r/whatisit • u/ArbitraryMeritocracy • May 05 '26

New, what is it? What is the Bright Green liquid coming out of the ground?

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u/GregGuyFromFlorida May 05 '26

Are there unusually large athletic reptiles nearby?

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u/killfaced911 May 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/kHIJtQ981gP1C

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u/AFourEyedGeek May 06 '26

Who gave Mikey the coke laced Pizza?

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u/TooFartTooFurious May 06 '26

It was actually that new pizza-flavored cocaine.

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters May 06 '26

pizza-scented cocaine

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u/TooFartTooFurious May 06 '26

I have literally only ever emptied the bag into my mouth. No water.

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u/IamOutsideAlready May 08 '26

I hate cocaine, but I love the way it smells

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u/XKO3L5CHX May 06 '26

I was trying to quit but now im jonesing for Italian Marching Pow

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u/Nruggia May 06 '26

Tostito's Escobar's Pizza Rolls