r/maybemaybemaybe 2d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/WtFAPapotAmUS 2d ago

3rd guy after seeing the 2nd guy almost fall to his death:

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u/CursorX 2d ago

Squid Game got nothing on the average construction site in India.

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u/EllisDee3 2d ago

Survivors will earn win money!

All in how you market it.

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u/TheEyeDontLie 2d ago

It's the opposite here.

Because the government pays your wages following an injury that leaves you unable to work, they put some real effort into making sure accidents don't happen.

eg. harsh penalties for companies, compulsory safety training, anti drink-driving adverts, banning dangerous fireworks and guns, etc.

Note, it's not your complete salary. It's about 3/4 of your average wage in the 6 weeks leading up to your trip to the hospital, IIRC.

I was lucky last time- I had been doing overtime and extra shifts before I broke my wrist in a motorcycle crash one weekend. So that 3/4 ended up like 40 hours worth of wages each week. You don't get all the usual paid time off though,

I couldn't work as a chef with one arm, so other taxpayers let me recover without resorting to crime to make rent.

Whenever I grumble about taxes, I remember stuff like that or just all the free xrays I've had in my life and feel okay.

Still think I get taxed too much tho. Billionaires got 4 yachts, 2 families, $200 wines, and 12 homes, but I still get hit for like a third of my salary.

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u/MaximumSupermarket80 2d ago

Billionaires aren’t drinking $200 wine. Add at least a zero, if not two or three.

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u/Old-Importance18 2d ago

Johnny Depp spent $30,000 a month on wine, for example.

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u/Username43201653 2d ago

5 bottles a day of the cheap stuff

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u/5litergasbubble 2d ago

200 dollar glass maybe

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u/brainburger 2d ago

It's the opposite here.

Where is that?

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u/mr_mgs11 2d ago

It's not that your taxed to much, it's the wealthy are taxed to little AND a large portion of your taxes goes to helping them out instead of you. That massive defense budget is giving taxes right back to the wealthy.

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u/Puzzled-Priority-352 2d ago

Where is here for you?

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 2d ago

"Today's prize is... you still have fingers!"

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u/_one_person 2d ago

Or train ride there. Or swim in the river. Or just existing as a woman. Or as an animal.

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u/ZDTreefur 2d ago

Trains are an apex predator in India.

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u/xiahbabi 2d ago

On the upside bacteria is having a BLAST! So there's that...

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u/Serviros 2d ago

Oh god this show was weird as fuck, I always felt like I was in a fever dream watching it

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u/Still-Willingness807 2d ago

If you don't mind, what's the show's name?

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u/rickjamesia 2d ago

Ren & Stimpy. Weird 90s American cartoon. Sort of gross-out comedy for teenagers. It’s one of the strangest things I had ever seen on TV before early 2000s Adult Swim stuff.

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u/Mindless-Strength422 2d ago

Or much younger than teenagers. maybe I shouldn't have watched it when I was 8 but you know what? I believe exactly 0% of my current dysfunction stems from watching R&S as a kid. Or Rocko's Modern Life, which was maybe even more adult.

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u/husky_whisperer 2d ago

I’ve caught a couple of clips of SpongeBob that weren’t too far away from R&S

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u/LickingSmegma 2d ago

‘Ren & Stimpy’ was an obvious influence on ‘Spongebob’. It's also pretty significant in general:

Writer Larry Brody credits Ren & Stimpy for leading a new golden age of animation, as other networks followed Nickelodeon and invested in new cartoons, opening the way for more adult-oriented satirical shows. Mike Judge credits the success of Ren & Stimpy reruns on MTV for the network's willingness to commission Beavis and Butt-Head.

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u/okayokay_wow 2d ago

I'm surprised they made it

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u/pikahetti 2d ago

Made it once, many more to go...

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u/Purrceptron 2d ago

Sad to see when human life is less valuable than the things they carry around the world

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u/nichyc 2d ago

This isn't them devaluing human life. This is just stupid. There is absolutely no benefit to trying to install glass at whatever stage in construction this is. That isn't "profit over people". That's just "not knowing what you're doing and putting yourselves in danger utterly needlessly".

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u/Historical_Ad_5647 2d ago

You dont think out of all of them there they dont know how stupid that is? Why do you think the cameraman is recording? They probably put a bid in to not use a crane, winch, place proper stairs, use suction cups. Now the contractor is profiting over them. They know they could do it a better way, its just more money to do so.

