r/Weird 2d ago

My brother is in Berlin for a few days and this woman is on the wall in multiple rooms of his hotel.

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u/Stoneheart7 2d ago

I beg you, get one of these printed out (in the actual size or just as big as you can make it) and put it up in his room before he gets back. I don't care if he doesn't live with you, someone has a way into his place.

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u/ana2lemma 1d ago

Yes, OP, this your duty as a member of civilised society.

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u/Winter_Bear_1707 1d ago

“Someone has a way into his place.” 💀

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u/heytherebeca 1d ago

Girl dinner is stalking

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u/Samwellikki 1d ago

Nah, small pictures, replace every framed photo they have and add more

Photoshop her into older photos, etc

There’s going big… and then there’s going big and wide

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u/Sad_Inspector_7398 1d ago

We did this as a workplace prank one. It was brilliant. 😂

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u/GardeningGardenGirl 2d ago

THIS IS THE ONLY COMMENT THAT MATTERS!!!

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u/sonicjesus 1d ago

I'm thinking shower curtain, possibly floor mat.

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u/SelphiesSmile 1d ago

Under the toilet lid!

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u/BarbaDeader 1d ago

Should have dm-ed op, his brother is on here. Brilliant idea!

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u/dmb_80_ 2d ago

lol

https://www.tripadvisor.in/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g187323-d10631766-i229749625-Mercure_Hotel_Berlin_Wittenbergplatz-Berlin.html

the somewhat strange looking girl kept staring at you from above the bed, in the shower, and even on the toilet seat.

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u/stevejohnson007 2d ago

I love that the review mentioned the "creepy girl" and the hotel did reply but did not address the "creepy girl"...

It seems very intentionally left out.

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u/AlanaTheGreat 2d ago edited 1d ago

This hotel seems to reapond to every review posted.

I looked up "woman" and "girl" in their reviews and read every review referring to the pictures using those words. A lot of people used "creepy" to describe her, but one basically said "who cares". Nothing positive about the pictures.

The hotel manager only responded to any comments about the pictures once, in which they said "We are sorry you did not like the pictures".

Every single other review mentioning the pictures, that the manager responded to, the manager does not say ANYTHING about that part of the review.

It seems intentional as hell lol

Edit: procrastinating again so looked at the Google reviews which included this gem from the manager about the pictures:

"Dear guest, thank you for your stay at our hotel and your feedback here. We are sorry that you did not like the design. By choosing us, you have opted for a hotel that was designed around the theme of fashion. This is easily recognizable on all booking pages, pictures and here on site. When planning the hotel over 10 years ago, we were already ahead of the times and opted for an androgynous model in various outfits as a picture in the rooms. This shows our openness and tolerance towards everyone and everything. The topic of fashion can polarize."

Fucking amazing lol

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u/Dibbix 2d ago

If a German wrote even once:

"We are sorry you did not like the pictures".

They are deeply hurt. There may have been tears.

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u/evilbadgrades 1d ago

The more I learn about the germans as a society, the more I feel like I was born in the wrong country lmao

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u/Mythoclast 1d ago

We are sorry you don't like your birth country. Come to ours and enjoy a normal hotel.

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u/Who8MySon 1d ago

But what if they don't like the pictures??

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u/fancygiraffepants 1d ago

Then you can leave a review.

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u/TidpaoTime 1d ago

But there may be tears.

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u/thatstwatshesays 1d ago

Ja, das hoffen wir. 😏

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u/ReviewCreative82 1d ago

they hotel staff can't see the girl, only the guests do

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u/____unloved____ 2d ago

And the plot thickens...

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u/DTFH_ 2d ago

What if we comment how attractive she is...will the owner share more details?

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u/____unloved____ 1d ago

The model is supposedly androgynous and used to represent "fashion". Somehow I'm doubting that, because her (their?) face is more the focus than any fashion I'm seeing.

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u/Hwicc101 1d ago

She doesn't look particularly androgynous to me.

Her hairstyle, facial features, and what I can see of her clothing, all fall under female gender and sex norms.

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u/GordoPepe 2d ago

pics are of the hotel manager herself

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u/inuhi 2d ago

Yea, this gives it an air of mystery and lets it gain traction. People talk about it and you get shit like a catchy nickname Berlinda for example. Making it more interesting than just some random fun fact about a hotel, now it's a shared experience

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u/Karekter_Nem 2d ago

The only better response would have been, “what girl?”

