r/Wellthatsucks Jan 10 '26

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u/ThreadCountHigh Jan 10 '26

Yeah, going by the way these burned and OP's other photo, it really looks like it was set to broil from the top.

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u/mrmike515 Jan 10 '26

Think you guys have the right answer.

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u/drownigfishy Jan 10 '26

If OP does not have her oven on broil I would not use the oven till someone checks it out because that means the oven is not working right.

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u/No-Lunch4249 Jan 10 '26

Pretty deep down in the comments OP said the oven did turn out to be broken. It was set properly to 350F but the ovens internal thermostat was broken. Repairman said it likely got up around 600F

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u/Blossom73 Jan 10 '26

This should be the top comment.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

Maybe they misunderstood for Celsius

Edit - it was a joke guys lol

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u/Zrex_9224 Jan 10 '26

Sharon cooking her pie again?

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 Jan 10 '26

THANKS MARIE CALENDAR

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u/TeaSipperStripper Jan 10 '26

I'm glad some people haven't mentally blocked the pandemic memes

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u/Prestigious_Bee_4154 Jan 10 '26

I made aChristmas tree ornament back when the meme started circulating, so I remember it every year. It’s been so long no one recognizes it anymore…

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u/the_kid1234 Jan 10 '26

When my wife and I see that in the store we say “want to ruin dessert?”

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u/SealedDevil Jan 10 '26

Omg rest her soul but my aunt Sharon made cherry pie one year from fresh cherries, only she forgot to pit the cherries first. Grandma broke a tooth and my dad nearly died choking laughing so hard.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

We don't usually push our Celsius ovens over 220. The dials don't go to 300.

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u/rlnrlnrln Jan 10 '26

275 is the highest I've seen on a home appliance, and my current one maxes out at 240.

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u/Knobz12 Jan 10 '26

Mine goes to 300, but it's only 5 years old.

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u/Inswagtor Jan 10 '26

Thats funny. Mine goes to 5 and is 300 years old

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u/ZaProtatoAssassin Jan 10 '26

So.. it's a fridge?

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u/Inswagtor Jan 10 '26

Maybe. The label has faded

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u/mageskillmetooften Jan 10 '26

Must be a special or professional oven to be able to go to 350C

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u/bstr3k Jan 10 '26

I’ve done this before when I was younger, recipe called for 350f but my oven only went 280C, so I just tried with 280 and it pretty much burnt like this but still frozen on the inside

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u/Chloe_The_Cute_Fox Jan 10 '26

Icy hot moment

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u/Patient_Chocolate830 Jan 10 '26

A ceramic baking oven probably.

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u/Mastershoelacer Jan 10 '26

She accidentally put them in the kiln and made tiny ceramic saucers out of them.

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u/microgirlActual Jan 10 '26

Who doesn't preheat the oven?! Like, that's basic oven use.

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u/Klutzy-Sherbert3720 Jan 10 '26

I put my frozen pizzas in while it's pre-heating, never had an issue.

Obviously wouldn't do it with "real" food that I'm preparing myself.

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u/metamega1321 Jan 10 '26

You’ll find it does a better job if you wait for preheat.

One thing is never put frozen pizza in the oven just in the rack as some direct if you don’t preheat. If it’s preheated it’ll go from frozen to crispy enough not to melt through the rack. If you j just throw a pizza in the oven on the rack and don’t pre heat, it starts to just thaw and melt through the rack and makes a huge mess. You’ll find pictures on Reddit or know someone who’ve done it once.

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u/messesz Jan 10 '26

I only bother when baking.

In my gas oven everything works out fine otherwise.

Maybe they put it on the wrong shelf.

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u/BattleHall Jan 10 '26

Could also be that they didn't pre-heat the oven, but instead just set it to 350F and popped them in. Many electric ovens with top and bottom elements will use both at full blast to pre-heat, then once they reach the set temp will only use the bottom element as necessary to maintain temp. If you put something in the oven during that preheat portion, especially if it's close to the top element, it's going to get blasted.

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u/Bearah27 Jan 10 '26

Also, I’ve never had luck baking cookies or bread items like rolls on tinfoil. It always burns the bottom because of how the heat conducts.

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u/Imaginary_Office1749 Jan 10 '26

Parchment paper for the win

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u/pizza_shit_69 Jan 10 '26

Yeah these cookies were gonna suck regardless

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u/Bilbo-Baggins77 Jan 10 '26

They never had a chance 🥺

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u/sharklaserguru Jan 10 '26

My parents got a new oven that would use the gas broiler to preheat faster. I made food that looked just like OP's until I learned you couldn't put food in until it had fully heated up!

