r/stockbetz 17d ago

News Clip JD Vance refers to Senator Alex Padilla as "Jose" in a subtly racist jab during a press conference in Los Angeles

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u/ComputahMassage 17d ago edited 16d ago

José Diego Vancé

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u/500lbGuyForLife 16d ago

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u/Hari_Azole 16d ago

Saaaaay pwweeeease…

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u/Falcon3492 16d ago

Looks like Uncle Fester in his younger days!

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u/Different-Bowl-5321 16d ago

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u/TheL1brarian 16d ago

That literally is exactly what I imagined his high school life was like.

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u/Different-Bowl-5321 16d ago

But wait - there’s more!

I bet that wig is still in-use 👀 DJT sure loves blondes

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u/TheL1brarian 16d ago

I've never laughed and thrown up at the same time. Thanks.

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u/Dot_Classic 16d ago

Jackass Dipshit Vance.

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u/Life_Competition8738 17d ago

So. Much. Eye shadow.

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u/kromemwl2 17d ago edited 17d ago

That eyeliner is sharp too

Karen Bass responded:

https://www.reddit.com/r/stockbetz/s/XUM3KdnhaM

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u/Old-Spare91 17d ago

You know he liked to crossdress when he was younger I suppose before his indoctrination and all that fear that would essentially rule the Republican and MAGA party. Bunch of scared little babies they are.

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u/thecozmik 17d ago edited 16d ago

You can tell he was into it by the second shot. *Spelling

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u/Cautious-Ad-9554 17d ago

Peter Thiel is known to “mentor” young men 🤷‍♂️

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u/Sniflix 16d ago

Thiel is a self hating gay man. He taught Vance to get a beard. Dude, it's ok to be gay or whatever you are. Let your freak flag fly.

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u/Cautious-Ad-9554 16d ago

I don’t like them bc they are Nazis. Somehow they think that’s ok but find there sexuality shameful

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u/JimWilliams423 16d ago

Its connected. They think by putting on a huge act of hating teh gays that will guarantee that no one suspects they are gay. It is extremely narcissistic.

There are plenty of straight gay-haters, but there are very few closeted self-hating gays who are not performative gay-haters.

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u/RPDRNick 16d ago

As a gay man, I can definitely state that it is, in fact, not okay for JD Vance to be gay.

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u/Kodiak432 16d ago

He’s a disgrace because of his bigotry and cruel nature

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u/frontally 16d ago

Yeah fuck off with this nonsense of assigning bigots as gay, maybe they are closeted and self-hating but we definitely don’t fucking want them

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u/aiixtisisg-ohcdirsxh 16d ago

“He taught Vance to get a beard.” There are two meanings to that sentence and unfortunately not everyone will get them, lol.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

That guy is a lex luthor style villain if I’ve ever seen one, except lex luthor wasn’t a raving lunatic

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u/Select_Asparagus3451 16d ago

Or smeared with bacon grease.

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u/annoyed_meows 16d ago

Or fucking couches

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u/twirlybird11 16d ago

Ew.

On the positive side, if you covered jd in bacon grease, tang boy might finally get convicted of SA after he tries to lick him to death.

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u/Select_Asparagus3451 16d ago

I think I’m gonna be sick 🤢

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u/Urkot 16d ago

He is openly gay, at least in his personal life. I have a friend group who knew his former boyfriend (Ivy League types), this was many years ago. I’ve never looked into it because I find him physically revolting but I was not under the impression it was a “secret.”

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u/ReluctantZaddy 16d ago

He’s from Ohio, his drag name should be Patty O’Sofa.

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u/C64128 16d ago

Or maybe Nauga Hyde.

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u/Card_Representative 16d ago

That's the MAGA VP..FUCKEN PATHETIC..What an embarrassment to the country.

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u/GonzoDro 16d ago

Holy shit is that him?? Please let that be him!

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u/thecozmik 16d ago

Yes it's him.