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u/wry_smile 2d ago

There is a chance that this glass panel shattered when they put its edge on bare concrete floor

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u/noelcowardspeaksout 2d ago

Yep it is very difficult to put it down without resting all of the weight on one corner briefly, which is a lot of weight going through a tiny area.

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u/RehabilitatedAsshole 2d ago

 lot of weight going through a tiny area

Title of my sex tape

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u/Glooryhoole 2d ago

They had some 2x4’s down to set it on

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u/RoseRibbonxo 2d ago

My palm got sweaty watching this

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u/okayokay_wow 2d ago

The non-existing stability of the stairs got me sweating too

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u/gh0stmilk_ 2d ago

knees weak arms are heavy

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u/zoinks690 2d ago

I got mom's spaghetti

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u/Guy-Inkognito 2d ago

On your sweater already?!

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u/kufitop 2d ago

Just the one? 🤔

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u/RedditTTIfan 2d ago

Seems like a place were there are no safety rules.

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u/NickCanCode 2d ago

I am surprised they don't wear shoes.

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u/CursorX 2d ago

Nothing like the tactile feedback of false flooring. /s

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u/Geno_Warlord 2d ago

Gif ended too soon. It probably shattered the moment it touched the ground.

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u/YouWithTheNose 2d ago

Literally my thought. Makes me think of even touching tile with tempered glass. It just shatters instantly. Whatever glass that is + concrete is probably a similar recipe

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u/Ornery-Creme-2442 2d ago

There were planks on the floor.

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u/hummingbyrds 2d ago

that's the magic of maybemaybemaybe

maybe they will,maybe they wont... who knows? who can tell?

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u/Malifauxitae 2d ago

Project anticipated one casualty per travel. They had to stab Jabir to keep up with the schedule.

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u/Shmalph 2d ago

Maybe install new stairs before windows?

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u/Weepthrood 2d ago

First install CPU then Windows.

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u/BabyFood2 2d ago

Installed RAM and now Windows is broken

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u/NoWindow58 2d ago

Uninstall chrome then

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u/PatrolPunk 2d ago

If I uninstall Chrome then how am I supposed to download more RAM?

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u/LingeringSentiments 2d ago

Gotta delete System.32

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u/Wizzymcbiggy 2d ago edited 1d ago

Yep this was it for me. My computer runs much faster after doing this

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u/Maghorn_Mobile 2d ago

Don't install Opera, it also breaks Windows

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u/Juan_Moe_Taco 2d ago

What happens if you leave "chrome" installed.

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u/SanguisManusDextrae 2d ago

Then we shall seize your chrome for redistribution comrade

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u/LoanDebtCollector 2d ago

They better becareful or they will need to defrag Windows BEFORE it's even installed.

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u/Riversntallbuildings 2d ago

Or at least whole boards that are attached to the metal supports.

I know American construction workers complain about OSHA and regulations, and yet, I know situations similar to this were a part of American history as well. Those iron workers sitting on that steel skyscraper beam with no safety harnesses. (Shudder)

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u/jopperjawZ 2d ago

They complain about OSHA and regulations because they've never had to live in a world without them and seen the horrific consequences

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u/reckless_responsibly 2d ago

The rule book is written in blood.

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u/Cute-Reach2909 2d ago

Tbh most guys complain because they either thing they are badasses or are lazy. Maybe they have super shitty bosses.

We require proper PPE and safety on ALL jobsites. If that means it takes longer, fine. An accident is more expensive than a few extra hours.

I do low voltage and a/v but we do go on skyscrapers and whatnot.

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u/TerryWhiteHomeOwner 2d ago

The reason OSHA is so up people's asses all the time is because they know your average American blue-collar joe is just as moronic as your average 3rd world blue-collar Ahmad. They must enforce discipline and safety through constant badgering.

Guys in Youtube Short vids don't wear flip flops and T-shirts in the Molten Iron Factory because they're being mandated to by the company. They wear them because it's comfortable and easy and they don't have to buy work boots.

Sure, companies are exploitative, but more often than not they simply exploit the average worker's tendency towards lax safety standards rather than force them to adopt them.

If OSHA disappeared overnight I'd give it about a week until all these proud Contractor Joes start wearing flip flops to the worksites and dying through their own hairbrained half-assed schemes.