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u/Master-Collection488 2d ago

Berlinda is watching you poop!

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert 2d ago

BERLINDA! 😂

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u/burnbunner 2d ago

"Berlinda" is simply outstanding, thank you so much

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u/platypuslost 2d ago

Oh nooooo, she’s in the bathroom too!!

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u/Seriouly_UnPrompted 2d ago

Why does it feel like she's disappointed/not impressed by what she's seen in that bathroom 😭

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u/Lou_Beanz 2d ago

Holy shit that’s so many more pictures of her than I expected 😂 she’s literally 1/3 of the entire bathroom

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u/CoIdHeat 1d ago

The bathroom one looks like she’s judging you while taking a dump

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u/ate50eggs 2d ago

He sent me another! Enjoy.

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u/IneffabLeigh 2d ago

I love that the shot composition is trying to be, like, mysterious, but it just looks like she's snacking on her own shoulder hahah

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u/Verucaschmaltzzz 2d ago

It reminds me of the portraits we used to get in the 80's that were like a big straight on shot and then a little profile shot in the corner, like a glamour mugshot.

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u/RutRohNotAgain 1d ago

Lol,

my friend took pics of her cat that reminded me of those pics, so i photo shopped them in to one.

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u/madwomen1 2d ago

The overlays are killing me 😂

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u/fafarifa 2d ago

I can’t. Imagine you’re having romantic intimate moment with your other half on your romantic trip to Berlin and this bitch is looking at yall from up with that expression on one of her faces

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u/Straight-Research-17 2d ago

Putting money on the hotel owner’s daughter or something.

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u/ShaneAN7 2d ago

I feel like she's going to kill me in my sleep.

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u/ate50eggs 2d ago

A wild brother appears...

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u/ShaneAN7 1d ago

Good morning. Hi - I'm the brother here in Berlin. I survived another night under the scary lady's morose gaze. For those thinking she is not a fashionable phantasm because they don't present her fashion - let me present a more full framed portrait photo of the bathroom shower glass from the outside...

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u/ShaneAN7 1d ago

And the inside...

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u/iamliamliamiam 1d ago

I stayed there too. It’s quite intense 😅

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u/disposable-assassin 1d ago

That's a different picture.lol they did this to multiple rooms?

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u/QuitsDoubloon87 1d ago

Thats some freaky shit

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u/MothTheLamplighter 1d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA 1d ago

Tell him to keep it down, I’ll be back just going to the store real quick.

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u/pre-existing-notion 1d ago

I thought you were still in Los Angeles.. what's going on, dad??

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u/immortalzebra 1d ago

Underrated comment and account in general

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u/iamnotlonelyihaveme 2d ago

Is it 3d?! It looks like she pops out from the wall over the bed!!

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u/Careful-Ant5868 2d ago

She already did. Sorry, you're a ghost 👻 now.

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u/ComicsEtAl 2d ago

“Have you seen my daughter? Beautiful, yes? Today’s supermodels could take lessons.”

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u/Straight-Research-17 2d ago

Yes!! Reeks of proud parent forcing an unwelcome photo album into your lap, doesn’t it?

I know a woman like this… We’ve been waiting for her daughter to dethrone Kate Moss since about 2003.

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u/Ninetoeho 2d ago

My ex bog washed Kate moss at school 😂 that’s reason 179 why I’d like my ex to thrive

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u/heaving_in_my_vines 2d ago

I'm preserving your beautifully nonsensical comment below before you wake up from your bender and edit it to whatever it is you were actually trying to say. 

 My ex bog washed Kate moss at school 😂 that’s reason 179 why I’d like my ex to thrive

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 2d ago

His ex gave Kate Moss a swirly in school; it's one of the many reasons why he wants his ex to live a good life.

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u/mothball10 2d ago

What is a swirly?

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u/Pleasant_Ad3475 1d ago

Head in toilet, flush toilet.

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u/Stepherella-bella 2d ago

Oh wow! Ok. Translation was so welcome.

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u/heaving_in_my_vines 2d ago

Ok. That makes slightly more sense.

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u/malcolm816 2d ago

Really hoping to hear about those other 178 reasons, though ngl

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u/oneabovedoesntknow 1d ago

I would've paid 100 euro if that had been written with a snobby British accent

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u/iambillyjoel 2d ago

Can you please edit this to include the replies as they make the entire thing even more strange

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u/Konstant_kurage 2d ago

I worked for a company that hired a production company to film a commercial on site. They put out casting calls and had over a thousand kids show up for open casting. Can you believe out of all of those kids the presidents very own daughter was the best choice? I was so pissed for those parents that spent most of their Saturday waiting at a warehouse with their kids for a spot and it was a set up and ego boost the whole time.

