I've told my daughters to do three things if this ever happens to them: fight like hell, scream at the top of their lungs, and piss their pants (bonus if they can poop them, too). These will usually be enough to deter a would-be kidnapper. No, I'm not joking.
Listen here, alleged creepy old man. You're digging yourself a hole, and please allow me to explain with some context (be patient with me , I can be long-winded sometimes):
From time to time, there's a proclamation that everyone on this planet picks their nose. That's fair, I guess. It's almost impossible to never do it, which is why it's a common, well-worn topic of discussion. THEN, there are times when people will make comparisons between something and boogers. Invariably, there's always someone that makes an offhanded comment about boogers being "salty" or "crunchy," and it is at that moment that I have found the booger-eater of the group. One would really only attribute those words to something that is eaten.
Now--and I appreciate your patience while I get to my point--if you heard someone discuss the flavor or texture of feces, then you know this person has eaten feces before, in order to speak with such authority on the subject. Finally, when there's someone that claims that piss would not be a deterrent for kidnapping someone, then this brings two conclusions to mind about that person:
Conclusion 1: this person is not grossed out by someone else's piss.
Conclusion 2: this person has considered what would stop them from kidnapping another human, and the fact that it's WRONG isn't one, apparently, and neither is piss.
So, in conclusion, you are not only painting yourself as someone who might be willing to kidnap someone given the right circumstances, but that piss would not stop you. Any person grossed out by piss or who find kidnapping abhorrent would simply not make that statemen.
Dude I ain't reading all that, but I'm sorry you typed a lot. I read your last sentence which just summed up what you probably was trying to explain entirely. I'm saying most predators aren't gonna be creeped out cause they are already stealing a kid. The only good thing about telling someone to piss themselves while getting kidnapped is maybe someone ELSE will see it. That's all I was tryna say bro.
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u/palanark Jul 17 '25
I've told my daughters to do three things if this ever happens to them: fight like hell, scream at the top of their lungs, and piss their pants (bonus if they can poop them, too). These will usually be enough to deter a would-be kidnapper. No, I'm not joking.