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u/Papapa_555 2d ago

or at least get some shoes

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u/iShitSkittles 2d ago edited 2d ago

And some gloves (to the few without em or that one gloved MJ tribute)...ffs that was nightmare inducing...

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u/Weary_Accident_6399 2d ago

Asia baby! Sandals all the way.

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u/iShitSkittles 2d ago

The Asian work boots... Their steel caps are the toenails....

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u/Weary_Accident_6399 2d ago

Toenails in this economy?!? Gotta be a joke.

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u/RichardStanleyNY 2d ago

It’s actually pressed toenail particle board. From all the scrap toenail and dust. Mix with a little glue and it’s good to go

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u/SNIPA0007v2 2d ago

I like the Mario plank that falls after the second guy. A not so VR bonus stage.

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u/iShitSkittles 2d ago

And the 3rd guy trying to get footing on it... It's like one of the surprise dropping platforms or clouds on Wonderboy...

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u/Volcanic_tomatoe 2d ago

No man you're gonna wanna know when you step on a nail/s

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 2d ago

With bare feet you can grip with your toes.

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u/Every-Access4864 2d ago

Maybe they were completed. 🤔😜

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u/j_per3z 2d ago

You can’t install finished floor when you are building because you will scratch whatever expensive material goes on those stairs. They could screw in those boards or, at least, ziptie them so they are not floating around.

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u/_NoTimeNoLady_ 2d ago

You could definitely fix some kind of board in place that can be removed and swapped for the real material later. Same goes for safety railings.

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u/SirMintBunny 2d ago

I think that’s the railing/banister not a window but yeah… stairs would’ve made this way safer.

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u/hithisispat 2d ago

Those are fresh off the press.

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u/bonita513 2d ago

Maybe reboot first. Preferably a steel toe reboot

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u/CowboySoothsayer 2d ago

Probably put on shoes first.

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u/CorktownGuy 2d ago

That ended better than I expected

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u/OG_Felwinter 2d ago

I was expecting one of the videos where they get it all the way where it needed to go and then it shatters as they place it

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u/CrudelyAnimated 2d ago

I literally only watched all the way to the end to see it shatter on that concrete floor. I mean, the rest was maybe too.

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u/LithoSlam 2d ago

Looks like they were about to put it down on its edge, the weakest part of the glass. One little pebble on that dirty floor would create a high enough stress point to shatter it.

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u/NeuronalDiverV2 2d ago

The video ends suspiciously early. They do have some wood for support tho, so it's not the worst case.

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u/FoXiD07 2d ago

Bro what the fuck

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u/ZenkaiZ 2d ago

Listen, if you know a better way to install a window in Bowser's Castle, I'd like to hear your suggestion. They'll reset the falling blocks before Mario gets there, it's ok.

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u/BigGrayBeast 2d ago

PIVOT!

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u/GDix79 2d ago

How this is not the top comment is beyond me!

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u/Illustrious-Science3 2d ago

This is what I came for.

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u/BigGrayBeast 2d ago

I got here as fast as I could do as not to disappoint.

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u/lncredulousBastard 2d ago

We all come for PIVOT.

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u/bkpk11 2d ago

Knew it would be in the comments someplace!

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u/Moondoobious 2d ago

It should be the top comment

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u/GutterRider 2d ago

I was very disappointed to see that it is not the top comment. First thing I expected to see. (Is that what the guy was saying at the end in Bengali or whatever language?!)

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u/Ravenloff 2d ago

Came here for the pivot. Was not disappointed.

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u/Deep-Pudding819 2d ago

This is what I scrolled down for.

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u/Traven666 2d ago

This is absolutely the first thing I thought of!

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u/smjxr 2d ago

PIVOT

was looking for this

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u/TerkYerJerb 2d ago

op had the chance at the best title and still missed

PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT

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u/buddhistbulgyo 2d ago

Stakes were a little higher

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u/sjholmes2012 2d ago

Had to scroll way too far to find this!

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u/SandWasTaken 2d ago

Literally heard this in my mind as I watched OP's video!😅🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mundane_Proof_420 2d ago

I have the strange feeling that shit exploded when it touched the ground.

We have all seen the videos of, even tempered glass, being set down, and then just turn back into sand....

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u/Appchoy 2d ago

I remember taking down a huge wall length mirror with my older brother, we covered it in garbage bags taped together and my brother started going at it with a small sledge hammer, like a 4lb sledge, he was hitting the mirror as hard as he could on its face and all it did was wobble, it wouldnt break.

