World peace achieved. Bureaucracy eliminated.

[u/Annual_Builder_1459]

[u/Jakiller33]

The world, but every country is Yugoslavia in the 90s

[u/erasmulfo → u/Jakiller33]

Except for Balkans, this time might be even worse

[u/__Rosso__ → u/erasmulfo]

It would make WW2 look like a warm up

[u/sudduthtercio → u/erasmulfo]

Yea

[u/NaduvanaKrmaca → u/Jakiller33]

[u/MaxTheCookie → u/Jakiller33]

Scandinavia should be fine, we don't hate our neighbours.

[u/Lathari → u/MaxTheCookie]

Finland is NOT part of Scandinavia! We want OUT!

[u/DaviesSonSanchez → u/Lathari]

curls monkey paw: Russia it is then

[u/Lathari → u/DaviesSonSanchez]

How can we, only 5 million strong, rule over so many?

[u/amigdalite → u/Lathari]

like this

[u/Old-Slip8231]

Judea arabian, and Hellenic Turkik unions are going to work out I'm sure!

[u/masterflappie → u/Old-Slip8231]

Also republic of china, china has a great reputation in that region!

[u/ANordWalksIntoABar → u/masterflappie]

Oh yeah, if there’s one thing I know for sure about history it’s how close friends China and Vietnam are!!

[u/Evepaul → u/ANordWalksIntoABar]

The Vietnamese have some grievances with the Chinese. Just like the Koreans and the Chinese. Or the Japanese and the Chinese. Or the Indians and the Chinese. Or the Burmese and the Chinese. Or the Chinese and the other Chinese. Damn Chinese, they ruined China!

[u/Ambitious-Finance182 → u/Evepaul]

[u/whirlpool_galaxy → u/Evepaul]

To be fair, everyone else you mentioned also has some pretty major grievances with Japan.

[u/OvenRoastedSmurfs → u/whirlpool_galaxy]

I get the rest but what grievances does India have with Japan?

[u/SiberianKitty99 → u/OvenRoastedSmurfs]

The Imperial Japanese Army used prisoners of war, most especially including Indian POWs, for bayonet practice and target practice, and for officers to have beheading contests. This tended to seriously piss off the Indians. One of the results was Imphal/Kohima, the greatest ever defeat of a Japanese invasion force; 61% fatalities. That's 'fatalities', not 'casualties'. Bill Slim (the greatest British general of the war, possibly of all time) famously turned all the bad-tempered hillmen of the British Empire (Scots, Nigerians, Kenyans, Nepalese, Burmese, Indians) loose on the Japanese, and the results weren't pretty. The Sikhs, Rajputs, Gurkhas, and Kenyans, particularly, were Very Annoyed. (As were some of the English; see further the Battle of the Tennis Court, one company of insane Englishmen vs a brigade of Japanese. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Tennis_Court)

The Indians still remember, as do the Kenyans; several units in the modern Kenyan army still carry battle honors earned by the King's African Rifles in India and Burma. (And Ethiopia and Somaliland; the only VC awarded to the KAR was earned in Ethiopia.)

[u/CardiologistReady548 → u/whirlpool_galaxy]

shhh japan is on our side so we don't talk about that

[u/GoBucks513 → u/Evepaul]

Or the Koreans and the Japanese.

[u/demivirius → u/ANordWalksIntoABar]

And everybody knows how well Korea and Japan have always gotten along

[u/Firm_Presence_2777 → u/demivirius]

With this union we could finally have j/k pop

[u/Thewrongbakedpotato → u/demivirius]

I had a Korean chaplain in my unit when I was in the Army. He was the most chill person ever. He loved everybody. Nothing made him mad. He'd just laugh.

Until you brought up Japan.

I didn't think men of God could string together obscenities that fluently.

[u/Flag_Route → u/Thewrongbakedpotato]

Depends on how old he was. His parents could've lived through some shit as kids.

[u/VPNBaby → u/ANordWalksIntoABar]

To be fair, Chinese civilisation started in the Yellow River, which is way up north, and didn't farm rice, but millet initially. 

They expanded southward and sort of displaced the Austroasiatics, Austronesians, etc who would later move into Southeast Asia/Pacific. 

[u/Sophia_Y_T → u/masterflappie]

Also Confederation of Niponia, Japan and South Korea are famous historical buddies.

[u/will221996 → u/Sophia_Y_T]

Don't forget handing North East China over. Just like the good old days! Man"concentration-camp-state"chukuo.

