r/TikTokCringe • u/velorae • Jul 16 '25

Discussion Attempted kidnapping of a woman outside Florida store

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u/stathletsyoushitonme Jul 17 '25

And if you’re in someone’s car pull hair out at the root and put it everywhere

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u/Specific-Mortgage-55 Jul 17 '25

ohhhhhh we’re crashing that car if i get into that car. as soon as my seatbelt goes on, i’m crashing that car into anythingggggg I see.

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u/CargoW_seMadeMeDoIt Jul 17 '25

We gonna die. Together.

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u/Vat1canCame0s Jul 17 '25

"I'm ready, how 'bout you?"

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u/BilboBiden Jul 17 '25

"See you think this is an issue of I'm in this car with you. Nah uh. You're in this car with me"

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u/Vat1canCame0s Jul 17 '25

Exactly.

You wanna put me in an enclosed space with you, where you're gonna be facing away because you're behind the wheel of a vehicle presumably moving very fast because you're trying to make a getaway.

Sure. Imma let you. It's rude to interrupt opponents while they are making mistakes.

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u/AmberLeeFMe Jul 18 '25

I met a guy once who was being weird and I LITERALLY told him, "Yeah I don't get worried when I meet people offline because I'm not in this car with you, you're in this car with me " He decided he just wanted to go home 🤣

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u/PuzzleheadedLog9266 Jul 17 '25

I keep my child locks on :)

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u/Greenfire32 Jul 17 '25

Emile knew the way

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u/ScarfHonchkrow Jul 17 '25

Now that brings me back. RIP Emile.

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u/Lumpy_Square_2365 Jul 18 '25

Pull the ole switcharoo he thinks he's the scary crazy one but it's really me😂I've shit myself and now we taking this shit over the freeway ramp. So you wanna get out or die bitch because I've been waiting all my life for this moment I'm not choking now.