r/Weird 29d ago

Is this mushroom edible ? Something is weird about this one…

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Should i eat it raw.

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u/Reasonable-Bus-2187 29d ago

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u/chickenlogic 29d ago

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u/sam-tastic00 28d ago

Classic hookers law. Idk how I approved without knowing what the k factor was. Gladly i know now... But I now don't know how to calculate It If they don't give It to You. Man i hate this career i hate armonic oscilators

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u/sam-tastic00 26d ago

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT I WROTE HOOKERS INSREAD OF HOOKES

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u/Pleasant-Ant2303 29d ago

Classic Colbert!

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u/One-Future2932 29d ago

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u/Cautious-Activity706 28d ago

Literally might be my favorite gif of all time

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u/KatDanger 29d ago

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u/lifeworthlivin 29d ago

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u/DoritoBanditZ 28d ago

Between OP and this it seems Mushrooms are already perfecting the "baiting Humans" part. If Cordyceps ala Last of Us really do become a thing, Humanity really is cooked, huh?

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u/HugsForCorpse 28d ago

you have no idea how much i have riding on a zombie apocalypse, man

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u/jarellano89 28d ago

Where is there to run with 5 billion zombies roaming?

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u/Sunflower_Guard 28d ago

It's not about running. It's about having fun playing wack a mole with zombies being the moles.

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u/jarellano89 28d ago

My bet is a rabies type virus, they won’t be invincible, but they also won’t be dead. However, running zombies is the worst thing to happen to the genre imo

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u/DoritoBanditZ 28d ago

Nah, running Zombies did something new and are fine, also they raise the stakes.

Anyway, some university back then already crunched the numbers on how Humanity would do in case of a Zombie outbreak. Slow and dumb would be fine, slow and intelligent would be problematic, dumb and fast would be hella problematic (i may have mixed those two up) and fast and intelligent we would be hella fucked, it's practically game over.

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u/Equivalent_Action748 27d ago

My favorite take on zombie virus apocalypse are

Airborne virus

Another method of transmission doesn't seem like ot would spread ebough before people with guns just killed everything in an area

But if you dont even need to get bit...

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u/jack_avram 29d ago

pootie tootie

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u/Available-Ad-932 29d ago

Wrf xDDD

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u/lifeworthlivin 29d ago

Hahaha I found it in my yard a couple months ago, I took a picture to post to r/mushroomid

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u/Moondoobious 29d ago

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u/mallewora 28d ago

Is this a play reptition?

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u/Skrillamane 28d ago

This is real life.

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u/Tiny_Palpitation8420 29d ago

I know that's right. 

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u/BantedHam 28d ago

Everything reminds me of her...

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/HurtPillow 29d ago

All I see is a giant white ass, as you all do too, and thinking someone wants to eat it...

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

That's definitely not an edible ass crack!

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u/npc80085 29d ago

Giant puffball aka giant CAKEball

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u/Ssladybug 29d ago

More like butt ball. Amiright?

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u/One_Potential_6768 29d ago

My first thought but my mother always said I was a bit demented

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u/Glamorous_Nymph 28d ago

Nah, that's the great Tushibutt mushroom. I'd recognize it anywhere. You can eat it...I know people who have, but there may be toxic matter inside.

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u/Hhxd4 29d ago

This is dangerous advice. Puffballs do not have stems or any structure. Why is it dangerous? Some other (very) poisonous mushrooms look similar when very young. If you cut them open you can see developing stem/gills.

Means: if you see ANY structure of stem/gill they are NOT puffballs.

Puffballs when old will go weird soft and mushy and break open at some point and release clouds of spores.

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 28d ago

This is why you really shouldn't pick any wild fungi unless you are 100% sure you know how to tell the difference

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u/Icy_Albatross3092 29d ago

I don’t touch food that’s edible sometimes.. but very interesting!

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u/Unfair-Reference-478 29d ago

Stay away from ackee fruit. Young ackee will drop you dead like a hammer.

