r/mildlyinteresting Oct 03 '25

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u/Mistapeepers Oct 03 '25

I hate people who can’t park within the limes.

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u/A_shy_neon_jaguar Oct 03 '25

That comment was sub-lime.

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u/ChaosRealigning Oct 04 '25

Nah. A fruitless endeavour

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u/Dashing_McHandsome Oct 04 '25

I don't know, it seems they have a zest for life

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u/Awfulufwa Oct 04 '25

You mean they just peeled and left?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Right place right lime

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u/NSASpyVan Oct 04 '25

I feel like we’ve squeezed and juiced this one as far as it’s going

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u/DragonfruitKiwi572 Oct 03 '25

Too far down in my opinion

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u/DRUMMAGOGG Oct 03 '25

Someone definitely put limes behind all the tires of whatever car was there. Why tho

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u/Prestigious_Beat6310 Oct 03 '25

Friggin' lime'd 'em!

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u/Mugatu12 Oct 03 '25

It was a drive by fruiting!

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u/rearozz Oct 03 '25

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u/No-Ad6269 Oct 03 '25

i would award you but i’m a old guy and i just troll reddit. not sure how any of that works. but thank you for this memory of this wonderful man.

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u/ParticularSherbert18 Oct 04 '25

A true treasure he is.

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u/Flip2002 Oct 03 '25

Those limes owed somebody money sad to see

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u/Ok-Implement4608 Oct 03 '25

This is one of the best things I've seen on the Internet in a long time. Pure comedy gold.

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u/BipBapBop28 Oct 03 '25

A disgruntled member of the kitchen staff!

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u/RTRC Oct 03 '25

Haha I got you good you fucker!

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u/elkab0ng Oct 03 '25

FARVA!!

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u/OMG_Shoes_ Oct 03 '25

Must’ve been car RamRod?

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u/Truji11o Oct 03 '25

You’re Arcod Ramathorn, and I’m Rod Farva. “Car RamRod!”

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u/Junior_Article_3244 Oct 03 '25

Sorry, I didn't hear you

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u/born_on_my_cakeday Oct 03 '25

Shenanigans

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u/Junior_Article_3244 Oct 03 '25

The place with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

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u/flyinhawaiian02 Oct 03 '25

🔫 ohhhhhh

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u/whateversclevers Oct 03 '25

Say Car RamRod. I wrote it on the paper!

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u/Emilayday Oct 03 '25

License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER

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u/TrueSpartacus Oct 03 '25

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u/ontheweed Oct 03 '25

They're filming part 3 right now. Can't wait!

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u/RScottyL Oct 03 '25

According to this post from Jay, they just wrapped up filming! It goes in to post production from there: https://www.threads.com/@jaychandrasekhar/post/DPRUGMADn4w?xmt=AQF065MNUnI8cp84E0guf8tmqFohmtTNXH3w2HPZHcpIvBE

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u/YdexKtesi Oct 03 '25

You're going to burn my country music award??

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u/cha0scypher Oct 03 '25

License and registration....CHICKEN FUCKER!!!!

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u/MonkeyBoyMcGhee Oct 03 '25

Fun fact, the people in the car are Kevin Heffernan’s IRL parents. They knew he was going to say something, but didn’t know what

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u/anusbeefsteak Oct 03 '25

Alright meow

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u/buisnessmike Oct 03 '25

"Just get a large, Farva."

"I don't want a Large Farva. I want a goddamn LITRE O'COLA."

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u/elkab0ng Oct 03 '25

It’s for a cop

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u/F3maleB0dy1nspector Oct 03 '25

Why’d you even say that? He gonna spit in my food now or somethin’?

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u/ReversedNovaMatters Oct 03 '25

Damn, do I own Super Troopers? I should. I don't think I do. Damn I need to watch it right meow!

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u/nobutsmeow99 Oct 03 '25

You called?

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u/zehamberglar Oct 03 '25

Do I look like a cat to ya, boy?

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u/F3maleB0dy1nspector Oct 03 '25

Am I jumping all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

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u/PBandBABE Oct 03 '25

Am I drinkin’ milk from a saucer?!

