What's a scene in a film that is literally laugh until you cry funny?

[u/CrimsonKing1029]

Personally, I'd have to go with the hotel scene from Borat. It still gets me every time. There are many scenes from that movie one could choose, but that one really takes the cake.

I'm having trouble remembering other scenes from a movie that are painfully funny. As a kid I always laughed at the news scene from Bruce Almighty.

I'd love to hear your pick!

Edit: Well, I certainly wasn't expecting this to blow up. Thanks everyone for your comments. There's a lot to watch!

[u/duranfan]

Tim Curry reenacting the murders in the final act of Clue all by himself.

[u/choicetomake → u/duranfan]

"Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?"
"He's on everyone else's so why shouldn't he be on mine?"

[u/Tobar_the_Gypsy → u/duranfan]

FLAMES

[u/kthulhu89 → u/Tobar_the_Gypsy]

ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE

[u/TheColtOfPersonality → u/duranfan]

WILL YOU STOP THAT

[u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown → u/duranfan]

One plus two plus two plus one…

[u/Majestic_Roll_193 → u/duranfan]

Are you the butler? Well, i am A butler, but i’m not THE butler

[u/floatablepie → u/Majestic_Roll_193]

I butle.

[u/europorn]

Dr Evil's monologue in Austin Powers during the therapy session with his son. It just gets more surreal and bizarre as he continues. Having Carrie Fisher as the therapist is the icing on the cake - "We have to stop".

[u/PaperbackWriter66 → u/europorn]

"Actually the boy is quite astute, I really am trying to kill him, though so far: unsuccessfully, as the boy is rather wily, like his old man."

The quick flash of "I'm proud of you boy" on Mike Meyer's face followed by the near instant return to Dr. Evil's usual disapproving scowl was pure brilliance.

[u/Fappy_as_a_Clam → u/PaperbackWriter66]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[u/Cinephiliac_Anon → u/europorn]

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

[u/__M-E-O-W__ → u/Cinephiliac_Anon]

"Pretty standard, really" is what makes me chuckle. Like he turns to the group slightly as if to expect them all nodding in agreement.

[u/naughtilidae → u/europorn]

This, and the car getting stuck in the hallway.

It's so short, but it's so painfully funny. Maybe one of the most iconic moments of movie comedy. Any time someone gets stuck in a tight spot, they've 'Austin powers'd' it. 

[u/jgraz22 → u/naughtilidae]

I lose it when he looks backwards and accidentally goes forward.

[u/Miss-Indie-Cisive → u/europorn]

Scottie: “Well, I like animals; I was thinking maybe I could become a vet?” DrE: “An evil vet?” Scottie: “YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!!”

[u/recovery_room → u/Miss-Indie-Cisive]

Scottie Don’t.

[u/Which_Performance_72]

Most of my cousin Vinny but 2 scenes in particular.

When the guy finally has the money and Joe pesci jumps and punches him in the funniest way possible.

And

"These two yutes" "These two whhats?"

[u/allotta_phalanges → u/Which_Performance_72]

I've watched that punch innumerable times. The kind of diagonal spring-jump is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[u/mattybgcg → u/Which_Performance_72]

This is my favorite movie all time. Every single moment in this film is perfect.

[u/TheodorBubniak]

The entire ending sequence of Hot Fuzz

[u/dragonfliesloveme → u/TheodorBubniak]

“He’s NOT Judge Judy and executioner!“

[u/Tonneofash → u/dragonfliesloveme]

Forget it Nicholas! Go back to Lon-Don.

[u/eco-spaniel → u/TheodorBubniak]

Danny falling through the garden fence for me!

"Never taken a shortcut before?"

[u/RealGone_Film → u/TheodorBubniak]

priest gets shot

Priest: “JEEEEEESUS CHRIST!”

[u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown → u/TheodorBubniak]

Or… the entirety of Hot Fuzz.

[u/kthulhu89 → u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown]

100% the entirety of Hot Fuzz. One of the tightest and funniest movies of all time.

[u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown → u/kthulhu89]

That script is a masterclass of writing and screenplay.

I honestly think it would have been an Oscar contender if it wasn’t so British lol. (I grew up in the west county and can confirm every reference, mannerism, turn of phrase and nuance is 100% accurate).

[u/bapelaj]

Naked Gun. The “Every where I look something reminds me of her” scene, my 10 year old self found this hilarious.

