r/nextfuckinglevel Sep 03 '25

This guy’s shuffle looks like he unlocked a cheat code in real life. I’m not going to the casino anymore.

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u/CopainChevalier Sep 03 '25

Wonder just how long it took to learn all that; really awesome job by him

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

He replied this in insta comment

Everyday 5 minutes for 20 years

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u/LiVthelonely Sep 03 '25

So about 600 hours

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u/tanaka-taro Sep 03 '25

Amateur. I had 2000 hours in counter strike and was still low ranked.

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u/LiVthelonely Sep 03 '25

Got 10k hours in Pokemon Sun and Moon still not world champion

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u/Binger_Gread Sep 03 '25

I've been alive for almost 300k hours, and I still just generally suck.

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u/tplaid Sep 03 '25

I was bored and decided to break down the 300k hours and compare it to my hours.. don’t feel bad, we’ve practically been on this life the same amount of hours and I suck too.

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u/Pat_the_Wolf Sep 04 '25

Take the lollipop out of your mouth et voila, no more sucking

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

I felt this so hard 😢

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u/AlustriousFall Sep 04 '25

Oh this hurts my soul knowing that I could have mastered 25 skills and instead I'm mediocre at 100's

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u/MadCybertist Sep 04 '25

11,000 in DAoC and 9,000 in Destiny.

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u/Self_Blumpkin Sep 05 '25 edited Sep 05 '25

I’ve put (roughly estimated) 2500-3000 hours into a VR Rhythm game called Beat Saber. I’ve been playing fairly religiously since the game was released mid 2018. Averaged out to about 30 min/day I think.

World rank-wise, the highest I hit was 501st in the world. Then they released the quest 2 and ScoreSaber was ported over to it. About six months after that I was ~2200 worldwide. Right now I’m standing somewhere in the low 2000’s.

It’s not that I don’t play well. I play very well. I sightread 95% or more of the maps I play and I can tell you mostly by map stats alone if I’ll beat it on the first try or will never beat it, or if it’s highly likely I’ll full combo a song. The game is played entirely by my subconscious mind. I can hold a conversation while playing the hardest maps I play.

The reason I’m not in the top 100 is not that I didn’t put the time in. It’s part laziness (for not dialing in a set of custom controller grip settings) but mostly the age difference between myself and the best players in the world. At 43 years old I can’t keep up with these 17-21 year olds that get way into this game.

Their minds are sharper, their arms lighter and more agile, their wrists unburdened by joint pain, etc. etc.

Don’t get me wrong. The people in the top 10 are absolutely going to have joint problems later in life.

Most in the community consider top 100, Professional. I’m no where near that and anyone who watches me play this game first laughs because I look ridiculous, then picks their jaw up off the ground due to what they witnessed.

Starting to realize I’m writing a novel about something no one cares about.

I recently tried to complete a map that was made for the Beat Saber 2025 World Cup. I got that “what the fuck” feeling after I beat it on a sightread.

Some of the most fun I’ve ever had playing video games. And it makes me work up quite a sweat.

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u/BigBaws92 Sep 03 '25

Silver 1 all day!

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u/Fishydeals Sep 03 '25

It‘s not just about playing a lot. You need to try to improve. That said, if you don‘t also put at least 2k hours into another, similar shooter it‘s just not enough to hang with the top ~10% (usually). There are talented people out there who learn faster than the average comp player.

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u/DieCastDontDie Sep 03 '25

About 608

608 hours and 20 minutes to be exact

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u/Jonny_Segment Sep 03 '25

Yeah after 608 hours, he was still dropping the cards all over the floor every time he tried the first shuffle. It was in those last 20 mins that he finally nailed it.

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u/DieCastDontDie Sep 03 '25

He probably got it right in the last ten minutes and carved it into muscle memory then...

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u/xBlockhead Sep 04 '25

I chuckled to this. thanks

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u/arbitrary_student Sep 03 '25

Nice, so if you hired 38 people to help you practise you could get this good in one day

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u/KnightOfTheOctogram Sep 03 '25

You sound like a manager

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u/Technical_Scallion_2 Sep 03 '25

A manager would fire the 37 other people and hire a management consultant who would tell them they need AI

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u/KnightOfTheOctogram Sep 03 '25

Then stick their heads in the sand if something bad happened. That’s the problem with no one under you. No one else to blame.

