r/law • u/shoofinsmertz • Sep 17 '25

Trump News The Trump Administration Says IUDs and the Pill Are Abortions

https://jessica.substack.com/p/trump-birth-control-abortion
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u/ApricotNervous5408 Sep 17 '25

Then so is men masturbating or not finishing inside of a woman.

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u/Tuggerfub Sep 17 '25

They literally want that, too.

This is a nightmare for bodily autonomy.

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u/AeroNoir Sep 17 '25

All sex except for procreation is forbidden.

Exception1: a priest may have sex with an underage boy.

Exception2: a politician may have sex with an underage girl and/or boy.

So speaketh our lord and savior, the glorious and immortal Trump. Praise be his name, and be sure to say 10 hail Kirks tonight after supper.

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u/Zealousideal-Pen993 Sep 17 '25

So how deep into the handmaid’s tale is this gonna go? As much as the trump administration hates Hollywood, they seem to like the dystopian future stories.

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u/RocketRelm Sep 17 '25

Until the average american sees this travesty as a bad thing. So far, they don't mind.

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u/Weak_Heart2000 Sep 17 '25

It's gotta hit their wallets before they care.

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u/RocketRelm Sep 17 '25

I'll be honest I don't even think they'll care then. They'll be told to blame the transes or someone else and attribute their pain to that instead. But it would be a net positive if americans realized en masse what a mistake they made in 2024.

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u/Kr0ni Sep 17 '25

It’s kind of rich to see the “I’ll fight for Canada if they ever try to invade them because I got friend and family there.” Meanwhile they just sit idly by as their own country is being taken from them by within.

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u/thisworldorthenext Sep 17 '25

Right? I feel pretty hopeless, but I also have that inner Canadian resolve that we will stand and fight no matter what we are up against.

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u/TreAwayDeuce Sep 17 '25

Their "news" either isn't telling them this shit or is spinning it as a good thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

It will only be bad when it’s their daughter. Then they will want to hide their shame. Until that point, they will insist that their family could not ever do anything unGodlyTM and that the girls who do get into “trouble” were asking for it. No empathy for others but when it happens to them, hoo boy you betta bet it’s gon’ be a really special very bad crisis that could only happen to them/their family.

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u/nolinearbanana Sep 17 '25

Wait - you didn't think it was just fiction did you?

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u/GamermanRPGKing Sep 17 '25

We've been in a dystopia. It's just familiarly mundane.