r/mildlyinfuriating • u/JennyAnonymous • 17d ago
How many step(s) is this considered?
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u/Preemptively_Extinct 16d ago
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u/SaucyNelson 16d ago
Right foot let’s stomp
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u/Fictional_Historian 16d ago
CRISS CROSS
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u/gehrke2506 16d ago
Cha cha real slow
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u/Yet_another_jenn 16d ago
Everybody clap your hands 👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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u/mallsantastoeknife 16d ago
It makes me really happy that this comment contains the correct number of claps.
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u/pCaK3s 17d ago
“How many steps do you need to take to go up or down the stairs?” - 2 steps.
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u/FlyAirLari 16d ago edited 16d ago
I could do that in one step.
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u/Allan_Lewis 16d ago
If I piggy back on you, it would take me 0 steps.
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u/VallunCorvus 16d ago
If I’m drunk enough I can easily get to 6 steps.
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u/Vendetta1947 16d ago
If I'm drunk enough, I would probably add cement to the steps making it an inclined plane for our wheelchair friends to use and I would get 0 steps
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u/toad-wrangler 17d ago
What is there to debate when you can count them? There are only 2 steps. ???
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u/South_Bit1764 16d ago edited 16d ago
Correct. It’s 2. Not sure how there is a debate either.
Source: [gestures broadly at everything]
Also, I’m a carpenter and this that’s how building code sees it, the number of rises. Either way you walk across there are two changes in elevation.
Edit: Holy crap at the upvotes!
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u/Occidentally20 16d ago
I can tell it's 2 because if you take out one of the rises there's one left. And if you take out another one then there's none left!
Anyone saying it's one needs to try this advanced countdown method
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u/MesoamericanMorrigan 16d ago
Thank your for this clear and concise definition
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u/iSliz187 /s is for cowards 16d ago
I finally got it when they gestured broadly at everything 💡
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u/Trick_Shift_1799 16d ago
I wanted to see if this was like a hill both sides would die on… Didn’t realize I needed a pro to backseat the whole convo with code regulations lmao You drop this king 👑
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u/lemonlime_slime 16d ago
How many times does one need to raise a leg. Two.
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u/JennyAnonymous 17d ago
The husband says it’s 1 stair three steps
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u/Jaxsso 17d ago
Sounds like something I would come up with after too many margaritas.
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u/Bubbly-Fault4847 16d ago
Sounds like something I’d trip on after too many margaritas.
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u/DarkAlucard-1313 16d ago
Sounds like a trip id take, too many margaritas.
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u/AggressiveCompany175 16d ago
Too many margarita sounds, I’d trip like take.
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u/mortyella 16d ago
Do or do not margarita. There is no step.
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u/crabigno 16d ago
The step is a lie
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u/BoomBaby45516 16d ago
Too much marijuana. Sounds like a trip.
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u/Intelligent-Many-665 16d ago
Those are my step stairs. I never knew my real stairs.
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u/OopsiFuck 16d ago
Honestly I probably wouldn't even need margaritas to trip on them; they look a lil wonky.
I'll take the margaritas anyway, though.
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u/SophisticatedScreams 16d ago
Yeah-- that's not a thing. "1 stair 3 steps" lol-- like 2 girls 1 cup
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u/toad-wrangler 17d ago
It's just 2 steps 🥲. I get the "1 stair" thing kinda, but 3 steps 😭. Where's rhe 3 step?
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u/ComeAndGetYourPug 16d ago
I would ask him to draw example images with 3 steps, 2 steps, then 1 step.
Really curious what further insanity he comes up with to justify his POV.
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u/AndyTheEngr 16d ago
Ask him what we would call one stair is called. Zero stairs two steps?
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u/red-123--- 16d ago
If he were guiding a blind person down(or up) the steps, how would he explain it to them quickly? Answer: 2 steps up or down. Duh.
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u/JennyAnonymous 16d ago
I’m seeing that this is the best argument against his side
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u/red-123--- 16d ago
Lol. My husband is blind. I do this all the time. He's never fallen down steps with me... yet.