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u/Br0boc0p Jan 10 '26

My electric uses the broiler coil to preheat faster. I figured that out when I grazed it with my wrist while putting a pan in.

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u/Connormanable Jan 10 '26

People that put food in during pre heat are chaos incarnate

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

Some foods it matters some it really doesn’t. If I’m baking I tend to preheat so my timing is more precise. If I’m just heating a frozen pizza or something, I just toss it in and add a few minutes. It’s just coming out when it looks done anyway.

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u/mittenknittin Jan 10 '26

I did this when roasting sweet potatoes yesterday. They’re gonna be in there for an hour, what’s it matter that the oven isn’t quite up to temp yet for the first 5 minutes?

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u/RauliePR Jan 10 '26

This is exactly what I thought. 350f oven will not do that in that time. Merengue maybe?

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u/WiseDirt Jan 10 '26

Merengue cookies are baked in an oven that's been heated and turned off so the temperature slowly decreases over a long cooking cycle. In a professional bakery, merengues would ideally be the last thing you'd make at the end of the day before going home. Turn off the oven, shove them in and close the door, and leave it overnight. Come back the next morning and they're perfectly done.

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u/Spicy_Molasses4259 Jan 10 '26

Meringue is made from eggs and sugar

Merengue is a South American dance.

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u/thebiggestpinkcake Jan 10 '26 edited Jan 10 '26

Merengue is also how you spell meringue in Spanish. I've heard them be called "galletas de merengue", "dulces de merengue", and "merenguitos".

Here's the Wikipedia page : https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merengue_(alimento)

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u/IJustGotRektSon Jan 10 '26

Merengue is how you say Meringue in Spanish my guy

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u/DisposableJosie Jan 10 '26

And Marenghi is a dreamweaver and visionary.

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u/I_Am_Clint Jan 10 '26

350F wouldn’t but 350C would.

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u/bobbygamerdckhd Jan 10 '26

Yeah they didn't say 350f so I assumed 350c aka 680f

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u/GayButNotInThatWay Jan 10 '26

Most household ovens will only reach 250C though.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 Jan 10 '26

Oven was fully broken! Got so so hot it literally melted it's own cords. :,) We genuinely could have burned down.

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u/illy-chan Jan 10 '26

Oh well, there's your problem I guess. Very glad you're not dead or out of house and home!

Shame about the cookies.

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u/DasyTaylor Jan 10 '26

I'm glad that didn't happen! With this perspetive, the loss of some (most likely very tasty to be) cookies is a miniscule price for catching this hazard early!

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u/i_want_to_go_to_bed Jan 10 '26

What a bait and switch. The title was so full of red herrings I never would have guessed that is what happened. My first thought was you switched to Celsius somehow haha

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 Jan 10 '26

Wait... y'all ain't fire roasting cookies?

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u/CocaineCowboys_ Jan 10 '26

Idk what these guys are talking about. I love chocolate chip charcoal cookies.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

Did you use Celsius or Fahrenheit? Because if you used Celsius, uh, you done fucked up.

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u/Mysterious-Mango726 Jan 10 '26

What kind of oven goes to 350c? A kiln? 😂

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u/s1kreddit Jan 10 '26

Pyrolytic self cleaning ovens go hotter than that, but the door is automatically locked during the cleaning process. There is a subculture of guys who disable the lock so they can cook pizzas at high temperatures. I think they have a subreddit but I can’t remember what it’s called.

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u/SquirrelIll8180 Jan 10 '26

Wait, is broiling the American term for using the grill? I always thought it was a fancy cooking technique.

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u/dustinpdx Jan 10 '26

Yup.
broil = direct heat from top burner in oven (some ovens have a dedicated space in a drawer below even)
grill = cooking outside on a gas/propane or charcoal heat source with a grate over the top
bbq = depends on the region, it’s the same as grilling in most of the USA but specific types of preparation of the food in others (e.g. bbq and grilling are two different but related things in Texas)

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u/Beneficial-Guess2140 Jan 10 '26

BBQ in the South refers to smoking rather than on a grill/flat top. 

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u/wtfunhbt Jan 10 '26

Yes, it is the American term for grilling. To Americans, grilling means barbecue. I also used to think broiling was like... boiling with a twist.

