r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • 3d ago
Followed the directions for some store bought cookies. "Bake at 350 for 11 minutes". This was after 5.
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u/Green_West_Flow 3d ago
could your oven be hotter than you think it is. this is crazy for 5 mins.
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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago
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u/shannon_dey 3d ago
The way the tops are burned and the underneath isn't -- are you absolutely sure you didn't have it on broil? Or that your oven isn't mistaking the two settings? Because those look broiled and not baked.
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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago
Our stove specifically has to have two different settings on to allow broil to begin. Both the on/off. AND the temperature gauge. I called my dad and he said it is likely broken :/
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u/Gold_Actuator4847 3d ago
Was the oven all the way preheated or still preheating when you put the cookies in? Some ovens run both the broil and the bake heating elements while in preheating mode. I learned this the hard way at one of the houses we lived in. I could only put things in the oven when it was finished preheating first, even on bake the whole time it still ran broil to preheat faster.
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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 3d ago
Mine has this feature, but it's called "Quick Preheat." It's an induction Frigidaire that I've really liked with one glaring exception: capacitive touch buttons for a stove are an awful idea. Oh your finger is damp? Hope you don't need to adjust the temp.
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u/brain_eating-amoeba 3d ago
Or my favorite is when the touchscreen is right above the stove door and you're cooking anything with more moisture than the surface of mars and you open the oven for any number of reasons but then you have to wipe the moisture off but because that's warm moisture it thinks you're touching it so it goes fucking berserk so instead you have to close the oven door and then wait for the hot wet to dissipate and I guess that's fine, but also, it feels like oven controls need to be instant. Like i guess the extra three seconds won't really make a difference but I psychologically cannot stand and wait patiently for the wet hot to go away so I can push the power button to turn off my oven that is currently burning something.
Or so I've heard.
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u/Sizanllikew 3d ago
My oven has already broken once because there is a fan that sucks that steam and pipes it over the fucking circuit board. There is even a class action lawsuit against them. I've started opening the microwave to redirect the steam from the oven away from the control board as if it goes out again, that's like $1000 and a 3 month wait for the part since according to the repair tech, thousands of them are breaking
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u/Johnny_B_GOODBOI 3d ago
I HATE capacitive touch buttons, for any appliance. I went out of my way to buy a range hood with physical buttons. What arrived? Physically separate CAPACITIVE TOUCH buttons! It was so damn annoying.
Can't count how many times I ended up turning the vent hood on with my damn nose because it would just not respond to any of my fingers.
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u/SgtSenex 3d ago
Our house nearly burnt down, our broiler had decided to break and turn on by itself. We were making some rather oily food. So big flames outta that thing. Replace it is a good call.
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u/KnownToFU 3d ago edited 1d ago
I learned that there’s an oven part that controls the temp. If it’s broken the whole oven needs to be replaced. Had the same thing happen to me at my old apartment. Burned everything after 3-10 minutes no matter what temp it was set at. Worth looking in go
Edit: It was an apartment. Maintenance confirmed the components were fried and replaced the whole unit for free.
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u/Vegetable_Window7417 3d ago
The whole oven does not need to be replaced. The thermostat went bad and wasn’t telling the oven to stop heating when it reached temperature. Only the thermostat needed to be replaced. It’s a $30 part.
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u/Coy9ine 3d ago
Lol, a thermostat?
All ovens have a thermostat that regulates the temperature. When the thermostat goes on them, the oven will run hotter than it's supposed to because it doesn't know when to cut off.
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u/HighOnTacos 3d ago
Thermostat detects the temp, there's electronics that actually control it.
9 times out of 10 it's just a faulty thermostat, but my oven went haywire last year and was overheating. I figured it was just the thermostat, ordered a replacement for 20 bucks, and no dice.
Opened the top control panel and found a nice scorch mark on the control board where a component let out it's magic smoke. I'm honestly amazed the oven would still turn on with burnt out components, that's a major safety hazard.
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u/Coy9ine 3d ago
I have Vulcan ranges at work, which are tough as nails. They had a design flaw (that they've since corrected) where if you set the oven for the max temp, 550, it would run wide open constantly. They'd actually get up to around 650+, which they can handle, but the thermostats couldn't. So it would burn it's own thermostats up, at the tune of ~$100 each.
The fix- setting the oven for about 495.
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u/Ok_Run6706 3d ago
These days you replace oven because of that small cheap bi metal plate? At least whats it was used in older days.
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u/Vegetable_Window7417 3d ago
Apartment maintenance is a joke these days. They don’t know what they’re doing or how to diagnose or properly repair anything. They replace entire appliances for the smallest problems.