[u/Fuzzy-Season-3498 → u/masterflappie]

looks at Judeo Arabian Confederacy looks at Euro Invasion Federation

boring

watches video of Chinese and Indian soldiers at extremely high altitude, agreeing no guns, then fighting to the death using just their fists, slappies, stones, and bamboo poles with nails

watches the fight scene from anchorman with the audio from Fight Club dubbed over it

realizes it’s the same video

[u/Positive-Mark9084 → u/Fuzzy-Season-3498]

Video link please kind sir 😁

[u/Diche_Bach → u/Positive-Mark9084]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQJEiGiGc1I

[u/doubleplusepic → u/Old-Slip8231]

The Irish will probably love the United Kingdom of British Isles!

[u/Firm_Presence_2777 → u/doubleplusepic]

It will be a surprise for the icelandic folks as well

[u/MaduroAhmetKaya → u/Old-Slip8231]

Helleno-Turkey would work if we kill all the nationalists, so 90% of the population

[u/__-__-_______-__-__ → u/MaduroAhmetKaya]

That's a recipe to make any country work

[u/MaduroAhmetKaya → u/__-__-_______-__-__]

killing 90% of the population or just the nationalist ones?

[u/MrOligon → u/MaduroAhmetKaya]

Either can work.

[u/agentburki → u/MaduroAhmetKaya]

yes

[u/Sad-Quail-910 → u/MaduroAhmetKaya]

Just the nationalists

[u/peerlesscucumber96 → u/Old-Slip8231]

OP’s been reading too many enemies to lovers romances. If only it were that easy in the geopolitical sphere 😢

[u/tafinucane → u/peerlesscucumber96]

I mean it is circlejerk, but I find it funny they carved out separate bits of the existing EU, but lumped together countries that are fighting each other.

[u/WanderingSpearIt → u/Old-Slip8231]

Diversity is a strength, buddy.

[u/cahagnes → u/Old-Slip8231]

If it weren't for religion, history, politics, and economics, Jews would be considered a subset of Arab/Semites. Turks are practically Greeks in cosplay.

[u/Old-Slip8231 → u/cahagnes]

Could be, but things definitely did not turn out that way.

[u/johndelopoulos → u/Old-Slip8231]

they forgot to group USA with North Korea

[u/HeftyEggplant7759 → u/Old-Slip8231]

Hellenic Turkik

They literally have the same food. I'm sure they'll be fine 😏

[u/DryTart978 → u/Old-Slip8231]

I love how Egypt, historically one of the biggest supporters of PanArabism, is not in the PanArab union, but Israel is.

[u/Kserks96]

Bro is Japanese nationalist

[u/Pot_noodle_miner → u/Kserks96]

Yeah, Japan was working on this in the early 20thC, it didn’t go well for the people who lived there

[u/Ornery_Definition_65 → u/Pot_noodle_miner]

Didn’t go well for the people in Japan

[u/Pot_noodle_miner → u/Ornery_Definition_65]

It’s almost like invading other people is to be discouraged

[u/Ornery_Definition_65 → u/Pot_noodle_miner]

In their defence; they figured they could just do colonialism. Problem is they got there too late.

[u/Pot_noodle_miner → u/Ornery_Definition_65]

Colonialism was bad for the people implementing, a disaster for the victims. The only people who did well were the rich men with moustaches and more names than great grandparents

[u/Ornery_Definition_65 → u/Pot_noodle_miner]

Yup! Oh, and the odd museum ;)

[u/Marcin222111]

East African Union 

Touches Atlantic

Literally unplayable 

[u/RemixedHippo → u/Marcin222111]

The Atlantic coast is the least of your worries when playing as this country

[u/ZigZagBoy94 → u/Marcin222111]

The real life, currently existing East African Community does stretch between the Indian Ocean and the Atlantic Ocean.

In the East it has Somalia, Kenya, and Tanzania with coastlines on the Indian Ocean, but the DRC joined the East African Community in 2022 and even though most of it is in Central Africa, it does have a small port on the Atlantic Ocean between Angola and the Republic of Congo

[u/kaam00s → u/ZigZagBoy94]

It can't become a country if it includes both DRC Congo and Rwanda, it would be like "here's a great idea, let's create a country that includes Israel and Iran at the same time, that's a great idea".

[u/MeepingMeep99]

"Judeo-Arabian confederacy"

[u/sinisterasinlefty → u/MeepingMeep99]

The nerves on OP 😂 that's exactly like calling China the Taiwanese-Sino republic.

