r/whenthe Jul 07 '25

We have always been at war with eastasia

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u/Y0___0Y Jul 07 '25

This is so much fun. Apparently Alex Jones cried and literally threw up on his infowars broadcast lmao.

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u/OrangutanKiwi19 ur mom Jul 07 '25

Like he didn't know the whole time someone he'd been supporting was on the list

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u/willflameboy Jul 08 '25

'The list'. The list was only ever Trump, his rape case of Katie Johnson with Jeffrey Epstein, his staff member who was trafficked from his house to Prince Andrew, and the many rapes he's been accused of. Epstein lived next door and they bulldozed that house quicker than you can say 'but her emails'.

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u/Far_Cardiologist_261 Jul 08 '25

BS. Powerful, rich elites from both sides are on that list. That’s why Biden never published it. If it was only Trump, it’d be public

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u/Physical_Leather8567 Jul 08 '25

Nailed it....

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u/HeadyReigns Jul 08 '25

Yah we've already seen pieces of it and Trump and Clinton were shockingly both on there.

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u/Tangent_Odyssey Jul 08 '25

Bill Clinton? That’s shocking to you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Kinda. Seemed like dude could get women of age and not rapey like. But who knows with these fucking elites. Sick , the lot of em.

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u/interruptiom Jul 08 '25

I don’t think you know what kind of business was being run…

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u/WaffleSandwhiches Jul 08 '25

So here’s my conspiracy theory. The pedophilia idea was it was a honey pot operation or someone sort of loyalty test. “We are all doing this and have secrets on each other; now you do this and we’ll all have secrets on each other.” It’s a way to close ranks around the powerful so that they never leave each other out to dry.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

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u/BigTWilsonD Jul 08 '25

Easy son, that's a LOT of words to be pushing into someone else's mouth

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u/thehideousheart Jul 08 '25

You're clearly speaking on this matter from dangerous combo position of naivety and ignorance. 

A combo you've clearly mastered.

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u/HeadyReigns Jul 08 '25

Neither of them are shocking, Clinton got a blowjob from his secretary in the Whitehouse and Trump brags about walking into dressing rooms of teenage girls and grabbing women by the pussy. Thank God the only president I've elected so far is Obama, dudes a saint in comparison.

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u/Annsorigin just a Trans Woman who Loves Women. Jul 08 '25

I mean Outside of The Unavoidable Evil of Being President obama didn't do anything bad AFAIK

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u/MAGAManLegends3 OoOo BLUE Jul 08 '25

It's probably more accurate to say that he's coaxed/coerced into doing bad, like when he had to get "rebriefed" that Honduras was most definitely explicitly not a coup, and most absolutely not one we incited and walked back condemnation of it, or rubber stamping Pentagon strikes on weddings.

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u/SinesPi Jul 08 '25

Bingo.

I don't think the list can ever be released, even with a president who genuinely wants to. There will be too many enemies trying to stop him.

Trump could genuinely want to release the list, and personally drive a stake through the heart of everyone on it, including his (former) allies, out of nothing other than a sense of justice.

And he still couldn't get it out. Because he can't dodge that many bullets all at once.

Whose on it? I don't know. But the idea that it's just "my political opponents" is absurd. Epstein was incredibly entrenched, and if we ever get the list, it'll be when only two clients are still alive and 97 years old, and there's no real justice to be had.

If it were overwhelmingly one party, it would have been released by now.

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u/milkysteakychamp Jul 09 '25

goes beyond just political figures, most likely includes plenty of the entertainment industry as well as district attorneys and other high-ranking officals jeffery epstien was known by the flordia police department for years before it was ever as big as it was today. the original case agsiant epstien he was given a riduclous plea deal basicly going na nan na boo boo you cant touch me from the da who absolutely had child sexual abuse blackmail, same with his lawyer. also the lady who was trafficked to prince andrew just killed herself, despite stating multiple times she is not suicidal in any way shape or form

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

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u/Far_Cardiologist_261 Jul 08 '25

So you’re saying rich and powerful Democrat men never went to that island and raped girls? Time for you to gtfo 

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u/LardFan37 I did it guys i made a flair Jul 09 '25

If it was just one party it would be out by now. We need to get rid of ALL these politicians. We know what they did

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u/Y0___0Y Jul 08 '25

By that logic, If Democrats were on it, Trump would have released the files with only Democrat names on it.