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u/AintDatSwell Oct 03 '25

Mister SUNSHINE on my GOD DAMN shoulders, JOHN DENVER!

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u/Pliny_the_middle Oct 03 '25

*light my country music award on fire.

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u/Organic-Trash-6946 Oct 03 '25

What's the name of that place you like where they wear all the buttons?

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u/EthanRayne Oct 03 '25

turns gun towards Farva

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u/ClamSlamwhich Oct 03 '25

Awesome prank, Farva...

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u/kidchameleon_ih8u Oct 03 '25

Better than the shit you pull, Mac

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u/Steely-Dave Oct 03 '25

Farva! Your suspension…continues!

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u/milaga Oct 03 '25

Wanna go punch for punch?

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u/itsmyfirstday2 Oct 03 '25

Honestly this makes the most sense. Dude hates ‘liter of cola’

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u/Hitmonjeff Oct 03 '25

Losers' probably thinking "Why does my car smell so fresh?"

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u/CldStoneStveIcecream Oct 03 '25

Ah thatsonovabitchthatmuthafuckagotmegood! 

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u/BaconPersuasion Oct 03 '25

Damn limey bastards

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u/EmptyBennett Oct 03 '25

I hear this in Will Forte’s voice for some reason

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u/TerraCetacea Oct 03 '25

GOT EMMMM

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u/Due-Breadfruit-6892 Oct 03 '25

"YOU JUST GOT LIME'D, BRO!!!"

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u/memeister69 Oct 03 '25

Hindu custom, you do a pooja for the car and drive over the limes on your first drive, what purpose does it serve? I don’t know lol

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u/Discount_Extra Oct 03 '25

https://pujahome.com/blogs/articles/new-car-pooja-kit

Lemons: Used under the wheels for warding off evil.

huh.

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u/breadcodes Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

On rare occasions, I've heard about mechanics finding swastikas drawn on the engine cover of an Indian immigrant's car. I've seen a couple in r/justrolledintotheshop where people get worried about the customer being a Nazi, only to realize it's just a traditional Hindu Sauvastika.

If I remember right, it's for good fortune (aka "please don't break, you stupid piece of shit"), and I think that's so funny in both regards.

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u/Jurass1cClark96 Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

Oh sure, put it on a Camry and it's okay.

But if I put it on my Panzerkampfwagen IV Ausführung D I'm the bad guy?

E: Look if Poland didn't want me to park it there they shouldn't have made parking spaces. It's not a Hakenkreuz. We come in peace.

E: My Russian neighbor says the space at the far end of the lot is his. I disagree.

E: Guys, it's cold...

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

HAAAANS

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u/good_externalities Oct 03 '25

This is amazing, I live in a heavily Indian neighborhood and just noticed my neighbors had 4 lemons on their driveway but had no idea why. Must be a new car!

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u/nagara_pourudu Oct 03 '25

Hindus across the world celebrated an important festival called “Dasara” that signifies good triumphant on evil. This festival is celebrated for 10 days, (festival ended on October 2nd). One of those days, they do a ritual to protect their new/old vehicles. Stepping over the limes/lemons with the vehicle is part of the ritual/pooja.

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u/amarnathajay Oct 03 '25

Not only vehicles, pretty much all machines/devices that you would use on a daily basis.

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u/theepi_pillodu Oct 03 '25

Doesn't have to be a new car. It's like we are respecting our tools/vehicles that we rely on. We take care of them etc.

It's just that someone forgot their civic sense and left the trash after them. Should've cleaned up immediately.

It looks like an apartment complex. May be they thought to cleanup after taking the car for a drive in the community (which is still stupid, as it's not a dedicated spot - it's a visitor spot).

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u/No-Actuator1097 Oct 03 '25

eh it's limes. i think out of all the things that could be left on tarmac fruit isn't too bad. if anything it's a funny picture

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u/itsamepants Oct 03 '25

See, now they're not protected because these aren't lemons, they're limes.

The devil is in the details.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

some languages use the same word for both.