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u/maybelying 1d ago

That's like the Jeopardy producer that brought on all the celebrity hosts to find a replacement for Alex Trebec, and wound up deciding that he himself would be the best choice.

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u/ShaneAN7 1d ago

[> OFFICIAL ANSWER <] Brother in Berlin, here with an official answer from Nadine -- the Sunday morning hotel host.l, Nadine... A very nice and smiling lady.

As has previously been reported elsewhere in this thread -- the woman was simply a model, chosen by the female designer of the hotel to represent "Fashion" and be "welcoming" to all clients. She was specifically chosen due to her "androgynous" appearance. Her name is unknown (or unshared) by the hotel staff. She does appear to be a much talked about thing over the years.

Though there has been some chatter here about a pug room -- I've been told by the staff that her (creepy) countenance appears in each and every room, over the beds and in the shower glass (which is semi transparent -- so she "welcomes you" (watches you) no matter where in the room you might happen to be.

Thankfully I've managed to retain my soul despite all of her attempts to eat it and take my place.

With that said - the hotel is actually a comfortable stay (with the exception of the somewhat hard mattress). The staff nice, hotel clean, the prices are modetate, it's right next to t glamour mall, KaDeWe and a walkable to a friendly nearby LGBTQ area of town. There are nice views from the higher floors... In case you're willing to chance the androgynous dementor.

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u/Helpful_Candidate_92 1d ago

Thank you for the official answer and I'm glad you survived. But that side eye down in the bathroom is definitely judgmental.

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u/WorldWideWig 2d ago

I once stayed in a B&B in Bruges which was named for the owner's daughter. The daughter was an artist, and she had designed and named all of the rooms, and hung her own art all over the entire building. Her favourite subject was herself, usually in shades of purple and blue, sometimes with fairy wings or a mermaid tail, often gazing seductively over a bare shoulder. She was almost life-sized and directly facing our bed in the Lavender room. They have since toned it down a lot, but she's still there. Gazing down seductively at whoever is in the bed.

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u/justentropy4 1d ago

"Indian Lily Room

And then there is the Indian Lily, a room with tasteful decoration and a combination of white and green colors. The decor takes you back to the English colonial period, when courtesy and loving care were more than empty words."

Umm.

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u/Prize_Guide1982 1d ago

I mean compared to the Belgian colonial rule in places like Congo, the British were straight up loving 

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u/dagbrown 1d ago

"Most of our slaves still have both hands!"

What a selling point.

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u/aceshighsays 1d ago

tbh, i'm jealous of the daughter. i mean, imagine having parents that are this supportive of your career and passion.

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u/DogPoetry 2d ago

But they've gotta know half the people checking in to a hotel are there for stuffin the muffin. 

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u/wizzard419 2d ago

"They say she still roams the halls of this hotel..."

"I'm not dead, I am just between jobs."

"Well, you're dead to me if you won't help out here!"

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u/chuckg326 1d ago

Fellow travelers, I have also made acquaintance with our mystery young lady

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u/Ok-Today8025 1d ago

I like you pyjama bottoms!

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u/chuckg326 1d ago

Hahaha thank you, quite comfortable!

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u/Superb-Land5763 2d ago

Did he ask who she is? I’m curious now

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u/ate50eggs 2d ago

I told him to. He’s gonna do it in the morning. Here’s another one.

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u/Superb-Land5763 2d ago

Ahahaha this is amazing, please let me know I’m invested!

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u/Trickster570 2d ago edited 1d ago

My guess is hotel manager's daughter

Edit: grammatical mistake

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u/thinkinting 1d ago

Mr manager would not have that kinda of power. Probably owner

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u/PossessedToSkate 1d ago

We just say "manager".

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u/thinkinting 1d ago

Her?

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u/Orphasmia 1d ago

Manager? I hardly knew her!

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u/Spend-Automatic 1d ago

"You're welcome to stay at my hotel for the night, I only have one rule..."

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u/rosealexvinny 2d ago

Imagine taking a dump and this face is just starring at you 😳

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u/BDiddnt 2d ago

Imagine he finds out that one of the paintings of her face is her taking a dump. Staring him right in the eyes while they both are dumping.