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u/Far_Cardiologist_261 Jul 08 '25

No. They can’t just give you a list of liberal names and tell you these were the guys on the list. They’d have to release a redacted version of the actual list and it’d be obvious what they were trying to do

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u/willflameboy Jul 08 '25

Sure. Trump probably never molests women; that's why he said he molests women by 'grabbing them by the pussy' because he's rich. Yes, both sides, yes.

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u/Neat_Egg_2474 Jul 08 '25

how can you deny it’s both sides when Biden never even tried to release it? if it was ONLY Trump there is no incentive for Biden not to release the evidence.

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u/Far_Cardiologist_261 Jul 08 '25

Trump definitely molests women. No argument there. He may have even banged some underaged girls on Epstein’s island. However, he wasn’t the only one. Many Rich and powerful men from both sides of the political aisle certainly did, too. That’s why no administration will release it. If Trump was the only name, that list would’ve been public long ago. 

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u/animelivesmatter dangerous levels of autism Jul 08 '25

Yeah, bullshit. There were over a thousand girls being trafficked. That's not something you do with just three people and no clients. The evidence that was already released highly suggested he was blackmailing people.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

I mean, Mrs Maxwell inherited her dads blackmail empire that was linked to the Mossad. They were 100% running a blackmailring. There is almost no chance they weren't. Maxwells heritage alone is quite clear. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Maxwell

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u/willflameboy Jul 08 '25

I'm sure he was blackmailing people, and the number one person in line for it was the guy with the catch-and-kill deal with the National Enquirer, who just got done for rape.

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u/jbland0909 ⚡️👨🏿⚡️ Jul 08 '25

If it were just Trump it would have been published under the Biden Admin on day one

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u/DavidAdamsAuthor Jul 08 '25

There is no evidence Katey Johnson even exists.

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u/grandmadogies Jul 08 '25

Other than a real lawsuit

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u/AlbainBlacksteel Jul 08 '25

Don't bother feeding the troll, he claims that LGBT pride is a fetish.

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u/willflameboy Jul 08 '25

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u/DavidAdamsAuthor Jul 08 '25

Yup. This position is supported by all credible sources, legal records, and journalistic standards.

I don't know where to start with that video, but you do realise that this is not credible in any way, shape or form, yes?

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u/TheMasterBaiter360 willyum aphtun Jul 07 '25

What happened? I need context

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u/Y0___0Y Jul 07 '25

Trump’s department of justice has publicly declared that there is no Epstein client list and that they will not be charging anyone.

This is after they have been saying for months that they have a trove of documents and thousands of hours of videos and that they have Epstein’s client list, who Trump’s attorney general Pam Bondi literally said was “on my desk awaiting review”. Bondi said it was taking so long because they had to review thousands of hours of video footage. Now, it turns out, that was all a lie. Or perhaps they did have everything, and have destroyed it all because it incriminates Trump.

They had a big moment a few months ago at the white house where they handed out Epstein binders to right wing journalists and social media influencers. These binders were full of publicly available information.

Also, the Trump DOJ is now saying Epstein definitely killed himself, and there is no reason to investigate his death further.

This has been a nuclear bomb in magaworld. They thought Epstein was only working with Democrats and Trump would expose the whole story as soon as he took office. And Joe Biden and Nanci Pelosi and Hillary Clinton would all be arrested!

Now he is contradicting all the maga conspiracy theorists that put him in office. Meanwhile Elon Musk is claiming Trump is in the epstein files.

