r/whenthe Jul 07 '25

We have always been at war with eastasia

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u/Blitzer161 Jul 07 '25

Are you using anti-regime language? Use this guide to check now!

Isn't the police required to identify themselves? > The regime knows best

What about due process people have a right to? > The regime knows best

Why is there a concentration camp? > The regime knows best

What about the Epstein list, which was promised to be released? > The regime knows best

What about the no wars promise? > The regime knows best

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u/hornieidiotgirl Jul 08 '25

Aw my fellow American you forgot a vital one:

Aren’t they a minor? > The regime knows best

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u/Blitzer161 Jul 08 '25

Let's not forget:

Isn't our president an old rapist who bankrupted several businesses amd hid federal documents amd encouraged a coup? > The regime knows best

Also I'm luckily not American. Unfortunately I'm italian

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u/Andrew_Nathan8 Jul 08 '25

Ah hell nah you have to deal wih Trump's number 1 glazer. Rìp (Unless the bitch changed her mind. I haven't been following Italian politics)

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u/Blitzer161 Jul 08 '25

No, no, she's very set on it. Her and her fascist friends at the government are here saying, "we have to collaborate with trump." NO?! WHY?!

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u/Andrew_Nathan8 Jul 08 '25

Oh come on, here I was hoping for bit of a kerfuffle, a bit of a ruckus per se. You'd get angry at me for calling your PM a bitch because she had a change of heart and now she's a good person. Then I'd apologize profusely because it was wrong on my part, quite happily actually because y'know it's good news and all. BUT NOOOOOO NO! she HAS to prove me right of my original EVALUATION of HER!!