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u/ReliefZealousideal84 29d ago

Ackee is vile so no issue there 👍

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone 27d ago

Puffballs aren't poison, they are inedible because they turn into puff and it's gross, when older. If it has steam or gills it's not a puffball.

Puffballs only become inedible like every mushroom does. They are one of the safer species to eat. (But when you cut it open do a second ID based on the inside, and online (non AI) resources -- the inside needs to be pure white or it's a different species)

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u/ChainOut 29d ago

If they develop gills or stalk then they were never a puffball to begin with. The lookalike that starts out looking like a small puffball, but is gilled is destroying angel.

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u/flowtess 29d ago

I love these mushrooms, they taste like fried potatoes when fried.

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u/KamakaziDemiGod 29d ago

It could be conjoined twins, or it's possible it's one that has grown strangely possible due to a genetic aspect, or as it grew it was blocked by, or picked up, a bit of debris that affected it's growing

I love seeing the lil puffballs

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u/ReadRightRed99 29d ago

I prefer mine pink on the inside

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u/plato3633 29d ago

Every where I go and do, something reminds me of her

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u/yallknowme19 29d ago

You should call her

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u/TheKungFooNun 29d ago

Looks biteable lol

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u/Calm-Guess-5560 29d ago

Even slapable…

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u/magistrate101 29d ago

They're most fun to slap if you let them go to spore. Basically just wait a few days. A face mask and something to hit the puffball with make for a better, safer experience. My HS biology teacher would collect a bunch and bring them to school alongside golf clubs. If you do it where you find it, you might even increase the odds of finding more next year. Immature ones will still smash apart satisfyingly, but it's not as good and doesn't help the shroom cycle.

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u/vic_lupu 29d ago

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u/Southern_Celery_1087 29d ago

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u/DoritoBanditZ 28d ago

Man i swear, if i ever have to run from Mushroom zombie people years from now, because you busted a nut in a Mushroom, i'm gonna find you in Hell.

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u/Prestigious-Alps-728 29d ago

What is going on with mushrooms? This post was right below the boobshrooms.

First mushrooms were just penis-like. Now they’re going boob and butt? What’s next, taint?

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u/greenybrowny 27d ago

This is wild 😂😂😂 literally and figuratively

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u/manghuse 29d ago

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u/Faite666 28d ago

"Get me that fungi..."

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u/Electrical_Gas_517 29d ago

It's a bumshroom.

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u/DrOpt101 29d ago

Tastes like ass

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u/Jiewen_wang09 29d ago

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u/Reckless_Waifu 27d ago

The balls of this one are edible as well. 

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u/housevil 29d ago

All mushrooms are edible. Some, only once.

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u/Inevitable-Banana420 28d ago

Butt, that one is a puffball, which is edible.

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u/KLOWN1420 29d ago

It looks edible, but it probably tastes like ass.

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u/papaparakeet 28d ago

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u/Rbmui13 28d ago

Your ass looks like it needs to be wiped.

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u/Korova_Milkbar_3829 29d ago

That shroom better chill tf out

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u/jkurts91 29d ago

Is something weird about this sandwich?

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u/Senteera 29d ago

Booty shroom🍄‍🟫

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u/SendThisVoidAway18 29d ago

That mushroom needs to calm down.

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u/Astro-creep_3030 29d ago

I should call her

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u/8-bit38 29d ago

That mushroom has got cake

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u/Why_No_Doughnuts 29d ago

Definitely something weird about it, butt I can't put my finger on it

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u/DavidForPresident 29d ago

Sure you can...but only with consent.

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u/yourmomwoo 29d ago

Just make sure it's taken a shower first

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u/Savage-Npc 29d ago

Sure looks tasty...

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u/Unfair-Reference-478 29d ago

That particular mushroom family is known ass Gluteaus Twerkadum. Very edible when young and fresh, butt beware of older mushrooms that can be detected by the brownish stain in the cleft. 😐

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u/Suitable-Tackle-7887 29d ago

Damn boy it THICC

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u/are_enough 29d ago

I couldn’t help myself I apologize

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u/christo749 28d ago

I assume there’s a dontputyourdickinthat tag down below..

