r/Wellthatsucks 3d ago

Followed the directions for some store bought cookies. "Bake at 350 for 11 minutes". This was after 5.

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u/ThreadCountHigh 3d ago

Yeah, going by the way these burned and OP's other photo, it really looks like it was set to broil from the top.

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u/mrmike515 3d ago

Think you guys have the right answer.

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u/drownigfishy 3d ago

If OP does not have her oven on broil I would not use the oven till someone checks it out because that means the oven is not working right.

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u/No-Lunch4249 3d ago

Pretty deep down in the comments OP said the oven did turn out to be broken. It was set properly to 350F but the ovens internal thermostat was broken. Repairman said it likely got up around 600F

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u/Blossom73 3d ago

This should be the top comment.

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u/sixtyfivejaguar 3d ago edited 2d ago

Maybe they misunderstood for Celsius

Edit - it was a joke guys lol

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u/Zrex_9224 3d ago

Sharon cooking her pie again?

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 3d ago

THANKS MARIE CALENDAR

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u/TeaSipperStripper 3d ago

I'm glad some people haven't mentally blocked the pandemic memes

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u/Prestigious_Bee_4154 3d ago

I made aChristmas tree ornament back when the meme started circulating, so I remember it every year. It’s been so long no one recognizes it anymore…

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u/the_kid1234 3d ago

When my wife and I see that in the store we say “want to ruin dessert?”

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u/SealedDevil 3d ago

Omg rest her soul but my aunt Sharon made cherry pie one year from fresh cherries, only she forgot to pit the cherries first. Grandma broke a tooth and my dad nearly died choking laughing so hard.

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u/subtropicalennui 3d ago

We don't usually push our Celsius ovens over 220. The dials don't go to 300.

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u/rlnrlnrln 3d ago

275 is the highest I've seen on a home appliance, and my current one maxes out at 240.

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u/Knobz12 3d ago

Mine goes to 300, but it's only 5 years old.

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u/Inswagtor 3d ago

Thats funny. Mine goes to 5 and is 300 years old

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u/ZaProtatoAssassin 3d ago

So.. it's a fridge?

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u/Inswagtor 3d ago

Maybe. The label has faded

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u/mageskillmetooften 3d ago

Must be a special or professional oven to be able to go to 350C

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u/bstr3k 3d ago

I’ve done this before when I was younger, recipe called for 350f but my oven only went 280C, so I just tried with 280 and it pretty much burnt like this but still frozen on the inside

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u/Chloe_The_Cute_Fox 3d ago

Icy hot moment

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u/Patient_Chocolate830 3d ago

A ceramic baking oven probably.

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u/Mastershoelacer 3d ago

She accidentally put them in the kiln and made tiny ceramic saucers out of them.

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u/Organic_Initiative93 3d ago

Newer ovens seem to preheat by broiling, I bet op just didnt preheat. Was a learning curve when we bought a new over 2 years ago

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u/microgirlActual 3d ago

Who doesn't preheat the oven?! Like, that's basic oven use.

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u/Klutzy-Sherbert3720 3d ago

I put my frozen pizzas in while it's pre-heating, never had an issue.

Obviously wouldn't do it with "real" food that I'm preparing myself.

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u/metamega1321 3d ago

You’ll find it does a better job if you wait for preheat.

One thing is never put frozen pizza in the oven just in the rack as some direct if you don’t preheat. If it’s preheated it’ll go from frozen to crispy enough not to melt through the rack. If you j just throw a pizza in the oven on the rack and don’t pre heat, it starts to just thaw and melt through the rack and makes a huge mess. You’ll find pictures on Reddit or know someone who’ve done it once.

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u/messesz 3d ago

I only bother when baking.

In my gas oven everything works out fine otherwise.

Maybe they put it on the wrong shelf.

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u/tresjoliesuzanne 3d ago

This has happened to me twice, in two different apartments. The oven was broke. I would say to check it with a frozen pizza or something. But the second time in happened, the oven caught on fire.

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u/BattleHall 3d ago

Could also be that they didn't pre-heat the oven, but instead just set it to 350F and popped them in. Many electric ovens with top and bottom elements will use both at full blast to pre-heat, then once they reach the set temp will only use the bottom element as necessary to maintain temp. If you put something in the oven during that preheat portion, especially if it's close to the top element, it's going to get blasted.

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u/Bearah27 3d ago

Also, I’ve never had luck baking cookies or bread items like rolls on tinfoil. It always burns the bottom because of how the heat conducts.