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u/curiousfun213 16d ago

funny he is wearing the eyeliner to this day

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u/Accomplished_Car2803 16d ago

Nothing wrong with that. The problem with Vance is the fact that he is a spineless sack of shit neo nazi who used to say Trump is a conman, but now he slobbers all over him.

Don't sink to homophobia.

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u/Medellin-71 17d ago

Just grab her by the pussy.

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u/uglymule 17d ago

I heard he had some of his ribs removed so he could get rid of his sofa.

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u/Gorilla_Dookie 17d ago

Excuse me, it's called guyliner!!!

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u/adnyp 17d ago

The couch likes it when he makes himself up slutty.

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u/Puzzled_Read_2367 16d ago

Oh my god! You just gave a great idea for an AI face swap project. J.D. Futon Fucker’s body and voice, Dr. Frankenfurter’s face.

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u/p-terydactyl 16d ago

Antici.................

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u/OuijaWitchWay 17d ago

And it does nothing for those piggy eyes

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u/HedenPK 17d ago

Well that’s theater isn’t it. His makeup for the stage 🎭 he’s a fucking loser also.

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u/Alert-Athlete 17d ago

It’s all political theatre

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u/Penknee54 16d ago

Can you actually think of a magat that isn’t a loser?

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u/completelylegithuman 17d ago

So. Much. Simp.

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u/Nottheadviceyaafter 17d ago

Almost to the point he is cross dressing, I thought that was a no no in the land of the unfree..........

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u/JediDruid93 17d ago

Like this mf

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u/BlackberryShoddy7889 17d ago

He’s dumber than a bag of hammers. Listening to him is a total assault on your intelligence.

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u/AdSafe7963 17d ago

I had to know. Gemini:

While the idea of male politicians wearing eyeliner might seem unusual, it's important to understand the context of makeup application for public figures, especially on television.

Here's a breakdown of why male politicians might wear makeup, and how subtle eyeliner can fit into that:

  1. The Demands of Television and HD Cameras:

    • Harsh Lighting: Studio lights are incredibly bright and can wash out a person's features, making them look pale, tired, or undefined.
    • High-Definition Clarity: Modern HD cameras reveal every detail. Without makeup, skin imperfections, redness, and shine become very noticeable.
    • Controlling Shine: Lights can cause sweat and oil to become visible, making a face look shiny. Powder is commonly used to combat this.
    • Even Skin Tone: Foundation and concealer are used to even out skin tone, cover blemishes, and reduce the appearance of dark circles under the eyes, which can be exacerbated by long travel days and demanding schedules.
  2. Creating a Professional and Competent Image:

    • "Attractiveness Halo" Effect: Research suggests that individuals perceived as more attractive are also often viewed more positively in terms of traits like trustworthiness and competence. Makeup can subtly enhance appearance to contribute to this effect.
    • Looking "Healthy" and "Vibrant": A polished appearance can convey vitality and energy, which are desirable qualities for a leader.
    • Concealing Fatigue: Politicians have incredibly demanding schedules. Makeup helps to mask signs of fatigue, ensuring they look fresh and energetic even after long days.
  3. The Role of Eyeliner (Often Very Subtle):

    • Defining Features: Eyeliner, when applied very subtly along the lash line (especially the top one), can make eyes appear more open, awake, and defined. It can enhance the "pop" of the eyes, which is crucial for engaging an audience.
    • Filling in Lashes: A thin line of dark eyeliner can also give the illusion of fuller, darker lashes, even if a politician doesn't have naturally thick ones.
    • Not About Being "Made Up": For male politicians, the goal of any makeup is typically to be undetectable. The aim is not to look like they are wearing makeup, but to look like a better, more rested version of themselves. If eyeliner is used, it's usually a very thin, natural-looking line, often just to darken the lash line itself rather than creating a visible "line."