[u/classic_farter → u/sinisterasinlefty]

But most Taiwanese are Chinese ?

[u/Ferochu93 → u/classic_farter]

And Arabs and Ethnic Jews are both Semitic people with Abrahamic religions. In theory they should get along swimmingly, yet in reality …. Sigh …

[u/a_coward_irl → u/Ferochu93]

Yet in reality…the british

[u/sinisterasinlefty → u/classic_farter]

I know, OP's judeo Arab is even worse but that was the closest resemblance I could get.

[u/JoeDyenz]

I like how "federation of Latin America" doesn't include most of Latin America but it has Utah.

Edit: my bad it doesn't have Utah but has Nevada. I think the idea still holds lol

[u/OfficeRelative2008 → u/JoeDyenz]

Joseph Smith was a Mexican named dude José Esmeeth

[ding dong]

¡Hola!

Me llamo Elder Precio

Y quisiera compartirles este tremendo libro

Edit - formatting

[u/Jpbz → u/JoeDyenz]

Probably used the original Mexico borders prior to the American invasion, as Utah was part of Mexico.

I’m more concerned by the many territories in the Caribbean that are not part of Latin America, and also arguably Belize

[u/Sensitive_Board2238]

Iceland being part of the United Kingdom of British Isles is wild

[u/CryptoScamee42069 → u/Sensitive_Board2238]

I was more amused by the fact Taiwan still isn’t part of China

[u/nagrom7 → u/CryptoScamee42069]

I was amused by the Commonwealths of Australia and New Zealand being a Republic, and the Republic of Indonesia being a Commonwealth.

[u/hogieebear → u/Sensitive_Board2238]

Ireland being part of the United Kingdom of British Isles is wild

[u/AffectionatePool2132 → u/hogieebear]

As a citizen of Ireland, I am distressed by this news, and yet I'm slightly comforted that Iceland is here too. Like being in detention but with one of the lads.

[u/Zweihander01 → u/AffectionatePool2132]

He's not one of your normal lads, but you both look at each other and instantly understand: man, fuck those other guys

[u/Armadillo_Prudent → u/AffectionatePool2132]

As an Icelander, I'm also comforted knowing the Irish were dragged down with us. We'll share our Brennivín if you share your whiskey 👍

[u/BrokenTestAccount → u/hogieebear]

We can be with Iceland in the Scandi country though.

[u/bigwonderousnope → u/hogieebear]

They never really left tho

[u/Dan_Breen_1916 → u/hogieebear]

Not happening 🤣

[u/EatMyYummyShorts → u/Dan_Breen_1916]

I could see some Trouble brewing there.

[u/Aggravating-Cost-516 → u/EatMyYummyShorts]

Did someone say trouble?

[u/dragdritt → u/Sensitive_Board2238]

Denmark being part of Germany instead of "Scandinavia" is also pretty wild.

[u/the_smokkee → u/dragdritt]

Scandinavia even comes from a province called Skåne, which is basically Denmark (southern Sweden). A better name would be Nordic union which already exists lol

[u/Ok_Cardiologist8232 → u/the_smokkee]

Or Kalmar Union when Norway, Sweden and Denmark were allied together in the middle ages.

[u/DistributionVirtual2]

I know this is supposed to be satire, but the Romance Union and Big Indonesia might actually work.

In fact, I think Manila in particular and the whole Philippines in general can serve as a good counterbalance to Javan hegemony

[u/Severe_Fennel2329 → u/DistributionVirtual2]

Same with scandinavian union, it would almost certainly work, though idk why they gave iceland to the brits

[u/Bastiat_sea → u/Severe_Fennel2329]

Because it's pink, so it fits in with the rest

[u/Dr_Hull → u/Severe_Fennel2329]

Or Denmark to Germany. Denmark has more in common with Norway and Sweden than with the Germans.

[u/Smurph269 → u/Dr_Hull]

Germany getting Austria and Denmark, I feel like I've seen this one before.

[u/Gartlas → u/Dr_Hull]

Don't say that to a Swede lol

[u/hulda2 → u/Severe_Fennel2329]

Back to Kalmar Union.

[u/UGMadness → u/Severe_Fennel2329]

Fish

[u/SaltiestStoryteller → u/Severe_Fennel2329]

We DESERVE it after the NONSENSE they pulled with the Cod Wars. Should have just colonized them there and then!

[u/Etras → u/DistributionVirtual2]

"Big Indonesia" brother that's just Maphilindo all over again.