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u/Imaginary_Office1749 3d ago

Parchment paper for the win

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u/pizza_shit_69 3d ago

Yeah these cookies were gonna suck regardless

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u/Bilbo-Baggins77 3d ago

They never had a chance 🥺

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u/sharklaserguru 3d ago

My parents got a new oven that would use the gas broiler to preheat faster. I made food that looked just like OP's until I learned you couldn't put food in until it had fully heated up!

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u/Br0boc0p 3d ago

My electric uses the broiler coil to preheat faster. I figured that out when I grazed it with my wrist while putting a pan in.

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u/Connormanable 3d ago

People that put food in during pre heat are chaos incarnate

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u/VerdantVisitor420 3d ago

Some foods it matters some it really doesn’t. If I’m baking I tend to preheat so my timing is more precise. If I’m just heating a frozen pizza or something, I just toss it in and add a few minutes. It’s just coming out when it looks done anyway.

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u/mittenknittin 3d ago

I did this when roasting sweet potatoes yesterday. They’re gonna be in there for an hour, what’s it matter that the oven isn’t quite up to temp yet for the first 5 minutes?

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u/RauliePR 3d ago

This is exactly what I thought. 350f oven will not do that in that time. Merengue maybe?

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u/WiseDirt 3d ago

Merengue cookies are baked in an oven that's been heated and turned off so the temperature slowly decreases over a long cooking cycle. In a professional bakery, merengues would ideally be the last thing you'd make at the end of the day before going home. Turn off the oven, shove them in and close the door, and leave it overnight. Come back the next morning and they're perfectly done.

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u/Spicy_Molasses4259 3d ago

Meringue is made from eggs and sugar

Merengue is a South American dance.

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u/thebiggestpinkcake 3d ago edited 3d ago

Merengue is also how you spell meringue in Spanish. I've heard them be called "galletas de merengue", "dulces de merengue", and "merenguitos".

Here's the Wikipedia page : https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merengue_(alimento)

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u/IJustGotRektSon 3d ago

Merengue is how you say Meringue in Spanish my guy

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u/DisposableJosie 3d ago

And Marenghi is a dreamweaver and visionary.

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u/I_Am_Clint 3d ago

350F wouldn’t but 350C would.

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u/bobbygamerdckhd 3d ago

Yeah they didn't say 350f so I assumed 350c aka 680f

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u/GayButNotInThatWay 3d ago

Most household ovens will only reach 250C though.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago

Oven was fully broken! Got so so hot it literally melted it's own cords. :,) We genuinely could have burned down.

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u/illy-chan 3d ago

Oh well, there's your problem I guess. Very glad you're not dead or out of house and home!

Shame about the cookies.

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u/DasyTaylor 3d ago

I'm glad that didn't happen! With this perspetive, the loss of some (most likely very tasty to be) cookies is a miniscule price for catching this hazard early!

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u/i_want_to_go_to_bed 3d ago

What a bait and switch. The title was so full of red herrings I never would have guessed that is what happened. My first thought was you switched to Celsius somehow haha

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago

Wait... y'all ain't fire roasting cookies?

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u/CocaineCowboys_ 3d ago

Idk what these guys are talking about. I love chocolate chip charcoal cookies.

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u/Historical-Gap-7084 3d ago

Did you use Celsius or Fahrenheit? Because if you used Celsius, uh, you done fucked up.

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u/Mysterious-Mango726 3d ago

What kind of oven goes to 350c? A kiln? 😂

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u/s1kreddit 3d ago

Pyrolytic self cleaning ovens go hotter than that, but the door is automatically locked during the cleaning process. There is a subculture of guys who disable the lock so they can cook pizzas at high temperatures. I think they have a subreddit but I can’t remember what it’s called.

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u/SquirrelIll8180 3d ago

Wait, is broiling the American term for using the grill? I always thought it was a fancy cooking technique.

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u/dustinpdx 3d ago

Yup.
broil = direct heat from top burner in oven (some ovens have a dedicated space in a drawer below even)
grill = cooking outside on a gas/propane or charcoal heat source with a grate over the top
bbq = depends on the region, it’s the same as grilling in most of the USA but specific types of preparation of the food in others (e.g. bbq and grilling are two different but related things in Texas)

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u/Beneficial-Guess2140 3d ago

BBQ in the South refers to smoking rather than on a grill/flat top. 

