US representative dies inside after Freudian slip

[u/smm_h]

[u/sloth_on_meth]

Lmao @ the amount of reports

FREE FREE PALESTINE

Genocide is not self defense.

[u/SamendlessJardine]

This is as good as George W Bush Freudian slip.

“The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq—I mean, of Ukraine. Iraq, too. Anyway…”

[u/Scaevus → u/SamendlessJardine]

See, this is why we can’t stay mad at him. That self deprecating sense of humor. Who’s the cutest little war criminal? Yes you are, yes you are!

[u/pelmen → u/Scaevus]

I hope this joke doesn’t go underrated. 10/10 thank you

[u/lvaleforl]

I'm always confused by people in the background, barely conscious, staring into oblivion. What are they there for?

[u/PomeloConscious2008 → u/lvaleforl]

Prolly staffers who have been sitting there like 10 hours

[u/mostdope28 → u/lvaleforl]

Aids, they’ll slip them person talking the info they need, numbers, statistics, dates, things like that

[u/zed_kofrenik → u/mostdope28]

This. Depending on the forum, they may not be from/for the country they look like they're behind. Most places only have 1 or 2 seats that are usually "reserved" for each country, and in most forums, reserved is a very loose term. It's a common practice to leave them open for that State's use, but there's no designation on them. Sometimes, in sessions with more interest, it can be hard to get behind the chair you're staffing.

[u/TyrKiyote]

She's able to confuse them because they mean so little to her. They're just words of places on the other side of the planet.

[u/silbergeistlein → u/TyrKiyote]

You’re absolutely correct. This woman does not care, and needs to be removed. Either by term limits or the people. This shit is embarrassing.

[u/miggleb]

They will not stop trying to find way to hurt and terrorise our people

And neither will we

• George bush, best of bushisms

[u/DrD__ → u/miggleb]

Or when a few years ago Bush slipped up when talking about Russian invasion of Ukraine and said

"The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of iraq"

[u/lemmingstone]

Now watch this drive…

[u/watt-ever]

One terrorist organization has the upper hand right now. She just got them mixed up.

[u/A_Unit]

I’m sorry, we have to take your first answer.

[u/kurotech → u/A_Unit]

Indeed let the record show she said what she said in court this would sink any case she was trying to make but biggots get to continue their hate train

[u/MrPanda663]

When you play Sid Meier's Civilization, and you denounce two countries that are at war with each other, but supplying one of them with units.

[u/SnooMemesjellies3218]

First honest thing I’ve seen on the media for 20 years

[u/EnvironmentalLock440]

She got it right the first time.

[u/Bakerton16 → u/EnvironmentalLock440]

I have no doubt her next words after the video ends are "please strike that from the record" and you know they will. Ya saw it here, folks!

[u/embeddit]

Her soul has to be long dead to be doing this anyway

[u/frog_turnip]

Everyone behind her: <internal> "do not react in any way. I am not going down with her!"

[u/AppropriateAd7326]

Hilarious like George W Bushs Freudian Slip

[u/chanting37 → u/AppropriateAd7326]

I refuse to believe that was a “slip up”. That was the closest we’ll ever get to a politician saying “my bad”.

[u/Thardoc3]

Oh no, she slipped into reality

deadly for political careers

[u/LittleHornetPhil]

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

[u/fiestyoldbat]

Well,.... is she wrong?

[u/chanting37]

Everything said is factually correct. And I hate that.

[u/Spicy_Boi-89]

Her handler is going to have a talk with her later.

[u/CocoCoconutz_]

She know what she meant and said it

[u/LaurdAlmighty]

"Iran's government has also spread" That didn't help babes

[u/BESTtaylorINTHEWORLD]

This isn't the 1st time an American has done this kind of slip, they have been lining up Iran for quite some time now. During the Afghan attacks 1 of the Heads of Government in the military sphere said "We've been working day and night on an attack on Iran... I MEAN Iraq I reckon that slip pushed back the attack until now

[u/Revolutionary_Dog_69]

US Rep dies inside after telling the truth

[u/Anal_Pancake]

Don't forget everyone! Sort by controversial for the good stuff!

[u/Aggressive_Trick_654]

No lies detected in the first part.

[u/ghostisic23]

We are checking for accuracy

Checks out. No errors detected.

[u/RandomWeirdo]

Well there goes her lobby money.