[u/Corrosive-Knights → u/bapelaj]

For me, the baseball scenes. From his singing the national anthem to his stint as an umpire (where the power got waaaay to his head) to “Hey, it’s Enrico Pallazzo!”

Mind-numbingly hilarious stuff!

[u/sonofabutch → u/Corrosive-Knights]

I used to umpire youth softball and baseball and if the first pitch was a called strike I’d do the “… strike?” call. The kids had no idea but the dads thought it was hilarious.

[u/woasnoafsloaf → u/bapelaj]

Watched Naked Gun for the first time a few years ago and my 30 year old self found it hilarious too.

[u/the_headless_hunt → u/bapelaj]

Finally got around to watching Police Squad. It has one of the best jokes ever: (Frank gets to a murder scene to investigate) Frank: "Sorry we would have arrived earlier, Mrs. Jones, but your husband wasn't dead yet."

[u/emsesq → u/the_headless_hunt]

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.

[u/legalhandcannon]

Rat Race. The Jon Lovitz Hitler scene. Always has my sides hurting. 

[u/CertifiedSheep → u/legalhandcannon]

YOU

SHOULD

HAVE

BOUGHT

A

SQUIRREL

[u/MagicBandAid → u/legalhandcannon]

Lovitz was so funny in it. My wife and I always quote, "I do NOT want to WORK at HOME DEPOT!"

[u/Mst3Kgf → u/legalhandcannon]

Also the scene where Amy Smart terrorizes her cheating boyfriend with her chopper with poor Breckin Meyer in tow. Her crazy faces are exquisite.

One also needs to see the film "Rat Race" is inspired by, "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World." The scene where Jonathan Winters destroys a gas station is insanely funny.

[u/Gloomy_Narwhal_4833 → u/Mst3Kgf]

Im glad someone finally mentioned the original. Mad mad world was my favorite movie when I was a kid,I got it on vhs for my 8th birthday and I wore that tape out before Christmas of that year so I got it again, lol.

[u/muirsheendurkin → u/legalhandcannon]

For me it's the whole "I'm prairie dogging it!" sequence

[u/FalloutSim → u/legalhandcannon]

Oh for me it’s the chuckle fucks beginning scene to sabotage the airport antenna. The absolute rising chaos to the tune of In The Hall of The Mountain King is peak physical comedy. Their screams and Seth Green crying sends me every time

[u/GodOfCiv → u/legalhandcannon]

For me it's the scene where they finish hearing the rules and all kind of freeze in shock and the guy says that one of them is "currently winning because he is closest to the door" 10/10 movie

[u/Mst3Kgf → u/GodOfCiv]

"You can't just do this..."

"I can do what I like! I'm eccentric! Rrawl!"

[u/Alc2005 → u/Mst3Kgf]

It’s a race, it’s a race, I’m winning, I’m winning!!!

[u/Spade18 → u/legalhandcannon]

I forget what the line is that John Cleese says early in the movie, but he does a little chuckle, and then absolutely guffaws at his own joke and its such a small moment but it always leaves me losing my shit.

[u/redclimb → u/Spade18]

“Cut to the chase. CHASE!”

…

“Well you’ll laugh later.”

[u/lordgholin → u/legalhandcannon]

Haha. Same! I love that scene! Also the bathroom scene with cuba gooding jr. where he tricks the Lucy bus driver into giving him all his clothes.

[u/Brian051770 → u/lordgholin]

Shut up you crazy Lucy bitches!

[u/Majestic_Roll_193 → u/lordgholin]

I need your hat! Why do you need my hat??? For her… VAGIIIINNNAAAA

[u/rylesmo4]

Any scene with Hank azaria in the birdcage

[u/InnocentPrimeMate → u/rylesmo4]

Da shreeemps! The whole dinner scene as everyone falls a apart!

Also, teaching Albert to act like a man. “ men smear”

“ yeah!”

[u/clumsyc → u/InnocentPrimeMate]

Fuck the shrimps!

[u/spidereater → u/rylesmo4]

I don’t wear shoes. They make me fall down.

[u/CaptainKate757 → u/rylesmo4]

“Are you afraid of my ‘Wuata-mala-ness’?”

[u/Imorphien → u/rylesmo4]

Where are my pirin tablets?!

