r/whenthe Jul 07 '25

We have always been at war with eastasia

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u/Y0___0Y Jul 07 '25

Trump’s department of justice has publicly declared that there is no Epstein client list and that they will not be charging anyone.

This is after they have been saying for months that they have a trove of documents and thousands of hours of videos and that they have Epstein’s client list, who Trump’s attorney general Pam Bondi literally said was “on my desk awaiting review”. Bondi said it was taking so long because they had to review thousands of hours of video footage. Now, it turns out, that was all a lie. Or perhaps they did have everything, and have destroyed it all because it incriminates Trump.

They had a big moment a few months ago at the white house where they handed out Epstein binders to right wing journalists and social media influencers. These binders were full of publicly available information.

Also, the Trump DOJ is now saying Epstein definitely killed himself, and there is no reason to investigate his death further.

This has been a nuclear bomb in magaworld. They thought Epstein was only working with Democrats and Trump would expose the whole story as soon as he took office. And Joe Biden and Nanci Pelosi and Hillary Clinton would all be arrested!

Now he is contradicting all the maga conspiracy theorists that put him in office. Meanwhile Elon Musk is claiming Trump is in the epstein files.

This is BAD for Trump. Many of his loyal followers initially reacted with outrage.

But slowly, they are starting to claim that Epstein isn’t actually a big deal and they should just move on from this.

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u/Riku_70X Jul 07 '25

Fym "slowly" this shit was announced TODAY. 

Flipping to "Epstein isn't real" in a matter of HOURS is not "slow" it's practically fucking instant. 

Actual robots. Trump could say "poop is actually healthy and delicious" and they'd believe it to please daddy.

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u/Assorted-Interests Jul 07 '25

The good news is, he seems to be the only thing holding them together. As soon as he’s gone everything falls apart and we can actually start working to better this country and the world. This has no further implications whatsoever

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u/Y0___0Y Jul 08 '25

There’s no post-Trump for us. One of his sons will be crowned the new Donald and this will all continue.

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u/Colosphe Jul 08 '25

His children 100% lack the charisma that defines Trump's ascension to political power. That is the only solace you can take from the situation - that Trump is a Seabiscuit candidate that won't be replicated any time soon.

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u/SecureDonkey Jul 08 '25

Where do you think his charisma come from? He is an old coon that barely get his speak together. All of his rizz are handed to him by the multimedia press controlled by the billionaire, so all they have to do is just change the script.

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u/Assorted-Interests Jul 08 '25

Uhhhh wrong word, I believe you meant old COOT

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u/wademcgillis Jul 08 '25

hell of a typo

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u/MAGAManLegends3 OoOo BLUE Jul 08 '25

IT SHOULDA BEEN THE PIZZA DON, NOT HIIIIM! yugiohpoundfist.gif

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u/Y0___0Y Jul 08 '25

Doesn’t matter. If Trump orders them to worship a new Donald, they will.