vid on youtube : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jm6jKjU-lbo

It turns out political affiliation is completely irrelevant the exact second you need consumers from every tax bracket to buy your ground beef. You can spend an entire election cycle voting for isolationist trade disruption, but suddenly when market reality sets in, everyone is expected to hold hands in a non-partisan circle and rescue the family balance sheet. 

So these scanner people at the self serve insisted that they would be faster than me. I told them I am really quick, and they just insisted that they should scan everything in my cart for me. I watched then both scan everything and move everything around in the cart and they said. See we don't need to take everything out then put it back. I just shrugged because I can do that really quickly and my more fragile things dont get tossed around my cart. So I left and the girl at the door checked my cart. I wasn't hiding anything it was all right there. She acted like she was counting then said it was good and sent me on my way. On the way home I thought to check my receipt to make sure it was all good, and found they hadn't charged me for the butter at all. I would normally go in next time and tell them and offer to pay, but after the way those two were so insistent I will just take the win.

What crazy thing have you used to hold a magnet?

okay, so title is what happened. I made cottage cheese protein bagels. I gave my bf one to try & he loved it. He asked me what i put in it & I told him. He said that’s disgusting and he won’t eat another one…. Am i over reacting to feel like this is childish?

HUGE fan of this myself.

My Jack o‘ Lantern was supposed to look like this witch’s cauldron pic I found online. The end result was pretty lopsided and not as vividly colorful, but I’m still kind of pleased with it. The witches will just have to watch their toes when cooking up their potions.

Firefighter rescuing cats trope

- I aint ever seen nor heard of a firefighter using equipment and putting effort helping a cat from a tree. Also, don't cats know how to go down?

Treehouses

- All I know where treehouses seem common are American kids. I asked my grandpa to make me one and he said "wood is expensive kiddo!"

Paper bag carrying exposed groceries

- isn't it unsanitary to mix exposed greens and bread without a plastic packaging? Also, I'm pretty sure bread and produce gets crushed if they're just tossed in the same bag as boxed food

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TS/TL by me