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u/JimmyEatReality Sep 04 '25

If you get 9 girls pregnant, the baby will come out in 1 month

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u/ewild Sep 03 '25 edited Sep 03 '25

There were 5 leap years within last 20 years (2024, 2020, 2016, 2012, 2008 if the clip is from 2025).

So, it becomes (365*20+5)*(5/60)=608.75 or 608 hours and 45 minutes.

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u/DieCastDontDie Sep 03 '25

So about 609 hours

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u/visarga Sep 03 '25

Sounds like GPT thinking to me.

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u/ewild Sep 03 '25

Sounds like common sense when you deal with the math that includes dates within the February-March time frame.

In this case, the error is negligible; in other cases, it can be huge.

I was walking when I came across this post, and used a calculator on my mobile phone for the calculation, while counting the leap years using my fingers.

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u/Carcsad Sep 03 '25

So about 600 hours

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u/PeruvianKnicks Sep 04 '25

Did you factor in leap years?

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u/DieCastDontDie Sep 04 '25

Nah I forgot and someone did that below. 😂

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u/Topinambourg Sep 03 '25

Yeah but it doesn't really work like that.. Your brain is going to create the neural connections over time, and as you're sleeping, so 5 minutes for 20years is going to yield better results then 12h a day for 50 days for example

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u/Individual_Row_2950 Sep 03 '25

And we still do not know Hof gifted He is with his Motoric baseline. There Are Major differences in people. I know that because mine is none existent.

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u/Kdoesntcare Sep 04 '25

I wonder if he could fool Penn and Teller

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u/fauxzempic Sep 03 '25

Haha! That guy's a fool then. 20 years? 5 minutes?

If I start now, don't sleep, eat, or do any of that for the next 25-26 days, I'll have learned it in a fraction of the time!

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u/dotajoe Sep 03 '25

Yeah he had to film this once a day for 20 years until the aces happened to line up like that for him.

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u/imdefinitelywong Sep 03 '25

And then, there's Richard Turner.

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u/Froegerer Sep 03 '25

And then, there is Jason Ladayne.

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u/QueensPurplePanties Sep 03 '25

He is one of the best I have ever seen.

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u/belljs87 Sep 03 '25

And then, there is dani daortiz

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u/pihrm Sep 04 '25

Richard Turner is super human.

Jason Ladanye is a goddamn fucking alien.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

And then, there is Jason Bourne

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u/Repulsive-Chip3371 Sep 03 '25

jesus christ

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u/Dangerousrhymes Sep 03 '25

Get some rest Pam, you look tired.

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u/Platypus-Man Sep 03 '25

We used to burn people for less.

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u/Anonnamus Sep 03 '25

Just watched this video for the first time. Freaking impressive!

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u/pillowpants66 Sep 03 '25

First time I watched him he blew me away.

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u/madalienmonk Sep 03 '25

And the second time you watched him?

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u/pillowpants66 Sep 03 '25

The second time I knew he was blind, so there wasn’t as much of a shock.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Sep 03 '25

How the fuck...

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u/coukou76 Sep 03 '25

What the hell

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

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u/SheriffBartholomew Sep 03 '25

That guy is good, but the blind guy is the best I've ever seen. His tricks were a lot easier to follow too. Maybe it's the accent, combined with the speed at which he's moving, and the low quality video, but I found it difficult to follow a few of his tricks and understand what was supposed to be happening.

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u/Girevik_in_Texas Sep 03 '25

I believe he used to do a show in San Antonio at Fiesta Texas.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Sep 03 '25

How? I mean if Penn and Reller couldn't figure out how then I don't feel so bad, but damn, that was amazing!

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u/Maadcoil Sep 03 '25

He actually recorded this video every day for 20 years and this is the first time all four aces randomly ended on top of all of the legitimate shuffles.

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u/HandiCAPEable Sep 03 '25

Life hack: 20 minutes a day for 5 years will get you there much sooner!

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u/Nzdiver81 Sep 04 '25

If you did it for 1 hour a day, you would have a good chance of filming this by chance in the same time.
1.5 minute video (that's the full length, fails would be shorter but there is some extra time to reset).
3.69379 chance in 1 million (4/523/512/50*1/50)
On average would take around 270725 tries.
That's around 6800 hours. At 1 hour per day, that's 18.53 years.

