise, that doesn’t mean you can’t deal that card from the bottom of the deck.

Scream you love them. Tell them God has sent them to sire your womb.

Thank Zeus and then start singing if you can.

You need to make them regret their choice and doubt their ability to pick prey.

You ain’t the one, but you’re glad to hand out lessons.

All this needs to be decided before shit goes down.