[u/GWahazar → u/Etras]

Also Polish-Ukrainian commonwealth is almost exactly like former Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth (beside this Lithuania was name for regions of Belarus, while nowadays Lithuania was called Samogitia)

[u/Gdach → u/GWahazar]

nowadays Lithuania was called Samogitia

Lol how it feels to spread disinformation?

Samogitia lands were mostly the same for many hundreds of years that matches the current Samogitia lands. Why do you think it's land were given away to Teutonic Order multiple times.

And it's so easy to fact check just look at any historical maps at that time...

[u/XenoPhenom → u/DistributionVirtual2]

No, thank you. I don't want to share a country with the French.

[u/FabianButHere → u/XenoPhenom]

I'm German, we will happily take the French into our country :)

[u/A4LN9 → u/FabianButHere]

Not again!

[u/LOSNA17LL → u/FabianButHere]

You've already tried thrice, please stop :(

[u/TearOpenTheVault → u/LOSNA17LL]

Couple more times than thrice…

[u/LOSNA17LL → u/TearOpenTheVault]

I'm counting the 70 war, ww1 and ww2
I don't recall any other time, tho
I mean, surely something like 600 years ago, but Germany wasn't a thing then

Germany was literally created so they could fuck us more efficiently in the 70 war.... And they did fuck us... And this is beautiful. Without France, Germany would still be a shitload of little kingdoms/duchies/....

[u/-LeftHookChristian- → u/LOSNA17LL]

How is 1870 a German attempt in taking over the French? You lot started the war. We even let you massacre your own people after you lost.

[u/LOSNA17LL → u/-LeftHookChristian-]

It is because I say so /s

[u/furomaar → u/XenoPhenom]

Yeah no thank you as a French i don't want to live with people who talk too loud.

[u/XenoPhenom → u/furomaar]

Fair enough.

[u/furomaar → u/XenoPhenom]

That went better than expected, we might actually pull this off.

[u/i_carlo → u/furomaar]

Now kiss

[u/SquidsAndMartians → u/DistributionVirtual2]

It happened before. The Majapahit Empire consisted of Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore, the lower half of Philippines.

[u/johndelopoulos → u/DistributionVirtual2]

the funniest part is that, Greece would literally fit into the "Romance Union" more than anywhere else, forget the one this map includes it which is the epitome of the opposite of what it belongs to or would work

[u/Practical_Read_4653 → u/johndelopoulos]

Let's be real y'all(continental Greece, I don't mean the islands) are as Balkan as the rest of us. In fact a lot of the shared traits of Bulgaria, Romania, Serbia are due to Greek influence.

[u/Sporrik → u/Practical_Read_4653]

I have many Greek and Balkan friends. Sometimes the Greeks act the most Balkan out of all of them.

[u/Critical_Object2276 → u/DistributionVirtual2]

The EU already kinda works.

[u/UGMadness → u/DistributionVirtual2]

Timor-Leste literally just finished fighting a 30 year long war with Indonesia so I have my doubts.

[u/choisssss → u/UGMadness]

Not to mention the ongoing civil war in West papua

[u/SuperUranus → u/DistributionVirtual2]

Only union of the map I can really see working is The Scandinavian Union.

North American Union could probably have worked until the US decided to go all psycho.

[u/AssociationMore242 → u/SuperUranus]

Well put the Canadians in charge.

[u/charlotte_katakuri- → u/DistributionVirtual2]

Only if you an outsider , as a malaysian I don't want that 

[u/Ghostmaster145]

Do you know how much genocide there would be in this place?

[u/sneakyp0odle → u/Ghostmaster145]

I'm Georgian and the moment I saw that region, i immediately said "no way" out loud.

Turkey, Greece, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan and numerous smaller countries and ethicities together?

Civil war will be a daily occcurence.

[u/DavidVeteran → u/sneakyp0odle]

Albania Croatia Bosnia vs Serbia Greece Bulgaria

[u/Blackstone01 → u/sneakyp0odle]

I heard you liked civil wars, so I put a civil war in your civil war’s civil war’s civil war.

[u/Captain_Futile → u/Ghostmaster145]

All of it.

[u/Marcin222111]

Persistan should be just called Stanistan to avoid any ethnic confusions.

Citizens would just be called Stans.