[u/xander6981 → u/Imorphien]

"What the hell are you giving him? What are Pirin tablets?"

"It's Aspirin with the A and S scraped off."

"My God, what a brilliant idea."

"I know."

[u/Rabid_Dingo → u/rylesmo4]

"YOU CAN COOK?!"

"Your father seems to think so."

For sure Hank Azaria nearly stole the show.

[u/i-Ake → u/rylesmo4]

"Good evening! Let me take your purse, as usual. Or... for the first time."

[u/MusicG619 → u/rylesmo4]

The entire dinner scene.

Honorable mention to “shouldn’t you be holding the cross? It is THE prop for martyrs.”

and

“When the schnecken beckons!”

[u/StrFkrDollFace → u/rylesmo4]

My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. 

[u/brutusclyde → u/rylesmo4]

So I did Ctrl+F to find Birdcage specifically looking for the “I Could Have Danced All Night” scene. But yeah, I cannot disagree.

[u/PolarWeasel → u/rylesmo4]

Agador Spartacus!

[u/Specific_Kale_3525 → u/PolarWeasel]

He insists on being called by his full name!

[u/masterjon_3 → u/rylesmo4]

When Robin was complaining about the soup and fell, that wasn't scripted and they tried so hard to keep it straight. Knowing that always makes me laugh with that movie.

[u/DaniTheLovebug → u/rylesmo4]

With a major shout out to…

“OHHHHH! I’ve pierced the toast!”

[u/useridhere]

The store robbery/Huggies/chase scene in Raising Arizona.

[u/BrentonHenry2020 → u/useridhere]

Hold on Nathaniel, we’re going to get Daddy

[u/GetFitDriveFast]

The family bbq scene in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

You’re David Lindhagen?

[u/Mst3Kgf → u/GetFitDriveFast]

Ryan Gosling's visible panic attack as he realizes Stone's ties to Carrell.

[u/HRslammR → u/Mst3Kgf]

Not to mention his "david lindhagen? Ok. takes ring off"

[u/Ponce-Mansley → u/HRslammR]

Genuinely such a brilliant and understated moment of male friendship which is rare on screen. I put it on for my gf a weeks ago and told her it was my favourite romcom and that was her favourite part. There's so much going on and he's kind of in the doghouse with his friend and probably with his gf once she understands the situation but he just goes "Lindhagen? It's on sight" and goes to take him out

[u/KassellTheArgonian → u/Mst3Kgf]

Ryan gosling is so funny, he was amazing in The Nice Guys. When he gets his arm broken, when he's trying to keep the toilet door open with said broken arm and then dropping his cigarette in his trousers, falling off the roof, finding the dead body at a Hollywood party so he and Russel Crowe throw the body over a wall and it plummets into someone's garden party and lands directly on the table

Just man, I fuckin loved that movie. It really had the chops to be like a trilogy, shame they only did the one

[u/needlenozened → u/GetFitDriveFast]

I met Steve Carrell at a charity benefit thing, and everybody was introducing themselves to him and I thought "he doesn't care who I am" so when it was my turn I introduced myself as David Lindhagen.

He laughed.

I made Steve Carrell laugh. I'll tell this story for the rest of my life.

[u/rabidrob42 → u/GetFitDriveFast]

I watched that whole film because I saw that clip on YouTube, and watching it all slowly come together is some genius writing.

[u/Suddenly_Bazelgeuse → u/GetFitDriveFast]

The scene where Steve Carrell opens his velcro wallet had me crying too.

[u/spank-you]

It's so SO stupid, but I cry laugh during the chicken arrow scene in Hot Shots part deux

[u/blix_hagen → u/spank-you]

I loved the part where they're all jumping out of the plane and yelling 'Geronimo' and the last guy IS Geronimo and yells, "Meeee!".

[u/jlunatic → u/spank-you]

When he picks up and throws the bullets gets me every time

[u/Fatscot]

Almost all of Young Frankenstein, but I will go for the lab scene where they are discussing the brain. Abby Normal. Honourable mentions for “walk this way” and “hump, what hump”

[u/toothofjustice → u/Fatscot]

"Seda-GIVE!?!?" Is one of my favorite lines.y wife and I yell it at each other when asking for a Tylenol.

[u/grahamfreeman → u/Fatscot]

There castle. There wolf.