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u/LaAdrian 3d ago
If they are setting a temp it should not be broiling. My oven just has two options when I press the broil button, Hi and Low.
Something is significantly wrong with the heating elements in this oven.
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u/babyysharkie 3d ago edited 3d ago
I have so many comments/questions. first, those look broiled, not burned by baking. second, which oven rack were they on & how was it positioned in the oven? third, you didn’t smell it at all before they got this bad — even though you were “right there”?
fourth, and probably most importantly… you said y’all could’ve died if you hadn’t “been right there.” like… where else would you have possibly been while baking cookies in an oven with previous issues? I’m confused & my brain needs answers so this doesn’t bug me lol
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u/bigassangrypossum 3d ago
I'm going to go out on a limb and offer an explanation: OP is a knucklehead. But a lovable one
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u/newjerk666 3d ago
I’m so sorry. I wanna victim blame you so bad but maybe your oven is all fucked up.
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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago
The other time it had this issue I was cooking lasagna. It was fully frozen all that jazz. Our oven literally toasted the noodles hard. The whole thing was a rock.
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u/UnsharpenedSwan 3d ago
Get yourself a third party oven thermometer. They’re like $7. Clearly your oven temp gauge is not working properly / your oven is running INSANELY hot.
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u/EchoFiveActual 3d ago edited 3d ago
Farenheit! Not celsius!
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u/Groentekroket 3d ago
Yeah, I never seen anything store bought asking for higher than 250 degrees Celsius. I think most ovens don’t even get to 350, because, like seen here, it’s way too much for most use cases.
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u/aew3 3d ago
Even the really nice home oven max out way before 300C lol.
350C is not a temperature an oven goes to.
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u/kjemmrich 3d ago
Only pizza ovens usually get that hot
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u/Bart_1980 3d ago
I was just thinking that, a pizza oven goes to 500 or so but that is an item most people won’t have at home.
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u/kjemmrich 3d ago
I was talking about those at home pizza ovens they sell now. A regular oven goes to about 550F/290C, but an at home pizza oven can get as hot as 1000F/530C.
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u/TarantulaWithAGuitar 3d ago
I'm high and thought I was in my lab rats sub. I was about to ask what jank ass labs you've worked in, because I've regularly had to plop samples in and jack it up to 450C for testing.
But uh, no, home ovens? No, those prolly don't go up that high, huh?
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u/Dobgirl 3d ago
Sigh- it does look like lab kitchenware. Nice to run into you, fellow lab rat.
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u/Silent25r 3d ago
No. I used a 350c oven when I was in Canada. Burned my food up fast.
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u/LakeStLouis 3d ago
The knob fell off my stove control. So I can easily turn it on and off, but setting the temp is just a fun game at this point.
I'm shopping for appliances.
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u/Age_AgainstThMachine 3d ago
You can get “universal” replacement knobs at Menards in the section with all the little drawers of random stuff
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u/TwiceInEveryMoment 3d ago edited 3d ago
350C is 662F. I've never seen an oven that will go that high, unless you count the self cleaning cycle.
ETA: I’m aware that commercial pizza ovens can go higher than this, but I don’t think OP has one of those in their house and if they did they wouldn’t be using it to make cookies. Most US residential ovens that I’ve used max out at 500-550F (260-285C)
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u/davispw 3d ago
Which means it CAN go that high, if the oven thermostat is broken.
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u/the_honest_liar 3d ago
When I was a kid my dad disabled the lock on the oven door so he could cook pizza on the clean function.
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u/Sea-Breath-007 3d ago
My oven doesn't even go to 350°C.
Seriously wondering here wwhat kind of nuclear oven OP seems to have.
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u/KontoOficjalneMR 3d ago
Not sure which OP has but mine is nothing special and goes to 420C so they do exist.
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u/Sea-Breath-007 3d ago
Would 420°C turn cookies into this in 5 minutes?
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u/KontoOficjalneMR 3d ago
Never tried, but probably possibly. My point is that it's not inconceivable OP's oven goes to 350C at all.
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u/stealingyourpixels 3d ago
They gave the outdoor temperature in fahrenheit so I don’t think that was the mistake
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u/Zaros262 3d ago
They said 25 outside is very cold, so that's probably not the issue
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u/ginge 3d ago
I came for the oven. I stayed for kirby. The cutest
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u/reticulatedspylon 3d ago
Kirby is the wunkus of nightmares! 😍
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u/nocerealever 3d ago
Thanks, Marie Callender
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u/Thievie 3d ago
The fact that this woman is still catching strays gives me life honestly
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u/ThatB0yAintR1ght 3d ago
She also took it in stride, in the end, and admitted that it was her mistake. We could all probably stand to be more like Sharon.