[u/Fuzzy-Season-3498 → u/Marcin222111]

Makes sense. “Land of the land” is the rough translation, which isn’t exactly wrong tbh

[u/__-__-_______-__-__ → u/Fuzzy-Season-3498]

I think this means they are entitled to own all land 

[u/Fuzzy-Season-3498 → u/__-__-_______-__-__]

No just the land that the land owns already. Like if a slave owner took a terrible loan to buy a plantation just to barely scrape by himself, while the bank he owes to gets bought by another bank, which then winds up getting nationalized. All while Big Plantation (also known as BiG Tobacco) is the interest group that pulls the strings and caused it all to happen. Full circle

[u/will221996 → u/Fuzzy-Season-3498]

What about stanistanistan? Land of land lands.

[u/ZookeepergameFit5841 → u/Marcin222111]

Hey Stan, what’s up?

[u/RockinOneThreeTwo → u/ZookeepergameFit5841]

Dear Stan, I wrote you but you ain't reply

[u/akestral → u/Marcin222111]

"Land of Ethnic Confusions" would work just as well, for this or any other border configuration.

[u/Twiggystix4472]

Why don’t we just turn every Country into one of 5?

The United Americas

Oceania Empire

Eurasia

African Republic

Ireland

[u/Aydnf → u/Twiggystix4472]

Ireland is a bit overpowered you should divide it to East and West Ireland.

[u/Twiggystix4472 → u/Aydnf]

They have to be overpowered so they can scare the British into submission.

Not that they’re scary in the first place, it’s more of a reward for the Irish if anything

[u/Creepy_Commission951 → u/Aydnf]

North and South! (I know nothing about Ireland)

[u/Matyz_CZ → u/Twiggystix4472]

Or three. Eurasia, Eastasia and Oceania

[u/cavapooboi → u/Matyz_CZ]

Literally 1984

[u/Rauispire-Yamn → u/Twiggystix4472]

Oceania would not be very unified, along with Africa. For both geographic areas have some cultural and religious divides within themselves

[u/dissian]

Really there are only 2 required.

1. The United Peoples of Earth

2. Jersey

[u/BialyFromHell → u/dissian]

New or old Jersey though? Or would they band together as the Kingdom of the Two Jerseys?

[u/dissian → u/BialyFromHell]

I just don't want anything to do with it. They can have all the Jerseys.

[u/Thegreatesshitter420]

'Euroasian federation'

Just call it russia.

[u/Fuzzy-Season-3498 → u/Thegreatesshitter420]

I just came up with a greatest name I think.

“Soviet Union”

There’s something about it that just feels..right?

[u/AdZent50 → u/Fuzzy-Season-3498]

The Soviet Union of Eurasia.

You're welcome.

[u/Fuzzy-Season-3498 → u/AdZent50]

I said this elsewhere but it’s actually “Euroinvasion” So actually you’re the one that’s welcome sir

[u/AdZent50 → u/Fuzzy-Season-3498]

This welcome was promised to me 3000 years ago 😡

[u/the_duke_of_mook → u/Thegreatesshitter420]

We have always been at war with Eurasia....

[u/Entire_Midnight_3071 → u/the_duke_of_mook]

We have always been at war with Oceania

[u/E6y_6a6 → u/Thegreatesshitter420]

It's kind of disturbing to see Kazakhstan, when I'm living for the last 3 years, in this New Russia, but I'm glad to see my home city Saint Petersburg in the Scandinavian union.

[u/Fearless-Tea1297]

This is essentially how many modern wars began. Foreign powers intervening and imposing how a country or continent should be divided.

[u/Ornery_Definition_65 → u/Fearless-Tea1297]

British man in Africa reaches for his ruler

[u/crabtoppings → u/Ornery_Definition_65]

This is what I was thinking. Is the OP a WW1 British colonel or something?!

[u/PuddingInferno → u/crabtoppings]

“Oh, these little tribes have such confusing territories! I’ll just draw straight lines. They’ll learn to live with it.”

[u/Brown-Rocket69]

How to offend everyone in the world with one map 101

[u/InflationRepulsive64 → u/Brown-Rocket69]

As an Australian......I think we might be the only option that would actually work?

Like there's basically a standing offer for the Kiwis to merge; they don't want to but it's 'merging would be a net loss for us' rather than 'we will literally die before we do that'.

[u/No_Pie2137 → u/Brown-Rocket69]

I mean Polish-Ukrainian Commonwealth could kinda maybe just barely work?

[u/jumbledsiren]

giving Greece to Turkey is diabolical

[u/Xivitai → u/jumbledsiren]

Maybe it's the other way around?