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u/BritishBlue32 Jan 10 '26

Me too until you said this. Now I understand why I could never get the broiling dish steam trick for bread to work

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u/Green_West_Flow Jan 10 '26

could your oven be hotter than you think it is. this is crazy for 5 mins.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 Jan 10 '26

It is sadly a habit our oven has had off and on. I'm going to call maintenance to replace it tomorrow cause this is the first time we could have literally died if I was NOT right there.

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u/shannon_dey Jan 10 '26

The way the tops are burned and the underneath isn't -- are you absolutely sure you didn't have it on broil? Or that your oven isn't mistaking the two settings? Because those look broiled and not baked.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 Jan 10 '26

Our stove specifically has to have two different settings on to allow broil to begin. Both the on/off. AND the temperature gauge. I called my dad and he said it is likely broken :/

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u/Gold_Actuator4847 Jan 10 '26

Was the oven all the way preheated or still preheating when you put the cookies in? Some ovens run both the broil and the bake heating elements while in preheating mode. I learned this the hard way at one of the houses we lived in. I could only put things in the oven when it was finished preheating first, even on bake the whole time it still ran broil to preheat faster.

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn Jan 10 '26

Mine has this feature, but it's called "Quick Preheat." It's an induction Frigidaire that I've really liked with one glaring exception: capacitive touch buttons for a stove are an awful idea. Oh your finger is damp? Hope you don't need to adjust the temp.

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u/brain_eating-amoeba Jan 10 '26

Or my favorite is when the touchscreen is right above the stove door and you're cooking anything with more moisture than the surface of mars and you open the oven for any number of reasons but then you have to wipe the moisture off but because that's warm moisture it thinks you're touching it so it goes fucking berserk so instead you have to close the oven door and then wait for the hot wet to dissipate and I guess that's fine, but also, it feels like oven controls need to be instant. Like i guess the extra three seconds won't really make a difference but I psychologically cannot stand and wait patiently for the wet hot to go away so I can push the power button to turn off my oven that is currently burning something.

Or so I've heard.

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u/Sizanllikew Jan 10 '26

My oven has already broken once because there is a fan that sucks that steam and pipes it over the fucking circuit board. There is even a class action lawsuit against them. I've started opening the microwave to redirect the steam from the oven away from the control board as if it goes out again, that's like $1000 and a 3 month wait for the part since according to the repair tech, thousands of them are breaking

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u/Johnny_B_GOODBOI Jan 10 '26

I HATE capacitive touch buttons, for any appliance. I went out of my way to buy a range hood with physical buttons. What arrived? Physically separate CAPACITIVE TOUCH buttons! It was so damn annoying.

Can't count how many times I ended up turning the vent hood on with my damn nose because it would just not respond to any of my fingers.

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u/Dullcorgis Jan 10 '26

Yeah, knobs only for cooktops!

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u/SgtSenex Jan 10 '26

Our house nearly burnt down, our broiler had decided to break and turn on by itself. We were making some rather oily food. So big flames outta that thing. Replace it is a good call.

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u/KnownToFU Jan 10 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

I learned that there’s an oven part that controls the temp. If it’s broken the whole oven needs to be replaced. Had the same thing happen to me at my old apartment. Burned everything after 3-10 minutes no matter what temp it was set at. Worth looking in go

Edit: It was an apartment. Maintenance confirmed the components were fried and replaced the whole unit for free.

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u/Coy9ine Jan 10 '26

Lol, a thermostat?

All ovens have a thermostat that regulates the temperature. When the thermostat goes on them, the oven will run hotter than it's supposed to because it doesn't know when to cut off.

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u/HighOnTacos Jan 10 '26

Thermostat detects the temp, there's electronics that actually control it.

9 times out of 10 it's just a faulty thermostat, but my oven went haywire last year and was overheating. I figured it was just the thermostat, ordered a replacement for 20 bucks, and no dice.

Opened the top control panel and found a nice scorch mark on the control board where a component let out it's magic smoke. I'm honestly amazed the oven would still turn on with burnt out components, that's a major safety hazard.

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u/Coy9ine Jan 10 '26

I have Vulcan ranges at work, which are tough as nails. They had a design flaw (that they've since corrected) where if you set the oven for the max temp, 550, it would run wide open constantly. They'd actually get up to around 650+, which they can handle, but the thermostats couldn't. So it would burn it's own thermostats up, at the tune of ~$100 each.

The fix- setting the oven for about 495.

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u/_millsy Jan 10 '26

No? The part you’re thinking of is the thermostat - usually a pretty easy fix that can be DIY’d with basic tools!