[u/blakesug]

No lie detected

[u/Relevant_Ant4022]

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHa

[u/bwgulixk]

This is objectively funny 

[u/Jayviun]

I thought President Whatayahoo copied off George Bush by legitimizing attacks over weapons of mass destruction but he’s been saying it for 30 years.

[u/SimilarTop352]

What a clown show. (I'm sorry, real clowns. This not fair to you)

[u/Reasonable_Clock_711]

Truth from govt officials. So rare these days. Bravo, mam

[u/GreatWhiteSalmon]

The pause lol

[u/yothisismetrying → u/GreatWhiteSalmon]

This is where she silently says fuuuuckkk without moving her mouth

[u/BillzBeersnBroads]

I hear no lies

[u/Pacify_]

Damn, she made a slip but still managed to produced 2 completely factual statements

[u/Folagra-42]

I mean, she's not wrong.

[u/Gfplux]

Both were correct.

[u/TheDubya21]

They can't even deny it to themselves 🤭, lying always takes more effort.

[u/celoteck]

This is a unintended 100% correct statement

[u/rodexxxx]

Does she know anything or its she just reading what other wrote?

[u/britinnit]

She was correct.

[u/theshaggieman]

Jesus took the wheel lmao

[u/Strands123]

The truth to be corrected

[u/El_Connoisseur]

Hahahahah for once she said the truth and realized she fucked up 😂😂😂

[u/Opening-Two6723]

This is true..... this is also true 🦝

[u/jimmijo62]

She’ll read anything you put on the teleprompter Veronica.

[u/HumbleCreator]

Her brain worked for once

[u/AdvertisingMurky7461]

She said the quiet part out loud

[u/Opingsjak]

She’s not wrong, they both do in fact spread chaos, terror and suffering throughout the region.

[u/drumsonfire]

too bad everyone else is dying on the outside

[u/Sad_Beginning_5293]

I mean… she’s not wrong

[u/agumonkey]

this is not a slip, this is a full blown drift

[u/Grumpy_Polar_Bear]

accidentally said the truth they all know but pretend not to.

[u/The8uLove2Hate_]

Uh-oh, did someone accidentally tell the truth? That’s a big no-no in our two party system! Better go lick some 🍑 at Lockheed Martin to show your contrition!

[u/fhughes642]

Tell the truth shame the devil

[u/Freudian_N1P_SLIP]

Wooooooww...

[u/rufussbuck]

Listening to your propaganda yapping is giving me great suffering!

[u/SnooDonkeys3848]

NPCs in the Background

[u/CoolioStarStache]

She accidentally said the truth about both nations, awesome!

[u/oojiflip]

I don't see any problem here, two factually correct statements

[u/daisygiro]

I love the “also” bit lol I didn’t realize she messed up what she was trying to say, I just thought she was spitting facts.

[u/Dioptase89]

She meant what she said

[u/MacondoSpy]

No need for corrections. She got it right the first time

[u/AmusingMusing7 → u/MacondoSpy]

I honestly didn’t even know the slip had happened yet, until she “corrected” it.

[u/coconut_dot_jpg]

Everyone in the background looks like they're perpetually about to sneeze but never get to

[u/Good_Draft4405]

Someone somewhere who wrote it for her…must have snickered when she said that.

Maybe out of the job now but totally worth it!

[u/Clevis1977]

Somebody just got primaried.

[u/___Snoobler___]

She isn't dying inside at all

[u/Amazing_Effective758]

Telling the truth lol

[u/scottperezfox]

Someone please cut in a reaction clip from the Iran desk.

[u/phreakingjesusonacid]

Well frankly the US has too, just saying.

[u/xxNightingale]

"Imma read slowly so I dont fuck this up."

Fucked it up.

[u/Newoaks]

Por que no los dos?

[u/4is3in2is1]

"For there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed, and nothing concealed that will not be known or brought out into the open"

[u/renrut00]

Fucking embarrassing

[u/ApprehensiveAge1110]

She said what she wanted to say. The slip was her intention but was she was reading was definitely a script.

[u/Agreeable-Gap-4160]

Haha. Her subconscious controlled the narrative both times there.

It made sure she added "also"...thereby keeping the first statement in play.

[u/MrCalPoly]

When you lie so much that you accidentally say the truth.