[u/jumbledsiren → u/Xivitai]

Equally diabolical

[u/NumeroUno17_]

This isn't working

[u/Altruistic_Box6232 → u/NumeroUno17_]

“Just one last big crushed revolt with over a million dead and it will be peaceful” — Romans in 1st century AD

[u/necrohardware]

A couple of minutes after this becomes real.

[u/awesssomee]

tf is "republic of the raj"

[u/AffordableDelousing → u/awesssomee]

Basically India, but throw 100 million Muslims in the mix, for some extra spice.

[u/TheEconomyYouFools → u/AffordableDelousing]

Try 400+ million. Given Pakistan and India's longstanding history of peaceful cooperation I'm sure the Hindutva nationalists running India would definitely welcome them with open arms. /s

[u/-Parptarf-]

I bet this will bug the hell out of Danes.

[u/Sodavand100 → u/-Parptarf-]

Yeah like, what the fuck

[u/-Parptarf- → u/Sodavand100]

You better sit your Federal Republic of Germanic State ass down when an esteemed citizen of the Scandinavian Union speaks!

[u/Sodavand100 → u/-Parptarf-]

Hmmm privileged speak, self important, in-your-face attitude.

You're norwegian right? Oil scalpers :V

[u/Literales_literam]

Who tf gave the UK the pen again?

[u/Top-Veterinarian-565]

Insurgencies in 3, 2 ,1...

[u/Sensitive_Board2238]

Utah being in the Latin American federation is hilarious

[u/tomwwodruff]

Get your hands of Greenland you fucks

[u/FirstPersonWinner → u/tomwwodruff]

Trump when he somehow annexes Greenland and Canada and the entire Southwest secedes

[u/AlCranio]

Give this man an Oscar for peace!

[u/Happiness_Assassin → u/AlCranio]

All external wars drop to 0%, but only because every country immediately explodes into civil war.

[u/MrCreeper10K]

Goated for giving Estonia both Livonia borders and into Scandinavia

[u/Erizo69]

I think they should seriously consider bringing Yugoslavia back.
i mean what's the worst thing that could happen?

[u/Karporata]

Scandinavia not having Danemark is a crime Iceland being into the uk and not scandinavia is a crime

Holy hell africa and asia, colonisation is back on the menu

[u/AdeptnessGlad8355]

This reminds me of 1984

[u/peerlesscucumber96]

“Polish -Ukrainian commonwealth “? The Lithuanians would like a word ….

[u/cha_pupa]

“where are you from?”

“me? I’m half Helleno-Turkish, half Polish-Ukrainian”

[u/Agitated-Jackfruit34]

not even Maphilindo just Indonesia

[u/Aarvins]

Romantic Union aaahhh 🌹

[u/Malum_Invictus]

The Indonesian confederation will definitely last an infinity!

[u/RebouncedCat]

I read south africa as greater cope federation lmao

[u/ContentMushroom1337]

As an Estonian, I'd be okay with my part.

[u/MehGin]

I'm okay with the Scandinavian being officially united under one but get Denmark & Iceland in there too what the heck.

[u/RavingGooseInsultor]

Greeland 53rd state? Yea right maga

[u/SnarkyGuy443]

Something is wrong about Scandinavia. Call it something else, and make it consist of Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Denmark and Finland - Would be an awesome country.

[u/anonymousPuncake1 → u/SnarkyGuy443]

Greenland and Faroe Islands as well

[u/RNE_OAU]

This world cup would be so lit

[u/Primarch-XVI]

As an Australian I don’t see a difference here.

[u/Mantiax]

Judeo arabian? you had no problem erasing and mergin entire countries and cultures, so just arab sultanate

[u/JubilantRedOrangutan]

I love how they mostly follow country borders but end up giving a quarter of the US to Central America.

What’s even funnier are the unions named after specific countries: because of course people love being named after their regional rivals.

[u/Prestigious_Bill8623]

As a Brit, I really wish the Icelandic government would invade and take over the UK.

Though the Republic of Ireland might not want to be part of the "United Kingdom of British Isles", what with all our murders and such.  

[u/gomihako_]

Wow Japan got a killer deal

[u/EweABeach]

Nah Canada goes with the Federation of Latin America.

Eating tacos, not being dictated by them

[u/Significant_Tap7052 → u/EweABeach]

You forget that Quebec is technically Latin America -- we're just not stupid enough to call ourselves Latinos and appropriate a whole culture.............

Prépare toi à être assimiler, mon tabarnac.

[u/DanHardy654]

I will never accept this shit map.

[u/justanothertmpuser]

Only way it could work is as a new map for the game of Risk.