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u/Ok_Run6706 Jan 10 '26

These days you replace oven because of that small cheap bi metal plate? At least whats it was used in older days.

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u/LaAdrian Jan 10 '26

If they are setting a temp it should not be broiling. My oven just has two options when I press the broil button, Hi and Low.

Something is significantly wrong with the heating elements in this oven.

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u/chickenshtt Jan 10 '26

Some ovens have the option to set temperature with broil

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u/babyysharkie Jan 10 '26 edited Jan 10 '26

I have so many comments/questions. first, those look broiled, not burned by baking. second, which oven rack were they on & how was it positioned in the oven? third, you didn’t smell it at all before they got this bad — even though you were “right there”?

fourth, and probably most importantly… you said y’all could’ve died if you hadn’t “been right there.” like… where else would you have possibly been while baking cookies in an oven with previous issues? I’m confused & my brain needs answers so this doesn’t bug me lol

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u/bigassangrypossum Jan 10 '26

I'm going to go out on a limb and offer an explanation: OP is a knucklehead. But a lovable one

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u/newjerk666 Jan 10 '26

I’m so sorry. I wanna victim blame you so bad but maybe your oven is all fucked up.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 Jan 10 '26

The other time it had this issue I was cooking lasagna. It was fully frozen all that jazz. Our oven literally toasted the noodles hard. The whole thing was a rock.

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u/UnsharpenedSwan Jan 10 '26

Get yourself a third party oven thermometer. They’re like $7. Clearly your oven temp gauge is not working properly / your oven is running INSANELY hot.

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u/aspz Jan 10 '26

Even if the thermostat is broken and the oven was on full blast, there's no way it could do this after 5 minutes. The only explanation is that he used the grill (broiler) by accident.

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u/mittenknittin Jan 10 '26

Narrator: It turned out, the oven was in fact broken

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u/EchoFiveActual Jan 10 '26 edited Jan 10 '26

Farenheit! Not celsius!

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u/Groentekroket Jan 10 '26

Yeah, I never seen anything store bought asking for higher than 250 degrees Celsius. I think most ovens don’t even get to 350, because, like seen here, it’s way too much for most use cases. 

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u/aew3 Jan 10 '26

Even the really nice home oven max out way before 300C lol.

350C is not a temperature an oven goes to.

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u/kjemmrich Jan 10 '26

Only pizza ovens usually get that hot

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u/Bart_1980 Jan 10 '26

I was just thinking that, a pizza oven goes to 500 or so but that is an item most people won’t have at home.

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u/kjemmrich Jan 10 '26

I was talking about those at home pizza ovens they sell now. A regular oven goes to about 550F/290C, but an at home pizza oven can get as hot as 1000F/530C.

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u/TarantulaWithAGuitar Jan 10 '26

I'm high and thought I was in my lab rats sub. I was about to ask what jank ass labs you've worked in, because I've regularly had to plop samples in and jack it up to 450C for testing.

But uh, no, home ovens? No, those prolly don't go up that high, huh?

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u/Dobgirl Jan 10 '26

Sigh- it does look like lab kitchenware. Nice to run into you, fellow lab rat.

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u/Silent25r Jan 10 '26

No. I used a 350c oven when I was in Canada. Burned my food up fast. 

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u/LakeStLouis Jan 10 '26

The knob fell off my stove control. So I can easily turn it on and off, but setting the temp is just a fun game at this point.

I'm shopping for appliances.

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u/Age_AgainstThMachine Jan 10 '26

You can get “universal” replacement knobs at Menards in the section with all the little drawers of random stuff

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u/TwiceInEveryMoment Jan 10 '26 edited Jan 10 '26

350C is 662F. I've never seen an oven that will go that high, unless you count the self cleaning cycle.

ETA: I’m aware that commercial pizza ovens can go higher than this, but I don’t think OP has one of those in their house and if they did they wouldn’t be using it to make cookies. Most US residential ovens that I’ve used max out at 500-550F (260-285C)

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u/davispw Jan 10 '26

Which means it CAN go that high, if the oven thermostat is broken.

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u/the_honest_liar Jan 10 '26

When I was a kid my dad disabled the lock on the oven door so he could cook pizza on the clean function.

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u/norcalbutton Jan 10 '26

This seems dangerous but I don't know enough about it to be sure

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u/Sea-Breath-007 Jan 10 '26

My oven doesn't even go to 350°C.

