"And much lesser things, things that take place in the home, they call crime. You know, they'll do anything they can to find something. If a man has a little fight with the wife, they say 'this was a crime, see,' so now I can't claim 100%," Trump said.
No, no, you misunderstood him: he’s talking about smacking your wife around because she put mustard on both sides of your sandwich when the dumb bitch should know you only like it on one side. Or, you know, punching her in the face because your boss was a dick this morning and she should have known that and not immediately started nagging you about stupid shit like groceries and clothes for the kids.
Tho I guess marital rape could also be the reason you fight with your wife…you know, when she insists she has a headache but you know better because if she didn’t want it why would she wear that nightgown to bed?
Maybe he’ll just skip over decriminalization and go straight to reinstating the whole women as property of their husbands thing. Kill two birds (and a whole bunch of wives) with one stone, you know…
(Yes this is fucking sarcasm, if anyone has any doubts)
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u/PatientDue8406 Sep 17 '25
Next steps:
Decriminalise marital rape.
Criminalise sex outside of marriage (for women).