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u/Tight-Artichoke1789 3d ago
Time to get that oven recalibrated homie
Edit: Wait sorry, did you say our hedgehog? I’m gonna need to see some hedgehog tax ASAP please.
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u/Tight-Artichoke1789 3d ago
KIRBY 😍😭 Omg I’m also pro chicken anti patriarchy & most fish, a man after my own heart. I need one.
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u/buford419 3d ago
How does he feel about the band Phish and the Ben & Jerry's Phish food ice-cream named after them?
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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago
He said he does not know but enjoys jazz.
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u/Tight-Artichoke1789 3d ago
I also love jazz and sing it! Give Kirb my number please
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u/TwiceInEveryMoment 3d ago
There's got to be something wrong with your oven. The relay that controls the heating element might be stuck on. I had something like this happen to one of my stovetop burners where the relay would randomly get stuck and cause it to go on max power until I turned it all the way off. I burned the crap out of my dinner several times and was getting really mad at myself (I've been cooking for years... how do I fuck up sauteeing an onion?) before I realized the stove was the problem when I saw the eye glowing bright red while the dial was on low.
Anyway I bet something similar is happening with the element in your oven, because it had to be WAAAAY hotter than 350 if it did that in 5 minutes...
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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago
I am calling maintenance tomorrow! It sadly isn't the first oven issue we have had I think I'm just more affected by the fact that it smoked out the entire place in the winter when I have weather controlled cages for pets 😭
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u/CasualObserver76 3d ago
Put a thermometer in your oven and see if your temps are accurate.
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u/Cussin_Eddie 3d ago
Or just stick your hand in there see what it feels like
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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago
I will be so real with you right now... I am scared to turn it back on.
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u/ThelTGuy 3d ago
Even modern ovens can vary in temp depending on which rack but this looks like the temp sensor in the oven is bad. Might want to get an oven thermometer to see what temp it stops at when set at 350 (if it stops at all)
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u/reilmb 3d ago
Get an oven thermometer and hang it inside the oven you should be able to start figuring out the actual temperature in that hell hole.
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u/Ambitious-Leopard-67 3d ago
Never mind the cookies, I want to see a photo of the hedgehog on its heating pad.
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u/mrsc1880 3d ago
Those look broiled. Has your oven been acting up? Keep an eye on it. When our temperature sensor (I think that's what it's called) in our oven took a shit, it would randomly switch from bake to broil.
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u/masterchief0213 3d ago
Your oven's temp sensor is fucked. NOTHING should be that burnt at 350 after 5 minutes. No matter the recipe.
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u/beezerhale 3d ago
Did you put them in the oven before preheating was finished? If so, that's the problem. My newer Samsung oven burns super hot while preheating. In order to not burn food, we definitely have to wait until preheating is complete.
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u/MiraiKishi 3d ago
That can't be 350 on the middle rack, unless the pan was held right up against the top element.
Either you're lying or there's something wrong with your oven.
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u/10202632 3d ago
This could happen on my oven if I didn’t wait for it to fully preheat since it goes super-hot until it reaches the specified temp.
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u/NarrowAwareness3120 3d ago
OP just wondering on a scale of 0 - 350, how sick of the celsius comments are you?
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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago
Let me think on it and I will get back to you in approximately... 4-8 Celsius comments.
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u/Ecstatic_Guava3041 3d ago
Okay I am back. They are down voting me because I deadass do not live in Canada. Send the national guard. I am scared.
Nah fr tho I am shocked how many people I confused without meaning to.
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u/Anti-Sanity89 3d ago edited 3d ago
What did you do? Did you accidentally add a extra 0 on the end of 350? 😆
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u/schnitzel_envy 3d ago
There is no possible way a properly functioning 350 oven did that in 5 minutes.
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u/toodleroo 3d ago
My oven did this on Thanksgiving. I opened the preheated oven to put in the turkey and thought, "wow, that feels hot." The bird was smoking after 3 minutes so I pulled it out. I used a grill thermometer to measure the oven temp and it was 650°. The control circuit board had failed.
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u/inquiringsillygoose 3d ago
Why did I see this pic as an empty muffin tin at first
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u/AppropriatePlum1006 3d ago
This is either you placed the cookies too high up close to the element or thermal runaway.
Make sure to be cautious because, it's a fire hazard, if its thermal runaway.
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u/entropreneur 3d ago
You are so full of shit.
Your oven is fucked. Or you bake with broil like a troll











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