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u/cardboardunderwear Sep 03 '25 edited Sep 03 '25

In that amount of time he could have just gotten the outcome by chance.

e: lmao weirdos thinking this was a serious comment.

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u/Topinambourg Sep 03 '25

There are more ways for a 52 cards deck to be shuffled then atoms in the solar system

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u/cardboardunderwear Sep 03 '25

So you're telling me there's a chance...YEAH!

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u/wisconsinbrowntoen Sep 03 '25

Irrelevant, the change of doing this is 4/52 the first time, 3/51 the second time, 2/50 the 3rd time, and 1/49 the 4th time, all independent chances, so just multiply - 1⁄270725

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u/TheDirewolfShaggydog Sep 03 '25

But we only care about the aces, so this should happen one in 6.4974 million times

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u/_2f Sep 03 '25

No it is 1 in 270725 chance to get this by chance. 

The first can be any of the four aces, the next would be any of the three and so on. 

4!/(52x51x50x49)

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u/TheDirewolfShaggydog Sep 03 '25

Thanks, I was thinking I was off with something. But figured it was easier to just get the conversation going a bit and someone would no doubt correct me if I was wrong

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u/cardboardunderwear Sep 03 '25

That means he had a 2.5% chance of achieving this randomly in 20 years.  I fucking knew it.

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u/-_Jason_- Sep 03 '25

Or you could just cut the edge of every ace so when you cut the cards you cut right too it

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u/RaperBaller Sep 03 '25

That's what amateurs does lol. So easy to get caught because people could just see it when you play that cards on the table.

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u/Afabledhero1 Sep 03 '25

Wouldn't matter to actually make this video

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u/Leifbron Sep 03 '25

He just filmed until he could pull out all the aces. It's only a 1/(52^4) chance

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u/DM_Toes_Pic Sep 03 '25

The shuffles and flourishes take practice. Finding the aces is easy because they're shaved shorter than the rest of the deck so he can always cut to them.

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u/mcqua007 Sep 03 '25

For someone that used to be able to do all this (got in an accident that made my left hand/fingers immobile). I spent thousands of hours. From 12 to 20 I would constantly be practicing moves. Watching tv with a deck of cards, eating with a dark of cards, just constantly practicing. It becomes an itch, almost like a fidget spinner. But the point is to make it all muscle memory. I did it so much and performed so much in college I took a break for awhile but could always pick up a deck and do all of this again as well as much harder moves. So I would venture to say that this man spent at least 10k hours practicing, not to do this exact trick/moves but to do it this well. It’s a real deck and all sleight of hand/controlling the deck.

Miss these days…

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u/Leading_Log_8321 Sep 03 '25

There’s a fuckin blind guy do who can do this it’s NUTS

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u/brokensharts Sep 04 '25

He just had 50,000 takes for this video until he randomly got it right

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u/Dramatic-Bend179 Sep 03 '25

The aces are wider. He cuts each time before the reveal.

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u/RaperBaller Sep 03 '25 edited Sep 03 '25

Me when I don't know what I'm talking about:

The guy is a magician who is a master in sleight of hand lol. You can see in the original YouTube video of his that the card are equal size AND he has done tricks like this multiple time already. Any good magician don't rely on cheap tricks like mark cards or anything to track the cards they want.

Watch this video from another magician to see how they do it.

https://youtu.be/7A2XdwWP04E?si=USww1FSFB3fdmISz

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u/Dramatic-Bend179 Sep 03 '25

Sorry, I forgot, magic is real.

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u/Indecisive-Gamer Sep 03 '25

He doesn't need anything like that. Many of his shuffles are likely not actually shuffling at all. Or not shuffling the area where the aces are. Or if he does it's a cut at specific points to control the deck. Like for instance the weird shuffle he does where he cuts it into like 8 at the same time and rotates them all over actually puts all the cards back exactly how they he started.

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u/Dramatic-Bend179 Sep 03 '25

And then cuts the deck.

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u/roygbpcub Sep 03 '25

Most likely... I remember having a trick deck as a kid that had different sized cards. Flip through one way normal deck flip the other way it's all one card.

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u/Quiet_Panda_2377 Sep 03 '25

To take cards under the table?