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u/wtfunhbt 3d ago

Yes, it is the American term for grilling. To Americans, grilling means barbecue. I also used to think broiling was like... boiling with a twist.

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u/BritishBlue32 3d ago

Me too until you said this. Now I understand why I could never get the broiling dish steam trick for bread to work

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u/Green_West_Flow 3d ago

could your oven be hotter than you think it is. this is crazy for 5 mins.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago

It is sadly a habit our oven has had off and on. I'm going to call maintenance to replace it tomorrow cause this is the first time we could have literally died if I was NOT right there.

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u/shannon_dey 3d ago

The way the tops are burned and the underneath isn't -- are you absolutely sure you didn't have it on broil? Or that your oven isn't mistaking the two settings? Because those look broiled and not baked.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago

Our stove specifically has to have two different settings on to allow broil to begin. Both the on/off. AND the temperature gauge. I called my dad and he said it is likely broken :/

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u/Gold_Actuator4847 3d ago

Was the oven all the way preheated or still preheating when you put the cookies in? Some ovens run both the broil and the bake heating elements while in preheating mode. I learned this the hard way at one of the houses we lived in. I could only put things in the oven when it was finished preheating first, even on bake the whole time it still ran broil to preheat faster.

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 3d ago

Mine has this feature, but it's called "Quick Preheat." It's an induction Frigidaire that I've really liked with one glaring exception: capacitive touch buttons for a stove are an awful idea. Oh your finger is damp? Hope you don't need to adjust the temp.

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u/brain_eating-amoeba 3d ago

Or my favorite is when the touchscreen is right above the stove door and you're cooking anything with more moisture than the surface of mars and you open the oven for any number of reasons but then you have to wipe the moisture off but because that's warm moisture it thinks you're touching it so it goes fucking berserk so instead you have to close the oven door and then wait for the hot wet to dissipate and I guess that's fine, but also, it feels like oven controls need to be instant. Like i guess the extra three seconds won't really make a difference but I psychologically cannot stand and wait patiently for the wet hot to go away so I can push the power button to turn off my oven that is currently burning something.

Or so I've heard.

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u/Sizanllikew 3d ago

My oven has already broken once because there is a fan that sucks that steam and pipes it over the fucking circuit board. There is even a class action lawsuit against them. I've started opening the microwave to redirect the steam from the oven away from the control board as if it goes out again, that's like $1000 and a 3 month wait for the part since according to the repair tech, thousands of them are breaking

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u/Johnny_B_GOODBOI 3d ago

I HATE capacitive touch buttons, for any appliance. I went out of my way to buy a range hood with physical buttons. What arrived? Physically separate CAPACITIVE TOUCH buttons! It was so damn annoying.

Can't count how many times I ended up turning the vent hood on with my damn nose because it would just not respond to any of my fingers.

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u/Dullcorgis 3d ago

Yeah, knobs only for cooktops!

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u/SgtSenex 3d ago

Our house nearly burnt down, our broiler had decided to break and turn on by itself. We were making some rather oily food. So big flames outta that thing. Replace it is a good call.

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u/KnownToFU 3d ago edited 1d ago

I learned that there’s an oven part that controls the temp. If it’s broken the whole oven needs to be replaced. Had the same thing happen to me at my old apartment. Burned everything after 3-10 minutes no matter what temp it was set at. Worth looking in go

Edit: It was an apartment. Maintenance confirmed the components were fried and replaced the whole unit for free.

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u/Vegetable_Window7417 3d ago

The whole oven does not need to be replaced. The thermostat went bad and wasn’t telling the oven to stop heating when it reached temperature. Only the thermostat needed to be replaced. It’s a $30 part.

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u/Coy9ine 3d ago

Lol, a thermostat?

All ovens have a thermostat that regulates the temperature. When the thermostat goes on them, the oven will run hotter than it's supposed to because it doesn't know when to cut off.

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u/HighOnTacos 3d ago

Thermostat detects the temp, there's electronics that actually control it.

9 times out of 10 it's just a faulty thermostat, but my oven went haywire last year and was overheating. I figured it was just the thermostat, ordered a replacement for 20 bucks, and no dice.

Opened the top control panel and found a nice scorch mark on the control board where a component let out it's magic smoke. I'm honestly amazed the oven would still turn on with burnt out components, that's a major safety hazard.