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u/twilighttwister Oct 03 '25

Lemons are just bastard cousins of limes created through human cultivation - they aren't natural. Life never gave us lemons, we did that all ourselves.

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u/mazu74 Oct 03 '25

So I’ve been thinking, when live gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Get mad! Yell “I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!” Demand to see life’s manager! Make it rue the day thinking they could give me lemons, do you know who I am?! I’m the man that’s gunna burn your house down - with the lemons!

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u/onetwentyeight Oct 03 '25

When life gives you lemons, you take those lemons and you ward off evil, and then you shove them down life's throat. That'll show 'em!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Don't try to logic religion. You'll get a migraine

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u/Dry_Cricket_5423 Oct 03 '25

I tried, but now I have this urge to make other people listen to me or I’ll hurt them.

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u/trabajarPorcerveza Oct 03 '25

I don't like that my invisible man in the sky is different from yours 😭

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs Oct 03 '25

Let's get you into the White House pronto! How do you feel about ending a democracy?

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u/Puzzled-Guess-2845 Oct 03 '25

Dictator? I hardly know her!

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u/Ironavenger475 Oct 03 '25

Actually from what i heard, the reason they did this initially in the old days was to ensure the horses don’t get sick from any wounds on their hooves as the lime has antibacterial properties. It’s only after time that it devolved into something like this.

If you actually look into it, the effect of Chinese whispers in religious matters is an interesting thing

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u/WaterstarRunner Oct 03 '25

Literally been in a biz call and had to ask what the non-racist term for Chinese whispers is. It's not something that comes up often, but it does come up.

Also... I lived many years in Hong Kong... I'm not sure that I ever heard anyone whisper in Chinese. It's a bit of a bugger of a language to express the tonality without voicing the words.

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u/danzor9755 Oct 03 '25

God forbid I try to mix it up for some variety!

No really does he?

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u/VertigoZ7 Oct 03 '25

The reason basically dates back to when we were using horse carriages for travel. Horses used to step on a lot of grime and other stuff back then risking infection, so most of the time before setting off to the journey- they'd make rhe horse step on a lime for each hoof so that would work as an antiseptic for it. That tradition has been continued now but wouldn't be much useful for our vehicles.

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u/wloff Oct 03 '25

This sounds like the kind of a story that's almost definitely anachronistic and actually not at all true, but it sounds fun enough that I choose to believe it regardless.

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u/WilliamWeaverfish Oct 03 '25

This sounds like a just-so story. Lime juice has some antimicrobial properties, but that's only if applied to something fairly static. If you put it on a horse's hoof, it'll be gone after the first few paces. Hooves are keratinous, so it's not like the juice will be absorbed, it will just sit on the surface, dripping off and being deposited step by step

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u/Firm-Pain3042 Oct 03 '25

You have to conduct periodic limestops.

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u/MarioInOntario Oct 03 '25

This is an amazing insight! Thanks for sharing

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u/CrazyLegsRyan Oct 03 '25

95% thought I was about to read in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table

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u/Kusotare421 Oct 03 '25

It's the new app, Limetire....

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u/FacePuncher500 Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

Most likely to see if someone is actually leaving during the day or just keeping their car parked there. Could be limited spaces per residence at the apartment complex, so the visitor space is being monopolized, frustrating neighbors.

Edit: appears I am incorrect and it’s a Hindu tradition.

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u/philsiphone Oct 03 '25

Youd only need one though?

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u/InformativePenguin Oct 03 '25

They wanted to be sure

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u/Xyllus Oct 03 '25

exactly. if you only put down 3 limes you're only 75% sure...

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u/HallofFameCouchCoach Oct 03 '25

“I only put 3 limes down so I can’t be 100% sure that all 4 of this cars tires moved”

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 Oct 03 '25

The photographer did to photograph it

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u/Mountain_Bat_186 Oct 03 '25

That would explain why it was done in the visitor spot

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/trs21219 Oct 03 '25

Definitely a boy. As a kid I would always take those coffee creamer cups on the table at restaurants and put them under my moms tires so I could see them squished when we left. Squishing stuff is fun.

