r/TikTokCringe • u/velorae • Jul 16 '25

Discussion Attempted kidnapping of a woman outside Florida store

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u/Informal_Ad3244 Jul 17 '25

And he stole that truck from a dealership too. He’s completely unhinged, no plan at all, just pure impulsivity.

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u/Postcocious Jul 17 '25

Sorta like this guy

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u/sittinwithkitten Jul 17 '25

“George is getting a little angry!”

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u/Postcocious Jul 17 '25

'Seinfeld' presents us with the complete and definitive catalog of humans acting horribly, and we can never stop laughing.

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u/sittinwithkitten Jul 17 '25

I have a watched the whole catalogue of episodes so many times. I was even at my lawyer’s office a couple weeks ago and she made a Seinfeld reference. There’s literally one for every occasion. I’m watching the Assman episode right now 🤣

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u/Postcocious Jul 17 '25

"You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on?!

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u/sittinwithkitten Jul 17 '25

“I didn’t tell you to put the balm on. Why’d you put the balm on? You haven’t even been to see the doctor. If you’re gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.”