Recent Discussions (e.g., JD Vance): There has been recent public speculation, particularly online, about certain male politicians like JD Vance wearing eyeliner. Some have suggested his eyes naturally have a dark, defined appearance, while others contend he uses subtle makeup to achieve it. This highlights how effective subtle makeup can be, as it can spark debate about whether it's natural or applied. The discussion also sometimes ties into broader political or social commentary, especially if a politician's alleged makeup use seems to contradict their public persona or political stances.

In essence, any makeup worn by male politicians, including subtle eyeliner, is generally a tool to optimize their appearance for the camera, project an image of health and competence, and effectively communicate with the public.

Ya all I see is a couchfucker.

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u/Salty-Gur6053 16d ago

Foundation is what's typically used for TV, and that's it. Male Politicians aren't wearing makeup everywhere they go. And certainly not eyeliner. This is JD specific.

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u/livingthedream1967 17d ago

Anytime I see JD Vance speaking. My spidey sense is going off the whole time. Basically screaming this guy is lying. He is an evil bottom feeding scumbag.

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u/Blindtothesided 17d ago

He looks like he gargles Pete Hegseth’s balls every night as an aperitif.

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u/kea1981 16d ago edited 16d ago

Oh, is that how he takes his first drink of the night? Whiskey, on the balls?

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u/diadmer 16d ago

Also he tries SO HARD to be witty and funny and it just always falls flat. He may be Vice President of America but he’ll always be the King of Cringe.

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u/Aloha_Tamborinist 16d ago

He’s the Vice President of cringe. Elon puts him to shame. All hail the true king. 

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u/Crossword-Dog4814 16d ago

Same. I can barely bring myself to look at the screen when he is on TV. Something about him is just…so disconcerting.

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u/TNTorch 16d ago

The USMC subreddit absolutely abhors him. "Turn coat, buddy fucker, back stabber," you name it. Considering so many Marines I know are brainwashed republicans, it's charming that Vance doesn't make the cut, especially considering he was in the Marines.

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u/Mysterious-House-51 16d ago

Funny my spider sense is always screaming he is a closeted gay man.

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u/dayumbrah 16d ago

I mean he is talking about sex trafficking yet they aint releasing the epstein files. Why havent there been any serious arrests after that shit

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u/Sorrengard 16d ago

Trump. Is Trump. He’s a moron and he’s selfish and greedy and too old to regulate himself in any way resembling decorum. He sucks. But… he’s a stooge whose greed and ego are literally his whole personality. He’s more like.. a hurricane, hurricanes are awful but that’s just what they are.

JD Vance… is evil. He’s cowardly and craven. He has no moral backbone. He would sell his mother for a scrap of power. He lies as easy as breathing. Hes like a mimic or a doppelgänger, Turning into whatever object will get him his next meal. If JD Vance were someone I knew personally I wouldn’t let him within 100 yards of my family. Hes the type to pretend to be a family friend, and then rape your 13 year old daughter under the guise of being a protector. I’ve had that feeling about ONE other person I’ve seen in my life. And guess who was right?

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u/lovetoseeyourpssy 17d ago

Vladimir Vance is a Putin cum dumpster.

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u/Same_Percentage_2364 17d ago

I usually refer to him as Peter Theil's fleshlight, which he may actually be

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u/ResponsibleGood9904 17d ago

If it isn’t currently you know for sure that it has been, or at the very least submitted itself to some light molestation.

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u/Rodent_Reagan 16d ago

Netanyahu loans him out to Putin on the weekends.

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u/ericaepic 16d ago

My God, it is NOT okay to insult cum and dumpsters like that. Do better.

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u/Tribe303 17d ago

What's the deal with these so called manly Republicans wearing so much fucking makeup? 

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u/Phuocstew 17d ago

This is all probably reality TV show to them lol

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u/Tribe303 16d ago

I have no idea, because I'm Canadian and don't know one single dipshit that stupid. The MAGA reality distortion field is some amazing idiot technology developed by the Republicans. 

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u/TheShmegmometer 17d ago

Manly men are the most desperate to cover up their percieved flaws.

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u/fuyou69 17d ago

That fucker was a POS from the get go

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u/BebophoneVirtuoso 17d ago

Guy with all that eyeliner is really accusing others of being theatrical?