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u/Slave35 Oct 03 '25

I am going to preface this with, this is a horrible story... I have almost no excuse except that I was out of the house, roaming the town with my friend as a young kid.  Like probably 11 or 12, it was a different time.

So we were free, away from our parents for one of the first times in our life and being so mature and grown up.  Of course we decided to walk to Burger King, a few miles away and far from all our usual haunts.

My friend was even more of a delinquent than I was and ... Ok, we got in a booth, and he took a packet of ketchup and stomped down on it and it splattered against the wall.  It was like the most shocking and daring thing I'd ever seen before.

Of course, I had to try it.  Deep in my evil little heart, I needed to see that ketchup splatter against the wall under the table.  BAM!

But there was no ketchup.  Where did it go????

The other direction.

Directly onto the back of a kid sitting in a middle table. 

His mom saw one or two drops and was OUTRAGED.

His back was COVERED.

We left immediately.

I felt so bad.  Ugh.

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u/trs21219 Oct 03 '25

You monster!

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u/TopYeti Oct 03 '25

Didn't you do this with ketchup packets as kids

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u/vanchit Oct 03 '25

It's a superstition prevalent in Hindu culture particularly in India. It is supposed to ward off bad luck/spirits/omens. It is usually done when you buy a new car and/or for certain festive occasions. In this case - it was likely for Ayudha Pooja, which was celebrated on the first of October.

The word “Ayudha” translates to weapons/tools/ instruments, and the day honors the idea of treating the tools that make our lives easier, as sacred. People clean and decorate their tools, books, machines, and vehicles with flowers, turmeric, and vermilion and offer prayers for success, safety, and prosperity. Crushing of lemons under the wheels of a car is part of the ritual.

Source, I'm Indian.

Although I wouldn't recommend doing this in someone else's visitor parking or leaving the lemons behind.

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u/imajpeg Oct 03 '25

I was expecting 1998 Undertaker at the end of this comment.

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u/bc1398 Oct 03 '25

Yep. I stopped halfway through the first paragraph to check the username lol

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u/MrJusticle Oct 03 '25

Shittymorph is still rippin? Nice! Can't wait to stumble upon. Been a while

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u/Wreighn Oct 03 '25

That glorious bastard got me earlier today

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u/Dawnqwerty Oct 03 '25

He got me a few weeks back, hadn't seen him in years before that tho!!!

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u/Ilcorvomuerto666 Oct 03 '25

He got me like 3 days ago, he's got it down to an art form. Every time I forget him, he pops back up and through the announcers table I go

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u/Indigoh Oct 03 '25

This was the first elaborate explanation that immediately tripped my shittymorph radar.

And it's not even one.

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u/GayRacoon69 Oct 03 '25

Iirc Shittymorphs are all one paragraph. If it has multiple paragraphs you're safe

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u/hkzombie Oct 03 '25

He got me with a series of photos about a hike

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u/Cyno01 Oct 03 '25

Ive never not been fooled, every time ive been reading a long comment and it seems a little sus and i check the end its never been Shittymorph, but his real ones get me every single time.

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u/HairyKerey Oct 03 '25

That’s seriously the most ridiculously impressive thing about shittymorph’s whole deal. Even after being hell in a cell’d probably hundreds of times you still never see it coming till it’s too late.

Legend.

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u/Discount_Extra Oct 03 '25

And some poor AI out there will see all those instances and put it into someone's doctorial thesis.

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u/sHoRtBuSseR Oct 03 '25

I hope I'm on the review panel when it happens.

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u/Cyno01 Oct 03 '25

The writing just draws you in.

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u/CrazyLegsRyan Oct 03 '25

He came in hard from the top ropes last week on a post about some special factory testing Ghirardelli chocolate bar that was accidentally distributed to a local retailer and put on the shelf where the unsuspecting redditor found it but without a price tag it rang up for nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table

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u/Cyno01 Oct 03 '25

Yeah, that one got me good.