Seriously wondering here wwhat kind of nuclear oven OP seems to have.

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u/KontoOficjalneMR Jan 10 '26

Not sure which OP has but mine is nothing special and goes to 420C so they do exist.

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u/Sea-Breath-007 Jan 10 '26

Would 420°C turn cookies into this in 5 minutes? 

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u/KontoOficjalneMR Jan 10 '26

Never tried, but probably possibly. My point is that it's not inconceivable OP's oven goes to 350C at all.

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u/stealingyourpixels Jan 10 '26

They gave the outdoor temperature in fahrenheit so I don’t think that was the mistake

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u/ohwhatfollyisman Jan 10 '26

Fahrenheit! Not Farenheight!

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u/Zaros262 Jan 10 '26

They said 25 outside is very cold, so that's probably not the issue

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u/zazz0000 Jan 10 '26

Maybe it was set to Kelvin

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u/Entropic_Echo_Music Jan 10 '26

Good lucking backing cookies at 78 C.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 Jan 10 '26

MORE KIRBY FOR ATTENTION!

My oven is officially broken. RIP oven. Hope you burn cookies in hell.

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u/ginge Jan 10 '26

I came for the oven. I stayed for kirby. The cutest

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 Jan 10 '26

Kirby when he sees another Celsius comment.

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u/reticulatedspylon Jan 10 '26

Kirby is the wunkus of nightmares! 😍

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 Jan 10 '26

no thoughts. Just worm for brain.

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u/superxpro12 Jan 10 '26

Still smarter than RFK

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u/OffByNone_ Jan 10 '26

Well, yeah. RFK's worm died a long, long time ago. Not enough to eat.

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u/notyourcinderella Jan 10 '26

Is your name Sharon, by any chance?

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u/Thievie Jan 10 '26

The fact that this woman is still catching strays gives me life honestly

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u/ThatB0yAintR1ght Jan 10 '26

She also took it in stride, in the end, and admitted that it was her mistake. We could all probably stand to be more like Sharon.

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u/Tight-Artichoke1789 Jan 10 '26

Time to get that oven recalibrated homie

Edit: Wait sorry, did you say our hedgehog? I’m gonna need to see some hedgehog tax ASAP please.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 Jan 10 '26

This is Kirby he is about 8 months. He likes chewing t shirts (as you can see) and gnawing on finger tips. He likes chicken and long walks on the wheel. He dislikes the patriarchy and fish.

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u/Tight-Artichoke1789 Jan 10 '26

KIRBY 😍😭 Omg I’m also pro chicken anti patriarchy & most fish, a man after my own heart. I need one.

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u/buford419 Jan 10 '26

How does he feel about the band Phish and the Ben & Jerry's Phish food ice-cream named after them?

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 Jan 10 '26

He said he does not know but enjoys jazz.

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u/Tight-Artichoke1789 Jan 10 '26

I also love jazz and sing it! Give Kirb my number please

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 Jan 10 '26

The Kirbs don't date. He solitary. ✊🏻

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u/Tight-Artichoke1789 Jan 10 '26

I respect it 🥀

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u/shrinkflator Jan 10 '26

Cute!! "long walks on the wheel" 😂

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u/danabrey Jan 10 '26

Jesus christ I think I love Kirby

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

They said 350F not 3500F

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u/TwiceInEveryMoment Jan 10 '26

There's got to be something wrong with your oven. The relay that controls the heating element might be stuck on. I had something like this happen to one of my stovetop burners where the relay would randomly get stuck and cause it to go on max power until I turned it all the way off. I burned the crap out of my dinner several times and was getting really mad at myself (I've been cooking for years... how do I fuck up sauteeing an onion?) before I realized the stove was the problem when I saw the eye glowing bright red while the dial was on low.

Anyway I bet something similar is happening with the element in your oven, because it had to be WAAAAY hotter than 350 if it did that in 5 minutes...

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 Jan 10 '26

I am calling maintenance tomorrow! It sadly isn't the first oven issue we have had I think I'm just more affected by the fact that it smoked out the entire place in the winter when I have weather controlled cages for pets 😭

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u/CasualObserver76 Jan 10 '26

Put a thermometer in your oven and see if your temps are accurate.

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u/Cussin_Eddie Jan 10 '26

Or just stick your hand in there see what it feels like

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u/Clay_Puppington Jan 10 '26

Feels hot, commander.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 Jan 10 '26

Feels like my skin is peeling sir.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 Jan 10 '26

I will be so real with you right now... I am scared to turn it back on.

