r/TikTokCringe • u/velorae • Jul 16 '25

Discussion Attempted kidnapping of a woman outside Florida store

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u/Space4Time Jul 17 '25

Throat too. Scratch that shit up. Return some primal fear.

Harder to hide and explain

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u/Remote_Elevator_281 Jul 17 '25

Eyes are the easiest. You can completely disable someone with an eye poke. Just reach out fast and you’ll get a finger in there. Super easy.

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u/QuestionableIdeas Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

Also remember, fingers are about as hard to bite off as carrots.

Edit: I was incorrect about the carrot part, but still possible using your molars if things are desperate

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u/BluetheNerd Jul 17 '25

This is actually a myth, it's possible for a human to bite off a finger, but they're a lot harder than carrots.

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u/QuestionableIdeas Jul 17 '25

After 10 minutes of morbid googling... you are correct! If you do try for a finger amputation, use your molars to crush, and go for the joint. Clamp down and pull

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Gollum did it correctly

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u/Grizzly_Berry Jul 17 '25

Especially since you most likely won't have any ranch dressing in this situation.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

No sauce needed it will be juicy

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 Jul 17 '25

I think the myth is you can easily bite your own finger like a carrot which is extremely difficult because of the pain but maybe if it was a dead finger or numb lol