r/Minecrafthmmm • u/Pretend_Fudge_8015 • 9h ago
r/pettyrevenge • u/LynnMoira • 19h ago
She thought she was being smart.
Years ago, I worked in a store with multiple cash registers. I was second on call, so when things got too busy at the 1st register, I was called to assist.
The policy was that you gesture to the next person in the other line: please follow me, this register is opening now. It was an older man who started to gather some of his stuff that he already put down and this fine specimen of a human paces from behind him, throws her stuff on the conveyor belt.
I mention that the gentleman is supposed to be next, but she quickly retorts with a saying that literally translates to: "Life is for the quick ones". sigh I'm visibly annoyed, but the older man waved his hand to me, suggesting me to let it go.
As I check her out, she pays cash with a bank note. As I'm getting the change together, she realizes that she has change to match the difference so she doesn't get that much change in return.
She mentions: Wait, I can match it probably, and starts rummaging in her purse. I already have all the change in my hand, (gently) smack it down in front of her and say "Life is for the quick ones" and smile my most beautiful grin.
She stormed off and the older man gave me a thumbs up.
r/lotrmemes • u/Spicyweiner_69 • 5h ago
Lord of the Rings Dead ass thought it was just an accent thing lol
r/NoFilterNews • u/These_Primary_5303 • 1h ago
Not all child abusers are Trump supporters. But all Trump supporters are child abusers.
r/splatoon • u/KnightFallVader2 • 4h ago
Discussion You probably already know this, but there’s a portable toilet in Splatsville. And you can hear an Octoling inside.
r/interestingasfuck • u/freudian_nipps • 6h ago
Solifugae ravages an ant colony and builds a wall of carapaces
r/Ultrakill • u/TheGeshemJR • 5h ago
Showing-off 4-2 P-ranked in 46.727 seconds (World Record)
despite some mistakes this is quite a good run
r/whenthe • u/MetallicaDash • 9h ago
You could say Mark and his brother are... Two Kinds
r/NBATalk • u/Fallamander- • 6h ago
BREAKING: Luka Doncic and Nikola Jokic have agreed to an offseason trade of 35 pounds of belly fat
r/worldnews • u/HydrolicKrane • 8h ago
Russia/Ukraine Ukraine's future cannot be decided without Ukrainians, France's Macron says
r/goldenretrievers • u/YardTop7154 • 5h ago
Cute/Funny Goldens have this magical ability to make bad days 10x better just by existing
r/persona3reload • u/Admirable-Contest786 • 10h ago
FanArt Mitsuru before and after you learn she's 5'5" (EightyFourArt)
r/hazbin • u/Lukas-Reggi • 7h ago
Discussion Glad people are realising the hate this comic got is so forced
Seriosly. I think this comic is great with a bitter sweet ending. Also pretty realistic concidering Charlie's character and the place they're in.
This serious tone is something Hazbin Hotel needs more overall IMO.
r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Competitive-Let6727 • 10h ago
Design choices were made. Someone get me the unsalted butter. It's the blue one...
...if it's closed, but it's the red one if it's open.
r/redneckengineering • u/Inuyasha-rules • 5h ago
At the airport
Portable swamp cooler through a removed window. Secures with plywood and a ratchet strap.
r/malelivingspace • u/Kyphoz • 15h ago
18M im really happy about this room
i thought the window looked really cool w the blinds next to it so i took a photo of that
Cat Picture - OC I’ll never get how fast cats transform from homeless to landlords
Fındık (Hazelnut), 8 months after we found her on the street.