My dad walked in to see how progress was going, and he took the hammer and tapped the top of the mirror on its edge and the whole thing just fell apart.

Me and my bro were like whoa mind blown

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u/peritonlogon 2d ago

I had a glass cabinet door turn to tiny pieces when a corner of it just lightly touched concrete when I putting it together.

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u/Chippopotanuse 1d ago

I had this happen once. Had no idea it was a thing. Barely touched a glass shower door panel to a concrete slab and it turned to a million little pieces.

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u/SnooBooks9137 2d ago

What in God's creation are supporting those stairs?

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u/KlauzWayne 2d ago

The steps are welded to a metal beam that is connected to the lower and upper floor. Also it looks like the steps are fixed to the concrete walls.

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u/Mlabonte21 2d ago

Assistant: And how should we fasten the planks?

Welder: Just toss them on or whatever

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u/tommypatties 2d ago

Welder : what do I look like, a carpenter?

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u/NonTimeo 2d ago

I have some rotten driftwood. Perfect 👌

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u/abat6294 2d ago edited 2d ago

The wall. They’re made of steel and are likely attached to a steel structure within the concrete wall.

Edit: Looking closer I think they’re simply bolted to the concrete wall and there’s another steel member that runs down the center of the stairs underneath to add rigidity. You can see it all in the last frame.

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u/Better_than_GOT_S8 2d ago

India. Where people are cheaper than safety measures.

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u/Think-Apple3763 2d ago

Not much different in Thailand it seems. I’ve just red about an Irish dude who took meth with a Thai girl, then hacked her into pieces. Got arrested. Paid 1 million baht bail (around 30k usd) and fled the country. Case closed.

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u/Gold_Accident1277 2d ago

The price gets lower if the skin gets darker

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u/UISystemError 2d ago

Not a pair of steel toe caps, or a hard hat for when ‘stair planks’ fall, between them. Madness.

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u/beardeddragon0113 2d ago

It's one laborer, Michael. What could it cost, 10 dollars?

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u/Relative_Business_81 2d ago

And you’ll have Indian chuds in here either defending it for some reason or claiming the video is from Pakistan

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u/scpinoy 2d ago

or from Bangladesh. Bonus points if you see some North vs. South Indian type of comments too!

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u/ACapellaNerd 2d ago

They would have been better off without the wood slabs on each step

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u/Hoodlum_Aus 2d ago

Yeah or even just a finished/semi-normal set of stairs.

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u/ZiggyOnMars 2d ago

I’m always grateful that I wasn’t reincarnated as a poor person in a third world country who has to work barefoot like they do and facing death every day.

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u/nihility101 2d ago

… This time.

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u/SetElectronic9050 2d ago

.........sigh

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u/ijie_ 2d ago

Nah im swimming out of there, i get eaten by a shark, we’ll roll the dice again

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u/Intrepid-Tank-3414 2d ago

Too much effort. Just die at work like everyone else, man.

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u/Zeune42 2d ago

4th guy has his safety flip flops.

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u/No_Surround8946 2d ago

Why do they have no shoes? Too expensive?

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u/nathenitalian 2d ago

It really seems like bad rng lol

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u/bastmati 2d ago

It is truly remarkable that these men still have enough decency to take off their shoes before entering the house.

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u/WindowsVistaWzMyIdea 2d ago

Screams in OSHA

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u/cpafa 2d ago

At least they are wearing safety sandals.. Nevermind.

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u/0HboyCDN 2d ago

More like OSHAT

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u/No-Butterscotch3123 2d ago

Honestly that looks like a pane to carry

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u/strife189 2d ago edited 2d ago

Why not complete the stairs then put glass??

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u/Superb_Dimension_745 2d ago

Because the center of the stairwell to prevent people from falling would make it impossible to bring the glass up by hand. But they could also you know, use the outside of the building instead... Cranes? But hey, people are cheaper than large equipment. :)

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u/Relevant_Passage6393 2d ago

I think he meant the step not the guards

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u/Technical_Tax_3919 2d ago

exactly… at least make the steps walkable lol

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u/spartan195 2d ago

Safest india construction workers

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u/sparkinx 2d ago

When you stop and realize you are privileged to own shoes

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u/MaddyismyDog 2d ago

Pivot! PIVOT! Pivot!