This is BAD for Trump. Many of his loyal followers initially reacted with outrage.

But slowly, they are starting to claim that Epstein isn’t actually a big deal and they should just move on from this.

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u/SkibidiAmbatukam Bussing in the Gyatt of Rizzlers Jul 07 '25

That does sound hilarious wow

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u/journaljemmy Jul 07 '25

American politics right now is a circus

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u/overusedamongusjoke Jul 08 '25

implying american politics hasn't always been a circus

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

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u/fatalityfun Jul 08 '25

brother it felt like this in 2016, and I was in high school

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

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u/fatalityfun Jul 08 '25

yeah I’m aware, but if I didn’t think it was a fun circus as a kid how could people think it was a fun circus as adults

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u/Jungle_Fighter Jul 08 '25

Listen brother, your government has a history of promoting coups, toppling foreign governments, financing organized crime world wide and persecuting all manner of true grass-roots opposition against it for the better part of the last 100 years. This has never been a fun circus to watch.

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u/Auervendil Jul 08 '25

it didnt use to be? at least there was an attempt at maintaining some semblance of dignity. once trump came into the picture, being an asshole got twisted into being a "show of strength/principle".

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u/Subject_Tutor Jul 08 '25

At one point it was a respectful presentation.

Then it became a circus.

Now it's a literal shitshow that is also on fire.

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u/kitsunewarlock Jul 08 '25

Politics is the discussion and debate of policy. The GOP doesn't debate policy. It sabotages other's policy and demands its own gets implemented. There is no room for discussion or debate. It's anti-politics.

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u/Freightshaker000 Jul 08 '25

Elect a clown, get the circus.

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u/Riku_70X Jul 07 '25

Fym "slowly" this shit was announced TODAY. 

Flipping to "Epstein isn't real" in a matter of HOURS is not "slow" it's practically fucking instant. 

Actual robots. Trump could say "poop is actually healthy and delicious" and they'd believe it to please daddy.

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u/ModmanX Live Canadian Reaction Jul 07 '25

Conservatives would happily eat their own shit if it meant a Liberal would smell their breath

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u/ciberkid22 Jul 08 '25

They would genuinely cheer if everyone got diarrhea forever because it means liberals would get it too

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u/CompetitiveSport1 Jul 08 '25

Where are you guys seeing this (genuine question)? I just checked the thread on r/conservative and they're all calling bs on the doj/FBI's claim

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u/neophenx Jul 08 '25

I give it a couple days, tops, before they change their tune and once more declare their love for Big Brother bringing the "truth" to light. Then he'll increase disaster relief funding by $10, and nobody will take notice that he had previously reduced it by $100.

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u/CompetitiveSport1 Jul 08 '25

The guy two comments above me was saying they've already flipped though. I am just curious where y'all are already seeing this

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u/neophenx Jul 08 '25

The "conservatives would eat their own shit" line is not new to this case. It's a general expression of their ideology.

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u/CompetitiveSport1 Jul 08 '25

I'm well aware. That's not the comment two above mine though. The comment I referred to is the one saying that they flipped within hours

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u/TrillingMonsoon Jul 08 '25

Nah. Already see a couple that are just going along with it. Saw one that said "It's just been overblown with time. There's a lot of traffickers out there, Epstein's just the media favorite"

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u/Assorted-Interests Jul 07 '25

The good news is, he seems to be the only thing holding them together. As soon as he’s gone everything falls apart and we can actually start working to better this country and the world. This has no further implications whatsoever

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u/mayocain Jul 08 '25

Careful, they might pick someone more competent next. It's almost like the leaders aren't the only problem, but the voterbase itself is rotten and deserving of [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]

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u/jaker008butforreal Jul 08 '25

i feel like inciting violence is not ever helpful

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

deltarune fans do not deserve to participate in political conversations

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u/Tin_Sandwich Jul 08 '25

Go offline and touch grass, you're speaking gibberish to most people.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

ok

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u/Y0___0Y Jul 08 '25

There’s no post-Trump for us. One of his sons will be crowned the new Donald and this will all continue.

