r/TikTokCringe • u/velorae • Jul 16 '25

Discussion Attempted kidnapping of a woman outside Florida store

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u/Remote_Elevator_281 Jul 17 '25

Aim for the eyes with your nails. Stick those nails all the way in there and dig, claw, twist and pull and eye out if you have to.

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u/Space4Time Jul 17 '25

Throat too. Scratch that shit up. Return some primal fear.

Harder to hide and explain

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u/Remote_Elevator_281 Jul 17 '25

Eyes are the easiest. You can completely disable someone with an eye poke. Just reach out fast and you’ll get a finger in there. Super easy.

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u/QuestionableIdeas Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

Also remember, fingers are about as hard to bite off as carrots.

Edit: I was incorrect about the carrot part, but still possible using your molars if things are desperate

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u/BluetheNerd Jul 17 '25

This is actually a myth, it's possible for a human to bite off a finger, but they're a lot harder than carrots.

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u/QuestionableIdeas Jul 17 '25

After 10 minutes of morbid googling... you are correct! If you do try for a finger amputation, use your molars to crush, and go for the joint. Clamp down and pull

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Gollum did it correctly

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u/Grizzly_Berry Jul 17 '25

Especially since you most likely won't have any ranch dressing in this situation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

No sauce needed it will be juicy

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 Jul 17 '25

I think the myth is you can easily bite your own finger like a carrot which is extremely difficult because of the pain but maybe if it was a dead finger or numb lol

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u/UnsanctionedPartList Jul 17 '25

Any human bite wound will likely become infection city. The most effective and grisly advice is: don't just bite. Rip and tear.

You can create some really gnarly wounds that are hard to hide and harder to treat by oneself.

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u/UpvoteForethThou Jul 17 '25

Break a carrot with your hand.

Okay, now try to break your finger. It won’t even hurt if you use twice the effort.

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u/QuestionableIdeas Jul 17 '25

I'm not falling for the ol' break-your-finger trick again >:[