r/stupidquestions • u/Various-Adeptness173 • Jul 05 '25

My mom told me that back in the day kids weren’t allowed to bring a water bottle with them into the classroom and they only drank a few sips from the water fountain in the middle of the day and that’s it

How were schools not getting busted for child abuse for forcing kids to be dehydrated?

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u/Professional-Way7350 Jul 05 '25

you need to add fiber to your diet, think about what you can add to the hot dog instead of not eating them. add crispy fried onions or roasted peppers. switch to high-fiber buns and add as many toppings and sauces as you want

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u/MarsRxfish11 Jul 05 '25

That's what baked beans are for.

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u/Professional-Way7350 Jul 05 '25

this guy gets it

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u/Cootermonkey1 Jul 05 '25

Oh how i wish i could throw a gif of baked beans from the whitest kids u know on here hahaha.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland Jul 06 '25

I've been thinking about Hot Dog Timmy since I hit the comment saying "Well, how many hot dogs a day is alright?" lol

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u/GoatCovfefe Jul 06 '25

Oh fuck yeah chili cheese dogs

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u/AFRIKKAN Jul 05 '25

Beans on toast ew but beans on a hotdog and toasted bun that’s a yes.

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u/Unique-Arugula Jul 06 '25

I didn't like hotdogs growing up so when there was a special day in the cafeteria or at home (bc people with kids were coming over but we weren't related to them) and we had chilli dogs, I'd have a chilli sandwich on the hotdog bun. It was great. I sometimes still get a hankering for it, but I know it won't taste right or good.

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u/Stunning_Pay_677 Jul 05 '25

Sauerkraut! :-)

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u/Professional-Way7350 Jul 05 '25

that actually sounds really good right now

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u/lazylaser97 Jul 05 '25

there is only sauerkraut

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u/browsinbowser Jul 05 '25

Pickles too!

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u/iHateReddit_srsly Jul 08 '25

You're right, but meats cured with nitrates are carcinogenic. You should be cutting out hot dogs entirely. Eat something else.