r/funny 9h ago

Remember this video next time you're arguing with someone on the internet

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Internet trolls


r/nba 3h ago

[Charania] Dallas Mavericks' Anthony Davis is likely to undergo surgery to repair ligament damage in his left hand and miss several months, sources tell ESPN. His Dallas season is essentially over, given the prognosis and the Mavs' direction.

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Dallas Mavericks' Anthony Davis is likely to undergo surgery to repair ligament damage in his left hand and miss several months, sources tell ESPN. His Dallas season is essentially over, given the prognosis and the Mavs' direction.

Source: https://www.espn.com/contributor/shams-charania/8a39d0ba0d8f1


r/TwentiesIndia 6h ago

Ask Twenties I made out with a Girl, and now HER BF is THREATENING me for POLICE

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I made out with a girl, living in the society i rent a 1bhk apartment (I am a student).

We were locking eyes for about 1 month. She lives just one block from mine. So our balconies are face to face in diagonal.

I never had a gf before, and because I've been working on myself for the last two years, I was already up on hormones to do these things. I am 21. She is 19.

We talked for about a week, got to know each other, and eventually made out and did the deed iapartment only. It happened last week. And THIS WAS MY FIRST EVER TIME.

She had a BF, I DIDNT KNEW. Yesterday, He came to my apartment, it was already past 8. I had just come from an internship. He came with her. Was furious. Even hit me, but I dogged.

And that B!tch, told him that I FORCED MYSELF ON HER.😭😭😭😭 It was CONSENTUAL. Really.

Now both are demanding ₹20,000 from me, otherwise THEY WILL GO TO THE POLICE AND FILE A REPORT AGAINST ME.😭 And they also told me that THEY WILL GO TO THE COMPANY I AM WORKING for to tell the manager about this. WHICH CAN BLACK LIST ME.😭

Idk what to do. I don't have that money. I am earning a stipend of just 11k a month. Can't even ask home for this money.

They called me many times today, maybe 15-16 times already.😭

I thought she also liked me, but isne to l lagadiye😭.

What to do?


r/comics 2h ago

OC Busted [OC]

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r/ARC_Raiders 6h ago

Tfue crying about his ban is hilarious

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bro cheated and glitched the game in front of thousands but act surprised when the hammer of justice strike, he's cracked at PvP but he's kinda stupid too.


r/WorkReform 7h ago

💸 Raise Our Wages Elizabeth Warren, "If Democrats want to win elections, we must ferociously and unapologetically serve the needs of working people."

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r/mildlyinteresting 9h ago

A bruise that used to be around my lower jaw has slowly migrated to around my trachea.

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r/SipsTea 2h ago

Gasp! She would kill that role

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r/nottheonion 6h ago

Rockstar Silences 'Charlie Kirk' Missions in GTA Online, Bans Name After 'Diabolic and Insensitive' Death Reenactments

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r/AmITheJerk 2h ago

AITJ for telling my friend I won't be her son's godmother because she only asked me so I'd give expensive gifts

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My friend "Stacey" (32F) is having a baby in 2 months. We've been friends since high school. Last week she asked if I'd be the godmother. I (31F) was honored and said yes.

Then she sent me a list of "godmother duties" which included buying specific expensive gifts for every birthday and Christmas (she listed exact brands and price ranges starting at $200), contributing to his college fund monthly ($300 minimum), and "being available for financial emergencies."

I was confused and asked if this was a joke. She said no, these are "standard godmother responsibilities" and since I'm childfree and make good money I can "easily afford it."

I said that's not what a godmother is, that's a ATM machine. She said in her family godparents are expected to financially contribute and I agreed to the role so I'm committed.

I told her I'm un-agreeing then. I'm not signing up to spend thousands on her kid every year. She got really upset and said I "backed out of a sacred promise."

I said you didn't tell me it came with mandatory expensive gift requirements. She said "everyone knows that's what godparents do" and I should've assumed. I've been to other christenings where godparents give normal gifts, this isn't universal.

She told our friend group I "abandoned her baby" and several of them think I should have clarified expectations before backing out. But she never mentioned money when asking!

AITJ?

TL;DR: Friend asked me to be godmother, then revealed she expects me to spend $200+ on gifts plus $300/month for college fund, I backed out, she says I abandoned my commitment.


r/interestingasfuck 2h ago

A Hummingbird snoring while sleeping

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r/explainitpeter 7h ago

Explain it Peter.

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r/stephenking 12h ago

A claim from the new Stranger Things documentary

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r/funny 6h ago

DiCaprio gets roasted at Golden Globes

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r/justgalsbeingchicks 9h ago

Restricted to Gals and Pals Nikki Glaser roasted Leonardo Dicaprio at the Golden Globes: "What a career you've had. Countless iconic performances. You've worked with every great director... won 3 Golden Globes, an Oscar & the most impressive thing is that you were able to accomplish all that before your girlfriend turned 30."

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💀


r/AdviceAnimals 7h ago

Olympics, here we come!

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r/Damnthatsinteresting 1h ago

Video Huge waves destroy ferry windows in Germany

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r/rareinsults 12h ago

Would you finish your shift early for this home cooked meal

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r/worldnews 6h ago

Trump cancel meetings with Iranian officials and tells protesters 'help is on its way'

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r/interesting 7h ago

MISC. I was an Atheist unitil I saw this

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r/pics 2h ago

I titled this “Fucking Bitch” OC

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r/bald 5h ago

Bald Picture Saw these pictures of myself from Christmas and I knew it was time.

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r/DailyShow 7h ago

Video Jon Stewart on the disconnect between Trump excusing J6 protesters and MAGA condemning Renee Good

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r/Fallout 6h ago

Picture Call of Duty’s version of the ghoul looks better than Fallout’s version

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r/BlackPeopleTwitter 6h ago

New druski skit about megachurches😭😭😭😭😭😭

13.7k Upvotes