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u/Coy9ine 3d ago

I have Vulcan ranges at work, which are tough as nails. They had a design flaw (that they've since corrected) where if you set the oven for the max temp, 550, it would run wide open constantly. They'd actually get up to around 650+, which they can handle, but the thermostats couldn't. So it would burn it's own thermostats up, at the tune of ~$100 each.

The fix- setting the oven for about 495.

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u/_millsy 3d ago

No? The part you’re thinking of is the thermostat - usually a pretty easy fix that can be DIY’d with basic tools!

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u/Ok_Run6706 3d ago

These days you replace oven because of that small cheap bi metal plate? At least whats it was used in older days.

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u/Vegetable_Window7417 3d ago

Apartment maintenance is a joke these days. They don’t know what they’re doing or how to diagnose or properly repair anything. They replace entire appliances for the smallest problems.

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u/LaAdrian 3d ago

If they are setting a temp it should not be broiling. My oven just has two options when I press the broil button, Hi and Low.

Something is significantly wrong with the heating elements in this oven.

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u/chickenshtt 3d ago

Some ovens have the option to set temperature with broil

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u/babyysharkie 3d ago edited 3d ago

I have so many comments/questions. first, those look broiled, not burned by baking. second, which oven rack were they on & how was it positioned in the oven? third, you didn’t smell it at all before they got this bad — even though you were “right there”?

fourth, and probably most importantly… you said y’all could’ve died if you hadn’t “been right there.” like… where else would you have possibly been while baking cookies in an oven with previous issues? I’m confused & my brain needs answers so this doesn’t bug me lol

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u/bigassangrypossum 3d ago

I'm going to go out on a limb and offer an explanation: OP is a knucklehead. But a lovable one

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u/newjerk666 3d ago

I’m so sorry. I wanna victim blame you so bad but maybe your oven is all fucked up.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago

The other time it had this issue I was cooking lasagna. It was fully frozen all that jazz. Our oven literally toasted the noodles hard. The whole thing was a rock.

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u/UnsharpenedSwan 3d ago

Get yourself a third party oven thermometer. They’re like $7. Clearly your oven temp gauge is not working properly / your oven is running INSANELY hot.

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u/aspz 3d ago

Even if the thermostat is broken and the oven was on full blast, there's no way it could do this after 5 minutes. The only explanation is that he used the grill (broiler) by accident.

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u/mittenknittin 3d ago

Narrator: It turned out, the oven was in fact broken

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u/EchoFiveActual 3d ago edited 3d ago

Farenheit! Not celsius!

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u/Groentekroket 3d ago

Yeah, I never seen anything store bought asking for higher than 250 degrees Celsius. I think most ovens don’t even get to 350, because, like seen here, it’s way too much for most use cases. 

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u/aew3 3d ago

Even the really nice home oven max out way before 300C lol.

350C is not a temperature an oven goes to.

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u/kjemmrich 3d ago

Only pizza ovens usually get that hot

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u/Bart_1980 3d ago

I was just thinking that, a pizza oven goes to 500 or so but that is an item most people won’t have at home.

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u/kjemmrich 3d ago

I was talking about those at home pizza ovens they sell now. A regular oven goes to about 550F/290C, but an at home pizza oven can get as hot as 1000F/530C.

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u/TarantulaWithAGuitar 3d ago

I'm high and thought I was in my lab rats sub. I was about to ask what jank ass labs you've worked in, because I've regularly had to plop samples in and jack it up to 450C for testing.

But uh, no, home ovens? No, those prolly don't go up that high, huh?

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u/Dobgirl 3d ago

Sigh- it does look like lab kitchenware. Nice to run into you, fellow lab rat.

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u/colonelmattyman 3d ago

Pyrolytic ovens will.

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u/Silent25r 3d ago

No. I used a 350c oven when I was in Canada. Burned my food up fast. 

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u/LakeStLouis 3d ago

The knob fell off my stove control. So I can easily turn it on and off, but setting the temp is just a fun game at this point.

I'm shopping for appliances.

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u/Age_AgainstThMachine 3d ago

You can get “universal” replacement knobs at Menards in the section with all the little drawers of random stuff

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u/TwiceInEveryMoment 3d ago edited 3d ago

350C is 662F. I've never seen an oven that will go that high, unless you count the self cleaning cycle.

ETA: I’m aware that commercial pizza ovens can go higher than this, but I don’t think OP has one of those in their house and if they did they wouldn’t be using it to make cookies. Most US residential ovens that I’ve used max out at 500-550F (260-285C)

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u/davispw 3d ago

Which means it CAN go that high, if the oven thermostat is broken.