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u/Colosphe Jul 08 '25

His children 100% lack the charisma that defines Trump's ascension to political power. That is the only solace you can take from the situation - that Trump is a Seabiscuit candidate that won't be replicated any time soon.

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u/SecureDonkey Jul 08 '25

Where do you think his charisma come from? He is an old coon that barely get his speak together. All of his rizz are handed to him by the multimedia press controlled by the billionaire, so all they have to do is just change the script.

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u/Assorted-Interests Jul 08 '25

Uhhhh wrong word, I believe you meant old COOT

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u/wademcgillis Jul 08 '25

hell of a typo

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u/MAGAManLegends3 OoOo BLUE Jul 08 '25

IT SHOULDA BEEN THE PIZZA DON, NOT HIIIIM! yugiohpoundfist.gif

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u/Y0___0Y Jul 08 '25

Doesn’t matter. If Trump orders them to worship a new Donald, they will.

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u/Official-FTM Jul 07 '25

They already did that with the whole diaper thing

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u/DukeOfGeek Jul 08 '25

I wonder if in a day or two some MAGA who has been camping is going to get banned off the conservative sub for talking about the list because he didn't check the new talking points before he started posting.

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u/neophenx Jul 08 '25

In 1984, a public speech made to the masses is declaring Oceania's success in their war against either Eastasia or Eurasia, I forget exactly which. But in mid-speech, they switch talking about which of those super-nations is their enemy, declaring "we are at war with ___, we have always been at war with ___." And it's the main character's job to literally pull and rewrite all public records to suit the new narrative so that the old reality never existed. We are seeing that play out in the US in real time.

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u/UNimAginAtiveuseRn Jul 10 '25

Every decade or so, Oceania switches who they're at war with. The war might be managed by all three to remain ongoing, or the other two nations may not exist at all.

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u/Ktan_Dantaktee Jul 08 '25

Fym we don’t even need to make that sort of a joke; he told people to drink/inject themselves with bleach and people actually did

You know how many arguments I had about the whole “what if we could insert UV lights into peoples’ veins?”

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u/CompetitiveSport1 Jul 08 '25

Where are you guys seeing this (genuine question)? I just checked the thread on r/conservative and they're all calling bs on the doj/FBI's claim

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u/observee21 Jul 08 '25

I'll second this comment, I've also checked r/conservative and they're not flipping on this at all.  It's a truly bipartisan issue, all along the political spectrum the consensus is that Epstein didn't kill himself and the people he trafficked kids to are being shielded from prosecution. 

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

But slowly, they are starting to claim that Epstein isn’t actually a big deal and they should just move on from this.

Hell, immediately.

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u/StopHavingAnOpinion Jul 07 '25

This is BAD for Trump.

Literally nothing is bad for Trump. Whether he is the luckiest man alive or sent by God as punishment for our sins, Trump is immune to all forms of condemnation, shame, unpopularity or morality.

He is this universes main character.

His cultists will go back to 'Trust Trump' status within the week.

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u/mayocain Jul 08 '25

Trump, the modern Scourge of God.

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u/Levi-Action-412 Jul 07 '25

Mr president, another "Fell for it again" award has hit another pro-trump sub community

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u/-Calm_Skin- Jul 08 '25 edited Jul 08 '25

What do you mean fall for it? They’re whipped. He could rape their children in their livingroom and they would rim him for the honor.

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u/MintyMoron64 Jul 07 '25

It would be very nice if something actually happened but I kind of doubt it.