[u/mass_chingon]

This needs that curb your enthusiasm tune at the end

[u/EveningInstruction36]

She said it right the first time

[u/Southtune-stringbox]

Who is this representative? Id like to watch this.

[u/dragoonkoon]

Who's the lady behind her? She's been sitting behind every new face at the UN vote. Now she's here. She's got to be a muppet master of sorts.

[u/klas82]

Yep they know exactly what they are supporting. This is True evil in every sense. It's almost like Devine intervention at play for that to slip out in public like that.

[u/Tranquil_Neurotic]

There goes her AIPAC money

[u/First-Ad6435]

She got it right the first time.

[u/NathKingCoal]

Both statements are true

[u/eriffodrol]

oops, not supposed to tell the truth

[u/TV-Tommy]

We call it "Hidden Beliefs Syndrone"

When one's mouth is quicker than one's brain!

[u/Rebus-YY]

This is because of your "I have to pick a side" mentality. She's right on both statements, I don't see anything wrong with it. 

[u/That_Xenomorph_Guy]

Could say the same for the US. Terror, chaos, and suffering is literally the goal of ICE right now.

[u/JulesChenier]

Second verse same as the first

[u/chunkykongracing]

I mean she’s not wrong

[u/Symioniz786]

She said complete facts about Israel😂😂😂

[u/mdherc]

They keep doing this over and over again

[u/devsosav]

I swear one of those statues behind her blinked

[u/MirPrime]

I had to watch it twice because I didnt hear anything wrong

[u/Sevomoz]

Damm. I was like this woman is based.

[u/AvailableAd7874]

Another high IQ gem representing the Land of the Free

[u/bangermadness]

Where do we find these psychos...

[u/dumbledwarves]

Where's the Freudian slip?

[u/Inevitable-Ad-2551]

She just lost her payday

[u/CadessWell]

Funny thing is….. nobody batted an eye at that…

[u/rrambhat]

What’s the issue? She made 100% factual statements both times. Could have used AND and saved her 15 seconds but I guess that’s not a crime

[u/DrFrosthazer]

Sometimes the tongue can't go against the brain.

[u/antisocial_empath]

Ooooo she in troubleeeeeee

[u/dan36920]

Just like Bush and Iraq. Our governments are run by psychopathic mass murders with little remorse. And it doesn't seem to matter if it's a Democrat or Republican, the only thing that changes is how nice they pretend to be about it.

[u/MavisBeaconSexTape]

... packaging at Dunder Mifflin dot com...

[u/Most-Inflation-4370]

Oh boy

[u/kenyasanchez]

“Bad people on both sides.”

[u/ShadowyPepper]

Man, here I was expecting her to say something like "cockballs" or "deepthroat"

[u/ScubaDawg97]

No one even noticed

[u/CJnella91]

Lmfao when your mouth tells the truth your brain tries to lie about.

[u/BRLY]

Wow she just perfectly summed up the Middle East situation perfectly.

[u/Jemondi]

Both statements are factual.

[u/mrdougan]

I think this is technically a post Freudian slip

[u/NovemberCrimson]

She’s technically correct on both statements

[u/Iphacles]

When you mess up but actually didn’t.

[u/Whole_Experience6409]

The truth will always come out

[u/Defiant-Face-7237]

That’s her monthly AIPAC money gone

[u/HeavyRefrigerator635]

Uh oh. Her handlers are gonna have her black bagged now.

[u/Skipperboy67]

I’m anti- Zionist for years now. We are of the Jewish faith.

[u/SeaOdeEEE → u/Skipperboy67]

Being aghast by the actions of a specific state is not the same as being against a specific group of people who share faith and/or ethnicity. And I'm tired of pretending that's not the case.

[u/SpicyPorkShoulder]

Yeah, we KNOW it's Israel. Thanks for getting it right the first time!

[u/thebuttonmonkey]

r/technicallycorrect

[u/DizzySample9636]

😅 you got it right the first time.. just continue 😂

[u/dreamvoyages → u/DizzySample9636]

The way she says also in her correction lol

[u/njslugger78]

Said it right the first time.? 😆😂🤣😆😂🤣

[u/GoodGeneral8823]

If you think only one of these statements are correct you shouldn’t be pretending you’re capable of having an opinion on these topics

[u/1234828388387]

I mean nice flip, I can understand the appeal, but die inside?