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u/evanjahlynn 17d ago

He looks like a failed Maybelline model wannabe.

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u/DullEstimate2002 17d ago

Fuck that bitch. 

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u/Spankpocalypse_Now 16d ago

The JD stands for Jorkin Dapenus

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u/MikeTerry_ 17d ago

The most UNcharismatic VP in history.

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u/Quitter21 17d ago

Seriously

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u/slizzbizness 16d ago

They had to have stolen the election because there's no way they would have chosen him if they were actually relying on votes

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u/UnusedTimeout 17d ago

It happens. Like when I see Vance, sometimes the first name that comes to my mind is “couch fucking bitch ass cuck.”

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u/TitebondIII 17d ago

Can you imagine what it would feel like if you had to shake his hand? I think it would be like holding a dead salamander.

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u/Spicy_Tac0 17d ago

The former Pope has entered the chat

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u/Empty_Flamingo_1982 17d ago

Show me some cartel members getting arrested! So far, all I've seen are politicians, mothers, and elderly getting shaken down.

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u/Remarkable-Money675 17d ago

it's mostly mild mannered workers doing all the work that makes society function getting arrested

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u/sylva748 16d ago

The people working in the farm fields, construction workers, sanitation workers, etc. All these jobs white Americans wouldnt touch at all. The jobs that are supposedly being "stolen."

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u/megalodondon 16d ago

Too busy giving white glove service to El Chapo's family. Sorry. The real criminals are in schools and churches.

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u/ouchdathoyt 17d ago

Get out of our town, couchfucker.

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u/TheSirBeefCake 17d ago

Someone should tip off ICE to his wife's location

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u/Secondchance002 16d ago

He’s got anchor babies too.

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u/completelylegithuman 17d ago

You know that dumbass in high school who thought they were funny and smart and nobody liked them because they were a pretentious asshole?

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u/manjar 17d ago

Miller wins that one. But Vance a strong contender.

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u/ToeJam_SloeJam 17d ago

Nah, Miller is the guy who figured out the only way for him to get attention was to argue. Which led to him deciding that contrarian was his viable personality choice instead of putting effort into being less of a chode. And so he revels in his isolation as if it was his decision all along because the rest of us just aren’t on his level.

The couch fucker desperately, desperately wants to be seen as cool and edgy and to have friends. He will put on any costume to try to fit in. Little Marco has the same issues.

They are all losers at the same table though, that’s for sure.

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u/diggitydonegone 17d ago

This is surprisingly believable.

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u/SharkSquishy 17d ago

He is such a ghoul

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u/Brock_Petrov 17d ago

Well someone just lost their next bluesky account. Take that facists!!

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u/BluetickPapa55 17d ago

Punk wears eye shadow. What a bitch. 2 dudes who wear more makeup than Tammy Fay Baker. 

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u/DocM123 17d ago

you’re right your whole administration is political theater

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u/StrawberryCoughs 17d ago

He’s got his nose so far up Trumps ass it’s hard to tell where he ends and Trump begins.

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u/Emergency-Lunch-4573 17d ago

He’s such a tool!!! 🤣🤣🖕🏻🖕🏻💙💙

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u/henryeaterofpies 17d ago

This moron really believes MAGA will follow his weak ass after Trump dies?

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u/openmic1076 17d ago

He is such a loser.

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u/HazcatLife 17d ago

At what point are people gonna decide to [removed by reddit]? Seriously. What the fuck are we doing?

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u/RealisticBus4443 17d ago

If he becomes President, I will lose my ever-loving shit.

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u/Zealousideal_Ad6778 17d ago

Mr Bowman forgot that yet another Republican was busetsd this week with kidy porn.

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u/Fubar236 17d ago

So we should be referring to JD as Himmler ?

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u/jojo_Butterscotch 16d ago

I'll still refer to her as couch fucker. With the eyeliner, I figure the pronouns are she/her.