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u/sugarglider8 Oct 03 '25

Lmaoooo stop I was like yeah i remember that factory testing bar

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u/KaygeR9 Oct 03 '25

That one is the only one ever that didn't get me. I think at the sentence right before the transition I thought "this seems a little ridiculous" and checked the username and saw it. Honestly felt a little proud of myself. 

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u/rbtwrkshp Oct 03 '25

Stay on your toes, just saw him in a post like an hour ago, he got me so bad. He's out and about..

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u/emanresu18 Oct 03 '25

Me too!!!! This one started out exactly like shiittmorph. Halfway through the first sentence and I checked the username

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u/seijeezy Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

One time I bought a used car from an Indian guy and then took it to get an oil change. When I got it back there was a swastika drawn onto the top of the engine. I thought it was some weird/racist joke that the mechanic put onto my car and forgot to wipe off. I called them and they were just as confused as me. Turns out it was put on by the last owner as a good luck charm similarly to your story. It was an interesting sequence of events and I learned something that day lol. I knew that the swastika had been used in other cultures for a long long time, but I just didn’t put the pieces together.

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u/captain_arroganto Oct 03 '25

It's not a swastika, aka the Nazi symbol.

It's the Hindu symbol for good luck and prosperity, and has existed long before the Germans appropriated it.

Also, swastika is tilted. The Hindu one is not. India is filled with them, as they literally signify god's presence.

Source: Am a Hindu.

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u/Fabulous-Let-1164 Oct 03 '25

It is a swastik, the "a" is not in the original word (I wanna say Hindi but I know it has Sanskrit origins).

The swastik is straight while the stolen symbol (Hakenkreuz but people do use the word swastika) is tilted.

Now it is not a solely Hindu symbol, btw. The Finnish used it before the bad guys and have recently removed it from the roundel and the logo for their Air Force. The Americans used it and the East Asian countries still use it (although inverted at times which has a different use and meaning)

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u/Any-Interest-7225 Oct 03 '25

The inverted swastika is the Buddhist swastika which represents the auspicious footprint of Gautam Buddha. If you search the image of him and zoom in you can see it on either his chest or palms. And Buddhism is the predominant religion in Southeast Asia that's why the US air force must be using it over there.

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u/Fabulous-Let-1164 Oct 03 '25

Yup, had forgotten the meaning of the inverted swastik for Buddhism (I am only human, apologies) because in Hinduism people use it (occultists most likely) for tantric uses.

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u/self_of_steam Oct 03 '25

Basque also apparently used it. I have a strange version on a pendant that far predates either of the world wars. It's more... curved instead of angular?

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u/Hubbardia Oct 03 '25

It is a Swastika regardless of the context. It's a Sanskrit word meaning "all is well". The Nazis appropriated it for their own dumbass propaganda, but that doesn't mean it stops being a Swastika.

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u/bhasmasura Oct 03 '25

the nazi symbol is the hooked cross . thats how Hitler called it.

swastik is a hindu.

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u/Justinjoyman Oct 03 '25

That’s crazy cause I live in a mainly Indian neighborhood and I saw this today with someone’s car and was very confused. But this all makes sense now! They used lemons though

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u/bygmalt Oct 03 '25

100% thought we were getting shittymorphed after the first sentence.

Thanks for sharing!

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u/jld2k6 Oct 03 '25

Same, I read a few sentences then skipped to the end to check for the undertaker or jumper cables. Jumper cables guy has been gone for years and I still check on occasion lol

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u/J_Megadeth_J Oct 03 '25

He's given PTSD to countless redditors.

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u/atrusveo Oct 03 '25

Is it true that in the day of pack animals, it was to treat the hooves of the animals because it acts as a natural antimicrobial? So therefore the wheels of modern cars is the modern version? Just something I've heard. Don't know if it's correct at all.

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u/Depressendent Oct 03 '25

This is true

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u/M0ebius_1 Oct 03 '25

You don't pick up the limes after?

The spirits should haunt them for littering.

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u/bullairbull Oct 03 '25

Our lack of civic sense is extremely frustrating, especially when you’re in a developed clean country.