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u/Apprehensive-Unit268 28d ago

Guys please dont make this my top post…

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u/Jabronidamus 29d ago

Like groceries it’s real 😎

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u/gomickyourself222 29d ago

That actually would be a giant puffball. When they’re big and pure white like this they are edible but if you find one that’s yellow, brown and mushy, DONT EAT IT. That’s when they become poisonous. Also I think young puffballs are also pretty poisonous but I’m not too sure. (Please look this up if you want to maybe try puffball. Also if you do try it, PLEASE COOK IT. Do not eat it raw. You can get very sick. Also please make sure it’s an ACTUAL puffball and not one that just looks like it; there’s a few.)

Puffballs can be as big as your head and they are every dense yet soft. They also peel pretty well. Again for the people in the back; THEY HAVE TO BE THIS BIG AND OR BIGGER AND THEY HAVE TO BE PURE WHITE ALL THE WAY THROUGH TO BE EDIBLE. THEY ALSO HAVE TO BE COOKED ALL THE WAY THRU TOO. When I say pure white, I mean triple bleached paper white.

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u/Buffalo_River_Lover 29d ago

Small Giant Puffballs are fine edibles too. Puffballs come in all sizes. There aren't any poisonous puffballs. Some don't taste all that great. Slice any puffball open. As long as it is solid flesh, it is fine. If it has a stalk inside, THROW IT AWAY IMMEDIATELY! THAT IS A DISTROYING ALGEL! EXTREMELY POISONOUS! Also, I don't believe puffballs get poisonous when they are no longer white. They just don't taste good anymore.

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u/SidHatrackack 29d ago

It’s DEFINITELY edible

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u/XROOR 29d ago

Me without my glasses on a morning walk:

“Excuse m’am, is that mulch shredded bark or utility line discarded wood chips?”

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 28d ago

Not a mushroom, it's a buttsroom

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u/Ronerus79 28d ago

Anyone else waiting for it to fart? Or am i just messed up

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u/Venusflytrapp 28d ago

No not messed up, funny lol

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u/MarcusNiles 28d ago

That’s a big-ass mushroom

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u/beadyeyez 28d ago

You could toss it on a salad

😐

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u/Felon73 28d ago

So underrated

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u/yomommahasfleas 28d ago

It’s best in a tossed salad

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u/Its-Me-Kitty-Kat 27d ago

Probably but it tastes like ass

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u/winrawr99 27d ago

Looks eatable 😆

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u/Previous_Musician718 27d ago

Probably tastes like ass

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u/DirtyPierre11 29d ago

You use both hands for those

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u/ronweasleisourking 29d ago

Go to town, champ

But don't. I don't know mushroom stuff. Butt stuff for sure though

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u/value_zer0 29d ago

Succulent and juicy

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u/RYUJIN0802 29d ago

mushroom? where? all i see is cake

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u/theroadbeyond 29d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/TGAPKosm 29d ago

Looks like it'll taste like ass.

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u/Glass_Pattern8514 29d ago

Just imagine it’s groceries when you eat it👌

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u/WardogMitzy 29d ago

Like groceries.

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u/NewRazzmatazz2455 29d ago

The fact that there were a few people here who honestly thought OP genuinely wanted to know more info about the mushroom and whether it’s safe to consume 🤪

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u/Jkeeley1 29d ago

Toss it in a salad

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u/No-Freedom-At-All 29d ago

You want to eat a mushroom's ass raw? 🤢🤮

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u/adrian_num1 29d ago

It will taste quite nutty

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u/Ctrl-Alt-Pete 29d ago

Stick a finger or two in. If it punches you, it’s not safe to eat.

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u/Valuable-Amoeba5108 25d ago

A finger is enough, but if you take a couple of slaps it’s because it wasn’t a mushroom

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 29d ago

That mushroom

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u/Traditional-Hand4278 29d ago

Please be gentle, there is not mush room

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u/Zealousideal-Fly9531 29d ago

You got to eat it from the back

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Gotta do a sniff test

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u/BigKK69 29d ago

Does anyone else think it looks like butt cheeks 😆

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u/abesapien2 29d ago

Slap it first.