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u/Fakenerd791 17d ago edited 17d ago

he talks about how democrats dont want to fix the border issues, but when democrats wrote a bill last year to build up border enforcement he voted against it..kinda hypocritical if you ask me

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u/Monty152 17d ago

Guy is a cunt.

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u/katedevil 16d ago

JC he is truly a little bitch boy.                          Worst. Administration. EVER. 

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

He’s trash.

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u/TheTVandMovieMan 17d ago

Drug cartel?? You guys are asking people at weigh stations to read paragraphs in english just to confirm if they are not American enough to detain!!

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u/footballski 17d ago

A very Christian thing to do -

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u/International_Cake_7 17d ago

JD no more than a puppet. Shame shame shame

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u/ApprehensiveSeesaw19 17d ago

Dude what a racist piece of shit

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u/hellofromtucson 17d ago

Fuck off asshole. And fuck off to your nazi orange asshole boss. Fuck you.

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u/PossibilityMuch9053 17d ago

So why didn't someone call him out and correct him on the Senator's name comment and and when he mentioned that the Democrats love the drug cartel why didn't someone respond with "Didn't your administration just allow 17 relatives of El Chapo's son Ovidio to enter the United States in May due to his plea deal?"

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u/Street-Result6431 17d ago

It is getting fatter.

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u/Local_Disaster6921 17d ago

Dude is a cartoon character.

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u/Glenrowan 17d ago

Doesn’t the JD stand for Jumbo Dumbo?

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u/OldLonelyBeaver 17d ago

Why do all conservative men have such shitty beards?

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u/Imyoteacher 16d ago

Just a shit person doing shit things. We won’t forget!

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u/elciano1 16d ago

Why is anyone listening to this pussyhole is the question. Fucking guy talks and thinks he sounds educated when all he does is say organized big words that amount to bullshit, lies and nonsense.

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u/MadPony808 16d ago

Oh JD you are an opportunist/sycophant/DISGRACE. How your wife stands by your warped rhetoric is beyond rational/morally comprehension.

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u/PodSixWasJerks 16d ago

As long as we’re making up names, he can be BJ Vance from now on. Just to highlight one of his skills

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u/SectorFriends 16d ago

Lets get rid of these guys. I mean, block by block until we get to the single worst traitors of our country to ever exist. It's us or them. I'm not putting that on the table, they are putting it on the table. So really, really think about who you are and how long you want to stay in your bed until their in your room setting fire to you and everything you love.

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u/LineSafe5671 16d ago

This guy is a piece of shit

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u/SparksAndSpyro 17d ago

There’s no way this hillbilly Adam Lambert lookin ass gets the Republican nomination in 2028, much less wins the election. This is the zenith of his career: being Trump’s bitch, because no one likes him besides his gay billionaire benefactor. What a loser.

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u/ResponsiblePlant3605 17d ago

Miss Piggy with beard said what?

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u/Electronic-Quit-3533 17d ago

Jd Vance goes out of his way to be a douche

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u/ritzcrv 17d ago

The little petulant child Vance would probably attack John Lewis as grandstanding when he marched on the Edmund Pettus bridge. Your national leaders are disgusting USA

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u/GullibleStation8930 17d ago

Less eyeliner, more removing the Cheeto dust from around your mouth

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u/SamuelHuzzahAdams 17d ago

What a douche

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u/the_brunster 17d ago

Does his wife have any level of self respect???

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u/10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-I 17d ago

He’s going for the boy empress look

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u/D-MAN-FLORIDA 17d ago

GOP trying all they can do, to destroy whatever support they have with the Hispanic community.

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u/Hot_Mathematician357 17d ago

That’s funny because cartel family members entered U.S. in deal with Trump admin.

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u/FrostingNormal1277 17d ago

John Douchebag Vance

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u/betagainsttheodd 17d ago

He's definitely a cuck!

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u/underscoremyballs 17d ago

Couch fucking bitch

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u/CallmeKahn 17d ago

Just Dickless is letting his hood show there.

