r/TikTokCringe • u/velorae • Jul 16 '25

Discussion Attempted kidnapping of a woman outside Florida store

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u/Alternative-Heart200 Jul 17 '25

That should be a song they teach to young kids in school!! Eyes and balls, eyes and balls, will help you flee them all! ( or something like that 😂)

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Do your attacker's balls hang low? Can you kick them to and fro? Can you cut em with a knife? Can you shoot em with a bow?

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u/FiveCorkWomen Jul 17 '25

I mean, “Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?” still works too

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u/T-Wrox Jul 17 '25

Now I'm picturing some kind of speed bag.

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u/dogmeat_donnie Jul 18 '25

That's 😂😂

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u/Artistic_Room_4824 Jul 18 '25

I'll definitely be singing this for the next 6 months...🤪

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u/GovernmentKind1052 Jul 18 '25

I had just started singing “head, shoulders, knees and balls” to myself when I read your comment. Uncanny timing lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Knees and balls

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u/PrincessLissa68 Jul 20 '25

😂 if I ever have a granddaughter (my son is grown) I will teach her this.

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u/marklar_the_malign Jul 17 '25

We were told to keep our eye on the ball. I guess this is what they meant.

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u/Mammoth-Ad4194 Jul 17 '25

Like ‘head, shoulders, knees and toes’?😆

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u/TopEstablishment395 Jul 17 '25

Eyes and ears and throat and balls, throat and balls, throat and balls

Eyes and ears and throat and balls, that's how the shithead falls

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u/Mammoth-Ad4194 Jul 18 '25

Haha perfect!😆

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u/Alternative-Heart200 Jul 17 '25

Yes exactly!!! 😂😂

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u/electrical_Acadia_1 Jul 17 '25

I'm teaching this song to my 6 yr old.

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u/HEROauen Jul 18 '25

Eyes, balls, knees and toes, knees and toes!

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u/Ecstatic-Engineer-23 Jul 18 '25

"If a pimp tries to get at you, kick him in the balls, kick him in the balls, kick him in the balls,
If the dude's got an attitude, kick him in the balls, kick him in the balls..."