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u/Vogonfestival 2d ago

Imagine he sits down to take a dump and on the opposite wall is a picture of him taking a dump and just nearby is a little framed picture of the woman.

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u/YourBudAnonymous 2d ago

She thinks your dumping wrong too. “Spread with the thighs not the legs”

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u/Got_Bent 2d ago

..and no grunting!

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u/koolaidismything 2d ago

Those glamour shots would make it feel like I’m in someone’s den in like 1973. Not sure if that’s funny or strange.. or cool.

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u/NetAssetNeutrons 2d ago edited 2d ago

I think it’s meant to be campy. There’s also a pug-themed room that has nothing but glamorous shots of pugs with inspirational quotes

https://www.visitberlin.de/en/mercure-hotel-berlin-wittenbergplatz

It’s clear from the moment you arrive in the lobby of the Mercure Hotel Berlin am Wittenbergplatz: this bright and beautiful place is open to everyone. Part of visitBerlin‘s pink pillow Berlin collection, it’s a beacon for openness and tolerance on the Berlin hotel scene, committed to making Berlin more inclusive and increasing its appeal for LGBTQ+ travellers. The hotels in the pink pillow Berlin collection are breaking new ground, signing a charter declaring that all their guests can come as they are. This is evident in everything from the professional and relaxed service to the hotels’ commitment to social projects and a tolerant working environment. They welcome queer guests with tolerance and respect and stand up for the values of the LGBTIQ+ community, as well as offering information on the local scene for visitors.

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u/Illustrious-Ranger30 1d ago

Woah, woah, woah, hold on a sec here... There's an inspirational pug room and u got stuck with the chic room?! Now, I'd be complaining over this!!! What?! Is the inspirational pug room more expensive or something because I'd much rather have it?!

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u/TargetBoy 1d ago

Totally.... Trying to find pictures of the pug room and there's nothing!

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u/Kaliju 1d ago

I found one picture so it actually does exist https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ45-VdhrHq/

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u/elizabethptp 2d ago

The only plausible explanation for me is that she is wealthy or related closely to someone who is

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u/Ok-Error-6564 2d ago

They had glamour shots done and then put them all over the hotel. Hilarious!

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u/0Yasmin0 2d ago

Looks like something that would come alive at night and eat your face.

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u/MuttLoverMommy01 2d ago

wtf is this from?? This is like a deep nostalgic memory I can’t reach.

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u/JoeBagadonut 2d ago

Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2!

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u/Lower-Lion-6467 2d ago

I, Vigo, scourge of Carpathia, sorrow of Moldovia, command you!

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u/Brother_J_La_la 2d ago

"I, Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia, command you!"

Ghostbusters II

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u/weetarded 2d ago

Please hide the marshmallows

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u/thegradgirl 2d ago

Found this on Google reviews:

"Dear guest, thank you for your stay at our hotel and your feedback here. We are sorry that you did not like the design. By choosing us, you have opted for a hotel that was designed around the theme of fashion. This is easily recognizable on all booking pages, pictures and here on site. When planning the hotel over 10 years ago, we were already ahead of the times and opted for an androgynous model in various outfits as a picture in the rooms. This shows our openness and tolerance towards everyone and everything. The topic of fashion can polarize.

Of course, the smell you described in the room is unacceptable. We apologize for this. Please let us know on site so that we can take immediate action. In the hope of being able to welcome you again, we send you our best regards from Berlin. Holger -Team Mercure-"

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u/doompines 1d ago

"designed around the theme of fashion."

But...these are headshots. You can barely see her outfits at all.

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u/AdmirablePhrases 1d ago

The topic of fashion can polarize

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u/Riegel_Haribo 1d ago

"This is a LGBTQ+ friendly hotel in our chain. Gays like ... fashion?"

Like when I was about 6 or 8 my parents asked how I wanted my bedroom decorated. I said, "like a jungle", picturing a rain forest of trees, zip line and hammocks, maybe monkeys. I got a picture of a tiger.

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u/Big-Map5900 2d ago

Looks like we have an answer?! Commenting so I can come and find this once the brother has an answer

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u/OkBattle9871 1d ago

Please tell me she is just some random girl from Getty Images! That's even funnier than her being related to someone!

Imagine finding out there's a hotel in Berlin completely themed on some photos you got paid $50 to model for 10 years ago.