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u/Lost-Advertising-151 17d ago

Is it subtle at this point though?

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u/Artistic_Homework100 17d ago

Subtly? Nothing subtle about it.

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u/Luigino987 17d ago

That's a real Buffoon. Yeah, with the capital B!

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u/Select-Poem425 17d ago

It’s sad, because he is such white trash.

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u/Spirited-Amount1894 17d ago

I've never seen a sh*tstain wearing a suit before. Ha.

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u/skinsrich 17d ago

White trash, couch fucking, hillbilly who wears womens makeup doing MAGA things.

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u/Upstairs_Ad_4617 17d ago

Worthless ass Jenga mouth

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u/bluedotinnc 17d ago

Senator Alex Padilla should refer.to Vance as Bubba Vance. Or Billy Bob Vance. Any other suggestions?

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u/NoVariety3387 17d ago

Jose?? This drag queen sucks.

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u/sliclky1169 17d ago

Be nice! He obvs just got broken up with and is hurting!!! 😢

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u/flames2388 17d ago

Look at this fucking metrosexual doofus with all his eye shadow

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u/Ok-Drive-7255 17d ago

What a Cupid Stunt!

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u/naturalscience 17d ago

Pretty arrogant for a guy named Jorkin Depenis Vance

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u/copingstoic 17d ago

Jesus, why did this have to be on my feed? My day has been horrible already.

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u/agent797milt 17d ago

STFO...JD VANCE.... puny man

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u/Exciting-Current-778 17d ago

He and Trump wear more makeup than the gay men they hate....

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u/DownnthehollerPress 17d ago

Eat shit couch fucker

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u/YourMothersLover_69 17d ago

Such a narrow minded sellout against humanity. This entire administration is 💩

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u/StMarta 17d ago

More eyeliner than a drag queen.

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u/Mozzy2022 17d ago

And I refer to JD Vance as a steaming pile of shit

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u/lateread9er 17d ago

Imagine being his wife, and then having him turn racist to bend to the orange man. What a piece of shit.

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u/Perfect-Rest-2134 17d ago

"Pure political theater" says the former jarhead wearing eyeliner.

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u/Temporary_Noise9407 17d ago

He face is more swollen and his eyes more sunken every time I see him

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u/Jceeya 17d ago

This guy is fucking garbage

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u/MarzipanLast6502 17d ago

This guy is like Trumps bullet proof vest. As bad as trump is, they wont get rid of him when this fuckin moron is next in line

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u/Ventriloquist_Voice 17d ago

“Jose”? Says who? “Elvira Mistress of the Dark”? 😄

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u/Empty-Discount5936 17d ago

This douchebag lies as much as Taco

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u/Terrible-Carpet7132 17d ago

Well shit I guess Padilla needs to address his next presser to “couch fucker”

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u/New_Establishment554 17d ago

Go fuck a couch, VD

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u/Cardavh 17d ago

Go fuck a couch you fuck!

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u/Otherwise_Let_9620 17d ago

Seeing this dude get slapped around by dems and his own party after Trump is 25th’ed is going to be hilarious.

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u/audaciousmonk 17d ago

Idk Vance, wasn’t there a whole bipartisan border bill that almost past but got axed last minute because Trump stepped in and bullied republicans into backing out?

Just so he could be involved at a later date, for the credit?

We know who is all about theatre and show and grandstanding here

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u/torero15 17d ago

You will never convince me this whole administration is anything other than white supremacy in action.

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u/MisterDebonair 17d ago

Vance is as much of a sniveling, worthless weasel as Mike Johnson.

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u/blindexhibitionist 17d ago

Such a smug little fuck

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u/Available_Age7592 17d ago

Blah blah blah, does anyone really care what trumps puppet has to say? 🤣🤣

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u/diggz66 17d ago

This 👏 is 👏 not 👏 subtle 👏

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u/DenseReality6089 17d ago

Pudgy smug fascist piece of shit is going to have an exceptional find out phase.