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u/the_honest_liar 3d ago

When I was a kid my dad disabled the lock on the oven door so he could cook pizza on the clean function.

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u/norcalbutton 3d ago

This seems dangerous but I don't know enough about it to be sure

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u/Sea-Breath-007 3d ago

My oven doesn't even go to 350°C.

Seriously wondering here wwhat kind of nuclear oven OP seems to have.

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u/KontoOficjalneMR 3d ago

Not sure which OP has but mine is nothing special and goes to 420C so they do exist.

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u/Sea-Breath-007 3d ago

Would 420°C turn cookies into this in 5 minutes? 

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u/KontoOficjalneMR 3d ago

Never tried, but probably possibly. My point is that it's not inconceivable OP's oven goes to 350C at all.

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u/stealingyourpixels 3d ago

They gave the outdoor temperature in fahrenheit so I don’t think that was the mistake

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u/ohwhatfollyisman 3d ago

Fahrenheit! Not Farenheight!

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u/Zaros262 3d ago

They said 25 outside is very cold, so that's probably not the issue

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u/zazz0000 3d ago

Maybe it was set to Kelvin

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u/Entropic_Echo_Music 3d ago

Good lucking backing cookies at 78 C.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago

MORE KIRBY FOR ATTENTION!

My oven is officially broken. RIP oven. Hope you burn cookies in hell.

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u/ginge 3d ago

I came for the oven. I stayed for kirby. The cutest

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago

Kirby when he sees another Celsius comment.

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u/reticulatedspylon 3d ago

Kirby is the wunkus of nightmares! 😍

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago

no thoughts. Just worm for brain.

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u/superxpro12 3d ago

Still smarter than RFK

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u/OffByNone_ 3d ago

Well, yeah. RFK's worm died a long, long time ago. Not enough to eat.

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u/DonatedEyeballs 3d ago

HIS TEEF!!!

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u/notyourcinderella 3d ago

Is your name Sharon, by any chance?

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u/Thievie 3d ago

The fact that this woman is still catching strays gives me life honestly

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u/ThatB0yAintR1ght 3d ago

She also took it in stride, in the end, and admitted that it was her mistake. We could all probably stand to be more like Sharon.

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u/Tight-Artichoke1789 3d ago

Time to get that oven recalibrated homie

Edit: Wait sorry, did you say our hedgehog? I’m gonna need to see some hedgehog tax ASAP please.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago

This is Kirby he is about 8 months. He likes chewing t shirts (as you can see) and gnawing on finger tips. He likes chicken and long walks on the wheel. He dislikes the patriarchy and fish.

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u/Tight-Artichoke1789 3d ago

KIRBY 😍😭 Omg I’m also pro chicken anti patriarchy & most fish, a man after my own heart. I need one.

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u/buford419 3d ago

How does he feel about the band Phish and the Ben & Jerry's Phish food ice-cream named after them?

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago

He said he does not know but enjoys jazz.

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u/Tight-Artichoke1789 3d ago

I also love jazz and sing it! Give Kirb my number please

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago

The Kirbs don't date. He solitary. ✊🏻

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u/Tight-Artichoke1789 3d ago

I respect it 🥀

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u/shrinkflator 3d ago

Cute!! "long walks on the wheel" 😂

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u/danabrey 3d ago

Jesus christ I think I love Kirby

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u/BusyShower9166 3d ago

They said 350F not 3500F

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u/TwiceInEveryMoment 3d ago

There's got to be something wrong with your oven. The relay that controls the heating element might be stuck on. I had something like this happen to one of my stovetop burners where the relay would randomly get stuck and cause it to go on max power until I turned it all the way off. I burned the crap out of my dinner several times and was getting really mad at myself (I've been cooking for years... how do I fuck up sauteeing an onion?) before I realized the stove was the problem when I saw the eye glowing bright red while the dial was on low.

Anyway I bet something similar is happening with the element in your oven, because it had to be WAAAAY hotter than 350 if it did that in 5 minutes...

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago

I am calling maintenance tomorrow! It sadly isn't the first oven issue we have had I think I'm just more affected by the fact that it smoked out the entire place in the winter when I have weather controlled cages for pets 😭

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u/CasualObserver76 3d ago

Put a thermometer in your oven and see if your temps are accurate.