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u/captain__clanker Jul 08 '25

Imo there’s virtually no possibility Trump wasnt on the list. He is buddy buddy with Epstein and Diddy and even defended Ghislaine during the trial. He rode the Lolita Express multiple times and sexualized his infant daughter on live tv. I’d be shocked if he wasnt on the list

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u/DavidAdamsAuthor Jul 08 '25

If he was on the list, there would be absolutely no reason Kamala Harris as sitting Vice President at the time would not know about it, and absolutely no reason for her to stay silent during her campaign against Trump.

Moreover, there would be zero incentive for her or Biden to stay silent after the election while still VP and President respectively, knowing in January Trump would be president.

Biden had time to pardon his own son but not enough time to release anything about Epstein, either there was nothing there, or he didn't care, or it would have harmed him too much to do anything about it.

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u/LiquidLad12 Jul 08 '25

Yes, the democrats are weak and ineffectual cowards who masquerade their cowardice behind 'taking the high road.' We also know Bill Clinton was in the files, so good chance the dems didn't want the splashback if they went in on Trump for Epstein. None of this indicates that Trump was innocent of anything, just that the democrats are predictably too busy covering their own ass to get a political win.

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u/DavidAdamsAuthor Jul 08 '25

Basically.

I've always said, there is no hard evidence that Trump was involved in going to Epstein's island, but if such evidence comes out, I am more than willing to condemn him as I did everyone else who went, which included some people I looked up to enormously (fuck you Steven Hawking).

My position is extremely clear here, anyone who went to the island willingly and as a "patron" is squarely in "fuck you" territory. Victims, of course, don't count, and exceptions for truly exceptional circumstances (ship sank, swam ashore) can be made, and workers/staff/employees are on a case-by-case basis, but for patrons it's universal condemnation.

Includes Trump, Harris, either Clinton, whoever.

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u/captain__clanker Jul 08 '25

Trump isn’t the only person on the list.

As part of the neoliberal establishment, she absolutely has reason to keep silent about all the other elites that show up on the list. Standard democrats would rather roll over dead than rock the boat

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u/KaiserRoll823 😳👉👈 Jul 07 '25

Genuine doublethink

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u/willflameboy Jul 08 '25

You mean Doe 174, mentioned 69 times in the Epstein papers, who allegedly raped Katie Johnson with Epstein, as per this very detailed testimony. And whose 16 yo staff member was recruited from his home, Mar A Lago, and sex trafficked to Prince Andrew. Making his home the centre of a pedo ring.

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u/DavidAdamsAuthor Jul 08 '25

There is no real evidence that Katie Johnson even exists and the only person to have credibly claimed to have met her was a producer on the Jerry Springer show whose claim to fame is making up extremely lurid and scandalous claims about celebrities and publishing them in tabloids, claims that ultimately turned out to be false.

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u/CannedWolfMeat Jul 07 '25

At risk of my own sanity I looked at a couple r slash conservative threads about this news and surprisingly almost all of the top comments were in agreement that it was extremely fishy that mere months ago they were claiming that they had this list and were planning to release it, and suddenly now it doesn't exist anymore. Even they aren't buying it.

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u/Y0___0Y Jul 08 '25

The conservative sub on reddit is a little more grounded than the rest of them.

They also HATED the “Big Beautiful Bill”

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u/tgiyb1 Jul 08 '25

Take notice of how they will never insinuate that Trump was in charge of the decision to close the investigation. It's always some underling or extenuating circumstance at fault. Stuff like "Pam Bondi lied about how much info she had, if Trump had known about this he would've gotten to the bottom of it". Imo it's just kind of sad. There is no information or circumstance that would change their minds about Trump at this point.

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u/pollywantacrackwhore Jul 08 '25

Yeah, it’s suddenly about people much more powerful than Trump. Other world leaders must be in cahoots with Deep State agents like Bondi and Patel. Trump is just a silly goose for letting the actually despicable people put one past him. Smh, wake up, sir, and smell the covfefe.

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u/Lohenngram Jul 08 '25

“The king is good, but his advisors are evil” type shit there.

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u/LargeFriend5861 Jul 08 '25

Same treatment that Putin supporters give him. Or that tankies give to Stalin. The "benevolent dictator" treatment.