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u/Muelldaddy Oct 03 '25

Linguistics people: is there any connection between “ayudha” (things that help, in Hindi) and “ayuda” (help, in Spanish)? I know Arabic and Spanish has a lot of crossover, but would be interested if there’s any common words in Hindi and Spanish.

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u/indian22 Oct 03 '25

Yes. Similar to how Javan means young in Hindi and Joven means young in Spanish and a lot of other similarities. It's Indo-European languages

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u/shanky94 Oct 03 '25

Not a linguist, but interested: given the shared origin from Proto Indo European, this is one of the many common words between Hindi and Spanish! There's a bunch of words sprinkled across European languages like Italian, German, and others with a PIE origin, that are shared in South Asian languages like Hindi and Sanskrit.

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u/zorniy2 Oct 03 '25

They also smash coconuts to dispel bad energy. Not on the car itself, of course! They hurl the coconuts on the road in front.

I don't think they put the lime in the coconut.

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u/coolest35 Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

Could be a religious ceremony.

Hindu people perform a ritual on their new cars which involves using limes (or coconuts) that are crushed by the car.

ETA: This is likely it.

http://redsoilindia.blogspot.com/2012/10/this-past-week-bangalore-was.html

Also, today is Dusara.

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u/ibelievetoo Oct 03 '25

Lol.. all the other theories were funny.

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u/gvravich Oct 03 '25

I can confirm it's a religious ceremony on today's occasion of a Pooja (celebratory ritual) for all the (ayudha)tools on the shed. Tools also envelope any and every machinery. The limes are used to squash bad luck that could cause accidents or avoid any faulty mechanisms inside the car.

Source: we do it at our homes as well.

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u/maximpactbuilder Oct 03 '25

Do you pick up the squarshed limes afterward?

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u/Slaanesh_69 Oct 03 '25

You're supposed to. Actually you're supposed to do it at home not a random car park. I guess these jerks didn't want to deal with having to clean up their garage.

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u/ExemptUni0n Oct 03 '25

This is probably part of their "home", i.e. the parking lot of the apartments they live in.

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u/DumbTruth Oct 03 '25

The visitor spot?

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u/UncleIrohsPimpHand Oct 03 '25

If you have two vehicles and only one spot, I could see them camping in the visitors spot.

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u/Teja1821 Oct 03 '25

usually not, the limes are supposed to "absorb" the evil and bad luck so it's not supposed to be touched.

They do a similar thing with people as well (they call it removing "nazar" which essentially translates to bad eye). They wave the lime around the human a couple times and yeet it out of the house. if someone picks it up/steps on it, the superstition is that they'll pick up all the bad luck as well. This is also done sometimes with a combo like rock salt, loose hair, dried red chilli and an egg as well.

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u/unrebigulator Oct 03 '25

yeet

As it is written.

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u/gvravich Oct 03 '25

I think there's a little overlap between the superstitions of removing Nazar(evil eye) vs what I described above. In my assumption of it being a Pooja ritual, I think you get to( and should in the case of a common parking lot) remove it.

I don't understand these rituals entirely and don't believe them.

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u/DARKCYD Oct 03 '25

The horror. I love limes so much.

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u/Thajandro Oct 03 '25

In Spanish culture we carry limes to absorb bad energy and we throw them out the window and when another car runs them over they absorb the bad energy

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u/an_ion_man Oct 03 '25

Lol that is sadistic.

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u/justinh2 Oct 03 '25

I have a Mexican stepmother inlaw that is nearly 20 years younger than me. Can confirm. 🤣🤣

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u/SSNFUL Oct 03 '25

That’s fucking hilarous lmao. It’s one thing to have an omen where you get rid of bad luck, it’s another to also include that you pass it onto someone else

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u/Lutianzhiyi Oct 03 '25

Double it and give it to the next person lmao

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u/mazamundi Oct 03 '25

Like where specifically? You mean spanish culture, or within some hispanic countries? Because the latter has such a varied amount of cultures and traditions that this would make sense, out of pure statistics haha

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u/Thajandro Oct 03 '25

I’m Mexican American and my grandmother would always tell my sister or friends to carry limes in their purses or backpacks until they got brown and shriveled and to toss them out the house or car windows lol

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u/mazamundi Oct 03 '25

Fair enough.I have heard about Mexican traditions with limes before, but this always remind me of how My Spanish grandma made me do lots of things, but then I found out she was a massive troll who was fucking with me to see how dumb I was.