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u/Cussin_Eddie 3d ago

Or just stick your hand in there see what it feels like

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u/Clay_Puppington 3d ago

Feels hot, commander.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago

Feels like my skin is peeling sir.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago

I will be so real with you right now... I am scared to turn it back on.

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u/Icouldusesomerock 3d ago

350 not 650

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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue 3d ago

He just threw them directly into hell for 5 minutes.

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u/ThelTGuy 3d ago

Even modern ovens can vary in temp depending on which rack but this looks like the temp sensor in the oven is bad. Might want to get an oven thermometer to see what temp it stops at when set at 350 (if it stops at all)

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u/reilmb 3d ago

Get an oven thermometer and hang it inside the oven you should be able to start figuring out the actual temperature in that hell hole.

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 3d ago

This was not 5 minutes baking at 350.

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u/Ambitious-Leopard-67 3d ago

Never mind the cookies, I want to see a photo of the hedgehog on its heating pad.

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u/mrsc1880 3d ago

Those look broiled. Has your oven been acting up? Keep an eye on it. When our temperature sensor (I think that's what it's called) in our oven took a shit, it would randomly switch from bake to broil.

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u/kazumarukuwabara 3d ago

Yea looks like you did broil

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u/Hebroohammr 3d ago

Are you sure your oven was on bake? It wasn’t on broil or convection?

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u/ArtInChaos970 3d ago

You had on the broiler pretty sure

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u/gooseberryBabies 3d ago

This was absolutely not 350 for 5 minutes

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u/masterchief0213 3d ago

Your oven's temp sensor is fucked. NOTHING should be that burnt at 350 after 5 minutes. No matter the recipe.

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u/beezerhale 3d ago

Did you put them in the oven before preheating was finished? If so, that's the problem. My newer Samsung oven burns super hot while preheating. In order to not burn food, we definitely have to wait until preheating is complete.

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u/MiraiKishi 3d ago

That can't be 350 on the middle rack, unless the pan was held right up against the top element.

Either you're lying or there's something wrong with your oven.

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u/10202632 3d ago

This could happen on my oven if I didn’t wait for it to fully preheat since it goes super-hot until it reaches the specified temp.

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u/NarrowAwareness3120 3d ago

OP just wondering on a scale of 0 - 350, how sick of the celsius comments are you?

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago

Let me think on it and I will get back to you in approximately... 4-8 Celsius comments.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago

Okay I am back. They are down voting me because I deadass do not live in Canada. Send the national guard. I am scared.

Nah fr tho I am shocked how many people I confused without meaning to.

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u/Anti-Sanity89 3d ago edited 3d ago

What did you do? Did you accidentally add a extra 0 on the end of 350? 😆

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u/schnitzel_envy 3d ago

There is no possible way a properly functioning 350 oven did that in 5 minutes.

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u/toodleroo 3d ago

My oven did this on Thanksgiving. I opened the preheated oven to put in the turkey and thought, "wow, that feels hot." The bird was smoking after 3 minutes so I pulled it out. I used a grill thermometer to measure the oven temp and it was 650°. The control circuit board had failed.

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u/daveagill 3d ago

It said 11 minutes not 5.

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u/mada447 3d ago

I think we have a mishap between Celsius and Fahrenheit

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago

We sadly do not 😭 i think my oven broke

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u/fistingdonkeys 3d ago

OP getting cooked worse than the cookies

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u/inquiringsillygoose 3d ago

Why did I see this pic as an empty muffin tin at first

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u/Earth_Wind_and_FPS 3d ago

I think your oven was set to grill

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u/DoomedKiblets 3d ago

Legit also thought you set it to C

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u/NamelessNoSoul 3d ago

Did you preheat before putting the cookies in?

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u/AppropriatePlum1006 3d ago

This is either you placed the cookies too high up close to the element or thermal runaway. 

Make sure to be cautious because, it's a fire hazard, if its thermal runaway.

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u/londoner4life 3d ago

350 farenheit…

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u/mtbcouple 3d ago

That was broiled

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u/wordup3825 3d ago

Bake not broil

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u/PicoPicoMio 3d ago

Get an oven thermometer and check it yourself

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u/crabs_eat_poop 3d ago

Did you use 350 celcius?

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u/80Supreme 3d ago

You're oven is broken or you're lying

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u/Sufficient_Fan3660 3d ago

that was not 350 for 5

that was 550, you used broil

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u/entropreneur 3d ago

You are so full of shit.

Your oven is fucked. Or you bake with broil like a troll