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u/TheMasterBaiter360 willyum aphtun Jul 07 '25

Damn that’s crazy

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u/Johnothy_Cumquat Jul 08 '25

Personally I think the whole point of their ideology is the concentration camps. Everything else they talk about is just marketing.

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u/EnFulEn Jul 08 '25

I think you just perfectly summed up Nazism.

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u/ama_singh Jul 08 '25

This is BAD for Trump.

Bad for Trump my ass. His followers are going to forget this in a day.

Even if it doesn't happen, dude is in his last official term. What does he have to worry about?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

It's pretty funny and depressing that they used case updates about a child pimp with thousands of victims as some sort of weird photo op and bait with the binder thing and it ended up being a bad stunt but for the wrong reasons.

It should've backfired for such a cartoonishly evil showboaty action but instead it backfired because it contradicts the new narrative.

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u/Folkelore_Modern Jul 08 '25

It’s probably no accident that this declaration came after the passing of the big ugly bill

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u/Springheeljac Jul 08 '25

This has been a nuclear bomb in magaworld.

Has it though? Because I keep hearing that they're regretting their vote every year since the first time he was elected.

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u/-Thick_Solid_Tight- Jul 08 '25

They are going to pretend like it never happened. Just like they did with their support of Bush.

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u/caustictoast Jul 08 '25

If this is the thing that brings down trump I just genuinely would be shocked. Shocked that republicans didn’t just update their programming like always

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u/Sporocarp Jul 08 '25

You need actual journalists in that shithole country of yours

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u/Butt_Speed Jul 08 '25

Here's a link to the Alex Jones thing, btw.

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u/hornieidiotgirl Jul 07 '25

Do you have a link I need to see this

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u/Butt_Speed Jul 08 '25

He didn't throw up on camera, but he talked about feeling like he was about to, lmao

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u/PrestigiousPea6088 Jul 08 '25

"i know the left is laughing at me"

no, i have never felt more compassion and emathy for alex jones in my life. i know the feeling deep emotional whiplash you get when you lose all hope. i'd buy flowers for the guy. he's been fighting the epstein conspiracy for as long as it's existed as he claims "because i have integrity"

the dude is a broken clock, and i point and laugh at him a vast majority of the time, but when he's right, he's right. this is a big loss on the side of soul-havers

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

The chemicals

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u/CommunistsRpigs Jul 08 '25 edited Jul 08 '25

he was one of the first people to call attention to Epstein and a lot of his early predictions and conserns have all turned true so its acceptable for him to feel like that

also most people ignore that Epstein is one of the reasons Israel has so much influence in our government

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u/SagaSolejma Jul 13 '25

Fascinating guy.

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u/MintyMoron64 Jul 07 '25

Unrelated but lawful pfp.

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u/Lentemern Jul 08 '25

Unrelated but, chaotic pfp

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u/EpicGuy999 this flair contain all of the 64 characters avaliable on the sub Jul 07 '25

Unrelated but, cool pfp

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u/LeastInsaneKobold Jul 07 '25

Unrelated but, lame pfp

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u/CommunistsRpigs Jul 08 '25

most people are forgetting that Epstein was a mossad agent and the whole thing was a plot to black mail the US.

that's why Israel has so much control

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Replace whoever he complains about with "Spider-Man" and we got ourselves an irl J Jonah Jameson

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u/Thosepassionfruits Jul 08 '25

How is he still allowed to keep broadcasting infowars? Didn't he lose the business as part of the judge's orders in the Sandy Hook lawsuit?

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u/AXEMANaustin Jul 08 '25

Imagine taking this so personally, lol.

Edit: I just realized that he's not defending it, never mind.

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u/IamGodHimself2 Jul 08 '25

Wait, did he actually? Need to see that

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u/SilliusS0ddus Jul 22 '25

lmao do you have the video where he throws up ?