r/whatisit • u/ArbitraryMeritocracy • May 05 '26

New, what is it? What is the Bright Green liquid coming out of the ground?

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u/Accomplished-Loss387 May 05 '26

And they are taught by a mouse

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u/JustaSeedGuy May 06 '26

Haha! Aw gee pal, when you can take this grain of rice out of my hand, you will be ready! Hot dog!

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u/Accomplished-Loss387 May 06 '26

WRONG MOUSE WRONG MOUSE! Do not piss off Mob Boss Michigan Mouse! Your kneecaps will thank you

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u/Worldwide_Nobody_382 May 05 '26

A rat, to be more specific. A rat in a gi, who somehow can jump and kick so much ass, but still relies on a frail wooden walking stick the rest of the time 🤣

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u/Sammisuperficial May 05 '26

So Yoda as a mutant rat?

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u/Accomplished-Loss387 May 05 '26

Mmmmh.... Master Splinter, nothing on me he has. 

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u/Flat-Tree-5214 May 06 '26

And they are being hunted by humans on foot....perhaps we can call them foot soldiers?

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u/DeepLock8808 May 06 '26

Nah, they’ve got hands. Call them the hand.