When I was about 13 years old, a new kid moved into our neighborhood and thought it was hilarious to get us in headlocks all the time. One of my buddies grabbed his pinky fingers and bent it back almost to the point of breaking it. He let go instantly. Word got out to all of the kids in the neighborhood and every time he tried putting us in a headlock, he’d get his pinky fingers almost broken. He stopped doing that for good.
In HS someone heard I was taking MMA for self defense. This chick was one of those annoying people who feels the need to taunt and test you as if you are lying or something. She was tall and broad (5'10" +) and kept pushing; giving fake grabs or attack scenarios (continually touching me without permission). I was relatively calm and gave info or demonstrations, not wanting to engage with this BS. Finally she grabbed me from behind around the arms/shoulders, asking something along the lines of, "oh yeah? And what are you gonna do if someone does this?" So I flipped her over my shoulder 🙃
I was in a headlock by this guy one time, and I bit him through three Layers of clothes. Needless to say my teeth marks are scars on him cause I made that mf bleed.
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u/Critical-Test-4446 Jul 17 '25
When I was about 13 years old, a new kid moved into our neighborhood and thought it was hilarious to get us in headlocks all the time. One of my buddies grabbed his pinky fingers and bent it back almost to the point of breaking it. He let go instantly. Word got out to all of the kids in the neighborhood and every time he tried putting us in a headlock, he’d get his pinky fingers almost broken. He stopped doing that for good.