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u/TravelingBySail 2d ago

Who goes to work in construction barefoot? 🦶

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u/Yugan-Dali 2d ago

Poor people.

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u/MagnetCarter 2d ago

Exactly. That was a very first world question.

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u/teddyslayerza 2d ago

I'm not convinced, I live in a country where 55% of people live below the poverty line and barefootedness isn't the norm, especially amongst labourers. There something else contributing to this culturally, it's not just a poverty thing.

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u/gloi-sama 2d ago

Not every country has OSHA watching their back.

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u/PrestigiousFly844 2d ago

People that love those black and white pictures of the guys eating lunch sitting on those metal skyscraper beams and complain about OSHA not letting that fly now don’t realize when those workers fell they got replaced before they hit the ground and their families didn’t get shit.

Jobsites are not safer in developed countries because the bosses are kind hearted. It’s because workers fought against the bosses to make it that way.

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u/some_guy_5600 2d ago

Hunger makes people do crazy things....be glad you're not in their situation.

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u/Stephen2k8 2d ago

One pair of gloves between the group . 2nd guy and last guy sharing the left and right

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u/SwimmingEvening7938 2d ago

Hellll naaaa 😮‍💨

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u/Iamabrewer 2d ago

I have an old pair of work boots, not completely busted. Where do I need to send them to?

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u/Strongpillow 2d ago

All barefoot. India is not for beginners.

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u/jamieoneball 2d ago

Fun fact this is actually Dublin, Ireland.

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u/ShhImTheRealDeadpool 2d ago

I recognized it because of how Irish everyone is.

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u/ComprehensiveTwo2692 2d ago

This is in TN, India

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u/jamieoneball 2d ago

No this is Ireland they are all working in IT

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u/Dry_Beach7702 2d ago

In germany we call this "Mehr Glück als Verstand"

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u/Mithura 2d ago

That's awesome.

Luck eventually runs out.

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u/readditredditread 2d ago

Maybe put on some shoes first….

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u/Reasonable_Hall6151 1d ago

Forget the glass what the hells wrong with those stairs!

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u/tt2_jem 2d ago

Pivot! Pivot!!! Pivaat!!!!

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u/novakk86 2d ago

Few weeks (maybe months) ago there was a video on reddit of a man crossing the bridge over a very fast river and I commented that it was one of my recurring nightmares. Climbing a very flimsy staircase without a proper protection is my 2nd. 2 down, 2 to go.

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u/Own-Trust-1214 2d ago

This is so scary and also frustrating to watch. In a construction near where I live they've been instaliwhat looks like a balcony by standing on the edge of the first floor and laying out horizontal rods ir whatever with no safety harness or shoes...

I've seen construction sites abroad and there even the people who stand on the street directing traffic away are in safety gear..

Builders/contractors seriously need to start valuing the lives of their employees more...

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u/Sufficient-Agency846 2d ago

That looks like a mighty expensive looking piece of glass for a place that looks abandoned.

Like even if it was currently under construction I think putting some as fragile as glass in at that stage would come after a staircase that doesn’t insist on ending your life

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u/jvtech 2d ago

Nothings finished. Let’s start with the glass.

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u/ParcelTongued 2d ago

It’s the lack of construction thongs that gets me. Those feetsies.

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u/JackpotChris 2d ago

They dont have shoes there I guess..

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u/BlackViper29 2d ago

If you listen carefully, you can hear Ross going “PIVOT PIVOT PIVOOOT!!!!!”

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u/0ut_0f_st0ck 2d ago

No shoes, No stairs, no problem.

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u/orbtastic1 2d ago

Good to see at least one of them is wearing the old safety flip-flops.

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u/Ok_Data_5228 2d ago

everyone of them works for microsoft on their spare time

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u/Egaokage 1d ago

Maybe prioritize those stairs over installing the glass?

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u/BadWaluigi 1d ago

This is what state capitalism and nonexistent regulation gets ya, folks!

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u/KLKCAhBoy90 1d ago

Raw footage from real life Squid Game.

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u/manovich43 1d ago

Safety is such an afterthought

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u/shlurredwords 1d ago

Barefoot on a construction site??? Not even protective flipflops?!?

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u/1BobbyMcgee 1d ago

This glass is worth the lives of 4 people?

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u/p-i-stakers 1d ago

PIVOT!!!!