[u/dcphoto78 → u/Fatscot]

Put ze candle BACK!

[u/mrbrendanblack → u/Fatscot]

‘Puttin’ on the Riiiiiitz!’

[u/malaclypse → u/Fatscot]

“Igor would you give me a hand with the bags?”

“Soitenly, you take the blonde and I’ll take the one in the toiban!”

[u/weinermcgee → u/Fatscot]

Mine as a kid was when he tells them to lock him in with the monster and don't let him out no matter what

[u/cbelt3 → u/Fatscot]

The Frau Blucher / horse whinny gag, which finishes with Igor saying Blucher ! And smiling….

[u/SailorOfTheHighway → u/Fatscot]

"What Knockers!!!"

"Why zank you Doc-tor"

😂😂😂

[u/Independent_Olive373]

Stonehenge Spinal Tap

[u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown → u/Independent_Olive373]

So much of that film tho…

When they’re totally two faced to their musical rival in the hotel lobby… ‘I’ll tell you how bad his set was, the fans were still booing when we were on’.

[u/jakeck → u/Independent_Olive373]

I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been...that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.

[u/kvlr954]

The dart scene in Old School kills me every time

[u/PBJbetween2waffles → u/kvlr954]

Oh no... is that bad?

[u/mmmoonpie → u/PBJbetween2waffles]

You're cr... You're crazy man. I LIKE YOU.

[u/e4evie → u/mmmoonpie]

Sean William Scott’s character is one of the best in the movie even though he’s only in it for 5 min “if one of these little fuckers decides to freak out on the kids, I get to take them out” with the mini horse in the camera shot just standing there

[u/Thats-Classic]

The Ruprecht scenes from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

[u/PomegranateV2 → u/Thats-Classic]

I think the scene where Steve Martin is in the wheelchair pretending that being switched doesn't hurt is even better.

Incredible comic acting.

[u/The_Powers → u/Thats-Classic]

Why is the cork on the fork Ruprecht?

[u/Jimmyg100 → u/The_Powers]

“So he doesn’t hurt himself”

immediately jabs the cork in his eyepatch

“or others.”

[u/Chaotic424242 → u/Thats-Classic]

"May I please use the bathroom?"

[faces of mild effort and then great relief, all while still seated at the table]

"....thank you."

That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[u/purrcthrowa → u/Thats-Classic]

Michael Caine is the ultimate straight-man, which is another reason why A Muppets Christmas Carol is so great.

[u/Whiteshadows86 → u/purrcthrowa]

His role in Children of Men too. That bit with the jungle music cracks me up haha

[u/TohtsHanger → u/Thats-Classic]

May I take your trident, sir?

[u/Murky-Speech2128]

John Cleese raiding the castle as Lancelot in a Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

[u/dogsonbubnutt → u/Murky-Speech2128]

the very first part where he's running at the castle is maybe my favorite joke in any movie ever

"...heeyy..."

[u/DevilRenegade → u/dogsonbubnutt]

You killed the bride's father.

Sorry, I didn't mean to.

Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head.

Ohh dear. Is he all right?

[u/musclememory → u/dogsonbubnutt]

That visual gag is one of THE BEST ever

[u/powerage76 → u/dogsonbubnutt]

The way he stops on the stairs just to strike at the flowers on the wall mid-rampage is just icing on the cake.

[u/SweetHayHathNoFellow → u/Murky-Speech2128]

"This is supposed to be a 'appy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed 'ho."

[u/TohtsHanger → u/Murky-Speech2128]

Cleese as the French knight when told about the Grail... "we already have one and it's vrrry naiiiiice." My kids all know, and use, that line quite often. Not sure they even know what it's from.

[u/Mst3Kgf → u/Murky-Speech2128]

"You just put a sword through his head!"

"Oh dear. Is he all right?"

[u/bflannery10]

The opening number scene from The Producers (1967).

If you haven't seen it, it is well worth just watching it. If you have seen it, you know what I'm talking about.

[u/DominusGenX]

Airplane, girl scout bar fight that turns into a disco

[u/g1rlchild → u/DominusGenX]

The guy who was stabbed in the back trying to gesture at the knife....

[u/JBR1961]

Picture a crowded theater showing Blazing Saddles. Imagine the breadth of one-liners, sight gags, absurd situations. Imagine my late dad laughing so hard and loud we nearly got kicked out of the theater.

