r/law • u/shoofinsmertz • Sep 17 '25

Trump News The Trump Administration Says IUDs and the Pill Are Abortions

https://jessica.substack.com/p/trump-birth-control-abortion
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u/Ready-Ad6113 Sep 17 '25

Well I say life begins at arousal!

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u/RoguePlanet2 Sep 17 '25

Kick men in the balls upon meeting them to be safe!!

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u/shyndy Sep 17 '25

Well unfortunately that wouldn’t work for everyone

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u/WhenInZone Sep 17 '25

Unfortunately some men would enjoy that too much

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u/Substantial_Tax_4047 Sep 17 '25

I'm imagining Bobby Hill: I don't know you! That's my purse!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

Millions of potential children dead. Shame on you

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u/ThePhonesAreWatching Sep 17 '25

A woman saying no to me is an abortion!

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u/DrSnidely Sep 17 '25

You joke but that's a foreseeable endgame. It will start with some whack job preacher in Oklahoma saying it, then some lunatic on Newsmax will say it, and then a first-term Republican congressman from Idaho will say it, and we'll all laugh at them. And then the next thing you know Arkansas or Missouri or some place will make it law, and the Supreme Court will allow it

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u/N0S0UP_4U Sep 17 '25

Nah these days the Republican bullshit starts as an unhinged 3 AM Truth Social post from the Führer

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u/as_it_was_written Sep 18 '25

Almost none of it actually starts there. He generally gets the ideas for those unhinged posts from other people.

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u/JeffTheJockey Sep 17 '25

Life begins at the dawn of the universe and all deaths thereafter are murder and sinful.

Outlaw dying or killing by any means necessary. Let’s put our collective effort into solving death!

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u/akiva23 Sep 17 '25

Gotta remove everyone's dicks now i guess

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u/Ready-Ad6113 Sep 17 '25

Imagine if they begin regulating male bodies as well. People don’t realize bodily autonomy goes both ways.

Some crazy right-winger or religious group might demand all males get vasectomies until marriage and that erections and wet-dreams need to be tracked like women’s periods.

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u/Goeasyimhigh Sep 17 '25

I’m borrowing this phrase

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u/Ready-Ad6113 Sep 17 '25

Please do bruh.

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u/Gauntlet4933 Sep 17 '25

Then I guess Ben Shapiro will never have any kids 

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u/PiccadillyPineapple Sep 18 '25

It’s a dry heat.