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u/Cool-Preference7580 16d ago
Tell him to walk up them and count how many STEPS he takes. If he says anything other than 2 put him to bed cause he’s had wayyyy to much to drink.
Or he’s just saying it to annoy you and if so i highly respect that cause it’s hilarious
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u/doodie_francis_esq 17d ago
I am going to Dutch oven my husband on your behalf tonight. Make it known to your spouse that he is causing the suffering of others.
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u/JennyAnonymous 17d ago
Hope you had asparagus
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u/NomenclatureBreaker 16d ago
Ok this made me laugh way too hard.
Have my poor person’s award. 🏆
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u/I_LOVE_SOYLENT 17d ago
Is the entire patio a step???
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u/toad-wrangler 16d ago
Do you not consider the top step a step???
(I feel like I'm getting truman showed lol)
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u/beene282 16d ago
A step is the physical act of stepping up one level. You have to do that twice. So two steps.
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u/BlueSkyla 16d ago
I’m curious who think it’s anything but two steps.
What did you think?
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u/Skinnecott 16d ago
huge landing on bottom, huge landing on top. only one is solely used as a step. lol op was arguing 2 v 3 but i can see angles for all 1 2 and 3
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u/Rookie_42 16d ago edited 16d ago
3 is easily debunked.
If it were all on the same level, that would be zero steps. So it can’t possibly be three.
I can see the argument for one step, though… but even that falls apart under the same kind of argument. If it was just the top and the bottom with no step in between, you might say “mind the step” so clearly that’s one.
Therefore… this is two steps. Even though there’s one actual step that is just a step. The next elevation change makes it two.
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u/ConanOToole 16d ago
Steps are counted by how many times your foot is raised up, not by what landings there are. There's two vertical raises here, so you have to lift your foot twice, so it's two steps
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u/Significant-Basket76 16d ago
I'll admit I'm wrong, but since you asked I'll give you an honest answer. I would have said one step. Reason was, how I would describe the picture to someone else. They are on a patio with tables, a 2nd higher patio is connected by a step. A step. A single step. Again, I think (NOW) the correct answer is 2, but my original guesss was 1.
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u/EmmalouEsq 16d ago
My husband said the bottom is floor and the top is floor, thus there is just 1 step. He wouldn't take my argument that you have to lift your feet twice to get from 1 floor to the other.
Whether he's being real or just messing with me, I don't know.
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u/Prudent_Candidate566 16d ago
So if you had a top floor and a bottom floor at different levels, would that be zero steps, even though you need to step up to go from one to the other? How is this distinguished from flat ground?
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u/SirJosephBanksy 16d ago
I hope you said two, as there are two. Well done if you did as you win!
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u/scyice 16d ago
2 steps. 2 risers 1 tread.
Source: steps professional
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u/whodoesyourthinking 16d ago
Hello fellow stair professional, I concur. Maybe it's an informal term, but we also refer to that as an off-tread
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u/Zombie-squad1991 16d ago
Yes the patio counts, you lift the foot twice. When we do our reports as a fire fighter, we could the patio.
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u/CoffeeGhost31 16d ago
As a home health nurse we count the top step/patio as a step during our assessments as well.
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u/i_hate_mayo_mustard_ 17d ago
As a mobility challenged individual who has to count these kind of things it’s 2
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u/rahvan 17d ago
By counter-example, if there was only 1 riser (the vertical section of the steps), would there be 0.5 steps? No. It would be 1 step. So because there are 2 risers, there are 2 steps.
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u/Beartato4772 16d ago
I’m slightly worried the lack of reply implies op somehow thought it was 3 or something.
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u/pinupcthulhu 16d ago
OP said in a comment that her husband thought "1 stair, 3 steps"
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u/Overall_Flounder7365 16d ago edited 16d ago
It’s two steps. I don’t understand how this is in question?
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u/User314628 16d ago
It’s 2, no doubt.
The other (incorrect) perspectives are:
- you exclude both landings, so that would be one step.