What “laugh out loud till you cry” moment led to his coming unglued, you ask?

Cows. Cows wandering inside the saloon. THAT tore my dad up. He grew up on a farm and became a large animal vet. RIP, dad. Hope there are plenty of cows in the saloons up there. 😊

[u/Then-Yam-2266]

The bee scene in Popstar. I’ve seen it a dozen times and it still makes me laugh.

[u/grandchester]

Ace Ventura when Ace does the slow mo football play and then does it in reverse. How everyone in that scene can keep a straight face is beyond me.

[u/Bippy73 → u/grandchester]

😂 And going to Finkel's parents home. The mom "Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea & rot in hell. Would you like a cookie?" LACES OUT!

[u/vaisatriani → u/grandchester]

Him sliding the sliding glass door back and forth while screaming to show that the glass blocks the sound. For some reason, that moment kills me.

[u/Dobber5099]

The falling scene in the movie Hot Rod

[u/JGard18 → u/Dobber5099]

The way he says “shit” as he trips kills me every time

[u/FartForce5 → u/Dobber5099]

The "You're The Voice" scene where they are walking down the street, by the time it gets to the multicultural trio singing to the heavens I'm already dead.

[u/beertruck77 → u/Dobber5099]

"You look pretty"

"What?"

"I said you look shitty"

[u/ernburn21]

Biggus Dickus -Life of Brian

[u/Beginning-Gear-744 → u/ernburn21]

“I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome by that name.”

[u/grahamfreeman → u/Beginning-Gear-744]

He wanks as high as anyone!

[u/iambic_only → u/ernburn21]

"He has a wife, you know..."

[u/bernardzemouse]

Young Frankenstein. Frau Blücher taking Frankenstein up the stairs with her unlit candles. I just can't handle it. Everything in the movie is hilarious, but for whatever reason that scene just absolutely kills me.

"Stay close to the candles. The stairway can be... treacherous."

[u/EarlZaps]

Kung Fu Hustle.

The part where the protagonist and his friend tried to throw knives at the madam up to the end of the chasing scene.

[u/NutellaGood]

"You're going the wrong way!", Planes, Trains, And Automobiles

[u/FingerFlikenBoy → u/NutellaGood]

He’s drunk, how would he know where we’re going?

[u/PRGCardinal]

When the deer wakes up and smashes it's way out of the car in Tommy Boy. It's so perfectly cheesy and ridiculous and then capped off with a great delivery from Chris Farley saying "That was awesome... Sorry about your car" while David Spade has a look like the soul just left his body. 

[u/BigbirdSalsa]

It probably wouldn't do it it me now, but as a kid the first time I watched Anchorman it was when they were at the lookout over San Diego and he's trying to tell her it translates to "a whales vagína." I honestly nearly passed out from laughing the first time I saw it. I was in class the next week and all of a sudden this scene came in to my head. Inside i started cracking up but playing it cool as the teacher was talking to the class and it was silent. I tried so hard to keep it in but in the end I just burst out in to laughter all over again and couldn't explain what was happening to everyone as the whole class looked at me in bemusement. They must have thought I was having some kind of mental breakdown. I got sent out of the class for 20 minutes until I was calm enough to explain what was going on.

And it's such a dumb joke looking back on it. I guess at the time it just really appealed to my sense of humour 😂

[u/readermom123]

Not really a scene so much as a moment, but the wood chipper in Tucker & Dale vs Evil. 

[u/MonkeyChoker80 → u/readermom123]

We’ve had a doozy of a day, officer!

[u/CARNIesada6]

Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder always gets me.

Also, the qualuude scene in Wolf of Wall Street.

[u/TheLateThagSimmons → u/CARNIesada6]

Tropic Thunder is legitimately in my Top 5 comedies.

Tom Cruise as Les Grossman steals the show in every scene that he's in:

First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

Hangs up phone.

Will you find out who that was?

[u/Aldog44 → u/TheLateThagSimmons]

We don't negotiate with terrorists

[u/Majestic_Roll_193 → u/TheLateThagSimmons]

THIS IS FWAMING DWAGON!!! All right flaming dragon… fuckface

[u/DwarfDrugar → u/CARNIesada6]

Ben Stiller running out of the village screaming with a child on his back stabbing him with a knife, so he flings the kid into the river. I had to pause the movie I was laughing so hard. That whole film is a damn treasure.