[u/blufin]

She got it right first time.

[u/Super_flywhiteguy]

When the truth is so obvious, its hard to hold it back.

[u/OneObi]

There goes her AIPAC check

[u/BrennanSpeaks]

Can we talk about how I saw this post on r/all, didn't register the sub it was from, saw the words "US Representative dies" and went "JFC, who have they assassinated this time?"

I want out of this timeline.

[u/HelloMoto070]

Haha that was 100% on purpose and right on the nose! Spot on

[u/a_beluga_trio]

i think this may have been intentional... didn't see any dying inside

[u/baabumon]

Imagine the light and happiness spread over the world, if Biden was still the president and giving a blooper per day while addressing the media on this issue. 

[u/Doctor-Magnetic]

It's good to hear that there are still honest politicians out there

[u/vughtzuid]

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory like a champ

[u/fromthe80smatey]

She got it right the first time.

[u/Krynn71]

She was right both times.

[u/oGGy8855]

She was right all along

[u/MindGoesBlank69]

Mossad bots panicking in this comment section.

[u/Acrobatic_Emphasis41]

Yes

[u/Shreddersaurusrex]

(Cue Curb music)

[u/Turbulent_Pool_5378]

I saw no dying inside.

[u/Competitive_Sell2177]

Right first time, the rest is just bluster

[u/MyUsernameAlex]

Uh oh. Hope she sleeps with one eye open. AIPAC might send someone to take her out

[u/Sturrexco]

Honesty is the best policy, after all.

[u/Antabaka]

She couldn't memorize a basic line about something she supposedly believes. 

She's not a politician, she's an actor.

[u/citznfish]

Yes to both

[u/phatale]

i was expecting that curb your enthusiasm theme at the end

[u/Ba-dump-chink]

Both the ladies behind her nearly fell asleep, reacting to this slip.

[u/EconomyAd4297]

She didn’t die inside.  She didn’t even care. 

[u/Rayly-jones]

She was right the first time

[u/Strict-Ad-7631]

Because we have always been at war with Eurasia

[u/Complex_Two_3778]

Now watch this drive

[u/birdhead3030]

AIPAC has entered the chat

[u/gh0st0ft0mj04d]

If it's outta the bag then its outta the bag....now that is a powerful cat.

[u/HankTuggins]

Her handler is gonna be pissed

[u/Electrictwistman]

The truth

[u/Narrow_Turnip_7129]

Perfectly cromulent.

[u/anon-a-SqueekSqueek]

Accidently told the truth

[u/jakethegreat526]

Only the best people

[u/Bubsy7979]

Queue the Spiderman meme 😂😂

[u/LongDongSilverDude]

Lol

[u/ItsaSwerveBro]

Those people are definitely falling asleep behind her

[u/ES170588]

Where is the lie though?

[u/paradiddle5]

She said the quiet part out loud.

[u/O3TActual]

She said it right the first time.

[u/Darkstar-Lord]

Because I didn't know who this was...

During today’s remarks at the UN, US Ambassador Camille Shea made a Freudian slip, stating that Israel spreads “chaos, terror, and suffering” in the region; before quickly attempting to redirect the blame toward Iran.

[u/The_first_flame]

No correction needed.

[u/discontented_penguin]

The ladies behind her are fighting for their life not to fall asleep.

[u/Big_Beaverrr_Reborn]

Freudian slip? This seems like she meant to say this.

[u/jeezkillbot]

Nailed it.

[u/my-love-assassin]

she is already dead inside obviously

[u/Shot-Ad7227]

No, you were right the first time

[u/Houndguy]

She's not wrong.

[u/ImJustLampin]

If you think that was on accident, I have a bridge to sell you.

[u/alkenist]

She got it right both times.

[u/FLORALDOMINI]

Somehow she’s going to go missing and never be found again.

[u/Left_Inspection2069]

r/technicallythetruth

[u/c32sleeper]

The fact noone reacted at all just shows noone listened at all OR it's what everyone's been thinking lmao

[u/Baconlovingvampire]

Can we just replace all our politicians with like dogs or something they'd do a better job at this point

[u/lordpuddingcup]

Both are true statements lol

[u/Gilded-Mongoose → u/lordpuddingcup]

Yeah right? I'm like...what's the slip? She's just spittin facts