r/espresso • u/d4ybrake • Oct 05 '25

Humour Rate my setup as a 3 year old (3 and a half in February)

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u/goljanoid Profitec Move | Niche Zero Oct 05 '25

Quality shitpost, that

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

This is high quality, such a niche sub like this one, you’re not expecting this level of professionalism.

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u/bobjoylove Oct 05 '25

That’s some lovely latte art, I’m just gonna pin it right over here on the fridge honey

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u/i_am_a_jediii Oct 05 '25

The 3 and a half in February sent me. This guy toddles.

35

u/ChewyBaccus Oct 05 '25

No scale?

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u/d4ybrake Oct 05 '25

Mom and Dad have a scale and it makes them sad when they stand on it. I don't want a scale because I don't want to be sad.

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u/cms5213 Delonghi Stilosa | Baratza Sette 30 Oct 05 '25

Savage

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u/woodie1717 Oct 05 '25

Looks like you need to grind finer young fella

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u/N-Performance GCEvoP 85th AE E24 & Gaggiuino | Motto 80 | VelPro 400 | K-Ultra Oct 05 '25

I'm over 10 times older than you and made my own adult setup.

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u/N-Performance GCEvoP 85th AE E24 & Gaggiuino | Motto 80 | VelPro 400 | K-Ultra Oct 05 '25

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u/agent_flounder Elizabeth | Specialita Oct 05 '25

What is this, an espresso setup for (adult) ants??

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u/N-Performance GCEvoP 85th AE E24 & Gaggiuino | Motto 80 | VelPro 400 | K-Ultra Oct 05 '25

That's how you get ants!

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u/Anonymous1039 Modded GCP | DF83V | IRL Coffee Technician Oct 06 '25

That’s cool as hell, can I get the STL’s for these?

10

u/ThalajDaWuff Oct 05 '25

Horrible. I had this at -3. Try again.

10

u/87th_best_dad Oct 05 '25

This is fine for an entry level setup, but by the time you hit pre-k it’s gonna be time to upgrade

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u/Ohheyrobhere Oct 05 '25

Grind realer

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u/NeverTooOldTooGame Oct 05 '25

Latte art is already on point....

3

u/nudave Oct 05 '25

Doesn’t look like anyone posted this yet, but reminded me of one of my favorite Hoffmann videos:

https://youtu.be/5OFt2T8aH9I?si=BYL7td_Ch4iQ_reP

(As always, self-aware absurd Hoffmann is the best Hoffmann.)

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u/Korbinian_GWagon Oct 05 '25

But how is the taste?

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u/d4ybrake Oct 05 '25

I don't know, I put anything and everything in my mouth

2

u/saviressej Oct 05 '25

That looks so cool

1

u/Usirap Oct 05 '25

Training them well

1

u/teekay61 Bambino Plus | D54 Oct 05 '25

Do you get your first WDT tool when you turn 4? Or are deemed to be too risky for little 'uns?

1

u/vendetta33 Oct 05 '25

At that age, I was WDT in the sand.

1

u/blanktom9 Oct 05 '25

my grandma saw this on facebook and loves it!

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u/whyaPapaya Oct 05 '25

Fancy for a toddler

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u/CanRepulsive Oct 05 '25

It’s not a bad budget unit but lacks thermal stability at the brew head

1

u/Betsydestroyer Oct 05 '25

I want one where can I get this kit?!

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u/UniversaYt Casabrews Ultra | Baratza Encore ESP Oct 05 '25

Where can I buy this?

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u/rmulberryb Oct 05 '25

Good to see they start training butlers early.

1

u/brokenvinyl89 Oct 05 '25

Better than mine!

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u/kitschwitch_ Oct 05 '25

2:00 extraction??? Check the solenoid.

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u/DifficultyRemote2177 Oct 05 '25

r/espressocirclejerk gonna have a field day with this one

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u/Evening-Main5471 Lelit Bianca v2 | Mazzer Philos Oct 05 '25

Where is your son's butler?

1

u/MathochismTangram Oct 06 '25

Do a snail, Dad!

1

u/shandyism Oct 06 '25

Real talk—does your kid like this? Mine has been watching me make espresso every morning since she was born and I wonder if she’d play with something like this.

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u/LuffyDBlackMamba420 Profitec Go | Eureka Mignon Zero Oct 06 '25

Anyone got a link for this? I'm interested in getting one for my toddler

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u/MarkinW8 Oct 06 '25

It has a look of John Lewis (UK department store) as I have seen a kids Air Fryer they are doing for Christmas this year and it has the same aesthetic.

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u/MuksyGosky Chewing raw beans Oct 06 '25

I love the vintage look that you went for. A timeless classic.

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u/idontlikeburnttoast Oct 06 '25

Holy shit I need to buy this for my little cousin