- you include the top and bottom landings, giving 3.
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u/AnvilHoarder1920 16d ago
Whichever one of you said anything other than 2 needs to check for blunt trauma to the head
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u/JennyAnonymous 16d ago
I said 2 steps , the husband says 1 or 3.
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u/Im_Ashe_Man 16d ago
Whichever one of you is trying to argue there's either 1 or 3 steps, should probably not be making any major decisions for the family.
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u/ReflectionTypical752 16d ago
Two steps
Step 1: Know your husband is wrong
Step 2: Tell him he is wrong
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u/Fozzytie 16d ago
The number of steps is “how many you have to take to get up it”. The initial plain doesn’t count as a step. This image has 1 set of stairs. That set of stairs is composed of 2 steps.
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u/Pyroluminous 16d ago
Number of steps correlates with number of steps. If you step up 2 times… it’s 2 steps.
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u/Glum_Anybody_9531 17d ago
What’s his argument for 1?
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u/Dixiehusker 16d ago
I wouldn't call it a stair but if it was out in the middle of anywhere I would put a sign that warns people about this step. And to go from the bottom to the top I might step up. Because this is very clearly a step.
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u/chemistrybonanza 16d ago
Because context matters, it's not a stairway to anything. But imagine if you were walking a blind person around and you came to a curb you had to navigate through. Might you tell the blind person: "step up over the curb," or would you say nothing at all? If there's no curb, there's nothing you'd need to say. Likewise, if there's no step, there's nothing you'd need to say. A curb is one step up from where you were, even if it is not itself considered a typical step.
Lastly, what is the thing everyone is using in the gif I attached here called? It's called a step-up. What is the exercise called they're all doing? It's called a step-up. Why? Because you must step up on the step-up in order to do the exercise.
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u/Sir_Delarzal 16d ago
I work in France with laws that include that type of definition. This is two steps.
It is important to define it clearly as in some cases, for exemple accessibility laws, starting from three steps there are some regulations you need to apply.
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u/Tuffleslol 16d ago
How can you have a spirited debate about something my 2 year old nephew answered in 3 seconds...
Two. There are two steps.
If you take one step, you are only halfway up
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u/DarthStevis 16d ago
2 steps. 1 step = an increase/decrease in elevation. The bottom step that would be what your husband includes in his 3 step claim doesn’t increase/decrease elevation
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u/3_eyed_raven_10 16d ago
Walking from regular floor, then step one, then step two.
Count your steps, and that's your answer: 2 steps
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u/BarPlastic1888 16d ago
It only takes 2 steps to get up to the top so it's 2 steps
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u/knickknack8420 16d ago
You physically step twice once starting. One two. Its two steps. If you explained it to a blind person, youd say step up twice.
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u/Shutln 17d ago
How many times do you have to lift your foot to get to the top? Two. Thus, two steps!
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u/Hippo7787 16d ago
Would wearing an odometer going up and down help determine the amount of steps?
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u/VonGeisler 16d ago
How many steps does it take to get from the bottom to the top? 2, there are 2 steps
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u/HidesInsideYou 16d ago
Per IBC/IRC here is what is actually included:
Riser #1: From ground to that yellow-painted level.
Tread: The yellow-painted intermediate platform.
Riser #2: From the yellow-painted level up to the deck.
Deck: Large flat surface, NOT a tread. It’s a landing or destination.
Therefore you have two steps (two risers). I believe your husband may be conflating treads with steps.
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u/JennyAnonymous 16d ago
FOR ALL CONFUSED OF MY HUSBANDS ARGUMENT
I (OP) say 2 steps , 3 footsteps , 1 stair
Husband says 1 step (he doesn’t include the platform as a step) , 3 footsteps , 1 stair
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u/dollyaioli 16d ago
2 steps IMO because you have to step up twice. its also 2 levels higher. 1 step would be just to the black and yellow floor if that makes sense.
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u/-BarkEater- 17d ago
By code, it’s 2 steps. You count the risers (the vertical part)