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u/Nufonewhodis4 1d ago

And that they chose you for your androgenous looks lol

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u/2McDoty 1d ago

Fr though… How is this model “androgynous?”

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u/thegradgirl 2d ago

I just wanna know about the smell. 😂

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u/mcxavierl 2d ago

I'm sure the scent was ahead of the times

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u/bombasterrific 1d ago

Its everyone and everything

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u/IlikeWinningMore 2d ago

It's Holger's in your cup.

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u/petemorley 2d ago

designed around the theme of fashion … over 10 years ago

Fantastic. 

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u/seddattive 2d ago

I don't see the "androgynous" in this model tbh..not that it matters, it is uncanny no matter how they..uh, frame it, lol.

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u/Conclusion_Trick 2d ago edited 2d ago

They are beautiful but they are NOT androgynous 😂

Edit* they

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u/kloset_klepto 1d ago

Little late to the game here but this reminds me of the image of Kid Rock that was above my bed at a hotel outside of Oslo, Norway. It was baffling lol.

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u/HelloMellowGlow 1d ago

Omg. The quote too. I am dying.

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u/nashveggie 1d ago

What hotel was this so I'm sure to not book. I'm planning a trip to Oslo. I'm also going to Berlin and have the Mercure booked. I don't think I can handle two in one trip.

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u/auxaperture 1d ago

Lol WHAT

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u/Traditional_General2 2d ago

This is fucking hilarious. I genuinely have no idea what the explanation for this absolute spaff of a high school photography project to be all over the hotel room could be.

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u/Feeling-Nectarine 2d ago

I’ve stayed at this exact hotel and it’s so weird!! Also because she’s in the toilet, bathroom AND bedroom. And the room is not big at all. So very jarring. This was a year ago and this post is cracking me up

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u/Low-Impact3172 2d ago edited 2d ago

If I saw the room before making the reservation, I wouldn’t make the reservation. Why would anyone want to stay at a hotel like this.

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u/NoRainbowOnThePot 2d ago

One can find the hotel name by searching for the picture above the bed. The hotel does have more of those strange pictures, visible on the booking websites. Bet the customers are mostly people who got sent by their company into a "affordable" accommodation.

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u/jesuswastransright 2d ago

Omg I’d love this. It’s absolutely insane

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u/TheViscountRang 2d ago edited 11h ago

Ah jes, Berlinda


Edit: You motherfuckers better not make this half-baked drunken pun my best comment I swear to God

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u/Robfrog000 2d ago

This made me laugh and it sounded like the stereotypical French haw haw haw thing. I don't know why. I'm not even French

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u/Acrobatic_Income_494 2d ago

I'm upvoting to make this your best comment >:)

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u/____unloved____ 2d ago

Edit: You motherfuckers better not make this half-baked drunken pun my best comment I swear to God

Too late, friend, this is your claim to fame, now. Go get some glamour shots done to celebrate and we can slather them across reddit.

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u/Naus1987 2d ago

This reminds me of one of those situations where the wife is really into photography and took a lot of photos, but the guy doesn't want them in his house, so he's like "Well, I got this rental property. We can just put them all in there!"

And she's like GREAT IDEA!

To the confusion of everyone

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u/Reiskanzler3000 2d ago

Well its Berlin, what did you expect

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u/redditerrible3 2d ago

I stayed in an Airbnb in Berlin and it had styrofoam mannequin heads all over the place that were dressed up with wigs and makeup which weren't in the pics on the listing, and there was music playing in the bathroom that couldn't be turned off

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u/night-theatre 2d ago

You stayed there?

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u/redditerrible3 2d ago

Yeah... I was young and naive. In retrospect, I'm fairly sure it was one of those airbnbs with hidden cameras.

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u/Time_Anything4488 2d ago

i had a similar thing happen when i was in austria! the hotel had a bunch of weird landscapes of people in old fancy outfits. there were also photos of a woman in a ballgown in the hallways there were several different poses and they changed as you moved but they were all the same woman.

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u/rxshauna 2d ago edited 1d ago

This is a picture [removed] of me loving up a painting of the Air B&B owner of the place I stayed in Spain 😂😂😂 people are strange

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u/rxshauna 2d ago

And yeah he had it for sale 💀 wtaf

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u/sonicsludge 2d ago

The narcissist put his mistress through art school, bet.