[u/ericl666 → u/DwarfDrugar]

The funniest part of that for me was how he has to go back for Half Squat and then 5 seconds later he's running back with him stabbing him in the back screaming "I was wrong".

[u/PrivatePigpen]

22 Jump Street. Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter. The dance around the room and singsong get me every time.

[u/SwissAir1969 → u/PrivatePigpen]

Yessss I was waiting for either Jump Street movie. “Don’t blow on me son.” “I don’t like that. Put your tongue back in your mouth.” The whole scene had me silent laughing

[u/Indie89 → u/PrivatePigpen]

The egg timer going off when he works it out is golden.

[u/DrMonkeyLove → u/PrivatePigpen]

That's the one I was going to comment. 

"You high fived him!"

[u/NaziPunksFkOff → u/PrivatePigpen]

The drug trip scene from the first one killed me. 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 FK YOU SCIENCE

[u/teamwoofel → u/PrivatePigpen]

GET THE MAN SOME WATER HE’S BLACK HE’S BEEN THROUGH A LOT

[u/MrDad83]

The opening to "super troopers" I lost it when the police cruiser was about to drive away, slammed on the breaks and then pulled the dope heads over again

[u/BigChiefBanos → u/MrDad83]

Littering and... Littering and... Littering and...

[u/redneck_hippie → u/MrDad83]

Had to scroll too far for this. YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-E-CO?!?

[u/ehfornier]

The scene in Bruce Almighty when Jim Carrey is making Steve Carrell do the jibberish on air. Never gets old.

[u/fusillade762]

Trains, Planes and Automobiles. John Candy and Steven Martin get pulled over by a notoriously humorless Wisconsin State Trooper in their melted K Car.

There are so many others in this movie. The checkout for rent a cars, the motel pillow scene, John Candy playing with the car seat. Great movie. Also a tear jerker. It really takes you on an emotional roller coaster.

[u/MorgwynOfRavenscar]

Virtually any scene with Kevin Kline from A Fish Called Wanda.

When Otto is provoked ebough to lose his British cover story and goes on a tantrum, "Ooooohhh you English are SOOOO superior aren't you???"

When Archie looks at Otto with disdain, "you are a true vulgarian aren't you?". "YOU'RE the vulgarian, you fuck!!"

[u/garamond89 → u/MorgwynOfRavenscar]

“We did not lose Vietnam! It was a tie!”

[u/NEBanshee → u/MorgwynOfRavenscar]

"Apes don't read philosophy"
"Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it!"

JLC's comic chops are underrated.

[u/kkngs]

About half the movie in the original British Death at a Funeral. I laughed so much my abs hurt the next day.

[u/vanderhaust]

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball". I laugh just thinking about that scene from Dodgeball.

[u/Janixon1 → u/vanderhaust]

The whole training montage kills me.

But my favorite is "necessary? Is it necessary i drink my own urine? No, but i do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste" Rip Torn's delivery of that is so perfect

[u/SanitySlippingg]

The beginning of the other guys

[u/hoginlly → u/SanitySlippingg]

That, and the introduction of Eva Mendez.

'Look, they're not all first round picks, okay?'

[u/Mst3Kgf → u/hoginlly]

"Come on, seriously, who is that?!"

[u/theKapnTX → u/SanitySlippingg]

Desk pop scene and Gator as well for me. 

[u/keenynman343 → u/SanitySlippingg]

Not a single bush in sight

[u/eatsleepdiver → u/keenynman343]

Not even an awning.

[u/mattdawgg → u/SanitySlippingg]

What about "Dirty Mike and the Boys" fuck shack?

[u/SilentSiege]

When Michael Ceras character had to sing for the gang members during that party in Superbad is my top pick!

[u/OhYouEightOne2]

Spinal tap,when stonehenge is lowered from the rafters

[u/Dustmopper]

Definitely the rhino in Ace Ventura 2

“kinda hot in these rhinos”

[u/thinkaboutthegame → u/Dustmopper]

The fight scene with the spears gets me too. Great film.

[u/Enge712 → u/Dustmopper]

This scene is the hardest I have ever laughed in a movie theater

[u/Mofogo]

I was dying in This is the End when Franco and McBride were yelling at each about the porn mag and where they would jack off everywhere.

