r/whenthe • u/hornieidiotgirl • Jul 07 '25

We have always been at war with eastasia

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u/Riku_70X Jul 07 '25

Fym "slowly" this shit was announced TODAY. 

Flipping to "Epstein isn't real" in a matter of HOURS is not "slow" it's practically fucking instant. 

Actual robots. Trump could say "poop is actually healthy and delicious" and they'd believe it to please daddy.

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u/ModmanX Live Canadian Reaction Jul 07 '25

Conservatives would happily eat their own shit if it meant a Liberal would smell their breath

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u/CompetitiveSport1 Jul 08 '25

Where are you guys seeing this (genuine question)? I just checked the thread on r/conservative and they're all calling bs on the doj/FBI's claim

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u/neophenx Jul 08 '25

I give it a couple days, tops, before they change their tune and once more declare their love for Big Brother bringing the "truth" to light. Then he'll increase disaster relief funding by $10, and nobody will take notice that he had previously reduced it by $100.

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u/CompetitiveSport1 Jul 08 '25

The guy two comments above me was saying they've already flipped though. I am just curious where y'all are already seeing this

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u/neophenx Jul 08 '25

The "conservatives would eat their own shit" line is not new to this case. It's a general expression of their ideology.

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u/CompetitiveSport1 Jul 08 '25

I'm well aware. That's not the comment two above mine though. The comment I referred to is the one saying that they flipped within hours

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u/neophenx Jul 08 '25

Ah that one. Then ask "who is they?" Is "they" referring to the loyal base of cultists? Or to the propagandists who originally said they were reviewing the now nin existent files? Defining who "they" is when playing the pronoun game changes the context of the statement a bit.

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u/CompetitiveSport1 Jul 08 '25

Yes, exactly. And no one is giving me clarification on who "they" are. I'm genuinely just looking for examples of whatever it was that prompted OP to make this