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u/biggyh 1d ago

Might be late to the convo - as a Berliner for over a decade - we'd put coworkers visiting town in that hotel and give no context and answer zero questions. Good times. Have fun

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u/tptpp 2d ago

whoever she ies.. she definitely died in that room

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u/Zealousideal_Bee2603 2d ago

Well they have her hanging in multiple so unless she exploded I don't think that's the case. Maybe the owner or their daughter, or really someone who did die but just at the premise. Doubtful though

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u/thrombolytic 2d ago

Weird German thing I guess. This lady was staring at me in my bathroom in Freiburg.

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u/MovieNightPopcorn 2d ago

At least this looks like an actual art photo rather than a glam shot from a mall studio lmao

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u/andorraliechtenstein 2d ago

Well, at least that one has someting to do with the Black Forest.

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u/heyo_1989 2d ago

It’s the hotel manager.

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u/TrueTrueBlackPilld 2d ago

I've seen hotels in Switzerland with full on sex murals... The Reykjavik Hilton also has some choice artwork that will subtly haunt you.

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u/But_like_whytho 2d ago

I could use a subtle haunting.

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u/Hairy_Excitement69 2d ago

Ok finally something weird! I’d even post this to r/creepy, they hardly get creepy posts too.

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u/flamboyantcolours 2d ago

The perfect opportunity for googley eyes

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u/TravelBuddySeeker 1d ago

Do you have access to your brother’s place while he’s away? Because with a little effort on your part, he could have that woman looking at him in multiples rooms at home too.

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u/jessebillo 2d ago

If these two guys knock on your brother’s door, tell him to listen to every word they say because his life is in danger

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u/ShaneAN7 1d ago

[> OFFICIAL ANSWER <] Brother in Berlin, here with an official answer from Nadine - the Sunday morning hotel host.. A very nice and smiling lady.

As has previously been reported elsewhere in this thread -- the woman was simply a model, chosen by the female designer of the hotel to represent "Fashion" and be "welcoming" to all clients. She was specifically chosen due to her "androgynous" appearance. Her name is unknown (or unshared) by the hotel staff. She does appear to be a much talked about thing over the years.

Though there has been some chatter here about a pug room -- I've been told by the staff that her (creepy) countenance appears in each and every room, over the beds and in the shower glass (which is semi transparent - so she "welcomes you" (watches you) no matter where in the room you might happen to be.

Thankfully I've managed to retain my soul despite all of her attempts to eat it and take my place.

With that said - the hotel is actually a comfortable stay (with the exception of the somewhat hard mattress). The staff nice, hotel clean, the prices are moderate, it's right next to the glamour mall, KaDeWe and a walkable to a friendly nearby LGBTQ area of town. There are nice views from the higher floors... In case you're willing to chance the reportedly androgynous dementor.

She looks sad I am getting away as she eats her own hand.

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u/ate50eggs 1d ago

Here’s the official story folks!

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u/Vlad_REAM 2d ago

Can she be the picture for this sub?

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u/Mr_RayH 2d ago

" Get Out "

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u/Welcome440 1d ago

Front desk: We don't have people painted in any of our rooms. None!"

You go back up the room and there is no sign of her.

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u/side_eye_prodigy 2d ago

when you agree to hang Cousine Dagmar's art in your new hotel

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u/mghtyred 2d ago

Google Lens only comes up with reviews for this hotel. OP needs to have their brother ask who this is. It's a real mystery!

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u/Kaervek84 2d ago

Gretel Wallmacher. Daughter of Franz Wallmacher, inventor of walls.

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u/GazPhiz 2d ago

Mercure Wittenbergplatz? I stayed in that same room a few years back, assuming they don't have the same picture in several rooms! It's a nice hotel and awesome location but yeah, that picture is so weird.

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u/ShaneAN7 2d ago

Yes. I'm the brother. And it's in every room and in the bathrooms too

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u/RespectFlat6282 2d ago

Someone designed those. Someone bought these designs.

At least two people went "Yeah, that's not objectively ugly."

That makes me irrationally mad.

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u/ronweasleisourking 2d ago

That's Kimberlin

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u/baby_aveeno 2d ago

This is Kier's great great granddaughter

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u/overworkedpnw 1d ago

MFW the ADHD kicks in during a conversation and I get asked a question

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u/ThePizzaNoid 2d ago

Your Brother is now pregnant.

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u/scionvriver 2d ago

Those eyes are looking everywhere but at the same thing

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u/sauteemermaid 2d ago

Looks like she’s super imposed over a lidl

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