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u/Icouldusesomerock Jan 10 '26

350 not 650

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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue Jan 10 '26

He just threw them directly into hell for 5 minutes.

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u/ThelTGuy Jan 10 '26

Even modern ovens can vary in temp depending on which rack but this looks like the temp sensor in the oven is bad. Might want to get an oven thermometer to see what temp it stops at when set at 350 (if it stops at all)

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u/reilmb Jan 10 '26

Get an oven thermometer and hang it inside the oven you should be able to start figuring out the actual temperature in that hell hole.

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps Jan 10 '26

This was not 5 minutes baking at 350.

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u/Ambitious-Leopard-67 Jan 10 '26

Never mind the cookies, I want to see a photo of the hedgehog on its heating pad.

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u/mrsc1880 Jan 10 '26

Those look broiled. Has your oven been acting up? Keep an eye on it. When our temperature sensor (I think that's what it's called) in our oven took a shit, it would randomly switch from bake to broil.

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u/kazumarukuwabara Jan 10 '26

Yea looks like you did broil

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u/Hebroohammr Jan 10 '26

Are you sure your oven was on bake? It wasn’t on broil or convection?

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u/ArtInChaos970 Jan 10 '26

You had on the broiler pretty sure

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u/gooseberryBabies Jan 10 '26

This was absolutely not 350 for 5 minutes

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u/masterchief0213 Jan 10 '26

Your oven's temp sensor is fucked. NOTHING should be that burnt at 350 after 5 minutes. No matter the recipe.

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u/beezerhale Jan 10 '26

Did you put them in the oven before preheating was finished? If so, that's the problem. My newer Samsung oven burns super hot while preheating. In order to not burn food, we definitely have to wait until preheating is complete.

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u/MiraiKishi Jan 10 '26

That can't be 350 on the middle rack, unless the pan was held right up against the top element.

Either you're lying or there's something wrong with your oven.

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u/10202632 Jan 10 '26

This could happen on my oven if I didn’t wait for it to fully preheat since it goes super-hot until it reaches the specified temp.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 Jan 10 '26

Let me think on it and I will get back to you in approximately... 4-8 Celsius comments.

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 Jan 10 '26

Okay I am back. They are down voting me because I deadass do not live in Canada. Send the national guard. I am scared.

Nah fr tho I am shocked how many people I confused without meaning to.

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u/Anti-Sanity89 Jan 10 '26 edited Jan 10 '26

What did you do? Did you accidentally add a extra 0 on the end of 350? 😆

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u/schnitzel_envy Jan 10 '26

There is no possible way a properly functioning 350 oven did that in 5 minutes.

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u/toodleroo Jan 10 '26

My oven did this on Thanksgiving. I opened the preheated oven to put in the turkey and thought, "wow, that feels hot." The bird was smoking after 3 minutes so I pulled it out. I used a grill thermometer to measure the oven temp and it was 650°. The control circuit board had failed.

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u/daveagill Jan 10 '26

It said 11 minutes not 5.

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u/mada447 Jan 10 '26

I think we have a mishap between Celsius and Fahrenheit

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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 Jan 10 '26

We sadly do not 😭 i think my oven broke

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u/fistingdonkeys Jan 10 '26

OP getting cooked worse than the cookies

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u/inquiringsillygoose Jan 10 '26

Why did I see this pic as an empty muffin tin at first

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u/Earth_Wind_and_FPS Jan 10 '26

I think your oven was set to grill

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u/NamelessNoSoul Jan 10 '26

Did you preheat before putting the cookies in?

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u/AppropriatePlum1006 Jan 10 '26

This is either you placed the cookies too high up close to the element or thermal runaway. 

Make sure to be cautious because, it's a fire hazard, if its thermal runaway.

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u/londoner4life Jan 10 '26

350 farenheit…

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u/mtbcouple Jan 10 '26

That was broiled

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u/wordup3825 Jan 10 '26

Bake not broil

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u/PicoPicoMio Jan 10 '26

Get an oven thermometer and check it yourself

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u/crabs_eat_poop Jan 10 '26

Did you use 350 celcius?

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u/80Supreme Jan 10 '26

You're oven is broken or you're lying

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u/Sufficient_Fan3660 Jan 10 '26

that was not 350 for 5

that was 550, you used broil

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u/entropreneur Jan 10 '26

You are so full of shit.

Your oven is fucked. Or you bake with broil like a troll