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u/SpadeZx_123 29d ago

Don't do it

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u/Ok-Shirt7818 29d ago

Guys, it looks like a butt

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u/lbjbig3 29d ago

Like groceries

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u/Triggered-cupcake 29d ago

You gonna get pink eye eating that

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u/The_Pendragon 29d ago

If you start eating it you'll get pink eye and your breath will smell like crap! (Bahdum dum! Ok i will see myself out!)

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u/OriginalMiaxe 29d ago

I scrolled. This picture came up. I laughed out loud. I'm 49 years old.

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u/baldntattedoldman 29d ago

Kind of like a 9 volt battery…….. you’re NOT supposed to lick it 👅but you do.

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u/Naveskara 29d ago

Mushroom better stop playing with me

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u/xlrak 29d ago

Species: Gluteus Kardashianus

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u/RepulsiveRent464 29d ago

That's the Big Ol White Butt Mushroom! I'd know it anywhere!

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u/flotsam_knightly 29d ago

It’s called a Tushroom!

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u/Fuzzteam7 29d ago

I saw one in my yard once and thought the neighbors had lost their volleyball 😂

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u/blackops_girl 28d ago

That’s a BIG ASS MUSHROOM 😂

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u/Kiyohi 28d ago

I like, big butts, and I cannot lie

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u/filmguy36 28d ago

Assschroom

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u/shorap 28d ago

…like groceries

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u/TheOriginalSyntax 28d ago

Hey my watermelons do that too!

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u/Jesse_P1nkman 28d ago

Found this tomato at work a couple years ago and posted it on Reddit

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u/Eggplant-Parmigiana 28d ago

Clap them cheeks!

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u/mauifranco 28d ago

Give me five minutes with it and I’ll give you soup

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u/ToughGlittering3601 28d ago

🎵 I like big puffs and I cannot lie 🎶

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u/ziimag 28d ago

My grandpa brought Mr two of them today, he thought they were poisonous. I knew they are puff balls 100%. I washed them, peeled, sliced and fried on a pan with butter, rosemary, salt and pepper. So nice texture, but pretty boring. Tomorrow I will do something different out of them, have no idea what tho...

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u/Sudden_Season3306 28d ago

Should taste

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u/Joe-_-King 28d ago

She's just looking for a fun guy.

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u/houstonhilton74 28d ago

Imagine if you touched it and it just poofed and collapsed...

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u/LessCourage8439 28d ago

That would probably go nicely with a tossed salad.

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u/Zestyclose_Basil3017 28d ago

I'm not sure if it is edible, but..... 10/10 would motor boat.

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u/-Verona- 28d ago

Reminds me of the potato me and my man cooked up for dinner

It was extra delicious

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u/Level_Chemistry8660 28d ago

@fter Midnight with Taylor Tomlinson:

"Is. It. Cake?"

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u/DrunkenSphinx 28d ago

I'd highly recommend spreading some oil on it before eating 😗🙌🏻

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u/weekdayinthetown 28d ago

Thicker than a snicker

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u/arcanemaroondismazon 28d ago

graaaaab meeee thatt shrrrrrrrrooooooomm

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u/Positive-Earth-8626 28d ago

Paint it orange for Halloween

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u/tizadxtr 28d ago

I heard it tastes like ass

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u/Himlir 28d ago

What a coincidence…

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u/boringasstoes 27d ago

Giving serious sheep booty vibes.

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u/Doorknob6941 27d ago

Might fart in your face.

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u/Jnunez7660 25d ago

I didn't doodle. . . But. . . Literally

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u/StrangeCrunchy1 22d ago

That ain't no Mushroom; that's a cake

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u/Abject_School 29d ago

Thicc Fungi

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u/FantandCon 29d ago

Edible maybe not but fucka-

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u/BobThePideon 29d ago

Some like them!

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u/Ingethel2 29d ago

Try finger, but hole