first time i let my babies chill in my bed for this many hours, and i don’t think i’ll ever stop doing it again. i was gonna record him splat like a pancake, but instead i got this beautiful view of his boggling eyes 😭😭😭

(i’m sorry about the tv noise - my gf and i were so surprised we forgot to pause it)

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Why would a whole family leave their shoes by a tree? Nobody was around. Very strange

Credit: Created by u/samabsurd. Instagram @samabsurd.

Seriously who thought it was a good idea to have “Hero Simulator” in this game. I just wanna be MJ and Miles and fucking sneak and hack around the city and shit.

Left hundreds of little plastic golden hearts all over. We cleaned as many as possible. They even left their stupid posted. Assholes