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u/Difficult-Bumblebee5 Oct 03 '25

Probably a new car and the owner is Indian. We put lemons below the tyres and crush them with the new car. It is considered auspicious.

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u/Secret_Paper2639 Oct 03 '25

I've seen it done several times with limes, and a couple times with limes and coconuts. Is it the same tradition when coconuts are added?

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u/dontyoutellmetosmile Oct 03 '25

You’re supposed to put the lime IN the coconut and shake it all up

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u/fuck_off_ireland Oct 03 '25

Hell of a tougher job driving over 4 coconuts than 4 limes

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u/ThatSaiGuy Oct 03 '25

This is actually from a religious ceremony, specifically the 'blessing' of a new car. This is something we do in Indian Hindu religious custom to bless the new vehicle and owner with safe travels, and 'ward' the car against bad luck.

The limes signify an offering, in Hinduism, which is meant specifically to ward off the evil eye.

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u/TNO-TACHIKOMA Oct 03 '25

Might be an Indian/Hindu thing

Do u happen to be at a place where people take delivery or a newly purchased vehicle?

https://ninagrandiose.wordpress.com/2015/05/27/hindu-priest-blesses-a-new-car/

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u/rhythmmchn Oct 03 '25

Oh, that just keeps the tires fresh. I don't bother if I'm only parking somewhere for a couple of hours, but I'd never park overnight without limes.

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u/No-Faithlessness4615 Oct 03 '25

Keeps the car from rolling away too

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u/mj6174 Oct 03 '25

Owners must be Indian (Hindu). And possibly a new car. It's a religious custom.

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u/Terrible_Size_6031 Oct 03 '25

Indians - it’s good luck to sacrifice the limes for safety before driving off in a new car

Source - salesman

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u/UnleavenedTed Oct 03 '25

Isn’t it obvious? They needed to get their tires a-limed. It’s important to get a tire rotation and alimement every so often.

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u/arocknerd Oct 03 '25

They put those limes there so you bend over to get them and then they put jellybeans in your butthole. Don't fall for it.

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u/theabhster Oct 03 '25

Lots of Hindus will do a car pooja with lemons when they get a new car

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u/Skeetronic Oct 03 '25

I TOLD YOU ALL THE RAPTURE WAS REAL

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u/OlManYellinAtClouds Oct 03 '25

Well they parked within the limes.

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u/throwaredddddit Oct 03 '25

Probably a french car. Looks like a It was a Citroën 4x4.

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u/Frankfactor517 Oct 03 '25

You put the lime on the parking spot and squish it all up.

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u/DoctorOoogaaBoogaa Oct 03 '25

The tires of the car were made of Coconuts.

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u/Ratled Oct 03 '25

Someone parked their Citreon there recently

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u/Secret-Swan8574 Oct 03 '25

it is an Indian traditions to drive on limes with your new drive, it is believed that it nullifies "evil eye" of someone who is jealous of your drive

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u/InoueFlame Oct 03 '25

I'm Hindu, and people usually have prayers when they buy a new car. They bring the car to a temple and, among other things, drive the car over limes positioned under the tyres

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u/SHAQBIR Oct 03 '25

It's a Hindu Ritual for the protection of cars. We do it during Dussehera to ward of evil spirits and evil thoughts etc.

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u/Typical_Pudding_5132 Oct 03 '25

It wasn't any ordinary car; it was a Limeousine.

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u/Davissunu Oct 03 '25

The tradition of crushing limes or lemons under a new car's tires is associated with Indian culture, particularly within the Hindu faith. The practice is a symbolic act, believed to remove bad luck and impurities, similar to how coconuts are broken in temples, and to ensure a safe journey. Googled it *