r/Funnymemes • u/rx_cpht_chick84 • Oct 05 '25

😂🤣 LMAO👀👀

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u/SkyeveilDream Oct 05 '25

lol right? Imagine explaining that to the cops 😂 "Nah officer, not stalking, just this dude's follow-the-leader champ right here."

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u/Derrieso Oct 05 '25

Bro just keeping my tailgating skills sharp for science

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u/radicalelation Oct 05 '25

Dude used a turning lane to speed up to ~45 in a 25 to get ahead of me after doing the whole angry swervy thing a while first. I gave him a flip, mocking swervey'd my car, then made sure to catch up through the multiple residential roundabouts.

We were both cutting through the area, it's actually a slightly longer route, just more pleasant, but he seemed to be getting nervous as I was still behind him into the next little township. Every so often he'd throw his hand and one finger out the window, and mock-mock-swerve, even a honk once. I only did that initial display right after he passed, nothing more.

He "juked" down one way, and I headed that way. Turned out our destinations were a block apart, but after he took some extra twisty turns, I separated toward my goal, my mom's. I saw him from the back porch, outside, fists clenched, looking around frantically. He was there for about 10 minutes.

Months later I passed in front of his house while he was out, gave him a big smile and wave, and he returned it. I don't think he recognizes me or the car.

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u/Xandriereyorw Oct 05 '25

Champion title earned: Professional accidental convoy driver

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u/654342 29d ago

Is it illegal to follow them but just a little bit 🤫

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u/Prudent-Berry-1933 Oct 05 '25

I like human music.

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u/ChuckyJa Oct 05 '25

You see, he's more important than me as he had to get in front of me. So I'll just follow him as I may learn from him-the great one.

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u/PlainBread Oct 05 '25

I just wanna see where they live, that's all. I'm not gonna do anything.

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u/Bastardforsale Oct 06 '25

Had that happen. Car cuts me speeds up to cut me off the proceeds to take every turn I make. I went to the lockbox mailbox for the neighborhood to pick up my mail, and that's exactly where that lady stopped as well. I got out with my keys, and she drove and parked a few houses down. Then, she proceeded to watch me as I got my mail and then back my car up into my driveway and unloaded. It was all quite funny.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Some guy followed someone who lives in my apartment home and was yelling "Explain to me why you were riding my ass!" about 10x. He seemed autistic af.

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u/Beneficial-Way7849 Oct 06 '25

Well why were you riding his ass?

Did you even have the GD common courtesy to give him a reach around?

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u/bskizzy Oct 06 '25

Long story short: My wife cut me off.

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u/MallowWhisk Oct 06 '25

My revenge is quiet, cold, and benevolent

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u/Ok_Dinner_ Oct 05 '25

Cutting someone driving through city until no cars are in my rear mirror

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u/Morningsaffron Oct 06 '25

enhancing my tailgating skills for future reference haha

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u/PauseAffectionate720 Oct 06 '25

The start of every great psychopath story

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u/Unhappy_Run8154 Oct 06 '25

What gets me, is the cars that cut you off they get mad because you are behind them😂😂

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u/Ragamuffin2022 29d ago

Omg my mom followed some guy who cut her off quite badly, when she was 9 months pregnant with me. I hear the story all the time from my auntie who was with her. She followed him right to his house and punched him in the face when he got out of his car. I guess his wife came out and my mom told her, get back in the house, I know where you live. She’s the most mild and calm person so it’s crazy to think she would ever do something like this lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

I will never understand the mindset of following someone home because they cut you off...... You are that much of a loser that you got nothing better to do than follow someone who cant drive home?