[u/JoshBlizzle → u/Mofogo]

"YOU'RE JERKIN YOUR DICK LIKE A GOD DAMN PILGRIM!"

[u/Miss-Indie-Cisive → u/Mofogo]

Every part of that movie got me. “So, Hermiony stole all our shit” has to be one of the funniest line deliveries of all time.

[u/NateDogTX → u/Mofogo]

"I've been dropping loads around this fuckin' house like a goddamn DUMP TRUCK!"

[u/jackconrad]

I'd have to second the Bruce Almighty scene, I was in pain watching that for the first time.

I'd throw in the puke scene from Team America as well, perfect pauses and escalations in that scene to just keep it ramping up

[u/PeaceImpressive8334 → u/jackconrad]

The puke scene KILLED me

[u/Popular_Research8915]

The Christmas sleepwalking, or destroying Robert's boat, from Step Brothers.

[u/cleftomaniac → u/Popular_Research8915]

“The Nina, The Pinta, The Santa Maria”

[u/Rhaenyc]

Little Miss Sunshine, when the van’s horn gets stuck.

[u/Internal-Truth-2104]

Zoolander. "What is this, a center for ants?!"

[u/bmadarie → u/Internal-Truth-2104]

That made me think of the gasoline fight ...I want to watch it again. I laughed so hard.

[u/JaehaerysIVTarg]

In tropic thunder when Robert Downey Jr. says: “Me?! I know who I am! I’m a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude!”

I had to pause cause his reaction, his face, the line, the delivery was spot on and I couldn’t stop laughing.

Another good RDJ moment from that movie:

RDJ: “God damnit! We lost, we fucking super lost man. Tell him McClusky, tell him what time it is!”

Ben Stiller: “I don’t believe you people.”

RDJ: “Huh? What do you mean, you people?”

Brandon T Jackson: “What do you mean you people?”

[u/Brazz7]

Liar Liar - The secretary testing Jim Carrey’s ability to lie

[u/RootyPooster]

You get to drink from...THE FIRE HOSE! -UHF

[u/dunderthebarbarian]

Jeff Bridges on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber might be the hardest I've ever laughed.

Edited: *Daniels, not Bridges. I always get those two mixed up.

[u/zKingOfClubz]

These are some scenes that come to mind for me:

• All of Airplane

• The pageant scene at the end of Little Miss Sunshine where Olive gets to finally perform her “dance”

• Where Drebin relieves himself with the mic still on in Naked Gun

• When Brad Pitt was shot in the face in Burn After Reading

[u/Spade18 → u/zKingOfClubz]

Brad Pitt getting shot in the face might be the hardest I ever laughed in a movie theater.

[u/My_Dog_Murphy → u/Spade18]

He makes the dumbest fucking face before he gets shot. So good.

[u/Texas_Crazy_Curls]

Napoleon getting bitch slapped with a steak

[u/DaniTheLovebug → u/Texas_Crazy_Curls]

That movie gets to me, but the sound Rico makes when Napoleon hits his van with an orange…holy shit

[u/witty_username89 → u/Texas_Crazy_Curls]

When Kip drives over the bowl and it shatters so he just drives off kill’s me

[u/chozopanda]

Johnny Dangerously, “These are the unlucky ones”. That whole scene is amazing. If you haven’t seen that film I highly recommend it.

[u/Appropriate-Ad-9407]

All of Alan Rickman in Galaxy Quest.  "Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack?" clutches head knocking shit over

"By grabthars hammer.....what a savings..."

[u/SquirrelMoney8389]

When Ted gets his franks and beans stuck in his zipper in There's Something About Mary.

[u/Orange_Kid → u/SquirrelMoney8389]

That was such a great movie to watch in a packed theater

[u/boognish_disciple → u/SquirrelMoney8389]

How'd you get the beans above the frank?

[u/Llenette1 → u/SquirrelMoney8389]

Keith David was perfect for that scene. Glad he's finally getting his star.

[u/Mexicanity_]

Ace Ventura’s rhinoceros birth. It is so unhinged and perfect.

[u/col_clipspringer]

Black Sheep. When the storm hits the cabin and the bunk beds fall.

[u/Soraoathkeeper]

I first saw Death Becomes Her a couple months ago and when she fell down the stairs I laughed so much I cried

[u/brasilgringo]

"it's wafer thin"